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[sissyjennidiapered]

Just wanted people to know that if you really do want to start HRT c real doctors you don't need to wait a year or live as a female for a certain time period you just need to give consent and understand what each medication going into your body does even if you don't have gender dysphoria and you just want to be more feminine as long as you are comfortable with what could happen to you from taking those meds you can get them at a lot of places including Planned Parenthood even Medicaid would cover it just don't go to these things on Tumblr that will either take your money and run or Worse get you fake medications that could kill you for no reason at all. Don't take the risk there's legit online companies as well like true you and the one I'm using plume. I know if somebody wasn't part of this community wrote this that they would be ripped apart but I want everyone here to know that I was recently looking for a way to start and did the research and due to my history of almost dying because of fake medication I purchased on the dark web and didn't test it myself so now when I see stuff like this I have to take them down I will not stop until they are in prison or their website is gone and every bit of their existence on the Internet is gone as well those are their true choices

[lostintransist]

Divorcing John Price | Reddit Replies

AITA Part 1

I read through some of the responses from my moment of weakness. I shouldn’t have posted to Reddit of all places but dammit I couldn’t talk to anyone about this. My therapist knew but watching her lock down her muscles all I could see was the ‘don’t react, don’t react, don’t react’ screaming through her mind as I dropped the news on her. Objective would be the only kind of conversation I got from her.

“Is there anything he can do or change that would make you want to stay?”

“Have you thought about couples therapy?”

“Let’s check in, is there any part of you that doesn’t want this?”

Telling any of my friends before I told John felt dishonest and shameful, apparently telling the entirety of AITA forum didn’t hit that same bell though. I don’t plan on replying to anyone, but answer them in my head anyway.

Reddit user/veto58468731247

Dude…are you okay?

Heh, I guess? Finding the choices I made at twenty don’t fit as well in my thirties.

Reddit user/ Vanta (say happy cake day)

Have you thought about talking to him? Maybe if you talk with him and let him know you can start a trail of actions and therapy to show you at least tried. IDK 🤷���‍♀️ I also think maybe he married you as a beard of you think he is too friendly with the guys he works with. Have you heard of a lavender marriage?

Well, damn. A lavender marriage wouldn’t be that bad. I would want my own money though, need it. I can’t keep up the tap dance of toeing the line between keeping him happy and making sure I can live and enjoy my life. It would have to be a friendship kind of relationship and not a marriage. A friendship means I can go ahead without having to check on things that truly don’t matter to me but will cause stress if mess with. That would be the only way that I could keep going like I have been. I never had a chance to be a dumb twenty-something; the idea of kissing a girl doesn’t light a spark but I want to try you know? Just to see.

Reddit user/ NotReallyDumb:

Poor guy. This is why men should be careful about who they get pregnant. His wife is complaining about being a fucking housewife.

The slow blink that I can’t stop reading this one pairs nicely with the block button. Making sweeping statements about a situation you only know the grievances about will never be helpful for anyone. Like why the fuck would the jerk type that out? ‘NotReallyDumb’ seems really dumb.

Reddit user/ DontDropTheSoap:

Is this who I think it is? Is John [redacted] who I think it is? 👀👀👀

This one got a reply. I shouldn’t have, but if any of his men were sleeping with him and smiling in your face? That roiled in my chest like a hurricane at sea.

I don’t know, Soap, [please read this with a popping of the p]. Why don’t you schedule lunch with the wife of who you think this is and we can compare notes.

I pop the p on Soap at least once every time I see him. Tiny bits bring me joy.

Reddit user/ therapyisforsuckersandassholes

Husband must not be a real man if he can’t do more than crash after coming home from work.

First off, asshole, my husband does crazy hard work and him collapsing into himself wouldn’t be a problem if he could pull himself out of the funk for anything except his men. If I was important to him, if the kids held a higher hold on his heart, he would at least try for us.

Mentally replying to this one caught me in the neck. Tears started without my permission. That was it. The big issue. John would always find the energy to save his men from anything, but couldn’t find the will to schedule a babysitter or take me on a date. He commanded men all day, a captain. But one annoyed sigh from his strong-willed wife and he crumbled. Fucker needed to step up or step out because I couldn’t hold this teeter-totter still much longer.

Reddit user/sharingcaringandassstuff

Do you have a job hun? It sounds like you’re gonna be needing one soon if not.

Not a full-time gig, no, but soon the kids will all be in school and I can swing getting job that pays more and has more h. I’ve been using John’s pay to clear the debt that hasn’t yet been wiped away. While you want the house I won’t fight him for it. I would happily find somewhere to sleep during the weeks he is home and with the kids. Honestly, keeping it for them would be the best option in my opinion.

Reddit user/8675309999971

Does your husband do anything?

Both too much and not enough. Therapist said he sounded avoidant and that if he can’t face the ninety seconds it would take for his brain to stop throwing panic why would I want to keep trying for this marriage? Can’t I step back and keep him as a co-parent instead of drowning under the weight of my own unmet needs?

Three days later a text from John’s sergeant, Soap, with an offer to go to grab lunch solidifies the fact I cannot stay as I am.

Drafting the options takes several days. There it sits in stark black and white, the end of what we were and the beginning of what we could be.

If he chooses divorce, I won’t ask for alimony. I will fight tooth and nail to be the primary custodian of our children though. Between his job and his long absences, any well-educated person could see that child support payments would be cheaper than a nanny.

However, if he chooses a lavender marriage I want him out of the main bedroom. I get two days free every month to do whatever the hell I want while he gets to be home with the kids. I will treat this legal agreement exactly like what it is. A legal agreement. The thing about contracts is they can be updated, adjusted, changed, if both parties agree.

