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[dontcallmebree]

Heartbreaker For Hire by dontcallmebree

Major Tags: Modern AU, Heartbreaker (2010) AU, Fluff and Light Angst A @marveltrumpshate fill for mepeters81! Hope you like this, Mel!

Summary: Of the many unexpected things that came with saying yes to Tony’s truly ostentatious proposal, a bodyguard never quite crossed his mind. Which is why it’s a complete surprise when an oversized, dark blond suit shows up at Tony’s equally oversized townhouse. Finding out the near stranger is his new bodyguard after taking in his ill-fitting jacket, kind blue eyes, and neat if overgrown facial hair, and blurting out an incredulous “Stevie Rogers?” was not on his wedding planning agenda. With the power of his pecs and a pair of baby blues, Steve Rogers is a pro at helping unhappy couples go their separate ways. Except—with a familiar face as his newest client, his own heart may now be the one at stake.

Treat yourself to some (mostly) fluffy shenanigans on Bucky’s birthday week. Read now on AO3!

[somanywords]

Sending in a word, if you're still up to sharing snippets: smile 👀

this is perfect, as i'm writing again!! thank you, bri!

Becca stared at [Bucky], incredulous, but his blatant daylight flirting only made Steve laugh. “I guess I do,” he said, a pretty smile across his face. “I ain’t seen something so domestic in a long time. Makes a fella almost wanna throw up from it.” “Liar,” Bucky said, peppier now that it was morning, or perhaps now that he had Steve to gaze at. “You’ve never had a better reception waiting for you to come home, and you know it.” “Yeah, Buck,” Steve said, serious, and unlatched the gate.

please send me words and motivate me to write?

[mthofferings2023]

dontcallmebree

See dontcallmebree’s existing works here and here.

Preferred contact methods: Discord: dontcallmebree#1390 Tumblr: dontcallmebree Email: dontcallmebree@gmail.com

Preferred organizations: - Center for Reproductive Rights - Coalition for Rainforest Nations - Direct Relief - Rainbow Railroad - Room to Read (See the list of approved organizations here)

Will create works that contain: Fluff, Established Relationship, Angst, Canon Divergence, Alternate Universes, No Powers AU, Age Difference.

Will not create works that contain: Endgame Compliant, TFATWS Compliant, PWP, Hydra Characters, Cop AU, Mission Fics, Domestic Avengers, Missing Scenes, Soulmate AU.

  -- Fic or Other Writing --

Auction ID: 1038

Will create works for the following relationships: Steve Rogers-centric - MCU Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers - MCU

Work Description: I’m offering a fic of 1,000 words, with 500 more words for every $2 after the starting bid. No maximum word count. My writing is character-driven and focuses on Steve Rogers and Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes. Please see my AO3 page for examples of my work. I am open to flexible prompts and writing additional installments to my pre-existing work. Feel free to reach out before bidding to discuss the latter or any other questions! Please note that I will write any variation of Steve and Bucky except for Pre-Serum Steve (just because I haven’t written him before).

Ratings: Gen, Teen, Mature, Explicit

Can pods bid on this auction? Yes - Podbids welcome!

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[bromcommie]

♥️ 👻 💕 for the wrting ask game? hope you're having a good week!

Hi hi, thank you for the ask! Hope you're having a good week as well :) ❤️ What is your favorite line that you’ve written in a fic?

Oh, god. When I reblogged this game I didn't realize how hard it would be, lol. I don't think I can pick a single line overall, but here's a line(s. Okay, it's a tiny paragraph, sue me) that I like from a chapter about Steve and Bucky in Naples during the war I'm reworking atm:

There has to be a kind of solace in this, he thinks, raw. Some kind of reassurance in the fact that there are things ancient here crumbling away slowly, with a quiet surety; not from senseless violence, just time. That amidst the grief, the stubborn memory of a life lovingly lived prevails.

👻 What is your wildest headcanon?

