#dont mess around with Jim!!!!!

[niki-mis01]

Dont mess around with Jim

[myimaginaryradio]

You Don't Mess Around With Jim - Jim Croce - 1972

[howardhawkshollywoodmusic]

86. You Don't Mess Around with Jim by Jim Croce debuted Jul 72 and peaked at number eight, scoring 975 points.

Jim was born in Philadelphia and died in a plane crash Sep 73 at the age of 30. He had ten chart entries from this, his first, to 1976. Five made the top ten.

[weirdkit1k]

# GHOSTS AU !

au where dogman gets the ability to see ghosts after his neardeath experience (the surgery) and communicate with them!!

a rundown & info UNDER CUT :

knight's is a poltergeist, being bounded to follow dogman cause of his body. grace is a normal ghost bounded by the hospital (not decided, since im CONSIDERING making her ghost power be free roaming), grampa and big jim turn into ghosts after another accident relating to grampa messing around with peteys inventions

every ghost has a power relating to them or the trauma of their death. knight has the power to manipulate fire. grace is undecided, either her singing being heard or the free roaming power (*not* being bounded by the ghost boundary), grampa turns livings into assholes after walking through them, big jim hasnt discovered his yet.

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with that out the way heres some ghostology from the show!!!

- BASICALLY the most common way people turn into ghosts is if they die in a violent way (in knight's case the bomb incident) or have some unfinished business keeping them here and not moving onto the afterlife! most ghosts dont know why they havent moved on, but most common way is to deal with their unfinished business on earth, OR the opposite can happen leading them sent to hell for refusing to change their ways for the better (grampa!)

- the "ghost boundary" is often a property line that restricts ghosts from leaving it, which is most likely a form of punishment, if they try to pass it they get forced back.

- depending on cause of death, a ghost may be attached to an object and forced to stay within a certain distance. some are even bounded to people and forced to follow them around, though they can attach to other people too!

and here is a list of possible powers a ghost can have !!

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all art and work related to this au is tagged under #dmghosts!

[hurlingdown]

I’m usually a lurker, but the other anons talking about their fav side charas have inspired me. i also dont know how to do transitions so i'm just gonna jump into it.

I want to ruin Izou. I want to fuck him in his pretty clothes and make up, and reduce him to a crying, cockdrunk mess.

It probably starts off slow, you havent let him take his clothes off, only pushing them to the side to gain access and start eating him out. He'll complain that he doesnt want to get his clothes dirty but his hands are in your hair, holding you there as he grinds his clit against your tongue. His moans are quiet, and that just wont do, you want to hear his pretty voice get wrecked as he cries out your name. He’s still keeping up his usual demeanor, acting composed like he isn't dripping around your tongue like a leaky faucet. Of course, you know how to fix that. And right before he can cum, your hands are on his hips, stopping him from moving.

Before he can start being a brat, you tell him to get on his hands and knees - Still not letting him take off his clothes. You get undressed just enough to free your cock and push the fabric of his clothes up. You push your dick against his slick folds, covering it with his juices. You probably don't even need any lube, you can just slide in from just how wet he is. You slowly work him up again, pulling pretty moans out of him with each thrust. When you think he's being too quiet you give his hair a nice tug, drawing a loud moan out of him. The absolutely desperate whine he lets out when you bring jim to the edge again only to stop,, god it almost makes you take pity on him. But no, you want him to be truely wrecked when he finally cums. So you flip him onto his back and start again. This time you undo his yukata and push it open to fondle his tits- of course you dont let him take it off completely.

Maybe at some point you just focuse on his chest, fondling, marking, sucking; neglecting his needy pussy. Hes humping the air, trying to press your cock back into his empty hole; whining and being a bit of a brat. You hold his hips down and tell him to stop being a brat. When youre done abusing his tits, you kiss your way down to his leaking cunt; telling him if he can be a good boy and keep his hands to himself while you eat him out, you'll let him cum.

Of course, he fails. Right when hes on the cusp of orgasm, his hands fly down to your hair, gripping it tightly and desperately trying to hump your face as he begs for you to keep going. Tears falling when you pull away and leave him on the edge again. And so it starts again. You tell him he can cum if he can be a good boy, only to stop when he fails and start all over.

By the end, his clothes are a mess, covered in all the slick thats been leaking all night from his pretty pussy; make up smeared from his tears after you've edged him for the umpteenth time. He's long since given up his usual composure, having become a loud whiney mess begging for you to let him cum.

Satisfied, you start moving again. Pretty thighs twitch around your hips as you begin to move faster, working him up and drawing the most beautiful whimpers and moans from him- those noises only barely louder than the slick wet sounds coming from his pussy.

When he finally comes, he squirts- hard- adding the wet mess on his clothes. His walls are clenching around you as you fuck him through his high, finally coming deep inside him with his thighs locked around your hips.

Anyways…. umm didnt expect to write that much. Srry if it aint that good, im a little rusty when it comes to writing. Ah well.

Love your blog! Thanks for listeing to my ramble

ohhhhhh fuck yes. holy fucking shit. forgive me i've kept this in my inbox for days because i wanted to make sure i digested everything before answering the ask, and damnnnn.

this was so hot. i've always thought that kiku and izou should be more popular characters to send in thirsts on, so i've been waiting for this one. the way you write is obscenely good, you could start your own writing blog (if you haven't yet) and i'd read all your works. <3

[tubbytarchia]

new jim hardcore smp....... 30 days...... watching the vod............ this is so long im so sorry. i cant stop noting every little detail.

members (might miss some. just saying ones that join or are mentioned): jimmy, martyn, bekyamon, sneegsnag, fwhip, mogswamp, joel, sausage, lizzie, oli, "all the life series crew (but none of them responded)", scott, aimsey (jimmy says later theres "about 14 of us")

martyn almost dies immediately i think. he joins and almost instantly starts complaining about a zombie at spawn.

bekyamon DOES die immediately via skeleton. jim does the thing where he goes dead silent.

jimmy revives her after a moment of trying to figure out how to. he got someone to do it for him (i think an off-screen admin. like sonam life series)

he places down a crafting table ONLY to craft sticks then picks it up again. this isnt important i just thought it was funny. he then places it down again 5 seconds later

on the way to find stone hes met by sneeg and martyn in a boat. they all spend the first night together. cute. sneeg gets inside their makeshift cave and immediately goes afk (to talk to his chat i think)

jimmy: two dudes chilling in a dark cave, (places 2 dirt between him and martyn) two blocks apart...

