#doesnt know wat to think no more

[whitesnakewine]

And all of them live on Oro's properties rent free

[flamingoofeathers]

𝗔 𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘’𝗦 𝗦𝗘𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗧 || 𝗝. 𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗞

pairings: james hook x mermaid!reader

part 2 -> VK GONE SOFT || J.HOOK

summary: the times that hook came to see you and the time he didn’t. A forbidden love between a royal and a rebel, a pirate and a mermaid.

one shot; wc: 1.8k

genre: angst, fluff

main masterlist j.hook masterlist

a/n: you can imagine the reader as young Ariel or the daughter of Ariel, it doesnt really change much.

James tried to be as subtle as he can, cautiously looking around incase any one of the vk's were to see him, he wouldn't want to imagine what would happen. Dont get him wrong, he doesn't care about what anyone thinks, but this is his friends, the VK'S, dangerous people, that would hurt anyone who gets in their way.

Finally reaching the woods far behind Merlin Academy, he walked calmly through the forest, whistling as he neared the enchanted lake. No one comes to the lake during the week, since it's quite far from campus, but it would be filled with student wanting to take a swim during the weekends.

His chest filled with glee when he heard the splashing of water, grinning to himself, as he rushed to get to the lake faster.

When he arrived, the view he saw made all his problems go away, there she was, in all her glory, swimming around, humming a song.

The girl didn’t noticed him arrive, too busy in her own world to hear the sound of his chained boots.

He walked closer to the water, leaning into it "Hello there, my Princess" he said in a low voice, reaching his right hand towards the startled girl "James! You came!" The girl cheerfully said before swimming towards her beloved pirate.

Now face to face, Hook carefully touched her chin before leaning in, giving her a tender kiss.

Pulling away, hook asked "i hope you havent been waiting long for me" as he stood up, carefully taking off his clothes, leaving only his boxer before diving into the water.

"I haven’t, dont worry, at least you're here now" y/n replied as she hugged her lover.

"Good. Bridget pissed Uliana off again and it took a lot longer than expected to calm her down" Hook said hugging her back, thinking about Uliana was starting to stress him out again and his girlfriend noticed it.

"Well, dont think about her now, think about me instead" she said flirtingly, causing the boy to chuckle before kissing her again.

Y/n didnt like Uliana at all, while she wasn't a target of her bullying, she felt really bad for poor Bridget, who just wanted to be friends with her, but instead get made fun of. Other than that, she didnt like the fact that she always stresses her boyfriend out.

The sun was already setting when the couple got out of water and put their clothes back on.

They layed on the ground cuddled up, y/n leaning on James chest as they watched the sunset.

"You think we'll be able to date freely, one day James?"

"One day, we will."

The next time Hook was about to sneak away to meet his lovely mermaid, he got stopped by Maleficent.

"Mali- hi! Why arent you with Hades?" Hook chuckled nervously.

"Drop the act, Hook." Maleficent sneered.

"Wat are you talking about?" Hook was getting more nervous by the second.

"I know you're off to meet that little mermaid of yours, you're not slick" she scoffed.

"I have no idea what you're talking about"

"Im not dumb, i see you staring at her every time she's around." she scoffed.

"I-"

"-and i'm not the only one who noticed, Uliana is getting more suspicious every day, i suggest you stop seeing her, James, just for a little while." Maleficent said, her voice getting softer the more she observes her friend.

If Hook was nervous then, he was panicking now.

"What? No- i cant possibly-" Hook stumbled upon his words.

"James, i have no problem with you seeing her, if you're happy with her then I'm happy for you, but you know how Uliana is, she finds out and she'll make her life a living hell before she makes yours one too. It's just until Uliana stops suspecting" Maleficent pats his back before leaving him alone.

Hooks stands at the exit of the Academy as he stared in the air, conflicted.

Y/n was getting worried, its been hours since she and Hook was supposed to meet, she's been out of the water since well before, just sitting down, staring into the forest, wondering if maybe Hook was just a late, bc of Uliana again, but as the sky got darker, there was still no sign of him.

Disappointed, she started her way back to the Academy.

The next day, during her free period, she roamed the halls of the school, in search of James, knowing he skips almost all of his classes. They barely ever meet within school grounds, too scared to be seen by others.

She stops as she notice a hooked figure sat against one of the trees in the courtyard, happy, y/n walked closer as she yelled "james! Where were you-" she stopped herself when her dear boyfriend, saw her and instead of greeting her, he rushed away from her.

Weeks goes by and everyday, y/n slowly lost hope for them. Everytime she tried to talk to him and waited for him, her heart broke a little bit more.

As Bridget sang around the courtyard, giving out cupcakes along with the two new kids, Chloe and Red, she sat on a bench melancholically.

"What?" The girl watched with a broken heart as James disappear from her view.

As the VK's made their entrance, y/n stared at her boyfriend, well ex-boyfriend now, she assumes, with longing eyes.

On the other hand, Hook was trying not to look at her, afraid he might break and rush to her.

As Uliana chased Bridget and Ella out the courtyard with everyone else following, he hesitated, finally staring at his beloved mermaid, making eye contact with her after so long.

He watched as y/n stood up and started approaching him.

They stood face to face with each other, not saying anything.

"I- i'm so sor-" Hook raised his hands to cup her face when a familiar loud grunt was heard.

"you need to go, please." Hook managed to push her away before Uliana and the vk's saw her.

"SHE'LL PAY FOR THIS" was the last thing y/n heard before she left.

The night of Castlecoming arrived and y/n didnt even want to go, but the dress she bought for this night was too expensive for her to not come. It was a dark red color to match Hook's suit for the night, it was supposed to be a surprise for him, her wearing his favorite color, but right now she regretted it.

She walked past happy students chatting about how excited they were, she wanted to roll her eyes at them, but she knew she was just bitter so she just sighed.

She didnt know what to do, she just stood there in the middle of the crowd not engaging with anyone, until Bridget came with Ella and greeted her.

"Y/N! Did you go with somrone?" Bridget said very happily, and hugged her, as if they were close, but she knew that was just how Bridget is.

"Oh! Hi, Bridget! Hi, Ella! And uh, no, no one asked me to be their date so im free for the night" y/n said, trying to hide the disappointment, but failed as Bridget noticed her expression.

"Oh...it's alright y/n, no one asked me too, i came here with Ella, you should hang with us" Bridget offered as Ella nodded her head.

"Oh no no, i wouldn't want to impose"

"You won't be, you'd make this night more bearable for me, trust me" Ella said jokingly making the other two laugh.

