#dude. again. you're in australia. what are you doing?

[countessrivers]

The thing is, no MAGA hat is a good one, and they're all losers, but when people outside of America wear them, it's just extra pathetic. Like why are you, an Australian, wearing the merch of an American politician?

Get a life, get a real personality, loser.

[maxlarens]

i promise i'm writing my max oneshot CURRENTLY but i had to get the sillies out about this really badly. australian spring/summer i love u i love u i love u!!!! also at this point i think the difference between a one shot and drabble on this account is non existent and simply based on vibes. this is only a one shot bcs it feels a bit more coherent i suppose?

LN: australia street

pairing(s): lando norris x piastri!reader, oscar piastri & piastri!reader

word count: 1.3k+

It all feels very familiar, nostalgic even— though you've never been in quite this situation before. With Oscar sure; you always rope your brother into doing things when you're in Australia again. But this is the first time that Lando's joined you.

It's nice, to be home.

Not that it's yours or Oscar's home anymore (that's not true. It always will be, no matter where in the world you jet off to). It's certainly not Lando's. It's hard to put words to the feeling, you just know it's nice.

You're driving, of course, because Oscar and Lando can never decide which of the two of them should drive. So you'd snatched the keys to the Piastri family '96 Holden Commodore and slammed the driver door behind you before either of them could say boo. Lando had snagged the passenger seat in a mad dash that you'd watched play out in the rear-view mirror, while Oscar had complained all the way to the backseat.

"Whered'ya wanna go?", you half turn your head to ask Oscar, checking your blind spot at the same time.

Oscar hums as he thinks. You can feel Lando's eyes burning a hole into the side of your face.

"Do you remember that fish and chips shop—"

You do, "Where Dad used to take us? Yeah, it closed down," then you add, "Besides, Lando hates fish. Jeez, Osc."

"Ah fuck," Oscar groans, "That sucks."

Lando makes a noise, indignant, "I can't believe you forgot. It's my one thing."

Oscar rolls his eyes, "It's not your one thing, Lando. You have plenty of things."

They start to bicker, devolving into an argument that you only understand about half of, about pet peeves and the things the other one does that get on the other’s nerves. You chime in a few times to agree about Oscar’s annoying habits, the things you'd grown up complaining to your Mum about. Quietly to yourself, you decide on a route to an old Italian place you know is still kicking around— they won't mind.

You roll your window down, feel the balmy spring breeze in your hair, on your face. It smells like the bloom of jasmine flowers, of warmth, of the smoke of people BBQ-ing in their backyards. You breathe deeply, absently aware of the petered-out conversation. Oscar dozing in the backseat like he always does. Lando looking out the other window, watching gum trees and bottlebrush on the sides of the road. 'M looking for koala’s he'd said the other day, which had made you laugh. You'd been tempted to tell him about drop bears, but you're sure that Daniel had already warned him of the dangers.

"Do you miss it here?", Lando asks suddenly.

"Mm," you affirm, "I do."

"A lot?"

You shrug at the question, not sure why he's pressing it, "Sure, Lan."

"Then why do you travel with Oscar?", you spare a glance at him, he's fiddling with a bracelet on his wrist, the one you'd made him that matched the one you'd made Oscar that matched the one you wore, "Don't you want to, y'know, settle down here?"

You raise an eyebrow, scoff a little, "God, I'm not an old maid, dude. I'm not ready to pop out babies yet. Far out."

"No, no," he's blushing, you know he is, you don't even need to check, his tan cheeks growing a little darker, redder, "Fuck. That's not what I meant. You know what I meant."

You snicker. You do. But Lando is fun to rile up.

A latent sigh leaves your mouth, "I dunno," you admit, "It's my favourite place. But I have the rest of my life to come back, and besides, it's more special like this. I appreciate it more when I'm only here for a short time."

Lando hums, turning your words over in his head. You think he may be about to say something else—

"Do you like it here, Lan?"

You're not sure why you ask. No, you are. There's this fantasy that keeps floating around in your head. Little bits of it have been coming true on this trip. Lando standing in the garage with your Dad, talking about project cars and then showing him grease covered parts, explaining where they'll eventually end up. Your Mum roping you, Lando and Oscar into helping her cut vegetables at the kitchen counter. Your younger sisters giving you loaded looks behind Lando's back, you trying to pretend you have no idea what they mean by them. It's a pipedream, it's weird and you need to stop doing it.

But you can't. Sometimes, you look at Lando and your thoughts just pick up and run away with themselves.

Lando nods in answer to your question, "'Course. It's very," he trails off, fingers finding the beads on his bracelet again, he hums, "It's very you. Hm, does that make sense?"

You feel warm all of a sudden. Something creeps up your neck, settles at the base of your skull. You blink a few times, remind yourself to focus on the road.

You skitter out a laugh, an awkward thing, you're trying not to look at him, your hands tight on the wheel, "Yeah— uh— it does. I s'pose."

You lapse into silence for a short while. The sky is eggshell orange and purple and red, stretching out in front of you. Punctuated by the star-brightness of the street lights, terracotta tiled roofs and the shadowed branches of towering Eucalyptus trees. It fills you with a feeling you can't name— there's nothing else quite like it out there. Not in London, not in Monaco, not in any of the many other cities you've traveled to or lived in for a stint.

They're all gorgeous and interesting in their own right, but they don't live up to the special peculiarities of suburban Australia. The flash of a possum's eyes where it's skittering across a powerline. The faint sounds of kookaburras laughing as dusk falls. The glow of families watching TV in living rooms coming through screen doors left unlocked. Old men tinkering in wide open garages. Wheelie bins with red and yellow lids out on the curb— cricket stumps painted on the sides.

It’s special. In the way that home is always special.

Then Lando says, apropos of nothing, “Pretty.”

“Huh.”

He shrugs, gestures around at the neighbourhood, “It’s pretty. Warm too. I can see why your parents live here. Raised you guys here. I can see myself doing that.”

You decide not to tell him about the bipolarity of Melbourne weather. Cold to hot to wet to dry to gusty all in a few hours. You let him enjoy the rare consistent spring day. And you try not think about what he’s saying, what he’s admitting. You try not to think about what you might be admitting, driving him through streets you used to play in, to places you used to go with your family, talking about settling down, like it’s on the horizon anytime soon.

It’s not— you’ve not met anyone to settle down with.

At least you don’t think you have.

It’s certainly not Lando, in the passenger seat of the old family car, fresh off a day of meeting your grandparents for fuckssake and taking a tour of your childhood bedroom. Laughing at your old boyband posters and the teenage girl shrine you’d kept to Niki Lauda. It can’t be Lando, who you turn to when you can’t turn to your brother, who gives you his hoodies when you’re cold even though he’s colder, who’s come on a bloody trip to Australia in his four week break because you’d said you wouldn’t know what to do without him for that long.

It can’t. It’s not.

He’s talking in hypotheticals and you’re getting carried away with yourself again. Like you always do.

listened to this playlist while writing😌

[aboutchriss]

Horses of Sydney

Pairing: Chan x fem!reader (we call him Chris in here)

Genre: fluff, crack

Warnings: spiders, like big spiders, the ones that you can find only in Australia, slightly arachnophobia

Author note: I wrote it last night, I don’t know what is this, it just came out after I saw a video on instagram lmao, hope you enjoyed it.