martyn: NOT IN PRIDE MONTH!! (runs around the dirt)

^ they then both do the AYYYYY! thing which i think is cute.. big dogs will always be real. they keep talking about league of legends and i dont know whats happening.

jim and martyn go out at night to get resources. jimmy crashes while mining coal around some gravel and he crashes....... he has the falling block glitch,,, martyn crashed too i think (update: they all have it. i think its caused by mods not installing properly but its probably server side since its everyone? or fwhip messed up since jim said fwhip organised a folder for everyone to install.)

jimmy finds a village! on the way he has a close call with a creeper and he then raids it. he mentions football but then hes like "you dont care do you. no worries" TALK ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS ON YOUR STREAAMMMMM i mean what

chat keeps telling him to kill a golem. he resists for a bit before doing it. "you know what. ive gave in to peer pressure. im going to kill him." he then kills the golem and he goes ooo or yeah for every hit.

lizzie joins and he starts BEGGING her to not die first. "lizzie, lizzie, listen to me, if youre watching the stream still. you CANNOT be the first one to die. lizzie, please. please, please. do not be the first one to die, please. you cant have that title. you cannot have this title." (lizzie then says im gonna live so hard and he laughs. but jimmy what the hell was that about)

lizzie then mentions in chat that theres powdered snow at spawn and jimmys IMMEDIATELY like not my fault. the server did that. ???????????? WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM LIKE ACTUALLY i need to study him get in my lab boy

chat asks if its gonna be made into videos. he says its only going to be streamed. jimmy please hire someone to edit down your streams. please

jimmy makes it very clear that he wants to survive all 30 days. i believe in him

LIZZIES HERE shes in her empires season 2 dress skin. ?????? she forgot to install all the mods

she then leaves and sausage arrives by yelling DADDY JIM?????? (jimmy then says "first time someones called me daddy! wow!" to which saus goes "LIES. LIES. LIES!!" and jim says "well. you know. we dont talk about what we do in our spare time-" ?!!?!?!!?!?!)

lizzie then rejoins and it makes both of them jump. lizzie explains the skin by saying she likes to use the skins she doesnt wear much in between series. thats so cute i cant do this

sausage says his sos builds were him "holding back". i am scared of him i think

lizzie wants to test if you can still jump off cliffs in boats. she then goes into a ravine (and lands in water so it isnt even a test) and realises that she did just jump into a ravine with a total of 0 resources. she gets out fine :)

they talk about saving the villagers and lizzie tries to. seduce one of them into going inside the house. then sausage tries to seduce the SAME villager.

sausage has a gapple already???? he tries to give it to jimmy but jimmy gives it back.

jim and lizzie talk about joel. jimmy: "i wish i could spend some quality time with him, you know?" lizzie: "yeah me too, me too man" they then start talking about him. like wanting custody over him. like some strange pet. jimmy and lizzie and the weird thing they found on the street. jimmy explicitly refers to joel as "our man" which i think is kind of gay.

jimmy and lizzie and sausage go mining together. this is such a great trio im so happy. they go into one of those shitty little caves and mythical "builder" sausage starts texturing the entrance. someone put him in a creative world its good for his enrichment.

sausage picked the seed :) every biome is close by

lizzie keeps taming cats and im scared she isnt going to stop.

honestly the mining trip is really chill... its just the three of them hanigng out and talking. very fun. sausage meows when hes nervous. lizzie has just found out that hardcore means the server is set to hard. they also all remember that cats scare creepers and theyre having a great time. lizzie has no armour and reaches 1 heart.

sausages texturing is an ongoing bit and its so fucking funny they keep encouraging him. sausage this whole cave needs texturing.

oli wants to know where jimmy is. this gives hey girl i mean they energy and i cant explain it. jimmy says "we" are in a hole atm and oli goes full jealous bf mode on him. he calls him kitten. i cant do this

the gang finds a lush cave and sausages texturing bit gets even funnier. hes so happy about moss. unfortunately theres like a million mobs.

aimsey asks in chat if someone can sleep so jimmy does. he says it was him and aimsey says "YAY!!!!! you are my new favourite" while scott says "youre so hot for that". jimmy does not acknowledge either of them. winning the idgaf war.

sausage combat logs in between a bunch of mobs. lizzie combat logs a moment later. leaving jimmy alone to fight all the mobs (its like a single creeper and skeleton) and jimmy is SO annoyed about it. he'll never forget this.

they both join again but lizzie has to leave :( she goes back to the surface to log out safely

sausage is visibly upset about caving day 1. he yearns to build. he really really wants to build. did you know he wants to build. he wants a starter house. he doesnt want to be in the caves.

they see some gravel and jimmys like be careful. dont touch it cuz of the glitch. sausage then goes wait can i hit it here? and the game IMMEDIATELY crashes. jimmy is devastated. like clutching his head hitting his desk. hes worried hes gonna fall to his death cuz he was placing blocks.

they both rejoin at about the same time. turns out what saus did (i think) is he tried to break a single piece of gravel that he THOUGHT wasnt connected to anything. but it was. it was connected to a lot of things actually. so they both crashed

they start to go back up and they find oli!!! oli starts playing the oli and jim theyre just two guys song. hes actually so jealous boyfriend "explain to me why i have that song ready and youre spending time in a hole with OTHER men by the way!?" he also says kitten again. i cant do this. oli tries to modify the oli and jim song to oli and oli. he chills out quickly then starts playing their talent show song

they go back to the surface and oli starts talking about wanting (armadillo) scutes (for dog armour) and a dog. while oli is talking about dogs jimmy is just. zoomed in on his feet. sausage just says he will give oli 10 gifted subs if he shows his feet on stream. they get on him for being too direct and not being pg. as if they were being perfect little angels. ok oli and jim.

they all start talking over each other about lore and i cant hear anything except jimmy going "IM THE DADDY OF THIS SERVER!" and oli going "NO YOURE MY KITTEN YOURE MY KITTEN YOURE MY KITTEN YOURE MY LITTLE KITTEN MAN"

jimmy leaves to get food. he comes back and briefly passes oli and saus and i just hear oli calling sausage kitten too. i dont know what this new bit is and im too scared to ask.

