#doing this for a freind

[fellow-fandom-fruitifier]

Chorbwin is my new OTP

* b o n k *

[dyl-z]

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[hexacasts]

if there are mistakes IGNORE THEM ill fix it when i finish this...i need to add the rest of his stupid cape also...i just wanted to post Them before i go to sleep..........

[roseytoesy]

First encounters

Welcome to the first story of the nom-onauts universe! first to fall prey to the instincts is barnacles. Its trauma time!!

“I remember a good ghost story me grandad told when I was just a wee kitt’n.” Kwazii said while he and peso walked slowly down the halls of the octopod, about to head off to bed. Peso looked over, always up for a story even if Kwazii’s always sounded so scary. Without needing peso to say anything Kwazii started telling the story.

“In ancient times many pirate crews would have to be careful where they sailed to avoid monsters and beasties of the dark. But ghosts were a different story. drawn in on how close crews were, and to haunt the ships of pirates past and treasure hidden. This ghost I tell ye about is known as… the hungry ghost!” Kwazi started pausing for suspense before somewhat jumpscaring Peso with the name. Peso jumped and swallowed.

“Th-the hungry ghost?!” Peso asked Kwazii. 

“Aye! Tale says that the closer the crew became with each other, the more likely the hungry ghost would come! It would possess one of the crew to try and eat the others! The care and love of the crew making it jealous and hungry for that love! Even me ol’ grandad wasn’t immune to it and nearly ate his first mate!” Kwazii finished with a grand gesture. 

“B-but How would they even eat each other? like, trying to r-rip them to pieces?!” Peso asked the two now stopped in the hallway in front of the bed pod travel shoots.

“Even worse matey!” kwazi said, leaning in and somewhat looming over Peso. “The ghost has mysterious abilities that allows the possessed to shrink their own crewmates!” He said waving a paw toward the ceiling then making a pinching motion. Peso shook at that. “And worse of all the hungry ghost would make the one possessed eat the other whole! Sometimes in one big gulp!” Kwazii finished his story with an exaggerated gulp sound after miming holding something above his head and dropping it into his mouth. Peso jumped at that, eyes wide at the implications. 

“B-but, th-there isn't actually a hungry ghost… Is there Kwazii?” Peso asked, looking wordly up to his teammate. 

“Ye, bet yer flippers there is! But fear not, I’ll protect ya matey!” Kwazii assured the penguin who looked grateful to his pirate friend before looking around one more time and hopping into the travel shoot. “In fact I'll protect everyone on the octopod from that scallywag if they ever show themselves.” Kwazii said in a determined voice. He patted himself on the back for a good story and headed off to his travel shoot. Off to a good night’s sleep.

***

It was dark on the ship as it was night. But that wasn't an issue for Kwazii with his sharp eye sight, despite only using one eye usually. The humanoid cat walked down the halls having been awoken by an odd, sudden sound. A yelp perhaps?

It had come from the tube to his left so without hesitation he leaped down, following the source, yet the odd sounds seemed to get quieter? A voice?

It all went silent as he exited the sliding tube into the library. The gentle lighting was off and all that could be seen was in front of the large window looking out into the dark sea, faint tendrils of moonlight filtering in. A shadow was hunched over just past the window. 

Sensing something was off about things Kwazii snuck forward and down the stairs. There was a muffled sound coming from the hunched figure, along with growls? Kwazii thought over all his pirate monster stories as he crept closer. But nothing like this came to mind except…. But it couldn’t be, no one had been acting off. The only. Only person that might even have the slightest hint of possession was..

“...captain?”

As he had drawn closer and in his mind, the pieces all came crashing together as the familiar blue hat and outfit came into view. The hunched figure was captain barnacles. And at Kwazii's very quiet and nervous question he turned. Kwazii's blood ran cold. 

The captain even when hunched was a good head or two taller than the cat. His eyes almost blank with an unreadable expression as something pink squirmed in his hands and mouth. A muffled voice, a voice that Kwazii now recognized, sounded from the captain's cheeks as he slurped up the rest of the tentacles of professor inkling, swallowing thickly by throwing his head back. A small bulge traveling down the throat, horrifyingly illuminated by the moonlight. 

Now, Kwazii has been in many dangerous and crazy situations that would leave many quaking in their boots. But this, His captain, his friend, had just undoubtedly eaten another close friend in the dead of night. And Kwazii was scared. So he turned and ran, he would beat himself up for it later, but that wasn’t his captain. That was a monster. And He could have been next. So he bolted up the stairs diving into the travel chute, tripping over his feet as he scrambled to the launch bay computer, slamming the octo-alarm.

