#eating with knowledge

[dietetiction]

Arroz Caldoso - Caldoso Rice (Soup Rice)

Arroz Caldoso Hay cientos de formas de hacerlo, con ingredientes diferentes, con caldo de carne, pescado, clásico, con toques modernos, aquí se trata de hacerlo fácil y que trabaje el fuego. Para los puristas, el caldo lo podéis hacer con raspas de pescado, como se ha hecho siempre en restauración, lo de las pastillas de caldo es para quienes no quieran esperar, pero también es válido. Así…

[rookschnapps]

welcome to the world

[croaker-explained]

[morganbritton132]

“Can your house really move?”

Wayne is sitting at the bar in the diner nursing black coffee after a long 12 hours at the plant when he’s asked this question. It is followed by a child climbing up on the stool next to him with a serious look, “My dad says you live in a mobile park. Mobile means move. Is your house a car?”

“It’s a trailer,” Wayne tells him, getting a kick out of the question. “I suppose ya could haul it up and move it but I like where I am.”

“That’s so cool,” He says. “I’m Steve, by the way. I wish my house could move.”

“Yeah?”

“Uh-huh,” Steve nods. “I’d move my house all the way to Florida! That’s where Grandpa Otis and my Nonna live.”

“Florida’s nice,” Wayne replies. “Got some good beaches down there.”

Steve pauses to tell the waitress that he’d like ‘one cup of orange juice, please’ before telling Wayne, “Nonna and me go to the beach sometimes but Grand Otis never comes with us ‘cause he was in the war.”

“Grandpa Otis is my favoritest person ever,” Steve gushes. “He’s so funny. Sometimes when I stay with him and Nonna, I wake up and he’s in my room, starin’ at me like a ghost.”

“He says it’s to keep me safe and I feel safe with him,” He continues. “Don’t tell Mama, but one time he showed me his gun from the war.”

“He said I can have it when he dies but I don’t want him to die,” Steve tells Wayne. “Unless he becomes a ghost and lives in my house with me, but he really likes Florida so I don’t want him to die.”

Wayne takes in all this information, flounders a bit because he doesn’t know how to respond to it, and then asks the question he probably should have asked this alone five year old from the beginning, “What are you doing here at seven in the morning?”

“Waiting for the comic book store to open.”

“Where are your parents?”

“At home,” Steve answers and then asks, “Do you know Batman? Let me tell you about him.”

[greenwichtraders]

How fucked up is this?

[pencildragons]

spreading my john gaius was māori space jesus before gideon propaganda: the unimaginably old and vast being from which he comes chose him to save all of humanity and in the end he made a sacrifice of the highest order and was made anew in glory. except he didn't actually sacrifice himself, which is a crucial point that leads me to my second theory: john gaius is evil māori space jesus

[deerspherestudios]

Hi!!

Sorry for any mistakes w this ask it's like 2am where I am-

What would Atom do if we had a panic attack during the escape pod scene and/or the scene w our mangled shipmates and passed out? Or just panic attack at the whole wormy tm situation? Like poor sack of worms (affectionate) would tweak out just a lil i think-

Oh they would tweak out bad!! It expected some resistance and perhaps disgust from you (understandable, not every human enjoys worms) but to have you pass out when they're trying to do a grand romantic gesture is throwing a massive wrench into their plans!!!

Thankfully they have Marcus the Doctor™ absorbed so it somewhat knows what to do when you start showing symptoms of a panic attack, though I highly doubt it'd be very effective?

Either way, if they did manage to calm you down they know they'd have to reel it in if they don't want you freaking out again.

[kaiserouo]

"Huh."

[chubbychiquita]

it's been about a year since i started fostering cats and as of today i have raised and adopted out 50 kittens on my own 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[reality-detective]

Alex Newman 👆

Did you know every insect contains Chitin?