Aw, fuck, I'm blanking on this. I honestly don't even know what constitutes a wild headcanon, haha. Tbh I feel like there's very little that can surprise me anymore coming from the sprawling tapestry that is the Cap fanon, and my HCs usually fall under the "generally accepted" category so. No clue. The first thing that came to mind in terms of canon fix-its is this vague idea I had about Steve attempting to save Natasha when returning the stones but something going horribly wrong and his body and mind being scattered across space and time like the world's trippiest piñata, and him then having to piece himself together with the eventual help of others. That's not necessarily wild nor a HC though, just an interesting challenge and a way for me to be able to live with canon.

(The second, slightly more amusing thing that came to mind is that at some point in the future Bucky absolutely casually starts ~something~ with Steve at like the Brooklyn Public Library—partly because fine, sue him, he's a sappy bastard and moments of quiet joy together get to him, and partly because he's also an asshole and a riled up embarrassed Steve also gets to him. Which again is not wild at all, just based on the very real life experience of, well. Hearing people fucking at the Brooklyn Public Library, lol.) 💕 What is your favorite fic that you’ve written?

My knee-jerk response in terms of prose has to be it's never over (hey, orpheus). Even though I've posted so little of it so far I've been writing it on and off for about 2 years now, it's spawned the two other standalones I've posted, and it's my baby. A baby I am stuck on, constantly banging my head over and changing my mind about every two days as my writing has changed a bit since I started it way back when, but still my baby nonetheless.

But realistically, the work that I actually like the best is the beloved name, exiled. I don't know if that's cheating since it's not exactly prose and has zero functional plot, but it's the only fandom related thing I've ever written so quickly and in such an inspired fury, and I'm actually proud of it still.

[fandomfluffandfuck]

9 for the ask game if you're still doing it ☺️

related to this

I am still doing it!

9. What fic meant the most to you to write?

I just answered #9 right here

Thanks for the ask 😘

[its-tortle]

Luisa!!! Happy birthday 💞🎂🎁🎉 hope you treat yourself and have a great one!!!

thank you bri!!! <33

[rillils]

Rils, ohmygod I just read your tags about the mosquitoes spreading little bits of Bucky love and I'm obsessed! Just had to tell you how much delight it brought me I guess <333

Omg Bri!!! 💖 Thank you so much for letting me know, your delight brings ME delight in turn!! 💕💕💕 I know it's a super silly thought (my mosquito tags, that is xD), but I'm really really glad you enjoyed it 💖 Hope you're having the nicest day, my dear 😘😘😘

[strsnctry]

Heartbreaker For Hire

dontcallmebree

Summary:

Of the many unexpected things that came with saying yes to Tony’s truly ostentatious proposal, a bodyguard never quite crossed his mind. Which is why it’s a complete surprise when an oversized, dark blond suit shows up at Tony’s equally oversized townhouse. Finding out the near stranger is his new bodyguard after taking in his ill-fitting jacket, kind blue eyes, and neat if overgrown facial hair, and blurting out an incredulous “Stevie Rogers?” was not on his wedding planning agenda. With the power of his pecs and a pair of baby blues, Steve Rogers is a pro at helping unhappy couples go their separate ways. Except—with a familiar face as his newest client, his own heart may now be the one at stake.

[bittersweet-in-boston]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61974004/chapters/158477371#workskin

Welcome to my Sabrina AU!! That’s Sabrina, as in the 1995 romantic comedy/drama starring Harrison Ford, nothing to do with teenage witches. Come join me for a modern AU featuring CEO Steve Rogers, chauffeur’s son Bucky Barnes, and wayward party boy/black sheep of the Rogers family Sam Wilson. Work is complete, new chapters to be posted every couple of days. @steverogersbingo squares also feature. All the thanks and love to @dontcallmebree and @thisonesatellite for their support and encouragement — you are the best! ❤️

[dontcallmebree]

Savage God by PottersPink, binding by DCB Bindery

Summary: Past, present, future, Steve knows Bucky Barnes. It’s why he recognized him when he found him in that alley in April of 1942, even though Bucky was older, stronger, wearier; he called himself The Asset, and had a metal fucking arm. He flinched when Steve tried to touch him, and when Steve told him he loved him, his first response was to ask why. The Asset was only with Steve in 1942 for a few days, but it’s enough to change the course of Steve’s life forever; the journey to becoming Captain America is coloured with urgency, with an undercurrent of fear and determination that in the end he just can’t manage to hide from everyone — But it was all for nothing. Steve saves Bucky from Zola, just to lose him on the train. Their second chance, wasted. Seventy years later, Steve wakes up in the twenty-first century, and he doesn’t know whether to be heartbroken or hopeful when some of the things Bucky revealed to him in 1942 start falling into place.