all three of them go on a little boat ride to find more people. jimmy wrote a sea song yesterday and its really fun and catchy.......

they eventually run into martyn and sneeg. i think a thing about this smp is going to be me not being able to hear anything. theres a minimum of 3 people talking at any given time. the boats end up as jim/martyn, sneeg/oli, and saus. oli changes oli and jim to oli and sneeg.

i genuinely think theres like maybe 2 braincells between them all because as soon as someone says something they all start repeating it

oli and jimmy separate off. theyre looking for some place to live and they realise the spot they want is where scott is. so they make a bit out of trying to move into the area without anyone noticing theyre there. scott tries to talk to them and theyre like heyyyyyyy we didnt notice you here aha. ahaha. for context the area is like. a massive hole in the ground thats not a cave but its just. a pit. scott and aimsey call it the donut jimmy and oli call it the disc.

oli says "has there ever been a disc war" and i was thrown so hard into 2020. they then speak over each other but jimmys like (to scott) YOU FRUSTRATE ME! I AM FRUSTRATED! and oli says that oli/jim are the disc heads. surely nobody is going to mispronounce this. just a couple of disc heads. ok mr pg. their house is the discheads disc den and they keep saying it really fast and i think somethings going to go wrong.

martyn and sausage and sneeg turn up and within like a second olis like "we love riding disc in this house" and saus says "ill ride that disc" i dont like either of them at all. then oli shoos jimmy away to convince sneeg to call it the disc and not a donut (probably to say something not pg). whatever he said it worked cuz by the time jimmys back hes calling it the disc. mog turns up at some point during this too.

jimmy walks off and finds a whole bunch of dogs.... he got one of the new ones. woods wolf? idk its very cute. he goes back to the group and mog gets exiled for calling the hole a donut. jimmy mines for like 5 minutes then ends. :p next stream monday and theres another build and seek video tomorrow

Me and Liau read this ask together a few days ago and all of this OOC is the funniest shit. But also I don't think it'd be bearable for me to watch lol (minimum of 3 people speaking at a time sounds god awful. I'm just not the type of person to be able to watch that without getting really overwhelmed. Sobs) so I lay you extra thanks for updating me!! Also the humor sense is uhh. This is really starting to feel like one of those fan-made Life Series where it's mostly kids whose humor sense is primarily sex jokes. Once again OOC this all gave me a good laugh but oh my god I would not personally be able to get through this

Aughhh him and Lizzie talking about Joel though.... their man... yeah it's gay. Jimmy needs to be adopted into hermitcraft so bad dude these two never stop proclaiming how much they miss each other. End my misery

How dare Sausage and Lizzie combat log and leave Jimmy to fend for himself.... Jimmy should start murdering... also the bit with Sausage hurts my brain noooo all I can think is that miserable Jimmy does just. fuck Sausage I guess. Because he gets little affection from anyone else and Sausage is the only one to actively reach out to him and offer anything of the sort and Jimmy just takes it and has led himself to believe that he likes it this way when he just doesn't have any other options to get the affection he desires but is unable to ask for it from anyone himself. The trauma and all. Ugh I'm sorry Sausage enjoyers I cant with him

And Oli is so weird about him too lmao what are they doing!! But I can accept Oli, he's funny to me. The way he goes to comedic extremes at any inconvenience in his relationship with Jimmy to quickly switch back around is funny to me. He doesn't compare to Sausage. He could do Jimmy some good. The blonde boyfriends have my approval even if Oli is the way he is

I love when Jimmy just proclaims how he's feeling. "THAT FRUSTRATES ME. I AM FRUSTRATED" why is he such a stupid little thing I love him

Mog getting exiled immediately for referring to the hole wrong is really funny. I'm so sorry Mog

[rabbit-is-wise]

looking at you with my orbs patiently waiting for your post analyzing the contract mv and song

HELPJDJDLTGKJGCJ ILY i havent had timeeee to properly watch the video again, but tbh my post on how the concerts are clancy fighting against being seized kind of sums it up, i think the contract video is the lore highlights from those shows.

lyrics, however. it was my top song of the month less than 24 hours after release. i’ve got thoughts.

the song sounds a lot more like clancy’s inner battle, not him pleading with torch. “my hallucination” at BEST describes spooky jim—NOT torch. torch isn’t and wasn’t a hallucination i dont know how many times i must say it. spooky and blurry are nico’s way of messing with clancy. blurry is whom clancy is a “copy” of in morph—nico is trying to say clancy’s true self is his fears, insecurities, etc. spooky is just an extension of this, but meant to attack his relationship with his loved ones.

the parallel in the lyrics to not today is clancy’s relapse. its him losing the drive to fight (temporarily). not today is more of clancy’s inner fight, but much more resigned to say “no. i choose not to let you win.” rather than the contract’s fear around nico’s presence. “that necromancer” is, ofc, a direct reference to nico.

but within the video we still see that clancy is in there, and he knows what is real. he doesn’t take the jacket from spooky because he knows that’s not his torch, nico is distorting his reality (also shown in. how they fucking shot it). we are about to see clancy take nico head on and its going to be beautiful and so worth the wait.

anyway i could probably pull more if i watched the video but alas i am at camp and in what little spare time i have all i think about is the guy i like (he’s also a tøp fan!!). perhaps someday though. im lowkey half asleep writing this sorry if its incoherent ily ty for asking about this

[divorcingjimmatthews]

episode 5 impressions (spoilers)

1. everyone going ohh boyd you suck you're a bad leader we don't need you 😒😒😒 and then 3 minutes later its "sheriff we need you to separate a man from the pool wall he got fused with, you can do that right?"

2. until proven wrong im gonna assume the bottles in the bottle tree were important to tell the tree where to send people so jim jade and tabby sealed poor dale's fate when they messed with them #rip

3. call me crazy call me delusional call me insane i dont care i believe they're setting up jade and tabby to get together eventually after jim's tragic self-sacrificing death. "let men and women be friends" ok but not them

4. "i saw your freaky kids 😏" the way he knew that would cheer her up. and it did

5. boyd telling kenny that his weird woods creature walking around the cabin tragically didn't make the cut into the top 10 pressing issues he's got to worry about that day

6. say what you want about jade's questionable babysitting strategies but both times he's watched ethan, ethan stayed inside. as soon as they left him with jim he was running off again??

