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imfinereallyy · 2 years ago
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Eddie coming home drunk and staring longingly at a picture of Steve. “I wonder when my husband will come back from the war. I miss you so.”
Steve walks out to see his boyfriend plastered, almost kissing the frame. “Babe, I was in the bathroom. Also, as much as this pains me, we aren’t married.
Eddie, completely unfazed by his misplaced longing. “Yet, we aren’t married yet.”
Steve's face softens as he walks over to kiss Eddie on the forehead, “Yea, babe. Not yet.”
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bunnidarling · 1 year ago
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My husband and I saw you from across the garden and really dig your vibe.
Illustration by Viccerys
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afnanbaty · 1 year ago
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morganbritton132 · 2 months ago
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It’s ladies night at the gay bar Eddie works at which means no men allowed, which means, ‘how the hell did this dork in a polo make it pass the bouncer and how the hell has no one complained about him yet?’
Eddie watches the admittedly gorgeous guy approach the bar and ask for a drink. Eddie responds with, “How did you get past Frank?”
“The bouncer?” Pretty boy asks. “Oh, I asked if I could come in.”
“You asked?”
“Yeah?”
“And he let you?”
“Yeahhh?”
“None of these girls are going to go for you,” Eddie tells him in case he somehow missed that this was the queerest bar in town. “They’re lesbians. They like women.”
“I know!” The guy - Steve, Eddie will find out later - smiles, bright and big. “Isn’t that great?!”
Something in Eddie curdles with disgust because, “Nice try, buddy. You’re not going to ‘turn’ a lesbian.”
“Hope not,” Steve laughs and then pulls a stack of Polaroids out of his pocket. “Look at this.”
He holds one out to Eddie, showing him the image of a girl looking done-as-shit with the camera in her face. There’s a phone number written at the bottom.
“This is Robin," Steve says fondly. “Shes my best friend, and a lesbian, and the best person I’ve ever met, and I love her…she deserves a girlfriend so I’m-“
“Advertising her?”
“Helping get her a date,” Steve finishes. “This will make a great story at their wedding.”
“That’s insane…and strangely endearing.”
“Yeah, I’m like that,” Steve says, sliding over a Polaroid of Robin giving the camera the bird. “That’s my phone number too. Just so you know.”
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s0up1ta · 11 months ago
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"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"
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"... that's not important."
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otlwoozi · 4 months ago
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DRUNK MIZISUAAAAAAA
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prlssprfctn · 5 months ago
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Bruce, giving teen!Jason the shittiest car driving lesson ever: And remember, if you still hadn't figured out how to park, and a police officer tries to fine you for that, just tell your name backwards. The CGPD has too much job to actually search for you afterwards. They will just have a pile on your name in their department. And I didn't tell you that, but their system hadn't been updated well for ages. So, they won't be able to tell for sure if you are lying about your name or not. 16!Jason, nodding: Sounds cool. Bruce: ...It is not cool, but Alfred said it works, so we listen to Alfred.
(Years later, pre-reveal)
Batman, standing on the rooftop: So, Jim... anything new? Jim Gordon: Yeah, you know, nothing, actually. Except for an asshole, whose parking fines are filling my whole fucking cabinet. He keeps putting his bike anywhere he wants, especially next to our building - an audacity! - and then, disappears after receiving a fine. I can't find him anywhere. Batman, chuckling: That's smart. Jim Gordon: Yeah, fuck him. Tason Jodd, my ass. Who fucking names their kid like that? Batman, with his smile disappearing: ...What. Jim Gordon: What? Batman: ...Jim. I need you to call me the next time this guy appears. Jim Gordon, concerned: Hey, this is just a teenager. It is fine, no need to break his spine or something- Batman: Use Bat-signal next time you see him. I am serious. Jim Gordon: ...What the hell. Sure?
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sleepysundial · 2 months ago
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very very dumb and silly ms paint doodles of drunk merc headcanons teehee
devastatingly left out pyro because i do not know how to characterise them 🙏sorry pyro lovers update: there is pyro now :)
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seagiri · 1 year ago
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qué noche tan obscura
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doctorsiren · 10 months ago
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The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier
(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)
(wips under cut)
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sharkcutlery · 1 year ago
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someone said more drunk alastor. my wish is your command
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smoosie · 2 months ago
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Viktor: *silent treatment*
Jayce: *dies*
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adriles · 2 years ago
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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess
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afnanbaty · 1 year ago
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Do Hee x Do Hee x my demon fmv ( Drunk and in Love )
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ckret2 · 10 months ago
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I'd like to think Bill was projecting in the paragraph on hibernation.