"Ask her to dance later" Maleficent whispered to him.

The three chatted for the whole night, y/n had fun just chatting with them, not even noticing a certain hooked man entering and staring at her from across the dance floor.

"What?" Hook asked confused.

"Ask her to dance later, dont worry about it" Maleficent smiled.

"What about-" Hook started.

"We'll take care of Uliana" she winked.

"We?"

"Yeah, 𝘸𝘦" Maleficent nodded her head towards Hades and Morgie, who nodded back at him with knowing smirks.

Hooks smiled back at them "Thanks, Mali"

As the night comes to its end, a final dance is presented to the students.

Hook went back to staring at the mermaid girl, with a new found feeling.

The dancefloor got cleared, only Charming, the crowned prince, remained as a slow song starts playing.

𝘚𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦

Everyone waited expectantly for him to approach someone.

Charming approached the three girls. Bridget and Y/n pushing Ella towards the prince.

𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘦

𝘐'𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘸, 𝘮𝘮

"Ella, may i have this dance"

𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸

Y/n looked at the newly formed couple in the middle of the dance floor with so much happines yet envy. As she stared at them, she noticed a pair of eyes staring at her from across the dance floor.

"Yes" Ella said as charming lead her in the middle of the dance floor.

𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦

It was as if the world stopped and it was just the two of them

All Hook could think was how beautiful she was, in that dress, in his favorite color.

Maleficent noticed his stare "go" she whispered.

Hook looked at her and she smiled at him, before turning back to the others.

"This is so boring, Uli, lets just go before i die of boredom" Maleficent groaned.

"Exactly, i wanna rip my ears out, this song is awful" Hades complained as he wraps his arms around Maleficent

"Yeah, Uli, i thought this was gonna be fun but it's just torture" Morgie whined.

"You're right." Uliana rolled her eyes before she turned away and went for the exit not caring who follows her.

"Go get her" Hades patted his back before leaving with the others.

No one else went to the dance floor, all endeared by the unexpected pair, thats why everyone gasped when the one and only James Hook, invaded the dance floor but his eyes was only set on one person, his beloved.

Y/n stared as Hook approached her.

The two stared at each other.

𝘪'𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺

"May i have this dance, my love?" Hook asked in a soft voice.

Y/n just stared at him with an open mouth, before Bridget nudge her.

"Yes." She let out a breathe.

Hook beamed as he kissed her hand before leading her to the dance floor.

The two stared at each other with so much love and longing.

𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘭𝘦

"I love you, y/n l/n" Hook whispered.

"I love you too, James Hook" y/n said back with no hesitation, before they share their first kiss in front of everyone.

𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧

They didn't care when everyone gasped at the even more unexpected pair, all they cared was they were finally in each others arms again.

There's still so much they need to talk about, but that can wait for tomorrow, tonight is for them.

"So...this is love"

James said as he stared at her.

[lovesickbtd]

Fox Play

this is my first time writing for our Ren and Strade, so it might be a little iffy. please bare with me as this is a distant memory from a general pov - 🐇 warnings: mild underage drinking, kidnapping, one instance of racism towards ren word count: 1383

School had just ended when Ren hurried out of the building. The weekend had no plans for Ren, the timid fox, anxiously checking his phone for any texts from what he considers friends. They were supposed to sneak into a bar tonight and see if they could get served, and even if Ren doesn’t want to get in trouble with the law, he reluctantly agreed after some peer pressure. The walk back home wasn’t long; he lived a couple of blocks away, and he’s a speed walker through and through. So much for his anxiety and paranoia.

It also doesn’t help that Ren lives in a lesser-known area of town- people try to avoid it due to word of mouth, but he doesn’t think it’s that bad…rent is cheap and the people stick to themselves unless they’re affiliated with a gang or group. Ren was not. As he approaches the last turn before his apartment building, his phone buzzes in his pocket.

> hey are u comin’ with us 2nite??? we r gonna get into the bar downtownnnnn

Ren keeps walking as he types, occasionally glancing up to make sure he doesn’t run into someone or get picked up by some creep.

> I thought the Jackalope was closed tonight? Is there another one I don’t know about?

It takes a second for his friend to respond, so he keeps his phone in his hand just so he doesn’t have to search for it in his pocket over and over again. Ren sighs as he climbs the staircase to his apartment building, buzzing in and waiting patiently for the lock to click open. Once it does, his phone buzzes again. Once. Then twice. Then a third. The young fox hurries up the inside staircase, apologizing when he bumps into a tall, lanky blonde guy. It’s his neighbor, Lawrence! No time to talk, though, he has to respond before they start calling him.

Quickly unlocking the front door, he drops his bag next to the coat rack and locks the door. “I’m home, mama!!” Silence. Right. He lives alone. His ears fold against his head as he sluggishly responds to his friends’ text. 

> Heyyyyy r u flaking???? > Rennnnnn…..you cant b leavin me hanginggggg xdddd

> if ur gonna be a dick nd ignore me ill go by myself :p i knew your kind was always flaky

Ren sighs as his fingers tap away on the screen, working up a response and apology that leaves him exhausted. He doesn’t even know why he befriended such a pushy person. > Im sorry, i just got home. I’m not flaking on you at all! I’m still going! Just…what bar are you trying to get into?

> da braying mule duh its the only bar that doesnt check 4 ids

> okay. What time?> errrr we could do liek 8 or 9….up 2 u im taking my moms car

That seems late to Ren, but he wants to make a good impression. Maybe if he makes a good impression, people will be more inclined to talk to him in class! Ren asks what he should wear, if he should put on makeup, or anything that would make him more noticeable. He needs something to make him stand out. Maybe he won’t hide his ears this time. He spends the rest of the afternoon and a little after that getting ready. A pair of cargo pants that are baggy in all the right areas, the color a washed-out army green with buckles on each pocket, a black anime shirt that might’ve been sloppily cut to show a little of his stomach, and some basic accessories to make him stand out even more. He feels good! This will get him noticed! He pulls on his scuffed sneakers and grabs his bag, leaving the unit feeling much older than he is.

His friend is already waiting in front of the apartment building, music so loud that you can barely make out the words over the bass. Ren climbs in the backseat, greeting everyone in the car before they speed off downtown. He’s nervous, but it’s also exciting to him. The other people in the car, he can only assume are his friend’s friends, offer him a water bottle half full of a clear liquid. Ren just assumes it’s water, taking a sip of it before coughing. It’s fucking vodka of all things and it’s warm. Fucking disgusting.

