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Hey, I’m sorry to bother, but did u turn off liking/reblogging on your posts? Or am I tripping?

Shouldn't have anything turned off that I'm aware of. Maybe it's an issue with mobile?

(I hate to sound like the stereotype for I.T. help, but have you turned it off and back on again?)

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Natasha: You don't make a shiv out of a knife.

Clint: Yeah. You make it out of a rusty spoon or a shard of glass.

Natasha: Or a human femur.

Clint: Exactly. Be creative.

Steve: [Horrified]

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As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.

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Me: *is an anti-tony blog, tags posts so the stans can filter them and not be bothered by content they don't want*

Tony Stans:

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the first avenger: dr. erskine said that the serum wouldn’t just affect my muscles, it would affect my cells. create a protective system of regeneration and healing.

age of ultron: thor establishes that steve is not mortal.

endgame: we’re just gonna ignore all of that, and make steve old af to shock the audience, even though it doesn’t make sense that steve would age at all, let alone at the same rate as a non-enhanced human, because what happened in previous movies is meaningless.

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Everyone always forgets the real Anti-T*ny kings, the creators behind How it Should Have Ended (HISHE) on youtube

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Why? 

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Steve getting Nat back from Vormir and taking care of Red Skull on his way out.

Eternal exchange my ass.

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Disney+ is giving us short-haired Wanda and short-haired Bucky. Love that for us

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Golden😂😂🤣

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dustin henderson & steve harrington | season 1 vs season 3

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this is so funny to me oh my god

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“lions aren’t expressive”

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Today we learnt that Natasha doesn’t like sharing.

Video here

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#when you fuck up Spiderman's character arc so much that Sony decides to take him away

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We like cake!

who wants to go to cakes cove

@team-cap-for-the-win @team-everyone-but-toenail @toenail-stink-hate-echo-chamber i’msosorryiknownobodyintheteamcapfandomforgivemethoughtthiswashilarious