💌 remember! english it's not my first language, please be gentle with me! let me know if there's any mistake(s) 💌

Are you wearing a towel in a hotel lobby? Yes do you have shampoo in my hair? yes do you look weird? probably but there's a reason behind this

"uhm, Miss can i help you?" a voice with a thick australian accent asks

"y-yes, oh my god yes" WHY THE GORGEOUS RECEPTIONIST WHY?

"is there something wrong with your room?" he asks

"no, no the room is perfet it's just that i have a big guest in my room and i can't handle it, not big things like that, i can handle small things, but not that"

"there's condoms of every size on the bed side table miss”

"what? NO, NO. tha-that's not what i mean oh my god; as you can tell i was taking a shower, without my glasses, of course, because who takes showers with their glasses on? my blind ass can't see shit okay? i was washing my hair, music blasting from the shower speakers then boom a giant black-ish thing is on the wall, i thought 'am i losing that much hair?how does my hair ended up there?’ so i put my glasses on to grab it, AND THANKS GOD I DIDN'T DO IT, there was a huge, big, enormous spider in the shower with me, so i grabbed a towel and run here" You say walking back and forth, looking at the man with his stupid fucking glasses, and he's trying not to laugh, the hot dude at the recption is trying not to laugh at you.

"i'm sorry, i'm making such a big deal out of this and i know that big spiders are common in here but...that thing was not a spider...it was but with the dimensions of a horse, i could ride and do a fucking promenade on the beach with it!"

and this bitch is laughing, hands on his stomach, dimples out and eyes closed

"i'm sorry miss, it's the first time that someone describe a spider like this, do you want me to take it off the wall for you?" he asks

"please, i'll do anything, i'll pay an additional, another room please i'm begging you" You say desperate

"okay, okay, let's go, show me the horse...i mean the spider" he says walking out of the recption, with a plastic box

the two of you start walking towards your room, once you're inside you let him go into the bathroom

"oh hello buddy...come here, c'mon here in the little box. we don't look at women without they're consent buddy, especially if they're naked, come here...oooh such a good boy" is he talking to the spider? is he teaching consent to a fucking spider? what the fuck? "and we're done" he said closing the plastic box and walking outide the bathroom

"were you talking to...him?" you ask

"yeah...his not poisonous...just a curious spider...trying to get ladies attention" he says smiling

"thank you really..."

"Christopher, call me christopher" he smiles and once again his dimples are out

"y/n, and thanks again i own you something" you say looking at him

"you don't own me anything...maybe a drink...in the city center? downstaris at 8 p.m?" he asks looking at the spider

"i- damn that was smooth...okay, see you tonight" you say smiling

he opens the door to get out and then he stops

"i prefer light blue panties" he winks at you and get out

“You saw her naked before me, you lucky bastard”

He says to the spider

"what?" you ask your self entering the bathroom and there they are a pair a light pink panties.

[fiamat12]

We know JD is probably involved in a project with Chris Chung. They all but advertised that with their picture at the Baftas and Chris saying see you soon. I mean the dude is from Australia. I hear people saying the pair on the street isn't Nic or Luke or JD at all but decoys but there's really only a few reasons for that and it's not for Lukola's privacy. They could have said or hinted toward absolutely nothing and escaped anywhere in the world. They did that during the holidays. So there's strategy here and it's not to toy with fans. Those negative nellies need to get some sleep or sunshine

We never saw their faces only their bums, so decoys are always possible and you're right, say nothing and they could've been gone w/out a trace on holiday. I guess it depends on their goal as to whether they used look alikes, or appeared themselves, which would then depend on if it was intentional misdirection or they got caught together. Also, if they are in AUS on other business anyway, why pay decoys? Just go do what you do! ACT! Lol.

Overall, they would need a decoy situation if, 1- the contract period isn't up yet (so they need to play out the adjacent narratives), 2- the contract is up and they want to subtlety start hinting toward a Lukola launch or 3- another reason altogether that we'll find out months from now lol.

All I know is something's rotten in the state of Denmark again - or in the city of Adelaide as it were 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♀️

[haru-kuneko]

To anyone who may stumble upon this post, a friendly reminder that a lot of these are made for fun and non-canon. I just thought it'd be cool if Mr. Herriman (the pretentious character from "Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends" who is a stickler for rules) was also a badass who could wield a gun anytime he wants.

Of course, he has a secret crush on the White Rabbit 'coz not gonna lie the dude's a potential Tumblr sexyman. Mr. Herriman could as well be a tsundere for all we know.

Meanwhile, Jax gets to befriend Bloo. I wonder what these two notorious troublemakers are up to now?

For context, at least twenty years have passed as Boomer Jax/White Rabbit (age 42) makes a dramatic entrance at the Digital Circus Reunion Party and got to meet his ol' friends again. To everyone's surprise, Boomer Jax has already grown into a fine, mature gentleman, as he gifted Gangle (age 46) a new durable comedy mask he made just for her as he finally confesses his feelings for her.

He made sure Gangle doesn't drop the mask by tightly grabbing her hands as he kissed her. This is just a crackship, folks! Don't take this seriously.

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P.S. To anyone asking if I take commissions, make sure you're a legit person and your profile contains enough information telling me what company, origin and the kind of services you offer complete with contact info. I don't use PayPal due to safety reasons.

For example, [First name/Last name] from the Penguin House Department in Australia looking for a book cover artist who can do a vector-esque art style. I wanna know who you really are and if you got any references. Don't just say you wanna hire me or I'll block you.

Also, if you wish to share my art, please give credit. DO NOT REUPLOAD!

[monzabee]

red bull gives you wings! (social media au) - dr3

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Summary: The one where red bull brings together people, again.

Pairing: daniel ricciardo x reader (model used: hande baladın)

Warnings: none other than some cursing, internet being the internet

Please also note that all of my works are protected under copyright, and not available for reposting on other platforms. 

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ynyln: çok çok love 🥹❤️🏐 thank you, VNL! see you in tokyo!✌️

powervolleyballofficial: golden girls 😍🇹🇷🏆🏐

user: release the naim video!! now!! we need it!!

zehragns18: 🥹🥹🥹

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bednii: 👏🏼😉

user: she needs to work on her passes more she is very weak

user: are you the one playing in the national team?

user: if i'm the one noticing the mistake then there is a problem

redbulltr: we knew you could do it!👊❤️

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volleyballinsider: going from being one of the most criticised players on the turkish national team to one of the most valuable players, Y/N Y/LN proves that dedication and hard-work are the key elements of success. congratulations to Y/LN and the rest of the turkish team for their recent win in the european championship!

user: yet another propaganda to make us think that women are better than man at sports

user: i don't think we need a propaganda for that, dude

user: i don't mean to be annoying, but what's yuki tsunoda doing here??😳😳

user: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

user: he liked the post-

user: congratulations to the sultans of the net, they are having a golden summer!

