#drunk rambling and all

[toriko-manga-and-memes]

He may not be the surgeon we asked for or wanted but goddamn he’s the surgeon we needed

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Chat have we discussed drunk chess with cherik cause i just think. That would be the darnedest silliest thing they could do

[joodeegemstone]

I'm having more half-formed zukka thoughts, so:

Hakoda mentions to Sokka that he has been thinking about making an arrangement with Zuko to marry a woman from the Southern Water Tribe, for political reasons. Something about unity between nations.

Sokka isn't completely sure, but he thinks that Zuko has implied in his letters that he isn't particularly interested in women. Sokka volunteers himself to marry Zuko. For purely diplomatic reasons, of course.

It's not that Sokka is in love with Zuko, or anything like that. It's just that he can't stand the thought of his friend being stuck in a loveless sham of a marriage. And, if he really lets himself think about it, he can't stand the thought of someone else being the one to marry Zuko.

[merakiui]

a silly shoujo concept with jade where he picks up your notebook after you've left it in class. resourceful eel that he is, he flips through the pages out of curiosity. he's certain he'll just find your notes or doodles you've made out of boredom, but it never hurts to pry just a little. he won't tell a soul if he finds anything embarrassing. certainly not!

to his surprise, he finds a bucket list of sorts, which details all of the things you hope to accomplish by the end of your time at nrc. you're quite methodical about this list. there are academic goals. personal goals. social goals. you've checked some of them off: do well on this year's midterm. commit to an exercise routine. make more friends. etc. etc.

but then he happens upon the romantic goals. things like holding hands, kissing, cuddling, going on dates, sharing meals... he reads through every item on this specific list and finds himself blushing like a lovestruck maiden. it's not because of the nature of this list but, rather, the notes you've made in the margin: possible people to try this with: jade leech?

and his name is the only one you've written! :O is this...an indirect love confession? do you have feelings for him? is now a good time to hopefully try to kindle a deeper bond with you after he's spent so much time pining from the sidelines??????

tl;dr - jade wants to be the one to complete the goals on your romance list, but you're too prideful (and suspicious of him) to admit you'd ever think of him in such a light! that's too embarrassing! too much opportunity to be exploited. and jade's a bit of a shameless coward.

so he decides there's only one solution: he's going to try to court you. the mer way. the human way would be much too obvious, after all. ^^;;;;

[daiwild]

Forever & Always Paulkins ?

Orr Tinkoffski 👀

The Matthew-Perkins. Second normal-est Hatchetfield couple. The first normal-est are the Jerries, obv.

[messrmoonyy]

“ Haymitch and Effie actually got married and she helped Haymitch overcome his grief!!” I scream as they drag me away

[thetorturedlovergirl]

You better love the women on doctor who because if not I’m fucking coming to get you.

[onlinedolly]

big sister!vi that presses against your tummy with her strap nestled deep inside you and just laughs and coos, “betcha you can feel me all the way up here huh?” jsvwjwbwuwgeuebehfbekwbs

[call-me-pup2]

What I would give to be ridng someone right now, them thrusting up into me, messy kissing, hair pulling, moaning into each others mouths, hot messy fucking

[sorrinslays]

I have this headcanon that when the Underworld was reopened and the orphan kids finally got to go to school, the Moles would ask Sampo for help with school projects.

Like, imagine Hook has a show + tell in her class, and, initially, she is planning on showing her digitron, only for the teacher to deem it as "dangerous" and not let her.

Sampo happens to be babysitting her when she tells him how "unfair" that is, so the next time he goes out to the snow plains he brings an artifact from one of the destroyed houses and gives to to Hook so she can complete her assignment.

Cue Gepard arriving to an elementary school because the teachers are saying that a blue-haired man gave a 6-year old a valuable artifact.

[shushmal]

i was going to make a post that was just:

steve, watching took girls he used to be in love with kiss: *in the least creepy way possible* hell yeah :)

and in the tags i typed "steve being besties with all his exes" and then immediately thought of the fact that, yes, steve is friends with all his exes, EXCEPT for eddie

like, eddie and him have a quick summer fling or something, it burns hot and it burns FAST. but then, like in all relationships, they both change. they both start thinking of the ✨future✨ and... steve's not leaving hawkins anytime soon, you know? and eddie wants nothing more than to get out. but they're both attached, more than they thought they were, so it's not necessarily an amiable break. it's not horrible, they don't hate each other or anything. but there's lots of tears and a little bit of yelling, and then...

eddie leaves. and they never speak again.

and they think of each other, sure. in new partners, in new experiences, wondering what it might be like if— except that's not the reality anymore. they're NOT together anymore, so there's no sense in wondering, right?

except... they do. they do wonder, they do wish, they do miss each other, they still want each other. but that ship's sailed. he's moved on, they think. he's moved on and his happy with someone else.

and of course, that's when mike and el's wedding happens to everyone.

[buff-muffin]

I wanna believe oh so badly when Ace got his devil fruit he felt so bad for how much shit he was giving Luffy about his. Like Luffy struggled to bathe by himself without drowning in that damn barrel. The way he would somehow start drowning in knee deep water. As kids it looked like Luffy was just weak. But the first bath he had after eating the flame-flame fruit was an EXPERIENCE

[xxplastic-cubexx]

if i said i picked up this issue for anything but drunk erik i fear i'd be lying

(Wolverine (2020) #3)

[saphiccarma]

*chanting quietly* Agatha All Along tomorrow. Sapphic witches tomorrow. Hopefully a Kathyrn Hahn and Aubrey Plaza kiss tomorrow. *Looks up to see everyone staring at me like I'm crazy because I'm muttering under my breath*

[jacksonseymour13]

Hotd is legit carried by headcanons,fanfictions and the actors pulling a Riverdale. Making the most of a bad show with a bad script.

Wanna know why it sucks?(Brainrot edition)

The plot sucks

The characters are shallow and change every scene

The writing is horribly inconsistent

The episodes don't naturally flow(pacing is ass)

Not enough different interactions between a large cast

It's not Game of Thrones-coded(IYKYK)

Season 1 and 2 feel like estranged siblings then close relatives

Writers are biased in favor of 1 side

The toxic and unnecessary fandom/ship wars. I honestly live for the drama but people take it too far

Hoeing my king Matt Smith and butchering his character

THE ANNOYING TIMESKIPS!

Criston and Alicent's entire existence in the show.

Not enough screentime for the dragons

Big moments are glossed over in favor of nonsense

Dragging out scenes and filler nonsense(looking at you Alicole)

Giving you zero excitement for season 3

Seriously what smart person is watching anymore of this show?

Doesn't follow the fucking book. Might as well be a different show entirely with the same names

Keeps killing the wrong characters

Cucking the viewers with Helaegon and Daemyra

"Romantizing incest😭" who gives a fuck 🖕

[givemedamage]

women en