They arrive at the Braying Mule not long after they left Ren’s place, all of them climbing out of the car with laughter and jokes. Ren can’t help but feel out of place. He doesn’t belong here, especially when he’s the youngest out of the group he’s with.

Luckily, they’re able to get in without a hitch. The bartender doesn’t even question all of them as they order rum and Coke, vodka cranberries, and green tea shots. Ren doesn’t drink whatsoever as he just can’t stand the taste of any of it. He moves away from his group, eventually settling into a spot in the corner of the bar. He thinks to himself that this was a terrible idea, that no one even notices he’s there, and that he should’ve just stayed home…Until someone sat with him. A quite large man, his build being short and stocky, and his weight made him even more pronounced. His messy brown hair was short yet tidy, save for how greasy it was, and his eyes…they’re a little frightening because of how big they are. The bright amber colored iris seemed intimidating to the young fox.

“Hello, buddy! You’re looking a little…lonely,” the man says, his calloused hand patting Ren’s shoulder as he chuckles to himself. His voice is loud, like he has no care in the world if people judge him. And that accent…oh! He’s German! He continues, hand moving away from Ren and back to the table. “Ahh…you’re a fresh face, ja? New drinker, Fuchs?” The larger man laughs to himself, but Ren doesn’t. He can’t tell if the stranger is simply making conversation or making fun of him. It might be both, considering how jolly this guy is.

Ren stutters, his eyes avoiding any contact with the other. “I uh…I’m not even supposed to be here…” his voice is much quieter than the man before him is. “I’m- uh- I’m Ren by the way!” A hasty introduction. It makes the stranger smile, making his cleft lip even more noticeable than it was before. It makes Ren smile as well.

Maybe they’re not so different after all.

The stranger introduces himself as he slides a glass towards the fox. “Short and sweet, eh? I’m no stranger to that myself, freund! The name is Strade, quite a pair we are, richtig, Fuchs?” Strade laughs, even though nothing he says is funny, but Ren also laughs along with him. They talk about all sorts of stuff, where Ren goes to school, what he plans on doing later tonight, even going as far as to offer to give Ren a ride home if he needed it! How thoughtful! Ren starts to notice that the bar begins to settle down to just the two of them in, so they both agree it’s about to go home. Grabbing his bag and jacket, Ren says his goodbyes to his new friend and starts his journey out of the bar and back home.

Until he can’t remember how to walk properly. He wasn’t even drinking, except for that beer Strade gave him…

Was he just roofied? This has to be what being roofied feels like. His body feels heavy, his vision failing him more than it already had, and to make it worse, his legs feel like jelly. Every step he takes it gets harder and harder to not gag and-

The sound of vomit hitting the pavement makes Ren feel more dizzy than he was moments prior, and he could’ve sworn that he heard the faint call of his name. He slowly turns to where he thinks his name was called, only to be met with two large, rough hands smothering his mouth and nose.

It’s him.

It’s that guy from the bar.

Strade.

His hands smell of oil and dirt, his accented voice low and threatening.

“You’re coming home with me, mein lieber Fuchs.”

[bogusbyron]

Ok i gotta make a post about this ive probably already made one but i gotta do it again . Id love to see more period accurate washing in valvert fics ,, standing baths........ . The homoerotic possibility is RIGHT there . Doesnt even need to be sexual. Plus itd be (at least somewhat) period accurate ...

Isee a few fics where they draw up baths, which like whatever, fine, they DID have tubs back then but it was an absolute rag on to fill it with hot water.. bring the water in, boil it, pour , repeat.......... so why not have them do standing baths instead.....

Im not 100% sure on what decade water was introduced to the standing bath (georgians would oft wash with just a dry cloth to get moisture off their skin. Additionally i dont think soap was used until late 1840s - if anyone knows better than me on this subject feel free to correct) but like whatever, dont care. Valjean literally has a housemaid, he would so be able to have a basin of hot water ready every morning - and hes an old man, joints arent wat they used to be, maybe he cant reach a spot on his back . Oh but javert is there . And hes old too, he cant reach a spot on his back either , so they could TOTALLY help each other out and rub each other down with the warm wet cloth . Maybe they just wash each other for the craic . Or the uh , homoeroticism. EITHER WAY... underappreciated minor little part of 19thc life that woukd not only make your fic feel just a little more period ... but also could totally be gayer .

[bai-jiu]

Wat do you animate with !!? If ur comfortable sharing!!

live2d if you cant afford or get a free copy of live2d(trial or demo ver) i recomend dragon bones , if not i recomend spriter, you can do straight up pixelart with this!! (but bro is limited!!)

heres process, Its A BIT TOO MUCH

I WILL EVENTUALLY DO A YOUTUBE VIDEO THIS IS THE BEST I CAN DO

For the live2d 1. I would make the character in sai/or your program of choice that can export into psd like this, (look into how vtuber models are separated in case you're not sure)

even simple it follows the rules of a regular vtuber model (some features wont be needed like mouth unless you know EXACTLY what you want to do) here is how the last one i made looks like (you can see head, hair, back of the eyes, iris, arms, blush completly separated)

2. Once in live2d you can rig it as a regular vtuber model, add or ignore parameters youre going to use. like for example this one doesnt use x eye movements (eye doesnt move from side to side basically), but i added new ones like the legs (remember to add physics!!!)

3. Now its time to animate, dont worry if you add new parameters to the rig to fit the animation you had in mind it will update as you go on!!! !!! important!! make sure you are using the double size you're going to use for the pixel, if you want your pixel to be 200x200 you'll be using 400x400 when you work in it in live2d!!!!

now use the parameters you did to do the animation

if you want it to loop do it like this (rec!!) copy and paste the first one and the last one.

lastly for give it a pixel art timing look, i rec do this insert frame on the one of the keyframes (most relevant!! look into an animation tutorial to see what i mean!!!)

and now what you are going to do is move it into 3/2 more keyframes so the movement is heavier and more exagerated!!!

once youre happy with the results, export to gif!!!

ALRIGHT FOR THE NEXT PART!!!!!!

4. With the gif in hand send it to https://ezgif.com/gif-to-sprite this will turn your gif into a sprite sheet

heres mine

how what youre going to do is give this sprite sheet to this program Pixelatir (i belive its free!!, at least it was when i got it :O) /i think if its for commissions you need to pay them but look deeper into the TOS if you're invested!!! i heard photoshop does this too but im not sure!!!

you'll have to make the settings right but if you have a palette in mind you can feed it and it will use it!!! when its done, i suggest taking the now pixelated sprite sheet and fixing any small details by hand , like for example in mine i aded some lines and changed hue/saturation by hand!!!