7. i'm clowning too much on jim, i feel bad to do it when everyone else is clowning on him too, he's been trying his best, i see your efforts jim

8. julie and elgin are so cuteee i love them and i loved the scene with julie's theory that the place will never let them go... it would be one hell of a downer ending but hm

9. im worried that donna's about to break tbh after all that already happened her reaction to seeing dale in the wall had strong last straw vibes

10. really enjoying the victor and sara friendship, specially loving the fact that they're chasing the christopher mystery. i'm looking forward to sara's connection to the town playing a role in this plotline, it feels like it's all coming together since the voices made references to the christopher incident in S1

11. tabitha learning jade went into the tunnels for julie means everything to me like even with the shipping googles off its like see, youre not alone in protecting your family, you have at least one friend you can trust !!!

12. desperately need more matthews (+jade) family drama, i dont even care for the town mysteries that much i just need el chisme

13. on that same line of thought frankly i dont mind if the mysteries go unanswered, what i find most compelling is the theories the characters make along the way and what it says about them

14. miranda is such an intriguing figure i need to rewatch the scenes with henry in maine tbh so much was said... i feel like there might be more twists coming. it bugs me that i can't really figure why she wouldn't warn everyone about christopher like she did victor and eloise

15. "but where's the motel" the question we've all been asking im so excited if henry bringing it up will lead to new insights

[hr-twink]

tagged by @cillmequick thanks divaaa💕

Rules: You just got a kind of shitty old car, and it doesn't have bluetooth. you can only buy 7 CDs and you can't repeat an artist. what are you getting?

i acc have cds in my car because although it has bluetooth AT&T is the worst service ever so music wont load sometimes. ANYWAY i dont remember which ones so these are diff. also im not allowing myself to do greatest hits

Poems Prayers and Promises - John Denver

deja vu - Crosby Stills Nash and Young

Bookends - Simon and Garfunkel

Caribou - Elton John

You dont mess around with Jim - Jim Croce

Eagles - Eagles

The Stranger— Billy Joel

i dont remember whose been tagged in this before but i tag @manbeaft @cakebatteronabrickwall @countessrivers @no-way-0ut @im-being-so-normal-about-this @donniata if u wanntt

[transfemshard]

Okay sonic movie 3 rewiev. TLDR: Its not good.

The movie itself

First the positives bc Shockingly this movie wasnt 100% terrible.

Keanu as Shadow wasnt nearly as bad as I thought it was gonna be. Its obvious he's no voice actor and his voice doesn't fit Shadow at all, but it's not unbearable to listen to. Also, Reminder: FUCK KEANU REEVES AND HIS ZIONIST ASS.

I liked the arc with Agent Stone, hes one of the elements of the movies Ive always liked. I felt bad for *him* when Jimbotnik was dying. I hope he gets to open a normal coffee shop. Or becomes a megalomaniac. Either way works.

The flashbacks with Maria were easily my favorite bits in the whole thing. She's so cute. She sees a tube with a scary alien in it and draws a bunny face on it. She dances with Shadow. They mess around and get in trouble together. She ROLLER SKATES!!!!!

Tails was so :) cute like always. Perfect dog forever

Jimbotnik DIES!!! Hes DEAD, hes GONE Alhamdulillah. Finally. He went out being a “hero” which sucks but wathevr as long as we dont see him again Im happy.

. Yeah I think thats it for the positives. Category 10 hater moment coming in

This was clearly intended to be "Shadow the Movie" but during most of the thing he's just being Jimrald's little puppet boy with no agency of his own. Having Gerald be the one pulling the strings could have worked but they just fumbled it, the screentime that could have been dedicated to him having a dillema over his and Gerlad's actions is wasted on Jim Carrey's fucking slapstick comedy sessions. For most of the movie all Shadow has going for himself is being angry, being sad, and doing tricks. For the majority of the movie he felt more like a plot device than a character. He doesn't even boast about being the coolest. His worldview isnt even challenged until near the end, when in SA2 he was constantly having his reality shattered.

In the flashbacks with Maria they set up the idea of Shadow feeling alienated, feeling like he doesn't belong, and it's never explored or expanded upon. Setting up something cool and just Not going through with it is something these movies just love doing.

Shadow beating team sonic in a fight is ridiculous because he wasn't even a weapon or trained on chaos energy, they made him run on a hamster wheel! He didn't know how to fight! He didn't even have a chaos emerald!! He beat Tails that's fine, he beat Sonic I guess I can accept it, but KNUCKLES?? THE TRAINED WARRIOR???? THE IMPLIED GLADIATOR????? FUCK OFF!!

Shadow keeps mentioning he suffered for 50 years. He was in FUCKING STASIS. THE ONLY THING HE WAS SUFFERING FROM WAS OVERSLEEPING.

Sonic does a revenge thing when Tom isnt even fucking dead. When he gets to Shadow, Shadow starts speaking like he's trying to talk Sonic out of it???? But then yells at him to finish the job???????

And when Sonic starts plummeting onto Earth Shadow does nothing?? Doesn't even turn around to look at whats happening????? Didnt you just have a bonding moment. At least acknowledge that your new friend is falling to his death.

Shadow is revealed to be alive in a post credit scene they couldn't wait for one movie before reviving him.

Gerald's character was Jim Carrey 2. I dont like him. He got more screen time than SHADOW, 90% of it was Jim Carrey doing some fucking unfunny bit with himself, and his death was pathetic in a bad way. He died in the most looney tunes ass way possible, it clashed with the tone they tried to do with Shadow's story. He should have been SHOT!

And they never explain ANYTHING about Jimrald. How is he still alive?? (Not only is he 110, he was closer to the explosion that killed Maria than she was!) Why did he wake up Shadow *now*? What the hell had he been up to?

Apparently Jimrald said something sexist about women in the military but 1) I dont give a fuck about him so much that I forgot every piece of dialogue he had 2) I dont think anyone should be in the military.

The Jims constantly licking Sonic and Shadow's quills made me very uncomfortable. can you stop fucking doing that.