(fun fact! every color in bill's clothes, breakup recovery objects, and furniture were color picked from ford's body! yes bill did get a leather couch the same color as ford's flesh!)
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kooklovee · 1 month ago
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Drunk in love (m) - JJK
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Jungkook takes care of his adorably drunk girlfriend, in more than a few ways.
Pairing - bf!Jungkook x gf!Reader
Oneshot - 2.5k words
Genre - 18+, established relationship au, fluff, smut MDNI
Warnings - mention of drinking, Jk's cute lil gf and her drunk talks, kisses, pet names, Explicit smut - unprotected sex, creampie, soft dom Jk, nipple play, fingering, marking, riding, praises, sideways missionary, sleepy sex vibes?, brat calling in a cute way (once), aftercare
a/n - well you can tell by now, that I'm loving fluff writing more n more
divider credit - @uzmacchiato
Masterlist kofi
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It was supposed to be a chill girls’ night out. Just a weekend meet-up with your friends after months of hectic schedules. You hadn’t planned on drinking much—your alcohol tolerance is embarrassingly low, and you rarely drink to begin with.
Now... well.
The table is a half-chaotic mess. Your head slumped against your folded arms, face half-squished. The music is loud, the lights spin in every direction, and your cheeks ache from laughing too much.
Around you, the girls aren't doing much better. Mina is giggling uncontrollably at her own joke that no one else had heard. And Nari is hugging a pillow she had stolen from the lounge couch nearby.
Sooah is the only sober one.. and well unimpressed as well. “Okay, that’s it. I’m calling all your boyfriends.”
It didn’t take long for the boyfriends to show up like a well-trained rescue squad.
Yoongi was the first to appear, scanning the room, and finding Nari. He lets out the softest little sigh before walking over to his girlfriend and gently pulling her upright.
“C’mon, baby,” he murmurs, slipping her arm over his shoulder as she blinked slowly up at him, smiling like she's just seen her favorite person in the world.
Jungkook is the next to walk in.
His eyes landing on you instantly- slumped over the table on your folded arms, head resting sideways on them, lips blabbering something.
With a slight amused shake of his head he makes his way to you, crouching beside the couch with a hand reaching out to touch your shoulder.
“Yaaah,” you slur, with eyes closed, voice muffled and adorably dramatic, “Don’t touch me.”
He freezes. “Baby?”
You lift your head just a little, squinting without really opening your eyes, and raise a wobbly finger in his direction like a threat.
“My boyfriend’s gonna fight you,” you warn seriously. “He’s got lots of muscles, okay? with tattoos and all..”
Yoongi snorts, overhearing from beside you as he pickes up Nari’s purse.
“Is that so?” Jungkook asks, lips twitching as he tries not to laugh. He rests his elbow on the table, leaning closer to your flushed face.
“And he sings like an angel too..”
He leans in, pressing a gentle kiss to your forehead. “Really?” he whispers.
You squint, frowning just a bit as your eyes try to focus on his face.
“You look like my boyfriend,” you mumble suspiciously.
Jungkook smiles, lips curving as he tilts his head a little closer. “That’s because I am your boyfriend, baby.”
You blink again, before whispering in awe, “Kookie..”
He bites back a laugh, gently brushing your hair behind your ear, gaze impossibly soft. “It's me baby. Come on, let’s get you home.”
Jungkook holds you close as you both step out of the club, and then scoops you up in his arms, carrying you all the way to the car, your head lolling against his shoulder, mumbling incoherent things, with your boyfriend agreeing to them all.
Jungkook opens the car door, carefully settles you down in the passenger seat.
You begin singing along to the radio, off-key and loud while he just smiles to himself, laughing quietly as he drives.
When you reach home, he lifts you into his arms again, carrying you up to your shared apartment while you cling to him like a koala, humming nonsense.
He sits you down, removing your heels with ease.
You nod mindlessly, legs swinging from the edge of the counter when he brings you to the bathroom. He grabs a makeup wipe and starts cleaning your face.
“Don’t move so much, baby. Let me wipe your face, yeah?” he murmurs.
You look at him through half-lidded eyes and grin.
“You look so cute today” you say, blinking slowly. “Like… too cute. Illegal levels of cute.”
He chuckles under his breath, “Thank you, drunk princess.”
You close your eyes, letting him gently wipe your makeup off, his movements tender. He pauses every now and then to place a soft kiss on your forehead, your cheek, the tip of your nose.
“You’re so pretty,” he murmurs as he works, tucking your hair behind your ear.
You beam lazily.