Now you're going to feed it back into https://ezgif.com/sprite-cutter and cut the sprites, if you did it right, thre should be no problem, and it will allow you to make a gif with it!!!

AND that should be all! hope it helped!!

[cgtg]

What did you see in Dave and Karkat relationship to make you write their interactions so well? (It's really impressive tbh, at least for me)

Like, did something snapped one day, and you started understanding how they balance each other or just how they "work"? (Sorry if it's hard to understand what I'm trying to say. It's quite hard to put what I'm thinking into words)

man thank you so much

i think you worded yourself totaly fine, the problem here is i dotn know how to succinctly define what i see in them

ive always thnought that dave and karkat bounce off each other rly well. i was obsessed with davekat as a kid too. between 2016-23 smth softly clicked into place for me.

what do i see in it? i dunno. in my interpretation, it's just... realness ?

its longform candid pointless comfort. its changing each others nicknames in the server, its making fun of a spelling error, its "fragging a noob", its a youtube letsplay of a game you thought you'd hate, it's meandering around your point and then stabbing it with ur own impatience, its feeding the trolls on your amv. its genuine interest in each other, hoping someone specific likes your post, being scared to go outside and being scared to stay inside. it's checking the comments against better judgement, its sampling their voice in your bgm. it's a combined pressure to be something the other person doesnt get, but does. its a very potent push&pull simultaenous in both directions. its "un"stoppable force vs "im"movable object. it's a puzzle & theres somethin very vital at the heart of it about turning around & seeing someone that sees you right back, like it or not. through a screen or through shades or eye2eye. inverted & subverted, exactly the same

it can be like 500 things at once, its so nebulous but always rly specific to them. you cant get this dynamic with any other characers, not in anything ive ever seen. unless u made ocs that act like em i guess. it is one of a kind

i didnt rlly get this stuff when i was a kid. i mostly shipped them bc my answer to any rivalry was "wat if they kisd", and theyre cool characters. i used to focus on the tension when i was a kid. theres a lot more to it than that.

because its also this BTW.

[breadsticksposts]

yandere scaramouche!

rapunzel references reader!! {when will my life begin}

-you woke up at 7 am the bed beside you empty, well scaramouche usually left you alone in the morning. so this is normal

-you go to the bedroom and clean yourself. after that you go to the dinning room to eat your breakfast that the maids prepare for you, many people says yyou are living your best life, but how can it be the best if you are lock in a big villa?? well yes itts pretty and anything you could ever imagine. BUT you also want your freedom!! what is fun about being lonely?? you have no one to talk too and barely anything to do! well, that is until you kinda do chores around!

-firsr scaramouche doesnt understand you, why would you want to do chores when you can just sit ot read a book?? i mean you do get too watchh TV but you can watch it if you have his permission, and how can you ask him when he is mostly not with you every time??

-so scaramouche let you do what ever you wat, yyou kinda just clean the room that you like! like the painting room,library, kitchen, sewing place,music room.

-after you eat your breakfast, you take a broom and went to the music room, because that is the pllace that really need a tidy up! you brush and bruch the floor, mop it and put the instrument in their own place!

-next you do your laundry, well you inda just seperatted the clothes and gie it to the maids to do the rest, but that must count for something right??

-after all of that you look at the time and its omly been 7:30, you do it all in 30 minute!? you decide to sweep the rooms that you like, you went to the library and clean it, but mostly you dont see anything to clean, mayybe just the floor but the books is in their place. you are kinda great full too

-the library is not that big so you usually dont gett tired up from just sweeping the floor, well..maybe just a little bit!

-you then try to pick a book to read and waste your time on, but you cant get any book that you like! most of the book that you like, its finished! gods why dont scaramouche put the kind of books that you like?? maybe you can aste your time reading new books! at the end of the day you read the same books over again.

-its 10:30 now, well that sure waste much time! i guess?? well you get bored of reading, you know all the plots already so its came to be a bit boring, but there some parts you like or still miss! after all of that you were thinking that its a great time to start paiting! you love love LOVE painting! i mean you could draw anything that you like, that is practiclly freedom fr you!

- you went to the painting room or you can say art room, that room is only ffills with your paintings in the walls and canvas! all match your aesthetics. you take your brus and start painting on the wall, you sit on a ladder and paints some details that. you miss on the previous drawings, or just add some more drawings!

-you waste your time mostly in the art room, coloring every inch. you were thinking to ask scaramouche to buy you more canvas for you to paint, well you just need the right moment, really.

-you lose to track of time until someone knock at the door. “my lady, please come ouut, its already lunch time. the lord will not be very pleased if he knows you forget or didnt eat.”

-you sigh and clean up the mess you create and came out of the room. you went to the dining room again and you have been prepared some foods, mosty its cold but you dont really care.

-you always wonder why scaramouche have a long didng table,its mostly just you and him so why there is many sits, who is. that for?? but you always think tht maybe sometimes there will be some important people joining dinner. who knows??

-after you eat the foods that you were given, you went to your room, where many things are in the tto keep you distracted! like sewings/knits,and puzzles

you do your puzzles, which is the one you been wanting and been begging for scaramouche to buy it for you. you put it up and it only took 15 minutes. boringgg!

you try to knits but you cant get how to do it! like how can people do this thing?? its so hard!!

-ell finally after many tries you kind of give up and went to the kitchen to bake!

-you try to bake some cookies but you kinda dont get the hang ofbaking yet so you mess up many times and ending up the cheff bake it for you. its so delicious, its warm and h=when you put it with cold milk its just make the. perfect combos!

-then you feels like you need a GOOD stretch from all of those activity. you went to your room and stretch, you try to hold your own feet but you cant and you just end up being tired.

-but if you were thinking, why dot i just escape from here?? you tried. really! but every inch of this villa is filled with maids and body guards, and you always feels like the is eyes on you every inch of your body. the last time you tired to escape, you kinda end up being punished by scaramouche and we do not want to think about it again!most of the time you do just end up being cought or fail and you will face his wrath later..

-you end up laying in the couch, resting. its so boring in here, how come they say i should be greatfull living like this??

-you take your book and reread it again, you miss when your life is just about friends, family, and freedom. until this happen, now you can only read a book about fantasies. there is not many amount of book about fantasies in the library, most about education, funfacts or straight up history. you always falls asleep reading tthose books! you were thinking for your birthday gifts, you could ask for books??? WHAT! no way1!! you could ask for “anything” but you ask for some books!? ugh..