Robotnik’s character just felt off this entire thing. Why does he suddenly care about family? Why does he care about anyone? Wasnt it pretty well established in both of the previous movies that he doesn't care about people and sees them as lesser to robots?

Tails & Knuckles got to do more this time but they were still nerfed and didn't get to have any arcs or development. + The whole deal with Knuckles’ characterization is very :| considering he's native-coded.

Maddie and Toms inclusion in the heist plan was pointless, if Tails made cloaking devices he could have just gone down there himself. He knows what to do better than Tom and Maddie, so whyy are they here.

Actually their inclusion in the entire movie was awkward. Its like the writers dont know what to do with them anymore.

What the fuck kind of advice is "Make good choices"

Randall and Rachel had posters but they werent actually in the movie, it was Tom and Maddie pretending to be them. This means Randall is still working for Gun which is weird after what happened in the last movie.

Tom cloaking as Randall. Ehhhhhhhhhhh

There's a scene where Maddie, disguised as Rachel, threatens to “get nasty” and starts acting like the stereotypical Angry Black Woman. I dont think I have to explain why thats bad?

The way Tom spoke when Maddie disguised as Commander Rockwell… Maddie divorce his ass.

Toms almost death was soo fucking stupiddddd. he got punched ONCE and now he's in a coma and hospitalized. How the hell did he break his arm.

Why have Tom get injured and on the verge of death but not die, when Longclaw was a way better parallel for Maria? She was mentioned at the start of the movie as if they were buliding up to that. Sonic literally compares her to Maria. But thats it they dont use it beyond that. What are we doing.

Did they call an ambulance for Tom? After they had infiltrated a GUN base??? While still IN said GUN base?????? And GUN just allowed it??????????

Commander Walters having a picture of team sonic in his pocket has the same vibe as the president having a framed picture of Sonic and Shadow in his office.

Walters’ death was stupidddddd, Im supposed to care about this bitch? After the last two movies?? Youre gonna tell me he was the good apple???

They reveal Walters was there in the Not-Ark and was in fact the Good Military Guy who did everything he could to save the children 😢 but 1) He has been a major antagonist for the entire time these movies have existed, trying to get children into military custody. 2) When Shadow sees him, he gets mad and punches him. 3) When telling team Sonic what happened in the Not-Ark, he confidently says it was an accident. So was he good or not??? If youre gonna establish something like that you need to know how to make it make sense.

Commander Rockwell(The woman we all prayed was Rouge is disguise but was not) is such a fucking Joke. She becomes an antagonist after Walters dies. They make it seem like she's gonna be after team sonic and be a major antagonist but no, she stays at the gun building and prevents everyone from getting the key for the Eclipse Cannon. Then Tom shows up disguised as Walters, who Rockwell herself knew was dead, and asks for the key, she fucking falls for it. After that she straight up walks out of the plot. She doesn't even do anything when the Eclipse Cannon rises. What was the reason for her existence. Anyone could have been guarding the key. Walters could have been in her place, it would have made far more sense than what part he actually got. She's just useless.

"We cant use the master emerald its too dangerous” WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!

What the fuck happened to the chaos emeralds. They made such a big deal out of using them, then just forgot about them after the final battle. Where are they.

Wade had like one minute of screen time and had possibly the worst, most insufferable acting I had ever seen. Why the fuck does he have the M.E. Im going to kill someone.

Sonic made a harry potter reference therefore we must give him the death penalty

Seriously I hate all of the pop culture references in this movie. I dont care if Sonic referenced pop culture in the 90's as well I hate it when aosth does it too.

Why the fuck did they have Sonic meet Amy and Metal in a post credits scene, how are they going to follow that up in the next movie

As a Sonic Adaptation

Its bad. Its so bad oh my god its so bad

No Rouge. No Amy. No Space Colony Ark. No Gerald's execution tape. No Sayanora Shadow the Hedgehog.

Biolizard has a cameo as a godzilla knockoff.

Shadow's backstory was completely changed. I understand why it happened, they wrote themselves into a corner when they made Sonic an alien, but still they could have made him being made in a lab work if they tried. If they had just brought in the murals, and made it so Gerald was inspired by them like its implied in the games, the artificial ultimate lifeform being an anthropomorphic hedgehog would have made sense. But instead he's just this meteor that landed on earth. This is most likely teasing him being Black Arms, which now makes less sense because if he's full black arms, why is he a hedgehog? And why is he still referred to as the ultimate lifeform?

Maria's death is “an accident” but also not really. The Bad Soldiers were trying to shoot the 12 year old, but then the Good Soldier came along and fought against them for a good 3 seconds, declaring “theyre just kids 🥺” so the audience knows this is a bad thing, and then the Bad Soldiers gun hit some tube and it exploded, instantly killing Maria. (Gerald somehow survives despite the fact he was closer to the explosion.) So her death is in this weird middle ground where it both is and isn't the military's fault. Its such a pussy way out of handling her death.

As stated in the point above, Maria doesn't sacrifice herself, her death is quick and she doesn't even have time to react. Her already little agency is stripped away from her, and she doesn't have a final wish.

Since there is no Maria's wish, Shadow is just doing what Gerald tells him is what the world deserves. Basically fucking up Shadow's entire arc. Krafter explained why all of this was a bullshit decision in his review, go read what he said.

As I said during my liveblog, the “Low budget flight” line was ruined. In SA2, he says it after breaking out of military custody, teasing the last soldiers he hasn't knocked out. Its a perfect showcase of his disregard for authority(compares a military helicopter to a shitty plane flight), his carefree nature(teases presumably armed soldiers while breaking out of jail) and his adventurous spirit (Jumps off the plane). In the movie, he is working with GUN. The significance of the quote is rendered meaningless with this one fact. And he says it in such a forced way, its clear its only there to make you point at the screen and go “I know that line!”.

I think the weird bit where Sonic and Shadow ask each other why they look alike is meant to be a Faker reference, and if it is why didn't they just have them call each other fucking fakers. What was that.

Thats not how the chaos emeralds work! Thats not how going super works! Thats not how any of this fucking works!!!!

Shadow punched the chaos emeralds out of Sonic. FUCK! OFF! THATS KNUCKLES’ FUCKING THING KILL YOURSELF!