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ynyln

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ynyln: not sponsored🙃✌️

user: she knows how to party!!🤩

user: i hope red bull knows they have a walking, talking breathing ad😭

user: she's a red bull athlete, what did you expect her to do?

user: first yuki, now daniel?👀

user: she was in australia last year, do you think they met there?

user: i mean.. that's reaching, australia is quite big

user: drop the hair care routine queen🙏

ynyln: the tears of my enemies as conditioner💅

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danielricciardo: nice hat

ynyln: howdy

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ynyln: paris, ça va?✌️

redbulltr: saint joseph online🫡

user: ma'am you are a MONSTER (respectfully)

user: the hero without a cape is still a hero, wonderful match today!

user: haters will say she is weak, and then she will spike on em

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user: f1 fans are confused and i feel so sorry for them

user: yeah we're confused because how did daniel bag HER

ynyln: with a lot of tim tams👀

danielricciardo: don't give away all my secrets🙃

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danielricciardo: a different kind of a grandstand this time, congratulations pookie

ynyln: now you're just making up words

danielricciardo: where is my date?

ynyln: let me shower first, god

ynyln: also, yuki is still here

yukitsunoda0511: yes i am✌️

user: THEY ADOPTED YUKI😭

user: this man... hard launched... on the main.. just like that..

user: i don't know if i want to be her or i want to be him🙃

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user: STOP i love them so much already

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danielricciardo: post-summer summer dump

pierregasly: good dump

ynyln: ew, pierre

danielricciardo: she's right ew, pierre

yukitsunoda0511: ew

user: this is my bi awakening

user: are we not going to talk about the bucket hats?

user: are we not going to talk about the fact that they've adopted yuki?😭

user: so normal about this, absolutely so so normal about this

landonorris: how does she feel about papayas?

user: OMG STOP

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ynyln: dude, are you obsessed with me or something?

danielricciardo: or something

ynyln: stop making me blush danny

redbullracing: tell yn hi from us!✌️

redbulltr: back off, chief

danielricciardo: 😳

ynyln: 🤩✌️

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ynyln: collecting miles and smiles🙂 p.s. these photos are ollllllld

user: i'm so confused but so obsessed a the same time😩😫

user: but did she teach him how to spike??👀

francisca.cgomes: please come back to paris😭 i miss you😭

ynyln: they way i would jump on a plane RIGHT NOW

pierregasly: i'm right here

ynyln: sucks to be you🙃

user: MS STEAL YOUR GIRL

user: yikes overtook by y/ln

ebrarkarakurt18: aşkım what happened to hot girl summer??

danielricciardo: oops

danielricciardo: who's the guy? he looks good

ynyln: a kangaroo

ynyln: he jumps sometimes

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user: who is your favourite f1 driver?😉

ynyln: sebastian vettel!☝️

danielricciardo: COME ON

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ynyln: in between training sessions, thank you @redbulltr for stopping by! @eczacibasisporklubu

redbulltr: see you next time, partner!✌️

user: girl what are those nails??

ynyln: new strategy!!

simgeakoz: ready for another season with my girls👊

user: she's a redbull athlete??

user: you bet your ass she is

user: red bull is the best matcmaker fr

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yukitsunoda0511: 🤟

ynyln: yukinooo

ynyln: 🫶

danielricciardo:🥺

user: i really don't understand how the aussie man bagged her

landonorris: you and me both

danielricciardo: red bull gives you wings!

ynyln: it does!

[dramaticallytotal]

I'm Back In The Game, Except Not Really

In this au, the events leading up to Noah's elimination happened much like canon with little things here and there being different.

Instead of jumping off the plane, though. Chris announces that since Noah was no longer a competitor, he was rehired and back to being his personal assistant. Owen is happy even though he knows it means his little buddy wouldn't be able to talk to him or the others because it could be seen as him working with or helping someone. He at least gets to give him one last hug!!

Alejandro is pissed. What do you mean he's staying?? What do you mean I still have to see his stupid cute face??? What do you mean Alejandro now has to face his guilty feelings for tossing Noah out because of a completely true observation on the bookworms side???

In this au, Noah and Chris did plan his elimination still, but unlike my other aus where the producers don't give Noah his promotion and raise right away they do in this one because of how much a cluster fuck everything was without the teen.

So now he is a PA squared. Personal Assistant and Production Assistant. UwU

Everyone kind of expected not to see him much, so they were surprised when they saw him before the Greece challenge. It was right as Chris was about to announce where they were going when they heard his voice.

"Hold it, McLean. The interns gave you basically fanfiction. I don't know where they did their research, but wherever it was, I need to blacklist it from my resource pages. Here. Edited version, and I already let Chef know the destination change." They watched as Noah walked in and handed Chris some papers.

Chris read the papers and looked pretty pissed but before he could say anything, Noah cut him off, "And before you think of throwing out an intern for this. Don't. We don't have any to spare."

Chris was definitely pouting after that but snapped out of it and shooed Noah away so he could host.

All of them were in shock except Owen, who had seen assistant Noah in action in well...Action. Alejandro was practically swooning. Heather complained about why he couldn't be that motivated and in charge back on Island.

They see him again after Gwen wins her challenge. What they don't expect is to see him riding a bear past them. Like he didn't even acknowledge them. He went on his business, which apparently was riding a bear???

The next time he was seen is in the Australia challenge. Alejandro was the first to make it to Chris and Chef and sees Noah bring the two some drinks, all the while talking to an intern who was walking with him. Alejandro just stared even when he heard Heather approach because Noah wasn't just talking to the intern he was smiling and chuckling at the intern. And the intern? The guy was definitely flirting! Flirting!

Alejandro would know! He always knows when someone is flirting!

And the fact Noah was reacting???

Ridiculous!!!

The two left with Noah giggling about something that probably wasn't even worthy of his giggles, and it had Alejandro grinding his teeth.

The next, he saw the two because apparently they can't go anywhere without the other now (he says this despite this is only the second time he's seen them together) is the next challenge actually. In Sweden. Noah is once again bringing Chris a drink, a hot chocolate this time, and that same intern is with him smiling at Noah as he carries a big box that apparently has their jackets in it.

When Alejandro goes up to get his, he throws Noah his most charming smile and says, "Thanks, amigo!" But Noah's doesn't even look at him!

That pinche cabrón replies instead with a smile of his own, "You're welcome, dude. I'm just doing my job."

At least his failed efforts got a snicker out of Noah, and when they locked eyes, it took a whole 10 second before he looked away.

Not exactly a mission success but not a complete mission failure. He'll take it.

Then Noah was walking away so they could start their challenge when Noah started to slip and Alejandro had been completely ready to run and catch him, distance be damned. But that intern (he found out his name was Ace) caught Noah and even had his hands on his former teammate's waist and looked at him like he hung the stars! (Alejandro knew that! Ace was not worthy of acknowledging that!)

Alejandro was in a bad mood from that point on until Noah returned and told the guys they had to change into a costume for the upcoming song. The costumes were hideous, but Alejandro was confident that he could pull his off. After all, he was a Burromuerto!

Alejandro had even mumbled this to himself, but to his embarrassment, Noah overheard him.

"Wow. And here I thought your ego couldn't get any bigger."

I know something bigge- no bad Alejandro!

"I'm glad I can still suprise you, Mi Zorro~!"

"Yeah, whatever. Better hurry and change Casanova."

"You could stay and have a show." Alejandro couldn't help but tease with waggling eyebrows and all.

He tried not to be too captivated at Noah's abrupt laughter and the light blush that dusted his cheeks, but he failed. "I'm afraid I didn't purchase any tickets for that show, so I'm good. I hope you lose, Eel."

There was no way to miss how fond Noah sounded. It made Alejandro's heart sing.