Specs: Square back bradel, red edges, marbled patterned endpapers and endbands, A6, with slipcase.

A gripping read from @potterspink, undoubtedly one of my all time favorites. I’ve revisited this fic over and over again and it is no less satisfying to read each time!

On the process: I knew I wanted to base the design of this binding around a matchbox, and decided to go with Diamond matches. Really liked how it turned out, especially with the striker design on the spine of the book. Had a lot of fun bringing in elements of the story into the slipcase design too, and the slipcase construction was so much simpler and easier than I expected!

I’m quite pleased with the matches marking parts one to three as well, adding a little pop of red that ties everything together. I’m binding three editions of this fic for Binderary so check out the paperback & collector's edition for a more in depth look at the typeset!

More DCB Bindery Projects

[somanywords]

oooh can i ask about the non linear idea from your wips? i love a nonlinear narrative! <333

Thank you so much for stopping by, Bri! I would love to talk about this one, even though it's a newer idea. It's sort of a post catws fic, with Sam and Nat helping Steve go hunting for Bucky, but all spliced up with SteveandBucky history.

It's my first time trying something along these lines, and I'm really excited to play around and move the scenes around for highest impact :) Also, like with any new fic of mine, I'm playing around with a flavor of Stevebucky a little to the left of something I've written before!

Here's a bit from 1944:

Steve had always known Bucky loved him. Bucky had made it abundantly clear in his actions, in the kindness of his embraces, in the lightness of his jokes. For Steve, someone who scraped up any love leftover and held it tight, it meant the world. It still meant the world. In Bucky’s eyes was enough love for even Steve to drown in. He loves me in every way the word can be interpreted, Steve thought wonderingly, and then caught Bucky as he tried to run again. “Now you know,” Bucky said jerkily, fighting back like he was drunk or something, swatting halfheartedly at Steve’s arms. “What now, huh, Rogers?” “Bucky.” “Gonna kick me out? Nah, I know you wouldn’t. But I can’t bear your pity, so I think I’ll go anyways, if that’s alright with you. I almost wish you’d just punch me, Steve, honest—” Steve placed his hand on Bucky’s cheek. The rapid fire words faded away. “Don’t leave,” Steve said, quiet.

Ask me about a wip?

[dreadlockholiday]

Username Song Game

Rules: Pick a song for each letter of your URL and tag that many people.

Tagged by @stevebuckythyla, thank you for the tag!! ❤️😘 This is a lot of letters lmao

D - Dreadlockholiday by 10cc (obviously)

R - Romeo and Juliet by Dire Straits

E - Everlong by Foo Fighters

A - Anyways by Arctic Monkeys

D - Desecration smile by RHCP

L - Lost by Robbie Williams

O - Owner of a lonely heart by Yes

C - Call me by Blondie

K - Kansas by Gorillaz

H - Holiday for strings by Voices of W. Schuman

O - Over the hills and far away by Led Zeppelin

L - Legs by ZZ Top

I - I say a little prayer by Aretha Franklin

D - Dreams by Fleetwood Mac

A - Aces High by Iron Maiden

Y - You can't take me by Bryan Adams

Tagging @basil--and--sage, @stuckydrewx, @corruptinnocent, @its-tortle, @metalbvcky, @martelldoran, @hazelthewolfo, @paper-violins, @sanguineterrain, @somanywords, @estrellami-1, @sparkagrace, @hot-multifandom-mess, @stucky-just-stucky, @donbeavers, @dontcallmebree, if you want, no pressure! ❤️

[bromcommie]

i don't even know if this is stucky but i must know more about "bayou hurricane blues 2009" from the wip tag game (if you're up to sharing!) <333

Hi! Thank you for the ask<33 and I absolutely love sharing. Oversharing, even.