Jungkook was just finishing wiping off the last bit of your lipstick, leaning in to kiss your clean cheek, when you throw him a question.
“Do you also want four kids?” you ask out of nowhere, your voice slurred.
He freezes, the used wipe still in his hand. “Huh?”
You didn’t even notice the way his brows shot up. You were too busy swinging your legs and playing with his tshirt.
“Yuri said Taehyung wants four kids after they get married,” you mumble, nodding. “Four’s a lot, right? I mean... not toooo many but still..”
He lets out a broken flustered laugh as he covers his face for a second. “You’re gonna kill me.” He mutters behind his hands.
“Just answer,” you poke his chest with one finger, lips forming a pout.
Jungkook moves your hand aside gently, stepping between your knees again. His voice soft as he replies, “However many you want, princess. Even if it’s four.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.” He smiles, brushing your hair back again. “But maybe let’s talk about it when you’re not drunk off your cute little ass.”
You giggle, leaning forward to rest your forehead against his.
After making sure you were watered, and settled, Jungkook climbs into the bed beside you- shirtless, as always.
He kisses your shoulder, then your hair, murmuring a soft, “Goodnight, baby.”
“...Kook,” you whisper after some moment.
He hums sleepily.
“Kookie...”
Another hum, this one softer. "Hm.?"
You turn around in his arms, blinking at him with a sleepy pout. “I really love you, y’know?”
He smiles, sleepily pecking your nose. “I know, baby. Now sleep.”
Your pout deepens. “You love me too, right?”
His voice comes out fond. “I do, baby. So much. Now sleep, my love.”
“...Would you still love me if I turned into a caterpillar tomorrow?” you mumble seriously.
Jungkook lets out a groggy groan, with a breathless laugh, tightening his arm around you. “Babyy...”
“I’m serious,” you slur. “Like a little green one. All squishy.”
He chuckles again, leaning down to kiss your forehead. “Yes, baby. I’d still love you the same. Caterpillar, worm, butterfly—anything you feel like turning into.”
“But what if—”
Jungkook silenced you with a kiss.
“No more ‘what ifs,’ princess,” he mumbles, pulling you fully against his chest, tucking your head beneath his chin. “Sleep now. I’ll take care of you tomorrow when you’ve turned into a little caterpillar, okay?”
You giggle softly, melting into his hold. “Mmkay…”
Jungkook smiles to himself, stroking your back gently as sleep finally claims you both.
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It was nearly dawn, when you stir. The room's quiet, but something else was slowly pulling you out of sleep.
You shift slightly and that’s when you feel something hard and familiar pressing against your lower back.
You stayed still for a moment, unsure if he was awake, but the subtle way he exhaled against your neck, still deep in sleep, told you he wasn’t.
The alcohol from last night still lingered faintly in your system, making everything feel warmer, and more intense.
A soft gasp slips from your lips as Jungkook unconsciously pulls you tighter, his arm around your waist securing you against him as his hips pressed forward just a bit—his hardness now snug against your ass through the thin layers of fabric separating you.
Heat was curling low in your belly, you bit your lip, suppressing a soft whine. but you couldn’t take it anymore.
“Kook…” you whisper.
Your boyfriend doesn't answer.
You snuggle back against him, your hips pressing into his as you call again, “Jungkook...”
A sleepy groan rumbles from his chest, and his hold around your waist tightens slightly, but his eyes stayed closed.
“Koo...” you whimper softly, need laced in your voice this time.
This time, he blinks slowly, his eyes heavy-lidded as they flutter open. He looks at you from behind, disoriented and adorably dazed.
“Mm... baby?” he rasps, voice rough from sleep. His brows furrow slightly as his body adjusts to the feeling of your soft curves pressed against his arousal. “What’s wrong?”
You turn slightly to meet his gaze, eyes pleading, “Need you..”
His expression slowly changes as sleep wears off. He glances down, feeling your legs shift, your chest rises and falls faster.
licking his lips, he leans in just a little. “You want me now, baby?”
You nod, biting your lip. “Please.."
“Come here.”
You turn around fully in his arms, your eyes locking with his for a split second before his lips find your neck. He kisses you like he has all the time in the world. His mouth is warm against your skin, leaving a trail of heat as his hands slip under your oversized t-shirt.
His palm meet your bare breast, and you gasp, your back arching into his touch. He groans softly, cupping you fully as his thumb brushes over your nipple, already hard. He pinches them drawing out a breathy moan from you.
He hums against your skin, lips brushing your collarbone.
“Kook please...”
“Please what?” he whispers, hands already trailing his down your stomach, fingers ghosting over your skin.