Did you know numerous studies prove that chitin is poisonous to humans? ☠️

Did you know Bill Gates & The WEF have strong ambitions of ensuring you eat bugs?🤔

[dietetiction]

Crema de verduras del cinca - Vegetable cream of cinca river

En su momento usamos verduras desde el Ésera al Isábena y hoy toca el río cinca. Las verduras que utilizaremos serán espinacas, col, apio, nabo, zanahorias y brócoli. Las haremos al vapor para conservar el máximo de sus cualidades y luego haremos una crema ayudándonos de un poco de nata liquida para decorar y añadir un poco más de retinol en el plato. Ingredientes para 4 personas 150 gr de…

[br00kiedraws]

I um totally bought the book of bill and im (very) VERY normal about it totally

[greenwichtraders]

[shanklin]

Stan and Ford share a single brain cell.

Literally.

It’s the very special brain cell that turns the holder into a genius. It also likes to suck up all new knowledge it can find.

You lose the brain cell? You lose the knowledge.

As children no one was sure which one of them was the smart twin. Maybe they both were. Maybe neither.

The brain cell holder switched freely depending on who needed it the most. However, the older they got the more Ford used it.

He actually liked to study and feed the brain cell, unlike Stan who just shrugged and let Ford have it most of the time. It’s not like he needed it for much anyway except for getting a passing grade on a test. 5 minutes were usually more than enough.

This was all fine until it wasn’t. Until Ford did all the work, put all the effort into studying, only for Stan to steal and misuse his efforts whenever it was convenient for him to do so.

And let’s not forget that time when Stan skipped school and took control over the brain cell right when Ford was supposed to give a presentation.

Ford was the main holder of the brain cell. All his knowledge and studies went into it. Without the brain cell he was no longer a genius and he couldn't fall back on the knowledge he acquired.

Needless to say the fall out of that presentation wasn’t pretty and Stan promised Ford not to use the brain cell unless Ford allowed it.

He kept that promise even when he shouldn’t have. He never took control over the brain cell to check if Ford’s project was really still working as intended, because he didn’t want to break Ford’s trust and lose him over it.

After he got kicked out however, the promise meant nothing. Stan still used the brain cell rarely, but he used it. He had to use it to survive, though he tried to only use it in emergencies or when Ford was sleeping and the brain cell was not in use, which as the years went by became a concerning rare occasion.

One time Stan stole the brain cell from Ford and read all books he could find on the importance of sleep and yeeted the brain cell back to Ford, hoping he would get the message.

Another time he spent a day wrestling Ford mentally for the brain cell just to learn how to cook basic meals because their mother was worried about Ford's eating habits.

These occasions were few and far in between. So few in fact that a certain dream demon never quite figured out what was going on. He was however slightly impressed and very frustrated with how well guarded the important parts of Ford’s mind were.

Ford never mentioned it, in part because sharing the brain cell has always been as natural as breathing and in part because he was ashamed Bill would think less of him if he knew that the genius mind he chose wasn’t truly Ford's alone.

And then Bill betrayed Ford and the age old question of who the smart twin was finally got its answer.

It was Stanley. With or without the brain cell Ford knew, Stanley would have never been this stupid. He would’ve seen through Bill from the start.

Ford’s stupidity has doomed the world and Ford has no way to stop it. Bill owned him.

Oh, but he doesn’t own the important part right? He hasn’t cracked the brain cell yet. The one thing he needed to activate the portal was still out of his reach.

Ford has no way to keep Bill out of his mind, but years ago he found a way to keep the brain cell out. It was supposed to be an emergency measure if Stan one day decided to keep the brain cell permanently, but it will now be used for the exact opposite.

So Ford threw the brain cell into Stan’s mind, blocked it with an unbreakable spell from coming back and fell asleep smiling.

Let Bill do whatever he wanted with his mind and body, Ford was useless to him now.

Meanwhile Stan wakes up with the knowledge of how to destroy the world and dull emptiness where his brother’s presence used to be.

Meanwhile Ford, with the math skills of a second grader, drinks a mental smoothie and laughs at Bill flipping his shit over Ford suddenly being an idiot.

“Ah, sorry Bill. Could you dumb it down a little? I have no idea what you just said.”

[mirror-to-the-past]

I'll be real with you, guys. I know it's been only a month in, so it makes perfect sense a large amount of people who haven't been pouring obsessively over details in their spare time haven't seen it yet, but like. I need more talking about the apple feeding scene. I know fandoms that would have immediately exploded and replayed this kind of shit in their head for years afterwards. This is insanity-inducing to me.

[tfh-arts]

Over and over again for a goal no longer in sight