Thankfully, the next time he got to see Noah, the boy was alone, but he was also dressed to the nines in a three-piece suit that matched with Chef's dress in Niagra Falls. He was helping wheel out the huge slot machine.

It was that moment that Alejandro knew. This wasn't a small crush. He was falling in love with Noah. And once he made that realization he vowed to woo his boy.

(Did he ask Chris if he could trade Heather for Noah? Maybe. Did he enjoy the blush that brought to his amor's face? Absolutely. Was the comment worth Heather screeching in his ear? He wants to say yes, but said ear was still ringing, so the jury was still out on that one.

________

Will I ever make an au where Alejandro isn't a pathetic simp? Never.

That boy is so affection starved that the second he gets a hint of his affection being returned, he turns into a puppy.

Assistant Noah, my beloved! You are showcased yet again!

Alejandro is a jealous guy, and I love it, and I absolutely will utilize it.

Just overall a very humorous, fluffy au again with Alejandro being my favorite pathetic boy and Noah just being along for the ride and realizing "Dammit I actually really like that damn Eel." And not fighting it.

Just reluctantly accepting it.

This will definitely showcase protective dad figures Chris and Chef.

[do-u-know-this-autisticcharacter]

Do You Know This (non-canon) Autistic Character?

Propaganda

This post which says:

He only eats fish (mackerel) ("You like mackerel too much" is a running gag)

He loves water because of the way it feels (sensory seeking)

He's the only one who sees a difference in his swimtrunks (he likes some better because the way they feel/they fit differently) (hyper sensitive sense)

His special interests are swimming and mackerel

When trying to convince others to swim, he mimics the way he thinks you should do it (with no regard to social cues) (masking)

Limited facial expressions (unless it's about swimming)

He doesn't care about swimming time, records and winning

He has a set routine

"I only swim free."

Is often seen providing support by sitting quietly beside people // or engaging in a conversation with his back turned to the group.

Tendency to give entities human feelings ("Maybe the water hates him" // "I thought I should ask water about matter that involves the water.")

Appears blunt but cares deeply (asks outright if people are okay /// "we're not going to discuss it (about something another character finds uncomfortable)" // gives things freely to children)

Straightforward

Takes his promises very seriously

"He's actually looking at the camera for once."

"Knowing Haru he probably doesn’t want to talk to anyone right now."

Trying to understand his feelings through thinking // struggling to name feelings

He never uses his phone // doesn’t bring it with him // "Haru usually doesn’t carry his phone around with him."

He remembers small things about his friends and then gifts really meaningful gifts

When he knows how he feels he shares his feelings openly and without shame (and with an abundance of eye contact used to drive home his sincerity)

He notices people when they're sad // really perceptive // notices differences in behaviour (pattern recognision)

"You're supposed to smile for pictures." // "Haru is always smiling on the inside."

My man does not care about social norms (is always ready for a dip, no matter where he has to strip).

"I don't care about winning," (i love this boy)

"You're too easily impressed, Haru-chan." (Once again, I love him)

As kids Haru sometimes wouldn’t talk, and instead Mokoto would "translate" how he felt (i almost cried 😭)

"You're so cold," (i hate this)

He litterally just went to Australia because Rin asked him to without knowing the language + without doing any planning just trusting Rin– and then felt panicked when he thought Rin left him (... I once went to Italy with a girl because she said she wanted to and I didn’t get that it was meant to be a joke... until we were already in Italy and she told me she it was a joke but she was glad I took it seriously. She planned everything and I just followed along because I trusted her. Rin also said he didn’t expect Haru to agree, so yeah. I don't know)

"It was my first fight (with him)" (relatable dude)

"Hey, c'mon. You could look a little happier... But I guess that reaction is typical Haru." (Seeing someone for the first time in a long time)

"That’s really impressive," Haru says. "Hey," someone else says. "You're supposed to laugh at that!" (Once again, relatable dude. I don't get the joke either)

"What did you talk about?" *Haru answers truthfully* *the other person makes noises of disbelief*

[geminiwritten]

About the anyone but you Australia rant: I would like to see it 👀

WAIT YOU DO??! omg, okay, buckle up, this is going to be a ride.

i'd like to start with a disclaimer stating that i know films use hollywood fiction or hollywood logic where a lot of what happens is might be unrealistic and / or inaccurate but is just for cinematic value... that being said...

DID THEY CONSULT A SINGLE AUSTRALIAN IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM???

see under the cut for a full, and very petty, rant

like, firstly, why is it set in australia? did this further the plot? no. but anyway, okay, sure, we're in australia... but the film / plot does not hinge on australian-ism so why did you feel the need to inaccurately emphasise the australian-ism when it was SO NOT NEEDED???

i say 'australian-ism' because i feel like saying "australian culture" carries too much weight (not that we have that much culture, per say), while what was portrayed about australia was about as deep as a kiddie pool in a drought.

it was literally like someone who has only ever heard of australia by watching crocodile dundee wrote the script...

WE DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT. yes, i know charlee fraser, joe davidson, and that blond dude are australian but i do not know how they said half of those lines without cringing. "had a bit of a go way back when"??? "how do you two dags know each other"??? "rippa c*nt"??? gobbler, hog bonnet, beef cap??? THE FUCK?!

i live here and have only ever seen koalas in zoos, so on a walking track that close to the city THAT LOW ON A TREE? no.

a huntsman (the spider) chillin on ben's butt? probably not. they run away from humans. but it's possible, so i'm not that mad.

THE ENTIRE SYDNEY HARBOUR BOAT SCENE, OKAY?! WHAT??? firstly, literal cruise ships dock there so it's definitely deep enough for the boat to go after them??? it's sydney harbour. secondly, harbour rescue would also be BOATS. i know the helicopter was for dramatics, but it literally just had me like fuck off???

WHY ARE THEY ON THE HARBOUR BRIDGE SO MUCH?! if i'm on the harbour bridge, i know for a goddamn fact that i'm lost. i'll drive across that bridge four times in bumper to bumper traffic and STILL not know where to go because sydney roads are horrendous but Y'ALL GET OFF THAT BRIDGE. (again, i know this was for movie aesthetics, 'ooh look, big bridge')

BEN JUMPING OFF THAT CLIFF??? i feel like this should be common sense, not australian-ism, but BOY THERE ARE ROCKS THERE. AND SHARKS. he would have died.

as above, his dead body would have been picked up by harbour rescue BOATS. not a helicopter.

bea hailing a taxi? nah, babe. you're more likely to get run over. call an uber or stand outside a pub until a security guard gets you a taxi. (again, better for cinema i know, i'm being picky)

AND WHILE WE'RE ON IT, BONDI TO THE OPERA HOUSE??? baby girl that's like a half hour trip if you're lucky. peak hour? you're looking at over an hour. also never in my life have i thought "i need some space. i'm going to go to an overcrowded tourist attraction"

ALSO why are the aussie people so nude??! like the chick on the beach and the dude showing glen his 'anteater'... we ARE still human down here. we don't go around flashing people???! i fucking swear.

but anyway, me and my friend will now consistently make jokes when we're in the city, dramatically being like "i just need to get away. i'm going to the opera house around the corner"

AND LISTEN, i know that most of my gripes are pretty picky. i'm sure that a lot of films set in u.s. cities are just as inaccurate. but my BIGGEST WTF is why australia??? it did not add anything to the plot except for some bad jokes and uncomfortable accents. also, why try to lean so hard into the aussie jokes when, again, no one asked???