They dont chaos control once. One of the most significant parts of sa2's plot is just fucking gone, Shadow can simply teleport at will. Then Jimrald says the Eclipse Cannon is powered by chaos energy, even though the movie had completely ignored the chaos emeralds’ role in sa2 up to that point.

Instead of chaos controlling the Ark so that it wont collide with earth, Shadow just pushes the Eclipse Canon a bit further bc its going to explode on its own and the radiation or whatever can damage earth. It shouldnt have even worked its still near earth when it explodes.

They dont even go to San Francisco.

Amy is replaced by Sonic when talking Shadow out of his revenge plot.

Why does Metal have clones of himself ☹️

Overall: By itself, this movie is full of plotholes and weird writing decisions. Cant find a balance between the dark tone and comedy, wastes too much time on Jim Carrey's fucking around, doesnt know how to use the plotlines it introduces and is racist and has copaganda. Not entirely unwatchable but there isnt really anything that would make me want to see it in full again. As a Sonic adaptation, its a fucking insult and a joke. Dont pay to see this shit.

Theyre gonna girlbossify Amy I just know it. fuck this gay earth.

The chao arent real theyre cafe mascots. Isnt that so fun. Wow what a fun :) cameo :) wow :)

[myimaginaryradio]

You Don't Mess Around With Jim - Jim Croce

[lovelykalopsia]

Day 1: Trope Subversion Bad Boy trope cuz I though it would be funny

@mcyt-aro-week

"Y'know, this is a bit pathetic of you, dont you agree?" Grians voice broke his train of though, though it wasnt much of a train and more of one cart going around and around in never ending loop of nothingness, and that analogy was quickly getting away from him. "No, Grain, I don't think pining from Mr. Goodytwo shoes is pathetic, totally don't, where could you ever get that idea?" That sounded like it had more venom than it needed to, but then again maybe he really needed that much venom, or maybe even more, who knows?

"Hey! No need to get bitchy, Im just saying, your trying to keep your 'bad boy' appearance while also going for someone who is the complete opposite." Grian shrugged, and Joel knew Grian thought it was pathetic, but grian didnt have much to say with whatever he had going on with the tall lanky kid, Mumbo or something, not important anyways. This time Joel didn't reply, instead just groaning and hiding his hands in his face. "This is terrible" He mumble into his hand. He could hear Grain laugh at this, but he mostly tried to tune it out.

Jimmy groan, flopping down face first on his, Tango, and Scotts bed, right next to the others. "I don't know what to do guysss" he practically whined, though it was muffled by him shoving his face in the bed. Jim felt a hand start to mess with his hair and groaned louder.

"I mean, I think the best thing to do it tell him?" Tango suggested, though it sounded more like a question, like he himself wasnt sure that was a good idea.

"Well yeah, but I don't even know if he likes me like that or is intrest in that!" He finally pulled his head away from the bed so they could hear him better.

"You'll never know untill you ask, Sweetie. Amd even if he isn't interested I'm sure he'll still want to be friends, mostly because he isnt that dumb." God, Scott always knew what to say in situations like this, because no offense to Tango but his advice is horrible.

"I guess thats true...when should I tell him?" Jimmy asked, rolling over to stare at the celling. Honestly he didn't even know how he would go about it, he really isnt sure how Joel feels about him, because sure they talk and Joel isnt particularly mean, hes actually quite nice to him, but that doesn't automatically mean Joel would be interested in a qpr.

"You could always met him today?" Scott suggested, though it didn't make much sense because last he knew, Joel spends his weekend with Grian, being 'bad boys' whatever that could mean for them, noone really knows anyways.

"I really couldn't, hes usually busy with Grian."

"Maybe hes not..?" Scott definitely did something, hes not sure but he didnt something to get Joel away from Grain.

Joel felt his phone buzz in his pocket and then heard a ringtone, indicating that it was infact Scott texting him this time, gosh what could that man what today. He rolled his eyes and grabbed his phone, quickly unlocking it and going to his messages with Scott.

Scotty boy: joel, are you prehaps busy right now?

Joel: Not really what do want now.

Scotty boy: how would you feel about meeting up? Like right now at the cafe near your house.

Joel: ig i could, why

Scotty boy: well mr.bad boy, I have something important to tell you, but if you reallyyy dont want to, Ig it could wait

Joel: ugh ill be there in 5.

Scotty boy: perfect!

"Bloody hell, what could he want now" He mumble under his breath, pocketing his phone before standing up and walking to his dresser to find clothes that would make him look semi presentable.

"Joel, whatcha doin'?" Grian asked, slightly confused on what was happening.

"Scott wants to meet up with me for some odd reason I dunno why." Joel answered, Shrugging on a pull-over and a pair of trousers.

"Uhh okay, have fun with that, Ill be here." Grian said, pulling out his phone, probably inviting someone over while he's gone. Joel let out a 'mhm' and made his way to the door.

"Scott, why are you dressing me up like some kinda of toy?" Jimmy waw beyond confused right now. All he knew that he and Scott where going a on a date, as Scott put it, to some cafe hes never heard of.

"You want to look good for out date right? And no offense but I dont trust you to dress yourself Jim" Scott replied, throwing some more of Jims clothes on the floor, which would need to be washed later because of that.

"I guess, but I can infact dress myself just find, I'm an adult y'know."

"You're an adult who doesn't know how to dress well."

"I disagree I think I look perfectly fine." Jimmy knows he looks decent atleast, not bad enough to where he has to get dressed by someone else.

"Oh shush and let me do this or Joel will never want a qpr with you." Huh, strange.

"What are you talking about with Joel?"

"What?" Well, now Scott was just playing dumb with him, god dose he hate when Scott dose that.

"Scott, you said something about Joel, why?" He wasn't going to stop untill he got answers...he might actually that seems annoying for both of them.

"I didn't. Anyways, hurry and put these on so we can leave."

Joel made it to the Cafe fairly quickly, which was expected because he lives fairly close to the cafe, and now he was just waiting too see whatever Scott wanted. He flinched a bit when he felt a hand on his shoulder and turned back to find Scott and Jimmy..? What in the world, why was Jim here.

"Hope we didn't keep you waiting too long, Jim was taking a superr long time to get ready." Scott said like it was nothing, sitting down across from Joel.