John will balk, but the man had ten-plus years to buck up and try for something different. I’m not waiting on his inconsistent timing anymore.

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Shout out to @miss-vanta-likes-to-write and @skeletonsucker for helping me with the reddit replies 😘

[thesoberbitch]

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[feralworks]

‪I’m selling a Prison Mike on EBay! I already shut down my etsy shop in preparation for moving, but this mask is ready to ship at the end of the auction!‬ ‪http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?icep_ff3=2&pub=5575378759&campid=5338273189&customid=&icep_item=113996802443&ipn=psmain&icep_vectorid=229466&kwid=902099&mtid=824&kw=lg&toolid=11111‬ (eBay username: FeralWorks) ‪#prisonmike #theoffice #art #micahelscott ‬#fx #mask #sculpture #likeness #theworstpartaboutprisonwasthedementors #dontdropthesoap #halloween #cosplay #creepy #face #stevecarell https://www.instagram.com/p/B5igvb9gwH7/?igshid=1terpjvkz4kw3

[squirrelgirlsinnerdemons]

Like don’t drop that dun dun dun, man

[peachy-queen]

Reposted from @lamottjackson "Show me your family is as country as an incest orgy inside of a chicken coop, while the General Lee horn from the Dukes of Hazard plays in the background on repeat, without showing me. First whole ass peanut butter and Kool-aid powder sandwich family arrested for storming the capitol. By the way that nigga Josh look like he'd shoot the President. Keep an eye on that one." ~~ An entire family of insurrectionists arrested... man, Hollyweird couldn't have written a better movie plot. They all deserve to be thrown up under the jail. #trumpsters #traitors #dontdropthesoap https://www.instagram.com/p/CRWLohlDkXnGTUhW3G3WAyIhwzqJpFt_93s7IY0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[runningupthetab]

Check out this week’s episode of the pod on Spotify, Apple or Google Podcasts, and Stitcher. Lou, Derek, and Josh are back for another spicy episode, featuring a few tweets, some talk about Florida, and Lou gives an amazing "dropping the soap gone wrong" story. Enjoy! Please feel free to send us DM's, questions, stories, anything at all to @runningupthetab on Instagram, or go to synnation.net/rutt as well! The link to our website is finally on our profile. Enjoy another great week! #Podcast #Podcasting #RunningUpTheTab #SynNation #2021 #comedy #YourMomsHouse #florida #dontdropthesoap #heyplayboy #spotify #applepodcasts #stitcher https://www.instagram.com/p/CKz3xTFpVNw/?igshid=1skk2np8hhmip

[sheniq]

#dontdropthesoap #torylanez https://www.instagram.com/p/CGGro5BHs-m/?igshid=vopvjzyc8isb

[threeholepunchjim]

Love this. Credit: tagged. #theoffice #michaelscott #prisonmike #dementors #tv #dontdropthesoap #belleoftheball #gruel #tanks #theconvict #betterthanprison #theofficeus

[fuko79]

Well the finally caught me for being to damn sexy and that big of a trouble maker!!! Hahahahahaha it’s nice knowing all you sexy mofos time to hit the big house and have shenanigans there. Hope you all have an amazing day and do something fun today you deserve to smile!!!! #fuscosmash #fuscogonewild #dailyshenanigans #badboy #sexytime😍 #iminnocent #dontdropthesoap (at Pro Fitness RI) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0qVkYoH_DF/?igshid=1biob3iqz6wxi

[halfaloafoftofu]

And I thought *I* had small hands... 😱

[paraphraze615]

Basically. #MeAsAnEx #DontDropTheSoap #ImInJail #BailMoney #FuckYou #MyEx #MyExBeLike #MyExGirlfriend #GirlBye #GirlIfYouDontGet #StopCallingMe #Boondocks #TheBoondocks #RileyFreeman https://www.instagram.com/p/BuZyiA9FRJd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jevcel0i12n2

[harryanutz]

#picoftheday #thenutjob #harryanutz #podcastlife #poorbill #dontdropthesoap https://www.instagram.com/p/BtlBtMBnZJw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1eu95qar0q5lu

[pinkyweber]

What other beautiful face would you rather wake up to on this lovely morning? ...Um, you're welcome! 🕺🏻 #suchapyt #wheresbubbles #hee-hee! #noreallywheredidbubblesgo #👑of🍾 #notsoneverlandranch #billygeneisnowmylover #moonwalkingtosolitary #callmemichaeljackson #michaeljacksonfan #thekingofpop #bubblesthemonkey #celebrityportrait #👑of🍾 #celebsbehindbars #celebritymugshot #mugshot #mugshots #thriller #theslammer #arrested #celebritymugshots #dontdropthesoap #illustration #portraiture #portrait #digitalillustration #digitalart #pinkyweber #caricature #michaeljackson (at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch)

[onesoaptm]

#onesoap #travel #dontdropthesoap#innovation #coolgadgets #foryachts#yachting #anywhereishome #boating#kickstarter #suctioncap #suctioncup#blacksoap #gopro #solidshampoo#sportstagram #showeraftersport#shavingsoap #exoticshower #exotictravel #surfer #sportstagram #travelgram #travellife #discovertheworld #diving #adventure

[liteitupmagazine]

WHAT KINDA SHAMPOO IS THIS YO??? The Kind That Doesn't Wash Off... Hahahaaaaaa!!! TOO DAMN FUNNY! #shampoo #prank #pranks #thingsthatmakeyousauwow #prison #dontdropthesoap #soap #follow4followback #follow #followforfollowback #followus #instagram #instapranks #instaprank (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3eOvKUn_6m/?igshid=5riessw6gru