-how about..the outside?? i mean its been so long that you didnt see tthe outside! youu always wondering what is it feels like again?? windy? refreshing? hot? you can only imagine it.., the closes thing you got is the garden! you can only see the skies..,every corner have a tall smooth walls that was imossible to climb on.

-okey thats enough!! just focus on the book you are reading and dont think about thos impossible things. scaramouche? letting you out?? you must be dreaming!

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“this woman..keep reading tthe same book over and over again?? ugh..there is so many book i bought for her and she keep reading those books?? what is she thinking!? i. didnt waste all that money for nothing!” scaramouche groan while looking at the cameras he set up in every corner of the rooms.

“my lord, if i read the titles of the book, i would think its an fanfiction book, or full of imaginative things.., i do recommend buying her more like those books, rather than historical books” the head maid says, giving scaramouche some advice.

“gods.. what girl want so much!-“ scaramouche complains

“my lord, this girl have been goods for a few days..i think you could give her something for her being obidient? from the reports of the workers, she been helping around the villa, and didnt do any escape attemts” the head maid told scaramouche about the past few days ago.

“i see, i will take a look. now leave.”. scaramouche order the head maidas the. take a look of you laying on the couch reading those books again.

im so sorry if there any typos! and i hope you enjoy it!

[wholemeallbread]

help me decide: shidou, sae, or kaiser

this is an extremely important question that provides little to no contexf, but ill give you my (multiple) answers. (im really bored)

before i waste your time (i still am going to waste your time writing this entire thing) i have a theory that ur going to draw smth... the short answer is mostly kaiser but i have like another little bit under the cut and the rest is yap (if u think im joking i genuinely wrote 4 paragraphs on some random questions)

So! sae sae sae sae sae he doesnt seem like he would habs big muscles... hes just kinda 🧍‍♂️ ykwim? 🕴️. HOWEVER I DO THINK HE WOULD COPY SNAPS LIKE THAT!! thats him in his silly mood. we love that for him. shiddouuuuu might be the same case. does he even train his body or is it just natural from practice? then again he picks up charles like hes nothing but it could just be adrenaline. i think shidou would have big chesticles but lets not delve into that... KAISER ANYWHA!!! he may look lean but if he FLEXES youll see some apples (hello what does rhis even mean) i think he takes pride in his stature but he only shows it off when need be.. to shut the haters out if ykiwmwiym. sleeper build but its like lean. i would say boom shakalaka

but if we're talkinf ahour rhis specific trend i havent seen one for shidou yet. but would sae (in question, if hes the one asking) really go BOOM SHAKALAKA? or would it be someone else? but who is the question. literally nobody likes him like that except for sae and charles really wouldnt say that either... HEAR ME OUT ON THIS THEORY! HIORI!!! i think i saw somewhere that shidou watched him play games on his phone ajd honestly who wouldnt like hiori. would hiori like him back? nop. according to the bllk bible or whatever 🤓☝️ hioris type is someone who gives him space. shidou.. heh.. spaceless. he is your space.

lets say in theory which one would be the best to date. kaiser is not an option. emotionally it would be shidou. it may not show because sae is equally as freaky, but i 100% beleive that he will always try to match your vibe. he's always trying his best... slightly pathetic slightly concerning but the effort is clear. physically, it would be sae. he may not be emotionally available but he would take care of you or whatever... OUT OF BOREDOM. wat an asshoel! this sounds bad but youd be more like a sea monkey to him. yk sea monkeys? those fish that u can get like eggs and dump them into a container... and then they just exist... and u cant do anything with them... (i was going to say smth else but lets keep this pg 😼) yeah

now lest say in theory youre stuck on an island and you're left with one of them. sae is the worst because he cant do anything and hes a worthless bum! we all cheered! shidou hm.... we have no backstory yet so we dont really know what his life was like. in theory, if there was a tiger on the island, he will fight it barehanded. kaiser is 1# but thats kinda sad so we wont expand on that. theres a chance that he knows what to do, but hell make you do it in his place. and then he gets a flashback and runs into the forest never to be seen again

if ur thinkinf avout who to write for thenn hmmm... i dont really think a lot of people read for shidou?? i just never see many fics for him. kaiser is also great but i think its difficult to put a finger on his character/personality without knowing his entire backstory first (im guilty of this) and how he would really act around somebody he loves bc we just dont see that. if anything, we are all in #saveness squad and no you dont have the option to leave. our nonchalant king sae can sometimes be boring, but if u write him right (heh rhyme pun) and make him a little... cheeky... heh.... 😼😼😼

if its for a theme... hm.... shidou really doesnt have that many pretty scenes/panels yk?? he looks constipated half of the time. his bowels need some help. or a creep. we accept that either way. my personal pick for you 🫵 would be kaiser bc u just give me 🅱️lue vibes.

[tylwer34567]

RGB Villains Headcanons

CW - Mentions of flesh consumption (The descriptions are not too detailed or too graphic, but I'm just puting this here for caution.)

Wat 1. How do they feel about people shorter/taller than them? He thinks little demons should be stepped on. As for larger entities, he would not be intimidated, instead he played along with them until he could find a weakness in them (physical, mental, or emotional).

2. What are they like on social media? (What’s their username, profile pic, etc.) He has no need or desire for such confounded contraptions.

3. Their sexuality? Wat is what happens when the two definitions of maneater (animal with a pattern of killing and eating humans and someone with a carnal appetite) are mashed together. He has many lovers, friends with benefits, and others that warm his nest, yet doesn't care for being in a relationship. He is an entity focused on conquest and conquest alone.

4. Preferred weather? Not too hot, not too cold.

5. What’s their sleeping schedule? He sleeps as soon darkness shows up.

6. Favorite music? The cracking of bones/j

7. How’s their cooking? Wat doesn't cook, he hunts for prey. His eating technique is to puncture deep into the body of his prey before tearing and swallowing the flesh chunks whole.

8. It’s movie night, what movie do they pick? Gorey movies like Day of The Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and The Thing are his favorites. He also loves extreme indie horror movies, mostly because he enjoys others' reaction to them.

9. How would they hold up in a pillow war? He didn't do so well at first due to his arms in his natural form, so he shapeshifts into a more humanoid to gain a fair shot. Both he and Boogie are tied for the most wins.

10. What’s their sleeping position? He either curls up in a ball like a cat/dog or sleeps standing up.

11. Who do they go to for comfort? He goes to Samhain for comfort since they have been close friends for centuries. He's close to Boogie but doesn't go to him to vent (Boogie either is terrible at comforting someone or he gives bad advice).

