#dongpyo incorrect

[cryeosang]

hangyul: anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid.

dongpyo: hangyul.

[clowninyourfeed]

Me: I love dogs ☺️☺️☺️

Dog: *comes near me*

Me:

[incorrect-x1]

Seungyoun: Whatcha looking at?

OneIts: A book of things I love

The book:

[rijaeth]

11:11 quarantine thoughts:

i miss x1 dont talk to me </3

i want to GO TO THE CORNER AND CRY AS I LISTEN TO i’m here for you

[producex1ne]

Minhee: what the fuck u doin?

Wooseok, down in one knee infront of a fan he just met, about to pull a ring outta his pocket: fanservice

[seungzzjin]

missing ryeonseung hours

[oneit-x1]

[in an interview]

Interviewer: Describe yourself in one word

Dongpyo: Indescribable.

[dream-of-kpop]

X1 Gets Their Flu Shots Together

*they arrive at a pharmacy*

Hangyul: *looks around a few times* "Why are we here?"

Wooseok: "Because getting our flu shots together can be a great bonding experience."

Hangyul: "YOU THINK THIS IS WOULD BE A GREAT BONDING EXPERIENCE?"

Wooseok: "Yes, I just said so."

Yohan: "Aight, time to head out."

*X1 turns around heading towards the front doors*

*Wooseok stands there giving Seungwoo a menacing look*

Seungwoo: "Ugh...AS THE LEADER OF X1, YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME."

*they keep walking*

Seungwoo: "If you get your flu shots, I'll buy y'all lunch."

*X1 turns around then walks back*

Eunsang: "...Fine...we won't enjoy it tho..."

*everyone waits to be vaccinated*

Doctor: *points to Hangyul* "You first, come on."

Hangyul: *chuckles while sitting down*  "You know doctor...I have a lot of tattoos so...is that a good thing or a bad thing?" *tries to lift up his shirt*

Doctor: "Can you please just lift your sleeve up?"

*Hangyul rolls up his sleeve silently*

Yohan: *rolls eyes* "God he wants a Noona so badly..."

Dongpyo: "But we all saw you checking out someone's mom the other day you hypocrite."

Yohan: "THat's beSiDes thE pOiNt-"

*Hangyul flinches once the needle goes in*

Seungyoun: "This man has 2 tattoos and yet still flinches at needles...smh."

Doctor: *points to Seungyoun* "You next."

Seungyoun: "Dammit I jinxed myself..."

*afterwards, Eunsang, Minhee & Wooseok get their shots done and over with*

Wooseok: "I feel closer to you guys already." *smiles painfully*

Seungwoo: "I think that needle hit the wrong vein or something..."

Eunsang: *sits beside Minhee* "You didn't look scared at all. That didn't hurt??"

Minhee: "When your parents are in the medical field you kinda get used to needles..."

Eunsang: "On the bright side, at least they aren't anti-vaxxers."

Doctor: *Points at Hyeongjun* "You next."

Hyeongjun: *holds Wilson and runs towards Eunsang* "Can you watch him while I'm gone?"

Eunsang: "Why?"

Hyeongjun: "I'm not getting my rock taken by some little kid again, so can you watch him?"

Eunsang: *takes Wilson* "This is ridiculous..."

*Hyeongjun sits down infront of the doctor*

*the doctor takes out the needle*

Hyeongjun: *spazes out when he sees the needle* "PLEASE, IS THERE ANOTHER OPTION???"

Doctor: "We can give you the shot in your buttocks."

Hyeongjun: "Nevermind the arm is fine."

*he cries a little but sucks it up like nothing ever happened*

*Yohan, Seungwoo, Junho, & Dohyun get their shots*

*even after 3 minutes of getting the shot, Yohan is still hyperventilating*

Dohyun: "Just breathe..."

Yohan: *absorbs air* "..." *loudly exhales* "MY LUNGS ARE DEFLATING."

*Dongpyo is finally the last one in line*

Seungwoo: *holds Dongpyo's hand* "IT'LL HURT A BIT BUT I PROMISE IT'LL BE OVER SOON."

Dongpyo: "Dude. I've gotten these before, I'll be fine."

Seungwoo: *yells at the doctor* "maKe iT quiCK."

Doctor: "Sir, please move." *lmao i won't make a joke here*

*Seungwoo takes a few steps back but still watches*

*Dongpyo gets the shot and remains unfazed by it*

Doctor: "There *puts bandaid on his shoulder* you're all done."

X1: "..."

Junho: "No fair he got a Hello Kitty bandaid..."

Dongpyo: "We can trade if you want."

Junho: "Nah it's fine..."

Dohyun: "Ew..."

Hangyul: "I'LL TRADE."

*everyone grabs their stuff to leave*

Wooseok: *gets sentimental* "See guys, if we can go through pain together, then we're ready to be a group."

Hyeongjun: "That's cute and all but can we eat now?"

Seungwoo: "Sure, where do you guys wanna eat at?"

Yohan: "I don't know. Going to a place with sharp objects is highkey freaking me out now."

Seungwoo: "Ok let's go to McDonald's then."

Wooseok: "Wait, group hug first!!"

*they squeeze together*

*moments later they feel the pain coming from their shoulders*

Dongpyo: "GET OFF OF ME."

*they let go of each other immediately*

Wooseok: "Sorry guys..."

Hangyul: "You better hope my Hello Kitty bandaid stayed on..."

Hangyul: *lifts sleeve and checks* "Ok it's still there."

.

[Epilogue]

*all of the members giggle at the table as Yohan eats*

*Eunsang picks up a chopstick and quietly pokes Yohan in the neck*

Yohan: *screeches* "STOP IT, I'M SO SICK OF YA'LL SCARING ME."

.

hyungwonthefraud

U GOT ITTTTTTT

[x1-project-blog]

Seungwoo: I love all my boys the same way

[5 minutes later]

Seungyoun: I think the boys exploded something in the kitchen

Seungwoo: OHMAFUCKINGGOD, is Dongpyo okay?

[incorrecttx1]

Seungwoo: *pulls back shower curtains while Dongpyo is showering*

Seungwoo: are we- stop screaming, it’s just me- are we out of milk?

[lublycho]

After watching X1 break records, charting high on streaming sites and killing the performances in the showcon, I can only form one consensus:

[cryeosang]

dongpyo: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do?

hangyul: punch him in the stomache. then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

junho: tackle him.

minhee: dump him.

dohyon: kick him in the shin.

hyeongjun: NO TO ALL OF THOSE- JUST ASK HIM TO LEAN DOWN-

[clowninyourfeed]

Seungwoo making people Gay Panic vs him Gay panicking:

His weakest muscle is his heart

[incorrect-x1]

Seungyoun, at the drive-thru: Okay! What do you guys want?

Junho: Death

Minhee: Eternal sleep

Dongpyo: Endless love and devotion

Eunsang: Yohan’s heart

Hyeongjun: ...

Hyeongjun: I’ll take a McFlurry, please

[incrrectkpop]

*hears a loud bang close by*

seungyeon: *immediately picks up the members closest to him, dongpyo and hyeongjun*

seungyeon: MINHEE, PICK UP THE TINY ONES FIRST, THEIR LITTLE LEGS ARE USELESS!

[producex1ne]

Police: You have the right to remain silent.

Seungyoun: Do I have the ability, though?