"Hello, Scott and Tim. I didn't know you were coming with Scott."

"I didn't know you were going to be here." Jim sat down next to Scott. Also, it was weird, why didn't Jim know he was going to be there, he assumed Scott would have told him, but he also didn't tell Joel Jim was coming so it wasnt fully outta the picture that he didnt know.

"So Scott...what did you need to tell me?" Joel asked, putting his hands in his hoodie pockets.

"Well, I may have lied, it was actually Jimmy who wanted to tell you something, just needed me to get you here so I'll be taking my leave bye, Ill be taking me leave." Scott Stood up, giving Jims hand a small squeeze and whispering something to him.

"So, Tim, what was it that you needed to tell me?"

"Well, uh maybe I had something to tell you and maybe its embarrassing so like dont judge me?" Jim's voice shook a little as he spoke, either from nerves or possibly fear, Joel didnt really know.

"I won't judge" unless it was something stupid, but Jim didn't need to know that.

"Okay, well I have to, y'know, like be your partner, if you'll have me" Joel was speechless, that was not on his bingo card for today, not that he was complaining.

"I, uh, yeah, I would like that too."

[castlebyersafterdark]

feel like the only person who doesnt have an issue with s3 hopper when it comes to the mike relationship. he acted out, he was going through some major shit as relates to eleven, bringing up old fears about his daughter, and yet so many people have no empathy for hop and say that he was totally abusive to mike. locking him in his car, kidnapping him or something? stopping him seeing el?

its like... did material harm come to mike? did hopper hit him, or verbally abuse him? the threats he made were clearly the kind that an adult gives to a child for disciplinary reasons, he was never going to actually hurt mike. come on. hop would never.

i've never been one for 'ooh respect your elders' cos like... being old does not always mean wise. but mike was a little shit in episode 1 of s3 (when he's with el, ha ha) and i was rooting for hop all the way lol, and i kinda think the duffers were too, if that little sequence where 'dont mess around with jim' comes in is anything to go by. that was straight up euphoria and i was giggling !!!

it made sense to me, he was a man cracking, and i also loved his logic about joyce's magnets. yeah, he believed her in s1, but only after he found he'd been bugged - and and her actual son going missing is more pertinent than some magnets. i think it was a totally believable arc for a guy who just wanted to move on from all that shit. he said it himself 'god forbid any of us move on'.

idk, justice for hop and i think it speaks volumes about how younger people expect to be treated today. like, mike was a disrespectful little squit and needed to be put in his place. hop drove him home. some dads would have made him walk lol.

Ahhhhhh Jim Hopper - truly, the most nuanced character in the show. And I think I mean that. Which is interesting, because who else is incredibly nuanced? Mike. I don't think they're two sides of the same coin, but they're both rattling around the same jar.

There's Hopper who's - yeah, he's a cop - but is he the shining beacon of the concept of the police force? I don't think so. He's something else. I hate when he's called "copaganda" because I don't think that idea really applies to this damn show at all - these cops?? Hmmm. But anyway, then here we have Mike, mister anti-authority. They will always have a struggle - even if often they have the same goals, similar values.

It's interesting they have this duality being that they are the two leaders of the show, especially in the first season with one same goal: find Will. And how one has survivor's guilt about a new friend's life seemingly given to save them all and to save that boy, and a man also with survivor's guilt from a child lost and one he physically gave life back to ensure his survival. This isn't entirely what this ask is about, but it's something interesting in a show where fans love to compare, contrast, parallel, arrange and rearrange themes.

The thing is - they're both right and wrong. Hopper is an emotionally stunted man, and he's trying to relearn how to raise a daughter. That part of his life was stunted at Sarah's death and he's trying with El, but her circumstances are so not normal and Hopper is so not in a normal place, either. They are an unconventional family, they are outcasts. And Mike's family is anything but, and yet he is kind of an outcast, too. More comparisons for yall. And Mike - he's incredibly immature, but he's a teenager. So is El - both immature. Incredibly.

So - there's a lot to unpack with Hopper in season three and I'm not going to get into all of it, I'd need a deeper rewatch, but it's interesting to see a framing of rooting for him in this ask about this scene because I do think that's what we're meant to feel as well - successful for everyone watching? Yes and no, season 3 is so contentious. Fandom seems to hate it, general/casual seems to love it. I am neutral about it and support what it represented and means in the overall narrative.

Back to rooting for Hopper's getting a good one over Mike here - well, something to consider for sure is that viewpoint supports Byler, doesn't it? We watch it and feel so annoyed over Mike and El's antics, how immature and ridiculous their relationship is. They're framed as sooooo annoying (and I think it's wild that people are so latched on to them in this era). Awful. The worst. So... is he going about things the right way? Of course not! Hopper is a mess. But... he does have a root point. So. Criticism for Hopper is valid, as is justice for Hopper.

[carriecarriecatgirl]

LISTEN 2 YOU DONT MESS AROUND WITH JIM BY JIM CROCE

[not-equippedforthis]

hullo! can i just ask, so i've been listening to your Kirk playlist and i'd like to ask, if you feel up to answering, your though process behing adding Club Tropicana and Can't Stop The Stars?

oh and what's your favourite from the list? you don't have to answer of course, i'm just curious, i hope it's not too much. and sorry for the trouble if you've answered to some of these already, i couldn't find anything :( well that's it from me, have a nice day!

ps. the whole playlist gives me fun fuzzy feels :)

pps. i think adding You Don't Mess Around With Jim was hilarious, 10/10.

skjfks thank you so much!!! i dont mind answering haha, ill take any excuse to rant about kirk

soo club tropicana is more of the laid back, 'it just has his vibe' ones i added (thats life by frank sinatra for example destroys me. like thats full character analysis i could launch into there. animatic in my head an all). kirk just seems like a wham! guy to me? also he has that ability to charm and smoothly handle debates and often uses that to his advantage - hes a heartthrob canonically! (in the best way possible, i hate the pop culture womanizer kirk). to me that song just screams easy charm and promise, and on the occasion that kirk is actually relaxed he utilises it on multiple occasions to his advantage !! ....and again im spreading my wham! agenda

cant stop the stars just gives me that chill space vibe. the enterprise with all its glowing lights!! also, 'cant stop the stars' - for a darker interpretation, although on the enterprise their goal is to explore and its a powerful ship and all, they really are at the mercy of the universe and what they find in it. their crew is the best around, theyre all more than capable, but the stars are the stars and in the end they are all just beings exploring the universe and the occasional supernatural oddities it harbours. 'i think our chance is coming' - kirk seeing this and only being more inflamed to explore the stars and live amongst them. also some of the lyrics have that previous charm iirc?