[sicksucculentz]

Something tells me if Doll came back and was back in her own body she would be on the whole "I hate all of these disassembly drones"...that is until N skips up to her and shows her a picture he drew "look! look I drew you Doll! your in a fighter jet! and and you have gun! look at your little gun! do you like it!?"

Cut to Doll's fridge being covered in drawings from N and a new fraze "I hate MOST disassembly drones. If anyone hurts N I am going apeshit"

[epic-sorcerer]

“Arthur can totally dress himself he’s just spoiled” why are you giving him that much credit

[psychicvoidtale]

WEIRD GAYS COLLAB WHIT @unfortunatelyrestlessmarcus

TYSM AGAIN MARCUS:DDD

[seawing-vibes]

First batch of Artfight attacks done!! Off to a good start so far so I’m hoping to keep up this pace as we go further in :) ! In order these attacks are for Lightsky (on Artfight) , @/drippywing , (my character <3) - @/qualsly - @/boilompiz , and @/cinnamon-flame !!!

Im Panddion on Artfight if anyone wants to check out my profile <3 !!

[persy-r-bozo]

You guys should 100000% play home safety hotline.

It's super fun dark and a pretty funny look into fae and fae traps if they were in the modern world

[dyl-z]

dylan bestie, i am officially random anon and wanted to know your thoughts.

in the hc's where james falls in love with reggie after his crush on lily, what if regulus just spites him by charming his own hair a ginger shade and teased james for atleast two months on the excuse, "those 8 months were the most heartbreaking months of my life. you have to suffer for atleast a while." and james is just....... sm in love that he finds this cute and amusing?? THEN WHAT

I propose a counter.

Regulus charms his hair ginger after James starts to develop a crush on Lily thinking that's what is drawing James to her. James and Sirius immediately notice and are like what's up with that? He realizes that it doesn't fit him and changes it back after a harsh but loving tease from Barty but the damage is already done.

And when he and James start dating Barty as a joke charms his hair back to ginger and that's when James finds out the reason why he changed it in the first place. Regulus wants to be mad at Barty but is too distracted by the joy it brings James knowing how badly Regulus wanted his attention to be really upset.

[the-nameless-dude]

I love their relationship like. I'm sure at one point they would be besties. Just look at them

Bonus mini comics + whole page :

Error belongs to loverofpiggies

Swap belongs to P0pc0rnpr1nce

[sotogalmo]

3:00 am

Queer platonic serirei, in this essay I will

[protagaster]

This is something I plan to being up in my Warrior!Penelope AU, but I find it funny how so many people have Ares turn into a Vulture when Ares also has an Owl as his sacred animal like Athena does. Just a different species of Owl.

I have heard of this before!

I like the idea of a vulture, what with the whole "bird signifying the aftermath of death" symbolism and whatnot, but the idea of Ares and Athena both beefing as thier own iterations of owls 🦉 makes me laugh so hard 😆

[mooshie-blue]

Hey so like, I think we should normalize drawing ourselves with our comfort characters, whether it’s for selfshipping or comfort or funsies, idk. We should do that :) and if you can’t draw, write about it, if not, think about it!

[angryaromantics]

Started posting a fic on ao3 and I had to tag it as slow burn because I forgot I was writing romance for 130k out of 140k of it.

[childofnemesis]

tvd hot take: damon used the "sire bond" that was between him and elena to sa/ r*pe her. he clearly knew that she would have done anything he said and instead of being a decent man and (at least trying) to stay away from her. bc all that happened in s4 was:

damon: i love you elena elena: i love you too damon damon: elena i think you should do this thing elena: hmm...this kinda goes against my morals, but you've been a vampire for longer and you seem to know what you're doing, so ill follow you. (aka: killing connor- she would have defended jeremy with her life but she only killed connor bc damon asked her to) damon: oops, looks like the "love of my life" is sired to me and she actually doesn't know what she's feeling. everything she told me is probably due to the sirebond itself and i shouldn't exploit it...naahhh let stefan deal with all that.

tvd hot take 2: elena never recovered from the sire bond completely and a part of her vampire self is still sired to damon salvatore.

no one really hates human elena, but many people hate vampire elena.

being a vampire doesn't change who you are- but in this case damon literally changed her and who she is through the sire bond. it was subtle but there is a change that no one can deny. it made her loose who she was at her core and it is sick and disgusting and she deserves soo much better.