i think the reason it all sticks out so much is because not a lot is set in australia, and if it is, it's generally an australian story... so it's not so forced

anywho. i'm mostly disappointed in this film because glen was giving it his all and he only had carboard cut outs to work with. no hate to the cast, i think some of them are great, there was just something so off... maybe it was australia. she didn't want to be in the film.

anywaysssss, this is just my opinion. i'm also SURE there is more things that made me mad, but i refuse to rewatch the film any time soon because (as you can tell), didn't love it. (although that's no hate whatsoever, i see it's appeal and i still love those actors)

[discoveredreality]

intro post <3

don't mind me editing this like every single day lol

my dm's and askbox is always open if u want to talk <3

anons are welcome too <3

also if u want to make new friends i am right here pls say hi im fucking lonely😭

anyways

BELOVED MOOTS <33333 (everyone is tagging them and this is fun)

this in no particular order just whoever pops up on my dash or smth idk. not every moots just the ones i actually know lol. ok so

@im-ur-sleep-paralysis-demon THEY'RE AMAZING LOVE THEM SM IF U DON'T FUCK OFF BECAUSE OMG KJHLGJKFJHLKYFJHKJGL

@ma-lan13 HELP MY BESTIE IRL GOT TUMBLR OMG OMG. AND SHES ACTUALLY USING IT WTF?????? ANYWAYS SHES THE BEST <333

@bloophasarrived SHE'S THE SWEETEST AND SO WONDERFUL. HER PERSONALITY SPARKLES AND OMG SHE'S SO FUN AHHH

@marylily-my-beloved I LOVE HERRR WE HAVE THE BEST CONVERSATIONS. SO NICE AND EASY TO TALK TO. AND WHY DOES SHE KNOW ME SO WELL <3333

@im-just-here4853 my vent buddy omg we just vent to each other i love her so much idk what i would do without her <33

@im-on-crack-send-help TWINNING IN LITERALLY EVERYTHING. SAME MUSIC TASTE. SAME TASTE IN FOOD. IN DRINKS. IN THE WAY WE THINK. WTF. ANYWAYS SHE'S MY POOKIE I LOVE HER <333

@the-gay-skeleton-in-ur-closet THEY'RE THE BEST OMGGGGG and they're nice and cool and shit <333333 i'm quoting myself it's fine AND LIKE SO NICE AND GOOFY AND EVERYTHING OMG

@cubemagnet somene i met on a random post and now we occasionally team up to correct grammar lol 🤓🤓🤓 anyways she's amazing :D and everything she says is so iconic like isjflsrijglruhglsuglijrsg

@book-girl4eva SHE'S AMAZINGGGGG. IT'S SO EASY TO GOOF AROUND W HER I LOVE IT. SHE ALWAYS SLAYS SO HARD. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER SLAYS. idk if you'll see this but this is for u pookie <3

@mil-pinterest-sss-here-i-am ??? questioning why we're moots. but he's literally so nice. literally will be my therapist and help me w maths because that shit is impossible 😭

@dandelionflowery omg literally so kind and everything all the time. so fun fun reading their fics and doing shit together omg

@sweetwarmcookies16 OMG RIJGDJFGIJFGIF THE BEST I LOVE PLAYING GAMES TOGETHER AND TALKING AND EVERYTHING. ALSO AN AMAZING WRITER

idk brain isnt braining ill add ppl as i go along

moodboards made by my lovely lovely moots <3

so far i only have one here cause i forgot to link the previous ones whoops 😭😭😭

about me

i'm ari. she/her. nicknames welcome. go wild. dude/bro/girl/literally anything is also fine. i use 'lol' and '<3' too much. minor. literally the biggest procrastinator and so disorganised i dare u to find someone worse than me. i'm indian but i live in australia. bengali/north indian idk. band kid :D my pinterest is here. PLEASE DM ME IF U WANT TO. I NEED FRIENDS. IM AWKWARD AND BAD AT MAKING CONVERSATION BUT STILL PLS 😭😭😭

personality/star sign or whatever

according to the mbti test here i am an istp-t. i am also a cancer. i found out my sun, moon and rising signs and the marauders version and i wrote it down and lost it so then i redid it and i lost it again so i can't bother at this point someone help me :(

time zone

Australian Eastern Standard Time (AEST) i think?? SUCK ON THAT AMERICANS AND WHOEVER ELSE EHHEHEHHEHE ;LSDJFSFJIJFDJF;LJ

my music taste

i love taylor swift, conan gray, olivia rodrigo, sabrina carpenter and honestly a lot of other stuff lol. also love bollywood music.

favourite books and authors

i love reading and i'm usually a really fast reader lol. i love harry potter (fuck jkr tho), kotlc, chetan bhagat books, the inheritance games, agggtm, literally all of karen m. mcmanus's books, the divergent series, pjo and hoo, lorien legacies, the selection, powerless, soc, girl in pieces, dictionary of lost words and bookbinder of jericho, all the books by amish, and a bunch of other books.

dni

idk the usual?? if u think ppl arent valid or you're literally an asshole. honestly you all can go get stuffed. idgaf

tag games and shit

yes you can absolutely tag me. i love tag games and chain asks. sometimes i may not get to doing it but i usually will and it makes me so happy when i'm tagged lol

tags

i don't post that much stuff so i don't really have mulitple tags for my posts. anything or any shitposting or thoughts will be tagged #ari's shit. for asks it's #ari gets an ask?

fandoms!

i'm literally obsessed with drarry but i'm mostly part of the marauders fandom. i'm starting to make my way through all of the marauders fics. i love love love hermitcraft. i'm an ethogirl literally who doesn't love etho?? also really into trafficblr. i literally love six of crows so much like omg. desperately trying to get through the magnus archives im only 8 years late haha i also love kotlc sm. (team foster-keefe forever!) i'm low-key in love with keefe sencen cause omg. aaaand also a bunch of other shit but those are the main ones idk bro

i'm bored and this is too long already might as well add more so here are a bunch of userboxes :D

and that's all not because i have self control but because there is a limit to images per post 😭😭😭 i literally had to delete some of my aesthetic images for this soooo

all the above photos are not mine, i got them off of pintrest.

my profile pic is obviously from the makowka picrew here

the beautiful dividers are linked here. these are by @saradika-graphics she is a literal star these dividers are so good

IK THIS IS WAY TOO FUCKING LONG AND I KEEP ON ADDING SHIT MORE SHIT SO IF U ACTUALLY LIKE READ TO THE BOTTOM THIS HERE IS FOR U LMFAO ILYSM <333333

[temporaerthaervaerk]

Reasons why I headcannon Haru from Free! as autistic (some aren't diagnostic criteria but I'm autistic and I relate, so bite me):

He only eats fish (mackerel) ("You like mackerel too much" is a running gag)

He loves water because of the way it feels (sensory seeking)

He's the only one who sees a difference in his swimtrunks (he likes some better because the way they feel/they fit differently) (hyper sensitive sense)

His special interests are swimming and mackerel

When trying to convince others to swim, he mimics the way he thinks you should do it (with no regard to social cues) (masking)

Limited facial expressions (unless it's about swimming)

He doesn't care about swimming time, records and winning

He has a set routine

"I only swim free."