It's not stucky - stucky's mentioned, but not the focus. I started it during the CATWS10 event for the Sam prompts, and it was supposed to be just two parallel memories at first: him and Riley on leave having a stupid fun time in New Orleans (Riley gets a tattoo lol) but also discussing doubts about their second tour, and then him and Steve post-WS taking a break from looking for Bucky and having some uncomfortable (but ultimately loving) discussions during the 4th of July.

I couldn't complete it in time, but it's really gotten away from me since. Turned more into Sam's retrospective about different relationships in his life, memories from growing up/pre-CATWS and his feelings about community and purpose and (to a lesser extent) being in the service. Snippet under the cut:

Sam was usually the one jumping in headfirst, and Riley was the one making the sign of the cross Sam'd give him shit for later before jumping right along with him. It's a dizzying reversal. He's not exactly sure what to do with it, and so he says the only truth he can think of. It's a given, really, or it should be: simple enough to fit into words and big enough to break through them, to feel overwhelming and awkward leaving his mouth. "You know I got your back, right? No matter what' you're thinking or what you decide, I got your six." Riley shakes his head, won't meet his eye like it's not the answer he was looking for; like maybe it's the answer he needed to hear the most. "That mean you're my guardian angel, Wilson?" "Hey, you're the one who's got wings scrawled on his ass." He takes a sip from the glass, mulls it around his mouth to buy himself some time like that might help wash out the feeling of being in uncharted waters. Some things never really needed saying between them before, but this is different. "Just means— I hear you, all right. And if you wanna jump ship after this, then yeah. Yeah, I got your back. I've been... I've been sea-sick for a long time, too." Riley's eyes still have that glassy, caught-out look to them, but after a minute his mouth ticks up at the corner. "You're heavy on the metaphors tonight, man." Sam groans. This is what he gets. "Oh, okay—" "No, I mean—it's very romantic, all this. The light, the summer breeze, you waxin' poetry about our camaraderie— you about to drop onto one knee? I mean, I'm pretty sure someone's pissed on this sidewalk more than once, but hell, I'll take it." ""Fuck off, Baker, Jesus Christ," he says, laughing. Safe back in familiar territory. "I'm about to ask for a reassigment is what I'm about to do."

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SOLO CHARACTERS

Alpine

PoliZ's Stuffed Marvels/@polizwrites - Hand-sewn Alpine doll for @rufferto9

Bucky Barnes

PoliZ's Stuffed Marvels/polizwrites - Hand-sewn MCU Bucky doll in his CA:CW Bucharest oufit for @buckybarnesdeservestobehappy

Steve Rogers

PoliZ's Stuffed Marvels/polizwrites - Hand-sewn 1872 Sheriff Steve doll for buckybarnesdeservestobehappy

Steven Grant

PoliZ's Stuffed Marvels/polizwrites - Hand-sewn Steven Grant doll wearing his psychiatric hospital outfit for rufferto9

Tony Stark

@oluka - Art of 616 Iron Man covered in stickers for @whinysteve

GEN/PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

Bucky Barnes & Steve Rogers

@16woodsequ - "soft and gentle yearns my soul" (Bucky & Steve, Peggy & Steve, and Steve & Tony D/S AU fic about aroace touch-starved sub Steve who struggles to go down for doms and thinks something is wrong with him until he's taught otherwise) for @meidui

Clint Barton & Kate Bishop & Loki & Lucky & Thor & Wade Wilson

@paintedimagery - 616 art of Lucky catching Mjolnir because he thought Thor was playing fetch, leaving Thor and Loki speechless, Wade gasping, and Kate shaking an unfazed Clint in excitement for @zenaidamacrouras1

Peggy Carter & Steve Rogers

16woodsequ - "soft and gentle yearns my soul" (Bucky & Steve, Peggy & Steve, and Steve & Tony D/S AU fic about aroace touch-starved sub Steve who struggles to go down for doms and thinks something is wrong with him until he's taught otherwise) for meidui