You grab his wrist, guiding him lower. He chuckles breathlessly, letting you- his hand slips past the waistband of your panties cupping you.
“Fuck, baby... you’re so drenched,” he rasps, rubbing you slowly with his fingers, making your hips buck. “You wanted my cock that bad, huh?”
You nod desperately, your breathing already heavy.
He bites into your neck gently making you gasp, before his fingers finally slide your panties to the side. Without wasting another second, he pushes two fingers in.
Your moan is instant, your body arching into his chest as he curls his fingers inside you.
“There you go,” he murmurs into your ear, his fingers working rhythmically. “God, you're so tight even for my fingers, baby.”
Your legs tangle with his as his thumb finds your clit, rubbing slow, deliberate circles, driving you closer and closer.
“You gonna cum just from my fingers, hm?” he teased, voice thick with arousal.
You could only whimper, burying your face in his neck as your hips moved helplessly against his hand.
His fingers keeps moving inside you, curling just right, his thumb pressing firm circles on your clit until the tension inside you snapped. You moan into his neck as your body trembles and breath stutters as you come around his fingers.
He holds you close, whispering sweet things as your body calms, pressing a soft kiss into your hair.
"How do you want me, baby,?" he murmurs in his raspy morning voice that always made your stomach flip.
Your hand drifts down between your bodies, cupping his hard length through the fabric of his boxers. "Wanna ride you..."
Jungkook lets out a rough groan, eyes dark and half-lidded with desire.
"Fuck.. go on then, baby."
You lean down, kissing over his skin, trailing lower, lips brushing his stomach before you hook your fingers into his waistband and ease his boxers down. His cock springs free, already hard and leaking for you.
Straddling him, you reach between your legs, sliding your panties aside. His hungry eyes were on you the whole time, thumbs brushing gently over your thighs as you aligned yourself with him.
Both of you moan in unison as you sink down, as he fills you inch by inch. Your hands brace on his chest as you bottom out, thighs trembling.
You stay still for a moment, adjusting to the fullness. Jungkook’s hands immediately grip your hips, and another one slides up beneath your t-shirt, fingers soothing along your spine as he pulls you down into a kiss.
You start to move, slow rolls of your hips at first, grinding down on him as his head tilt back into the pillow, lips parting with a shaky breath.
You watched his lashes flutter, his jaw tense. His hands guide you, his fingers flexing on your waist as you find a rhythm, moaning softly each time he hit that spot inside you.
“That’s it, my love... just like that,” he whispers, eyes meeting yours.
You ride him for a while, your thighs burning as you moved up and down. His hands roam, guiding your movements, praising you in breathless whispers.
“So fucking good, baby...,” he groans, gripping your hips tighter.
Jungkook takes over, flips you to the side—keeping himself buried inside you, bodies still perfectly joined, when your movements falter from exhaustion.
His tattooed hand slide under your thigh, hiking it up as he settles between your legs on his side, chest pressing to yours, lips brushing your temple.
You gasp, moaning as your head falls back against the pillow, as he speeds up with harder thrusts.
“Fuck, Jungkook—” you cried out, clinging to his shoulders.
His teeth graze your jaw, breath hot against your skin. “Couldn’t wait till morning to be filled by my cock, huh?” he rasps, voice wrecked with lust.
You whimper, unable to form any words.
He growls, driving into you deeper—your body jolting with each thrust. You moan louder, biting his shoulder as he slams into that spot that made your back arch and your legs tremble.
“Fuck baby... so tight... I’m—” he breathes, losing rhythm as he chases both your highs. “Let go for me.”
Your body clenches around him, eyes rolling back as you come hard with a loud moan of his name.
He follows moments later, hips stuttering, as he spills inside you.
The room falls quiet, save for your soft pants. His hand slides up your back slowly, stroking soothing.
“You did so good,” he murmurs, kissing your hair.
He pulls out gently, earning a small whimper from you, and immediately grabs the tissues from the nightstand, cleaning you up with the softest care, his fingers feather-light, as you blink up at him sleepily.
“Come here, my little brat,” he teases with a smile, pulling you into his arms.
You let out a weak laugh, pressing your face to his chest, lulled by the sound of his heartbeat.
His fingers trace lazy patterns on your back, and just as you were starting to drift into sleep, you hear his lazy chuckle.
You blink slowly, murmuring, “What...?”
He laughs a little more, voice fond. “You haven’t turned into a caterpillar yet.”
You furrow your brows in confusion. “Huh?”
“Nothing” he whispers, smiling into your hair, pressing another kiss to your temple and pulls the blanket higher around you both.
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