Is often seen providing support by sitting quietly beside people // or engaging in a conversation with his back turned to the group.

Tendency to give entities human feelings ("Maybe the water hates him" // "I thought I should ask water about matter that involves the water.")

Appears blunt but cares deeply (asks outright if people are okay /// "we're not going to discuss it (about something another character finds uncomfortable)" // gives things freely to children)

Straightforward

Takes his promises very seriously

"He's actually looking at the camera for once."

"Knowing Haru he probably doesn’t want to talk to anyone right now."

Trying to understand his feelings through thinking // struggling to name feelings

He never uses his phone // doesn’t bring it with him // "Haru usually doesn’t carry his phone around with him."

He remembers small things about his friends and then gifts really meaningful gifts

When he knows how he feels he shares his feelings openly and without shame (and with an abundance of eye contact used to drive home his sincerity)

He notices people when they're sad // really perceptive // notices differences in behaviour (pattern recognision)

"You're supposed to smile for pictures." // "Haru is always smiling on the inside."

My man does not care about social norms (is always ready for a dip, no matter where he has to strip).

"I don't care about winning," (i love this boy)

"You're too easily impressed, Haru-chan." (Once again, I love him)

As kids Haru sometimes wouldn’t talk, and instead Mokoto would "translate" how he felt (i almost cried 😭)

"You're so cold," (i hate this)

He litterally just went to Australia because Rin asked him to without knowing the language + without doing any planning just trusting Rin– and then felt panicked when he thought Rin left him (... I once went to Italy with a girl because she said she wanted to and I didn’t get that it was meant to be a joke... until we were already in Italy and she told me she it was a joke but she was glad I took it seriously. She planned everything and I just followed along because I trusted her. Rin also said he didn’t expect Haru to agree, so yeah. I don't know)

"It was my first fight (with him)" (relatable dude)

"Hey, c'mon. You could look a little happier... But I guess that reaction is typical Haru." (Seeing someone for the first time in a long time)

"That’s really impressive," Haru says. "Hey," someone else says. "You're supposed to laugh at that!" (Once again, relatable dude. I don't get the joke either)

"What did you talk about?" *Haru answers truthfully* *the other person makes noises of disbelief*

I love him

[borisbubbles]

Eurovision 2024: #27

27. FRANCE Slimane - "Mon amour" 4th place

Decade ranking: 103/153 [Above The Black Mamba, below Marco Mengoni]

Slimane has a very powerrful voice. 🙂

THE RANKING

Okay, FINE. I suppose I can't leave it like that. 🙄 Although I'd much rather would.

So *SLIME*-MANE. There's a lot to unpack and a lot I know most people will disagree with my takes, but oh well. I've ranked Joost low, and Mustii low, so it's only fair the Slimane fans get some scalding hot truth tea splashed in the face from this deluded overthinker. Disliking men is a much more productive way to run away from my problems than simpling them is.

So remember how I spoke about songs designed to Make People Cry? You know I hold emotional extortion in contempt. "Pity" is just a slightly more charitable way of looking down at others, and shouldn't be strived for. These anthems are inherently designed to manipulate the undiscerning into uglycrying while offering very little sustainance. Yep, we're here yet again. Another song that doesn't pass even a tiny bit of scrutiny, except in a language most viewers do not speak.

In fact, I'm pretty sure that "Mon Amour"'s francophoneness is what made many people sleep on the fact that it's not exactly narratively sound. Most people that I've spoken about ESC to that understand French haven't responded well to "Mon Amour" (lol one of my French friends bursting into chat all "SLIMANE REPS US? EW. HIS MUSIC IS SO BORING AND CORNY 😣" hours after Mon Amour's release passed without comment from any of us ♥).

The indifference makes sense when you read the lyrics. It's filled with cliche's that scream "I YEM ZE FR0NCH~", a little bit too much on the nose. If I thought "Évidemment" was bad, this is worse. Lines such as "reviens à Paris" and ''Es-ce-que tu-m'aimes où pas?" are such clichés they feel thoughtless and expected, like someone writing out the monologue on autopilot.

But what sets me off is the overal narrative. Slimane and France have attempted to retcon "Mon amour" as "the story of an artist reaching out to his fans, seeking validation" but that is not what the lyrics read out. Instead, speak of the aftermath of a broken romance, where SHE has had her heart shattered to a degree that she LEFT THE PROTAGONIST'S HOMETOWN FOR AN UNKNOWN DESTINATION AND BROKE OFF ALL CONTACT. Instead of giving her, you know, personal space or time to reflect, or even lick his wounds, he keeps desperately asking her whether she still loves him or not. Dude, I don't know her, and I know the answer is "no". Give it a rest, and move on. Sadly, Slimane didn't move on and spends a full three minutes wailing on about it. "I want her, I need her only her, why doesn't she love me". We know where this ends - with a restraining order and either her or him dead and dismembered inside a dumpster six months later. (Australia's jury of snarky yet emotionally intelligent gays picking up on this and ranking him dead last ♥ bless them ♥)

As you can perhaps tell, the above realizations completely KILL the romantic aspect of the song for me. I cannot, and WILL NOT get into its grief and sadness. All the parties involved should be GLAD it's over.

Instrumentally, the song's just... generic piano ballad, nothing new or innovative here. Dime a dozen, we've heard it before, bla bla bla. "Mon amour" is a nothingburger, an empty vessel for Slimane's vocal chops.

Which brings me to another problem I have with it - I personally don't really care much about technical skill? Eurovision is an audio-visual SONG contest, not a SINGING contest. It is cool that you can nail those masturbatory vocal projections. You're a singer who can sing. "Loud" however is a pitch, not an emotion. It would have been more impressive if you've also discovered the cure of cancer alongside it. (Curing tumors with vocal vibrations. Medical students reading this, get on it so I can be impressed by Slimane.)

Focusing exclusively on that though, is annoying to me. Good Eurovision entrants start with a SONG. "Mon amour" barely classifies as one. End off.

That isn't to say I cannot respect Slimane's vocal for what it was. I mean THIS:

is a feat only a few vocalists can successfully pull off. It is MORE impressive the first time you witness it before the laws of Diminishing Returns kicks in. But it was immensely clever to trial it at Dora and then include it into the song itself - it gives the performance stakes and gravitas, so why not?

However that brought the song's weakness even more to the forefront to me. My logic is the following: if you can pull off such a stunt, then why aren't you the immediate fave to win? Eurovision 2024 was the most open year perhaps of all times, and I'm supposed to believe a voice THIS strong cannot win it by itself? There are enough examples of strong vocals POWERING through merely decent songs (Céline and Corinne Hermès for instance) into a first place. If you can pull that off and still lose doesn't that prove your song is fucking shite?

Going into the contest I was HOPING to get something out of the live besides Big Vocals and also that France wouldn't morph into a direct contender to win (You would HOPE that 2024's varied and exciting line-up was competitive enough as to not crown a vocal projection exercise as its winner), and ultimately, I got both of my wishes because Eurovision 2024 was BORISVISION. I was the meta this year, bitches, and I think fourth place is a perfectly reasonable result for a vocal that strong on a song that nonexistent.

But more importantly, Slimane managed to inject his performance with EMOTIONS and good god I really needed that.