Steve Rogers & Tony Stark

16woodsequ - "soft and gentle yearns my soul" (Bucky & Steve, Peggy & Steve, and Steve & Tony D/S AU fic about aroace touch-starved sub Steve who struggles to go down for doms and thinks something is wrong with him until he's taught otherwise) for meidui

SHIPS

Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton

ReformedTsunderePodfics (ReformedTsundere)/@film-in-my-soul - Podfic of "No Consequences, No Hangovers" (MCU Bucky/Clint coworkers-to-lovers time loop fic by jedusaur) for @carcrash429

Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton/Jason Todd

ivvic/@betrayedbycinnamon - "Opus 68 (bondage)" (MCU/DC Bucky/Clint/Jason Todd BDSM fic) for @oper1895

Bucky Barnes/Emily Prentiss/Steve Rogers

ReformedTsunderePodfics (ReformedTsundere)/film-in-my-soul - Podfic of "You Make Sense of the Devil," a Criminal Minds/MCU fusion Bucky/Emily Prentiss/Steve case fic, for @hermit-writes

Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers

@dontcallmebree - "Heartbreaker For Hire" (Steve/Bucky Heartbreaker AU fic where Steve is a pro at helping unhappy couples separate and falls in love with his client, Bucky) for mepeters81 (MTH 2023)

Oh_i_swear/@oh-i-swear-writes - "Baby Steps and Blueprints" (Steve/Bucky AU fic where single dad Steve meets coffee shop owner Bucky when the mommy-and-me group he's in keeps hanging out at Bucky's coffee shop) for BookGeekGrrl (MTH 2023)

tipsy kitty/@tipsyxkitty - Podfic of Just Another Shrunkyclunks," a modern Steve/Bucky AU fic where Bucky died (or so Steve thought), Steve became Cap, and then they reunited, for @bulkyphrase

Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers/Tony Stark

oper_1895/@oper1895 - "A Matter of Trust" (Bucky/Steve/Tony historical AU fic where prince Tony finds out Stane is plotting against him when his royal guard Bucky and Bucky's childhood friend Steve are kidnapped) for @capsgirl1990 (MTH 2022)

Frank Castle/Matt Murdock

eutuxia/@daredivaing - "After Patrol" (also on AO3) (MCU Frank and Matt kissing while Matt's in his Daredevil costume) for @shipperfiendobssesser (MTH 2023)

Logan/Wade Wilson

@capitalismwasamistake - "On Biting As An Expression of Love" (MCU/X-Men movieverse Logan/Wade fic where they engage in vivisection and cannibalism for their anniversary) for @sunflowereverie

Loki/Mobius

chamel/@cha-melodius - "Paint Me in a Corner (But My Color Comes Back)" (ex-con Loki/parole officer Mobius AU fic) for @kimmycup and burusue

Loki/Tony Stark

Ejella - "Grace Under Pressure" (post-IM3/TDW Loki/Tony fic where Tony finds a pregnant Loki in hiding) for JamieVamp

Matt Murdock/Foggy Nelson

raggedyred/@raggedyhive - "Angel of Midland" (post-Daredevil S3E13 demonic possession Matt/Foggy fic) for @pomegranate-belle

Peter Parker/Tony Stark

@ruquas - "Wired for desire" (MCU Peter/Tony light BDSM in the workshop fic) for @maukree

Steve Rogers/Tony Stark

SteveTony Weekly/@stevetonyweekly - Steve/Tony bodyswap fic rec list for @a10wea

OTHER

Dio_Pardalis/@diosdipsndabs - MCU Avengers dice tower 3D print for @kimmycup

[hail-americas-ass]

And on my breast you may carve a turtle dove, To signify I died of love.

This was written as a beyond belated New Year's gift for @kestrafagnor, @amarriageoftrueminds, @16woodsequ, and @dontcallmebree. Without their hilarious input in this post, this fic would never have left my Google Docs.

Link here.

In which, comedy and tragedy are rolled into a one-shot featuring: the bitterly cold Hanukkah of 1944, the Howling Commandos & the Gayest Coverup in Modern History™, a Californian pickpocket, and Steve's dread which only grows as the war progresses and the passage of time steadily brings him closer to losing the man he loves.