#doesnt get along with solas. beefs with blackwall. scared of cole. doesnt understand bull's jokes. cullen

[kirkwallguy]

is there any universe in which mary/varric could happen

hmmmm ive actually never thought about this one... i think everything IS possible if you twist the characters hard enough, but these two are sort of coworkers with 0 chemistry. mary reminds varric of a younger anders but in a bad way that makes him really not want to get emotionally attached to her while she finds him disconcerting and fake and doesn't read many books so never gets any of his jokes.

varric does accidentally call her blondie a few times though which is pretty bad