It took a LOT of effort from Slimane for me to recognize that yes, this man is cooking with gas, and his expertise elevates the whole package. "Seductive" is the incorrect emotion for the subject matter but whatever. Ignoring the subject matter is the only way you can enjoy the song, so if that's what one must to do end the night on a high note, so be it. I let it pass, with few regrets.

Like Nutsa, he served enough for me to respect him ~as a performer~ who deserved the result he got. Like "Firefighter", I still have some contempt for the song itself, and there's a strict limit for how Im i'm willing to place it.

Turns out that boundary lies at Marco Mengoni. "Mon amour" always felt like a lazy, soulless answer to "Due vite" for me, and I'm not willing put it ahead, nor to re-examine my stance on DV so quickly after my 2023 ranking. "Due vite" was a song that ultimately wasn't my cup of tea, but it was the superior composition, and deserves a higher mark.

So ultimately, I end with Slimane a bittersweet note. A man with the capability to win the Eurovision Song Contest, yes and who manifested his impending loss with below average penmanship. If the French are looking for someone to blame for not winning once since 1977, they can start with their failure to recognize their 2024 song needed a revamp.

THE RANKING (again)

[bisluthq]

see this is also why I fucking HATE fandom like “no they must’ve met before the bracelet stuff/they met through friends” stuff because it’s not fucking true per them and the real thing is cuter because it’s… I mean like I literally think what happened is he did the bracelet thing, she read about it/heard about it and thought it’s cute, she figured like what a fucking fun distraction at a weird time lol and this guy seems/sounds nice, she got his number from mutuals and… made a play lol. But obviously she wasn’t aiming for anything serious with this dude lol. He wasn’t her type. She was busy and sad. He was busy. He seemed to have a fan crush lol. But… it just fucking clicked and they’ve MADE IT WORK (again MADE IT not like “it’s just been sunshine and daisies ONLY” because it can’t have been?) and seem to be getting stronger and more in love and more serious every month. What a fucking awesome story.// Yeah they definitely made it work when buy all accounts and maybe shouldn't have worked because she was busy on a world tour. Which you're right makes them so much cuter because they both mutually put in the work. I mean what else can you say about Taylor flying from Tokyo to Vegas on the heel of three back to back shows and only ended up staying in the states for 2 days because she needed to get back to where she came from for her Australia shows snd then Travis did the same thing and was only in Australia for a day. Like fact always blows my mind they both mutually saw something in each other that was so special that they put their bodies through the hell of traveling through multiple times zones to only end up spending a couple days together after doing very physically taxting work.

LITERALLY THO.

honestly like even without all her personal crap, an easy out for BOTH would’ve been to be like “I can’t do anything serious for a while but you’re a fun time” and just… texted and hung out privately. Taylor’s done that a lot actually - that was most of her 1989 era. Trav and Taylor did enough of that to be dating when she went to the game. They could’ve never done a public thing (and yes it’s been good PR for both buuuut while I’m sure that was a thought, I doubt it was the first or primary thought?) I think she genuinely wanted to go watch him play - and he’s said he was willing to organize like security and privacy for her essentially and she said no she just wants to do it with him like a normal gf. And she did. And he flew allll over for her because as you say like it made sense not to do that but he was obviously really proud and supportive.

they fucking PUT THE EFFORT IN and that’s why they’re where they’re at.

this is also for that “The One” anon - they could’ve been each other’s The One but just been too lazy or too career focused to do this like they did and if they’d done a more casual thing I doubt they’d be quite as much like… The Ones lol.

It was crazy on both their parts but they WORKED and they made it work 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[quodekash]

GUESS WHO'S BACK

finally time to finish the last fifteen minutes (and one second) of our skyy 2

based on my current track record, itll take about an hour to get through those 15 minutes but its fine, im prepared

or maybe im not prepared. im so scared

hey that rhymed!

okay. stop stalling. time to actually watch it.

holy hell wish me luck

i still dont know how i feel about them

i actually dont remember them much

i think they were really controlling?

WAIT THATS RIGHT I HATE THEM

his dad SUCKS, and his mum said that the only way she would let him become a teacher is if he went to freaking america

why america

COME TO AUSTRALIA INSTEAD

the amount of times that people in thai bls have gone to freaking america instead of australia is astounding

WE ACTUALLY HAVE A GOOD EDUCATION SYSTEM

well... its not necessarily good.

buT ITS BETTER THAN FREAKING AMERICA

WE HAVE GUN LAWS

WE HAVE SYSTEMS AND STUFF THAT ARE MORE SIMILAR TO THAILAND THAN AMERICA

WE'RE CLOSER GEOGRAPHICALLY, AND WE'RE SUPER MULTICULTURAL, PARTICULARLY WHEN IT COMES TO ASIAN COMMUNITIES, SO (i think) YOU'RE STATISTICALLY MORE LIKELY TO FIND PEOPLE WHO KNOW YOUR BIRTH LANGUAGE THAN YOU WILL IF YOU GO TO FREAKING AMERICA

i could rant about this all day but ive only been watching for 30 seconds and its been 12 minutes already so im gonna keep watching

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

DONT APOLOGISE TO THOSE BITCHES

oh. they like him?

hmm...

well i still dont like them

EEEEE

HIS SMILEEEE

HE LOVES HIS HUSBANDDDD

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

dude your eyes are so bloodshot. have you slept??

you should sleep my guy

and no, having sex with your super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot boyfriend does not count as sleep

(pls tell me someone got that reference)

let's be real, that's a really good looking cake

i rly wanna eat it

i want cake now

why is she nodding

are they about to give their approval for marriage?

pls let phuphatian get married

pls let there be a special episode where they get married

i dont want this to be the end of them

i love them too much to say goodbye

it feels a lot like a marriage approval thing

but also... does he love tian the most? or is the one thing he loves most like. his nose hair plucker or something.

ARE THEY GETTING MARRIED OR NOT, IM STILL CONFUSED

i have a question

have they spoken to tian about this? i still dont really understand what theyre talking about, but have they spoken to tian about it?

also: where the hell is tian right now

nooooo

bye bye tul :(

i love you tul

marriage????? maybe???????? im still not sure

okay, okay, okay, so he's turned around, he's not facing phu right now, and when he turns around, phu's gonna be on one knee???? maybe????

DID I NOT JUST

OH MY GOSH

HOLY MCFLIPPING BAJOOLIES

THEYRE ACTUALLY DOING IT???

HE'S TEARING UP

SO AM I

AND SO IS TIAN

I AM SOBBING PROFUSELY

HE DID THE HAND KISS

HE DID THE FREAKING HAND KISS

I AM NOT OKAY

AAAAAAAAAAAA

he interlocked their fingers.

he interlocked their freaking fingers.

GOEJRBSDGOVJKLBERSODUFGJK;LBVERD

GFIU43EWJGKBOPUVWEBRS

I ALWAYS SAY THEYRE HUSBANDS

BUT NOW THEY CAN ACTUALLY BE HUSBANDS

wait

frick

gay marriage still isnt legal in thailand

well... i mean they can technically get married in another country

they should get married in australia

and invite me to the wedding

NO

WAIT

FLASHBACKS???

STOP

STOP IT

I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS

I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR FLASHBACKS

NOOOO IM GONNA CRY AGAIN

its gotten to the point where im sobbing about how short he is

NOOO IS THAT IT???