12. Something small that they enjoy? He enjoys the sound of nature, of course right after a successful conquest.

13. How do they feel about physical contact by others? Supriseingly, he likes physical touch. It has become a running joke between the Class VII's to pet him like a puppy. Wat huffs and complains about the treatment, but he secretly likes it.

14. What is enough to bring them to tears? N/A

15. Biggest pet peeve? When people underestimate him, thinking that he's just a dumb bute that craves for violence.

16. How well do they take care of themselves? Pretty well

17. What’s something they like that may be surprising to others? Wat loves to read books. One of his favorite types are old religious essays that discusses the nature of Satanic things like witches, demons, false gods, etc. He enjoys making fun of the stuff they got wrong about the supernatural.

18. Do they consider others family? Samhain is like a brother to Wat, while Boogie is a close friend. He also considers his army of monsters like his wards/protégés.

19. Any bad habits that they have? Eating sloppily

20. What’s their idea of a perfect vacation? Enjoying a nice time in a hot spring bath.

21. Do they get lost easily? Will they ask for directions if they are? He doesn't get lost easily. He would ask someone for directions and then kill them as to not let anyone know of him asking for help.

22. The strangest thing they have ever seen? N/A

23. How well do they accept advice? Is indifferent to it unless it's from Samhain.

24. How much do they swear? He doesnt swear at all. Wat only swears when he's enraged. And oh boy, if you get Wat enraged....

25. How do they take advice given to them? Wat usually dismisses it unless it is Samhain giving him advice; he usually takes whatever the pumpkin overlord says to heart.

26. Do they like being in pictures? He's fine with his colleagues taking photos of them. They love to draw cat whiskers on photos of Wat with hot pink markers afterwards.

27. Is there anything they’re bad at? Killing the Ghostbusters

28. What’s their morning schedule? Savaging for food and planning on conquering whatever is on his radar.

29. Any past injuries? N/A

30. Something that disgusts them? Nothing disturbs Wat. He has a high tolerance for gross and/or disturbing stuff.

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Additional Notes First Impressions: Dinosaur boi :D

Latest Impressions: Dinosaur boi :D

Favorite Fanfictions Featuring Them: N/A (There's literally no fanfics freaturing him that I could find. Even the Grundel has like one at least.)

Favorite Ships: Free to Interpret

Favorite Images: 

(He looks like he's facepalming himself)

Song That I Associated with Them: Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia​/​Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus) by Will Wood

Something I Don't Like About Them: He has done nothing wrong ever/j

Fun Facts

Wat has two voice actors: Billie Hayes for Mrs. Roberson and Leo DeLyon for Wat's true form.

Billie Hayes was well known for her portrayal of the character Witchie-poo in the TV-series H.R. Pufnstuf (1969-1970) and Weenie the Genie in the TV-series Lidsville (1971-1973), while Leo DeLyon was well known for his voices of Spook and Brain in Top Cat (1961-1962), as well as apparently once being "one of the few people in the world who can whistle one tune and hum another simultaneously" (quoting from his IMDB page).

He makes appearances in the IDW comics, both in covers and a major antagonist in the Ghostbusters IDW 20/20 oneshot.

His design was reused for one of Boogie's minions in The Boogeyman is Back.

His original design doesn't have a tail.

Final Verdict: 1,000/10 More Wat content

[saffronscales]

ADSHFSAKKSBVJAIKA Hi hi hi i found ur “anyalive au” recently AND I’M IN LOVE WITH IT!!!! I LOVE UR ANYA DESIGN SOSOSOSOSOSOSO MUCH FAT ANYA IS UNDERATED!!!! AKAKFSJHAHAHJ!!! I hope u don’t mind a few questions i have so sorry if u answered these before i have a bad memory on many details but i’ll try!

does anya keep looking into getting in to medical school? if she does, how does she get money for it?

wat was it like when she lived with curly? tense? sad?

how does anya deal with her trauma with jimmy? is she very very mad that he is still alive? what support does she have?

Dat should be all of mine! ONCE AGAIN I AM IN LOVE WITH UR AU AND UR ANYA DESIGN I SAID IT ALREADY BUT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!! Have a good day! :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD. HOLY SHIT. HELLO??? HELLO??? ANON DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING. YOU JUST SET A LIVE BOMB. (positive)

i think anya looked into medical school to help people- to make someone’s day better for them, at least. she’s never ever given up on that- she’s just not the type of person to. however the “monetary compensation” that she and curly got for the absolute bullshit they faced was only really going to last them a year or two- otherwise they would have to find a way to live in the capitalist society theyre in right now. fast. while anya is still working on a way to get money for groceries/rent/etc. she is also trying to figure out a way to achieve this dream before its too late. she hopes its not too late. and then she remembers that its sort of the same as it always was and she throws up a little (dont worry it gets better for her in the end) she works in retail to get the money and ends up becoming more financially stable once she moves in with nurse

OH BOY it was something with curly. yes she was tense. yes she was sad. she was miserable even but admitting that feels like betraying something inside herself so she doesn’t do it. yes she was ANGRY and she wanted to HURT and she felt horrible because what is she even going to say. he can’t even do anything now so what’s the point. there’s really nothing that’s ever changed and she’s still feeding him painkillers and making sure he’s okay and remembering what he did and remembering what he didn’t do and she realises that it’s sort of the same as it always was and she throws up a little (there might be a theme to this)

anya doesnt even know how to feel about it. it feels different- like something should have happened. she’s always been resilient and shes always gotten through things knowing that good things will come around and if its not good its not what’s coming around- but she’s really wondering because he’s still alive. he’s still alive but he’s in jail and he can’t hurt anybody but she still feels so hurt but she can’t get stuck on these things when she has things to take care of- she’s still working, after all. she’s still trying, after all. even when she wants to rip her own skin off.

MY THOUGHTS ARE REALLY JUMBLED (as they usually are) also @blimbo-buddy come get your juice

[rainbowkittyburger]

ok im sending one last ask before i depart my dearly beloved brothrr💔💔💔✌️ whats laynes relationships with all the prime assets/expop

GOD you are irking my soul, making me actually think about technicalities/nsrs

below the cut is several paragraphs of me yapping, be forewarned, some of it may not be coherent. I am not a coherent person when it comes to this stuff unfortunately

Coyle - Toxic. An extremely toxic friendship, at least on Layne's end. Coyle moreso thinks of Layne as some creepy guy who hides in the shadows every trial, despite the reverence Layne seems to show towards him. Its well-known that Layne seems to think of Coyle as God himself, mostly due to his lack of knowledge on 'modern' technology, and seeing Coyle with his cattle prod(?? what the fuck is it I dont actually know) led him to the belief that Coyle controls lightning. So, yeah, Layne has reverence and awe towards Coyle, and literally just being acknowledged is enough to give this guy a heart attack.