JSFBND YESS so proud of myself for dont mess around with jim LMAO. its actually the whole reason why i started the playlist dkgbd

ouhhh im not sure which one my fav would be, my fav songs are always changing. i gotta give a shout out to 'wheres captain kirk' and lake street dive tho, love those! (psssst lake street dive is so underrated go listen to them) thank you so much for asking :333

[tubbytarchia]

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IM LATE i was out with a friend... forgive me jimmy solidaritygaming....

SOMEONE STOLE A DISC FROM THE DISC WALL...... jimmys guess is eloise (apparently he knows exactly what disc is missing???)

he goes to get the disc but comes across martyn. whos building a one piece base? idk anything about one piece but its like... a white boat with a fish head on it.

THEYRE FIGHTING THE DRAGON TODAY!!! just jim and martyn. martyn gives jimmy some slow fall potions and they head off.... martyns already found the stronghold (but not looted it) so they know where theyre going.

jimmy does a water clutch off the disc and he. lands on top of some tall grass?? insane clutch

martyn collects some flowers and jimmys like "dude its crazy that youre collecting items like youre coming back" TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR martyn also doesnt fire back which is a little odd.... maybe he is nervous about dying

for some reason theyre travelling at night. theres so many skeletons.

they start talking about tiktok and. i really don't know what's going on here.

they talk about if they die what'll happen and they say they can have each others stuff which is cute i think.

they arrive!!! its quite far down its like... y-10. and its all split up by a dripstone cave which makes it look really cool but also hard to navigate.

they explore a bit and jimmy breaks a lot of blocks and it stresses me out. JIMMY NO!!!! THE SILVERFISH!!!! they get some good books some armour trims but nothing crazy.

they get lost trying to get back. martyn keeps pretending he knows where hes going and its really funny.

they get back to the portal and go through and theres a SILVERFISH ON THE OTHER SIDE

new effect when u blow up the end crystals.? but its only on jimmys screen and only the first one he did. looks cool though theres probably some lore reason we can make up

JIMMY GETS THE KILL!!!!! martyn ran out of arrows JUST before. he gets immediate payback by somehow managing to pick up every single xp orb. im not exaggerating jimmy picked up One (from 8 to 8) and martyn is level 68. for some reason the xp dropped as just a singular large orb.?.??? martyn apologises and offers to enchant jimmys stuff :') its cute....

they head back and jimmy puts the egg on his bookshelf. he says this base is one of his favourites that hes done in a while!!!

jimmy and martyn meet back up and jimmy shows him the disc wall. martyns reaction is really funny "oh we love a waterfall entrance-OH MY GOD" martyn is largely unbothered by jimmy stealing his stuff.

they go over to eloises base together. eloises base floor is a pattern involving chiseled bookshelves. martyn accidentally breaks one and is confused when it doesnt drop. they proceed to break like 5 before realising they dont drop. they then joke about her hiding her disc under all the shelves so they break all of them. they arent expensive to craft or anything but... why......

jimmy goes off topic and asks martyn his thoughts on shepherd's pie. when martyn says hes not a big fan jimmy goes dead silent. he puts on his radio voice and goes "thats the day they stopped being friends. its crazy a little thing like that broke the love/law" (I CANT TELL WHICH ONE HE SAID. I THINK? LOVE. 1:03:50 SOMEONE HELP ME.)

there's a wandering trader and martyns like i cant even repeat what hes selling. and jimmys like whats he selling?? so martyns like "hes selling crack cocaine. cant believe it." i think this is the closest ive seen to genuine bewilderment on jimmys face. he goes through like 5 expressions in a second. he then checks the trades to prove to his chat that hes not selling it???? strangest bit of the stream but its funny

martyn comes over to jimmys base to enchant for him and jimmy gives him everything (all armour + sword and pick) at once and its a big display of trust.... i love them a lot

martyn doesnt like mess around and he does properly enchant all of jimmys stuff. its all very sweet to me then jimmy decides to say "bring it home papa" and. Okay

they split up (jim offers to stay with martyn but martyn sends him off since hes worried that he himself will not make good company while building) and jim goes to fish for a nametag again.

there may or may not be a stream break soon since he was talking about how he really didnt feel like streaming today and offhandedly said he needs a bit of a rest ^_^

new roblox video tomorrow and some next week too. with katherine!

HE GOT HIS NAMETAG!!!!! he forgot what he had planned to name it but he ends up naming him HONK

stream ends shorter than usual wooooooooo

Oh my goodddd the property police.... "it's crazy that you're collecting items like you're coming back" so uncalled for?? Why did he say this... Is he expecting Martyn not to come back... Because he fears that Martyn would die or that Martyn would just choose not to... Oh the Evo demons are getting me. Them saying the other can have their stuff if one dies and Martyn pretending to know his way is such property police banter mannnn. Offering to enchant stuff for him and not being bothered by Jimmy stealing from him... The exaggerated break up joke...

Something especially about Jimmy taking off all of his gear at once for Martyn to enchant. Big display of trust as you said... the maid demons are getting me now. And Martyn not fooling around here nor in any of the earlier instances to any notable degree?? Feels odd... I feel like he would at least a little... Something melancholy to me about the fact that he didn't. Sweet but melancholy. Banter between these two has usually gone both ways in the past to at least some degree (Not just Jimmy being picked on). I would scoff at the papa comment but. I can't, papa is too cutesy lol I'll let Jimmy get away with that one. The split up feels weirdly melancholic too even just from reading about it. Mmgh something about all the property police stuff this time around is making me feel so many vaguely sad emotions :( Feels so nostalgic too though... I really need to watch this part of the stream sometime. Especially cause these two are funny together. Finally jokes that I can chuckle at that aren't just "lol sex!!"

At least he finally got the nametag.... Honk...