OH HELL YES TY P'AOF FOR ALWAYS HAVING AN END CREDITS SCENE THING

AWWWW HE'S CONTINUING THE STORY ONLINEEE

they gonna fu-

<3

also we got to see yod again!!

i love them all so much

well. that's the end of me. i am dead.

phutian are officially husbands, and im gonna go cry for the rest of the year

[prettyflyshyguy]

Alright Season 3 lets give it up for season 3 everyone.

Cannot believe this show left me on "How do you know what you brought back it 100% pure Sam?" and I just said to myself

GODDAMN

and then just didn't watch S3E1 for three days

Anyway. Liveblogging spn while I work tonight. We're bringing back the old days where I did this with x files if any of you remember that LMAO

Kicking things off with a bang (and me trying to not post too many rambles about a stupid tv show, so I'm conglomerating my thoughts into big posts instead)

we have S3E1 - The Magnificent Seven

Love this show's deep appreciation for full black contact lenses MWAH

cheffs kiss

Sorry I know I should be focusing on the evil demon smoke going to infect whatever city this is but like. Do you guys actually genuinely have flags out the front of your houses like this for real

Like really. Do your houses really have flags like that.

OH YEAH BABEY SEASON 3 GOT AN INTRO STING GRAPHICAL UPDATE!!!!!!!!!! NICE

He is SO concerned

No one is giving me practical effects like this show is and I'm living for this

I WISH there was more of a scene in australia cause god I'd work as a prop maker for a living if it was a viable career to do more horror aligned stuff here.

They've spiced up the camera work this season and it is FUN!!!!

These two are great I hope they're gonna be regular supporting characters PLEASE

Highly entertaining seeing Dean's superpower of "Flirt with woman successfully" actually used as a utility (bonus points because it's making him uncomfortable)

RARE HAT-LESS BOBBY SPOTTED

Oh.

Absolutely visceral death, but a real damn shame because these two were cool :(

This show has no right just putting jokes like this right after a scene like THAT.

These dickheads are far too fun to be a one off PLEASE

Australian chanting

FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT!!!!!!!!

Alright that was a fun way to start a season. Nice recap. I get it. It'dved been a while since it last aired. I like shitty pissed off Sam a LOT.

Are you tired of being nice Sam? Don't you just want to go apeshit?

Round 2 Electric Boogaloo with S3E2 - The Kids are Alright

Starting strong once again with a callback to Victorian worksafe ads!!

(Victorians know.)

Love that Sam inherited NONE of the lying genes in the family

I'm sorry you cant make the comment "as many as I can squeeze out" (EUPHAMISM) and then immediately smack me in the face with a fucking GUMBY REFERENCE?????!!!!!!!!!

Fuck off I hate this show. Fuck you dean you stupid piece of shit

A FUCKING

GUMBY REFERENCE (how many of you know what that is LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

Look I get it, I do, but c'mon he looks so fucking awkward getting cake while these two women are talking about the explicit details of his prior intimate experience with Lisa from 8 years ago

Like what the fuck did they DO to illicit a reaction as intense as these two women are giving

No I will not suspend my disbelief for the running gag No I'm not taking this too literally NO i don't have a problem with interpreting jokes

The closeup of Dean's face as his brain was doing the dialup tone killed me, then immediately PANIC but don't drop the cake (SAME)

Anyway. Lisa I love you. You're amazing. Please be done justice by this show. Please.

Need you all to know I go through hell (HAR HAR) to watch this show

And I thought my conversations in cafes sounded unhinged to bystanders (LITERALLY had some old dude tell me and a friend we were weirdos as we minded our own business drawing horror art in a cafe hgakjrhgkagh)

HATE that my brain just went "NOT THE SARAN WRAP SKIN" (we don't call it that. Next I'll start pronouncing things more wrong than I already do)

Not the white DS Lite!!!!!!!!

Remember this kid you bullied in highschool? This is them now

Oh this show doesn't pull punches and it has some NICE shots

Anyway bye Lisa I love you I hope you come back soon :(

the running gag of bizarre interior décor hotel room never ceases to entertain me, I'm like a small child

Anyway

ran out of room for more images on this post so. Who knows maybe I'll fuck off or I'll do a part 2 tonight we'll see

[chickenwaffles17]

the MINTerview (an interview with Comet the Magpie)

Q: G'day Comet, how are you mate?

A: Oh, reiterating the fact that we're Australian animals whilst trying to make it seem like we're familiar with each other, are we?

Q: Oh, I'm doing good, thanks for asking Comet. I appreciate the comment about my new socks. You know why you're here, right?

A: Yeah, heard you were interviewing your friends.

Q: I've got some questions here that are generic and some that are more specific, feel free to not answer anything you're not comfortable with answering. That okay?

A: Sure.

Q: Great! Wanna introduce yourself?

A: I'm Comet, Comet the Magpie.

Q: Ha, you introduce yourself like Sonic... What's your favourite colour and why?

A: Green. It's just nice, you know? There's... There's yellowey greens, there's bluey greens, and they're all really cool.

Q: Mhm. What's your favourite food and why?

A: Hmm... Onion rings.

Q: Oh my gosh, I haven't had those in ages, my mouth's watering! Dammit Comet, I just ate, why're you making me hungry all over again?

A: Oh, sorry, Mint.

Q: No, I wasn't being serious... Um, who do you consider your friends?

A: You, uh... Barry.

Q: Oh, Barry the Quokka?

A: Yeah, that guy. I haven't seen him in ages though, apparently he changed his name to something stupid like Prq7qe and got an internship on a train.

Q: *laughing in disbelief* wait, what?

A: Yeah, good old Barry... I mean Prq7qe.

Q: Where were you born? If you can remember, of course.

A: The Mobius equivalent of Australia, dude. Really nice there, been kind of boring without you, though.

Q: Aw, you mean that?

A: Yeah.*Beat*

A: Sorry, was I meant to say something after that?

Q: No, no, uh- how did you obtain your abilities?

A: Don't have any, do I?

Q: Right... Right, you're not interested in fighting or anything, are you?

A: What can I say? I like figuring out my problems with words.

Q: Abilities could also mean, uh, skills? Maybe hobbies if we're being nice?

A: Right, well, I am a bit of a surfing enthusiast - you can attest to that, can't you Mint?

Q: I can.

A: I have a collection of shiny things, I can hold my breath for 2 minutes (comes handy when you're in the water a lot) and I can do a really bad David Bowie impression.

Q: *laughing* oh great heavens, I remember that…

A: *horrendous David Bowie impression* Turn back, Sarah.

Q: *wheezing uncontrollably* Wh- What was your first impression of me?

A: Hm. I reckon it must’ve been mostly positive, can’t remember too much though.

Q: That's okay! What do you regard as your nicest memory?

A: Probably that comedy festival we went to one time.

Q: Oh! Oh my god, I totally forgot!

A: Jesus, when was that?

Q: Obviously before I moved to Green Hill… Oh goodness that first act was horrible.

A: You’ll have to remind me, I’m a little- Nope, I just remembered!

Q: *laughing* Ah! Ah, we’re nearly out of time, crap! I think I’ve only got room for another question!

A: Oh jeez, uh, sorry, go on?

Q: Is a hot dog a sandwich?

A: What the- um… No?

Q: Why?

A: Because… One piece of bread.

Q: ...Thanks Comet, it was great catching up with you again!

A: ‘Welcome.