Gooseberry - The only truly strong opinion Layne seems to have towards Gooseberry is her attitudes resemblance to his mothers. As seen in an unpublished work, he compares the other Prime Assets to flowers that have been linked to death/punishment and strife/warfare (hemlock/yarrow), while Gooseberry is compared to marigolds, flowers typically used in grieving ceremonies and usually representing grief/trauma. in the end, he thinks of Gooseberry as the perfect mother, a woman who's willing to do anything to protect her children, and occasionally he's rougher during her trials. even though the only reasoning is because he wants to help the 'children'.

Franco - Oh boy. He fucking HATES Franco, he detests him, there's no clear reason as to why he hates Franco and seems abnormally hostile towards him compared to the others, but its safe to say the two of them cant be left in a room with the other without some sort of fight occurring. obviously, Layne just doesn't like him, and chalked it up to a "gut feeling" when asked, and the minute he's given glasses he just gets more hostile because now he has an actual face to pair up to the blob that he hates. yeah. no, those two get along like peanut butter and spaghetti, an absolute no-go combination unless you want to be jumped in an alleyway by 57 Italians.

The Pitcher - There's no discernable relationship there, Layne seems to respect the Pitcher, and that's about it. he despises the molotovs though, due to his trials setting being a green house and then an odd replica of his home, and the molotovs accidentally lit several plants on fire before. other than his loathing towards the explosives, there's no actual clear cut like or dislike towards the Pitcher on Layne's end, and vice versa.

The Pusher - Its actually pointed out in an unpublished work I did, basically a mock interview document with each of the Prime Assets to try and flesh Layne's complex relationships with them out a bit, that Layne has openly approached Coyle, clung to him, and literally started praying through tears for the Pusher to die. its not actually clear why he hates the Pusher enough for him to wish death upon the other, but he's been praying on the others downfall since he met him for the first time in Sinayla.

The Imposters - N/A, Layne doesn't actually care for them.

The Screamer - Again, similar to the Pusher, Layne's been praying on the Screamers downfall for an extremely simple reason; he doesn't like all the screaming. were it up to Layne, he'd bolt Screamers mouth shut. permanently.

The Pouncer - Again, Layne doesn't seem to particularly care for them, hes made them water flowers like once. thats it.

The Night Hunter - N/A (doesnt particularly care)

The Berserker - N/A (no established interactions)

The Scapegoat - N/A (no established interactions)

Grunts - he thinks of them as rather helpful, considering he's stood there and forced them to help him water plants several times. dont judge him, hes blind and no singular blind man can water an entire greenhouse on his own. other than that, Layne has no particularly strong feelings towards them.

(Bonus; your oc, you damn loser)

Reagent Whittle - everyday he wakes up and sees Whittle, its no damn secret that Layne tries to pretend he never woke up. Whittle's the reason Layne sleeps on the potting mix bags, he's terrified that Whittle's going to steal one again and use it to knock down several rows of pots at once. no reagent has ever terrified Layne more than Whittle, because the bastards a damn homeborn demon.

[fishypussy27]

figured i shuld make an intro that actually provides some information abt me

whats up guys its fishypussy27 on the mic 🤓

i am 18 agender nd queer 😝 i mostly use she/her referring to myself but i fw all pronouns 🔥🔥

i spend a laaaawwwwt of time online -- i love watching utube videos abt obscure videogames and then making it my whole personality

i like :

music - slam + grind,..,, i love mitski ,,, shoegaze nd indie 2

viteogames - ARPGs and rougelikes r my faves , i play poe2, diablo2, barotrauma, cult of the lamb, overwatch, fantasy life, lethal company ,, + i have a whole steam backlog . my fave game is baroque (1998) ! i know a lot about a lot of games and i love talking about them

tech - i am an avid partaker and advocator of pirating ,,., if wat u buy isnt wat u own then pirating isnt stealing! i love computer shit and am building my own pc

i wewwy wewwy wike art 😊 i partake when it doesnt make me want to put a bullet thru my forehead

i also looove taxidermy i have a full beaver skull and jaw set + jaw necklace ,, coyote paw , wet specimen mouse nd a bunch of other shit i love beavers

zont think im in any fandoms persay but here are some more things i like visualized and organized for ur viewing pleasure ^_^

so ya my blog will consist of whatever i want to post . culd be literally anything . i like a lot of stuff

shoutout my boy toast531 i heart them and made a blog becuz of them dont know how to link but look them up blog is fiiiiireee 🔥🔥🔥🔥😛😛😊

[cali]

Thoughts on shedding your human form and achieving digital godhood?

hello transhumanist anon i forgot i had your message here it was from yesterday. or the day before ?. well my first response to this is: you lost me at digital. i dont really want to be a coputer i think id like to live long but the framework ive built myself to live with puts too much importance on being human and such to want that. i used tohave troubles with being meat but im getting a lot better at that.

im gonna babble about my other type of um shedding human form troubles. ive talked about it a hundred times but i think everytime i retype it i think of something i hadnt typed before. tw unreality lol

you can scroll back over the last 3 years of my blog if u want to and u will see me having ideas of shedding bla bla bla a lot, i had panic attacks over it like infohazard type where if i started thinking about the concept of being in a not real world and being able to escape i would get scared.. cuz wat if the other side is scarier >_< lol u could relate the Tv glow movie really easily to that.

but i got kind of pissed at the idea cuz it and any other idea like it anytime i ever saw it get voiced (any eschaton type wishes, saving wishes) i kept looking at them and loathing the inaction of the recipient. there was never any doing in them themselves, only ever hoping for external force to save everything and i related it to me and thought ok dats escapism, i wanna act more myself in a world where i am. also , and ok if ur talking about robots this only applies halfway but if its like an mental ascension type deal then theres never any guarantee that if u part the veil of reality there wont be another veil just behind it. that was another point for my own pile of reasons as to why its useless to be a matrixhead. theres also the optics of that the people who get really into this are so often estremely stupid. theres like hundreds of videos online of guys filming out of their cars birds hovering, still in the middle of the air, cuz of a windstream. and theyre like the simulation birds are breaking. u could say all of these could be deterrents to finding the truth but then i got one final shining jewel for the pile: solipsism is gay

a lot of this stuff doesnt apply to transhumanist robot women or boys or anythings on the internet but its all drawing at a similar root way of combatting unhappiness. but also im not a transhumanist robot woman and i have only spoken to a couple and never too much about this so maybe theres factors that i dont know about that coul convince me otherwise ?! ?! ?!

[is0metrica]

fucking around w le ponysona.. she has a page with a bunch more details/full design and stats and stuff lol but its perpetually unfinished. for now. she's smth a bit over 1/4th buffalo thinks that applejack SUCKS bc of it very resentful of the whole godqueen + elements stuff in general. has a curved horn and very low stamina for magic bc of a defect from her fully-pony mother. she has a cutiemark that she doesnt know what it means (it's a crescent moon with a dredge fishing net draped over it & a heart in the middle) but will later find out that shes meant to do dream magic therapy similar to luna fighting nightmares but much much lower in power like subtle influences and observation to try and tease someone apart over multiple sessions vs luna being so strong she can kind of one & done therapy stuff in people's nightmares. i was going to ramble more about some what-if stuff with luna i had made up when i was younger but wat ever. oh and her name is seafoam countenance but she doesn't tell people her last name because she thinks it sounds too 'canterlot-y' (she is not from canterlot she is from san palomino)

[ballpitbee]

wat do ur ocs voices sound like from highest pitch to lowest pitch? and may B sum other detailz bout how they sound if u wanna share ovo

Oh geez thats a hard one. I dont really think about voices too hard!

Ill go for my main squad! Nick would have a pretty low voice. Got a LOT of gravitas. Hes got an American accent (New York maybe), but has a very deliberate eloquence given he doesnt talk much unless its a super insane rambling monologue- which he only does to those he thinks are on the same page (not many people).

While I think Franky would work with a high nasally mobster voice, I still want him to be a heavy degree of intimidating. So he'd have a medium kinda voice. Not too high, not too low. American Italian movie mobster. I do know is it would be VERY gravelly. This man smokes like 10 packs an hour, his throat is in shambles.

JW is a mystery to me. I genuinely have no idea. Very polite and clean- chipper! Brit accent. I dont really have much more than that. But I dont think Id like a voice claim for JW. Adds to its mystery and I genuinely cant think of one that would fit. WOULD be higher than Nick and Frankys though.

Sonnys would have a very obvious Italian accent. I was thinking Don Corleone as a voice claim, but I dont think it'd be that raspy. Close though. He makes himself very clear and has a lot of pauses between words. Johns voice is just Cuphead, maybe a tad lower?

Paulies voice is Stan Poole from Bioshock. Maybe with a hint of Travis from Fallout 4s like- mannerisms (?????)

Coils sounds like Nick Valentine or just... any hard-boiled detective type. Spider Noir IDK. That kinda vibe.

Benji sounds like Red Guy from DHMIS but with more energy and a lot more cursing.

[werebutch]

@eucyon Oh my god tumblr ate your ask I’m so lucky I screenshotted. So mad I have to type again . Thank you so much for dis question it’s so fun and made me really think to be honest ^__^ ILYSMMMM this is long but it’s too fun

This is Lynx’s most popular album, Conspiracy Theories. I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to have a pic of lynx as the cover even if it’s silly. I really like rabbit imagery in music anyways though so I think it’s nice. I was inspired by Alice In Chains album covers and also fleshwater’s ‘we’re not here to be loved’. I tried to find a way to make it more 'gritty' but I couldn’t unfortunately 😭 I like how the title looks, like they just got a label maker and smacked it on..heheh

I imagine that this album is about relationship anxiety, betrayal, resentment, anti social tendencies, infidelity, and aliens. Probably not little green men, maybe more like the thing kind of fleshy imagery. Definitely appealing to atlas and scotch in different ways. Tool’s Undertow is a good example (off the top of my head..) of the sound I’m thinking of, so… prog? Or at least heavily inspired. I’m bad with genres heheh

im currently trying to either become okay with roadkill's name, or decide on a new one.. so im not making any album covers for them yet lol but i will post when i do..

I think roadkill would take a lot of inspo from their fave band so their style is probably heavily influenced by Lynx. Scotch adds a lot of sampling, distortion, whatever..idk I don’t make music.. and atlas is a big fan of slow tempo and bass. think its important to note that atlas doesnt play bass like a bassist in this album, he plays it more like a guitarist. kind of. hope that makes sense. I’ve always been really torn about roadkill’s genre, it’s been everywhere and tends to change. scotch and atlas’ styles would be vastly different if they were solo, so I think that’s why i am so indecisive . I think I just have to keep reminding myself that they’re in a band together, so styles would be mixed.

A part of me is like.. I think roadkill’s first album would be reminiscent of faith no more’s ‘the real thing’, or even some of Primus' stuff in some sense, plus similarities to Lynx and influences of industrial. i know thats a lot of random descriptions. I kinda think of (here’s a goofy genre for ya) sludge metal bands’ instrumental style, not necessarily vocal style... its hard to describe a band that doesnt exist. LMFAO

right now im thinking about 'the pot' by tool as a close example of roadkill.. im having a hard time finding artists that match scotch's vocal range even remotely. also doesnt help that the bands im basing this off of like tool and FNM dont exactly...fit into genres very neatly. roadkill and lynx wouldnt either. HAH. i just know it wouldnt be that high quality but definitely obvious theres a lot of passion in it. i mean this is just an album made by guys who dontknow what theyre doing. like at all. lol

Roadkill’s sound changes quite a bit their next album when seraph is involved. It becomes a lot more ummmm I guess palatable to more people? I don’t exactly know what I mean by that. Ok. LOL. I’ll think about it.. but this is around when Scotch realizes he wants this to be his job. Having Seraph helps A LOT with building a more dedicated and bigger audience, since they’re the one most willing to make changes. Plus they’re in art school, I feel like they’d have connections. So I guess roadkill would sell out in a way.

if you asked me this question a year ago i would have had a completely different answer. i wouldve probably said roadkill is pop punk or garage rock or something. i have trouble fitting scotch and atlas into a genre together. it fits scotch just fine and i think he would enjoy it, but its not roadkill.. also ive been thinking of stylizing roadkill as rdkill.. lmk wat u think.. im unsure about the name is generalHAHA. i know this is a lot so dont feel pressured to reply to everything LMAO im just thinking out loud. and drawing connections between genres that completely do not make sense. peace and LOVE<3