#eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee THEM

[nevasarini]

IM SO EXCITED FOR THEM

to those unaware, look at these critters

[convxction]

SHAKING MY CAGE STILL CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT KRUMB AND HIS IDIOTIC ASS!!!!!!!!! TAKING HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER HAND AND JUST 'PLEASE PUT IT HERE' OVER HIS CHEEK AND HE JUST LOCKS IT BETWEEN HIS CHEEK AND SHOULDER-ISH IDK MAN. THIS IS HIS NOW. YOUR HAND, FORFEIT IT EVEN WHEN HE IS ASLEEP. YOU BY MISTAKE HAVE YOUR ARM NEAR HIM???? GOODBYE. HE WILL BEAR HUG IT. GOODBYE. LMAO YOUR HAIR? MWAHAHA SEEYA~ BOOTIFUL HAIR IS HIS TOO. IF IT IS LONG... (RIP TAKAKO THAT ONE TIME LMAO) forfeit everything to him. you can't say no. how can you say no? i dare you say no. you can't. i challenge you. come on. fight me.

[cairavende]

Worm Arc 14 thoughts through 14.7 (there is too much for one post, I mean I could probably get four to five posts from 14.11 alone):

The team figures out Siberian's whole "is a projection" thing pretty quickly. Good for them.

I really want to know who ripped out page 325 for the "how horrible of a thing have I done that I don't want shared" check. I strongly lean Trickster but I'm not sure. I want more details on the Travelers and TiaV dammit!

Amy is having a bad day. Probably really a continuation of a bad few days. She probably didn't really need those fingers right?

Skitter criticizing Amy in her head for not being "creative" enough with her power is so on brand. Of course my daughter has already detailed out the complex ways she would use a power she doesn't even have. I love her.

I really wish the Undersiders/Travelers combo would stop splitting the fucking party. If they had just sent everyone after Siberian I bet the could have gotten the dude.

I do have have Skitter has gotten to a point where one of her "start of combat" actions is to just make a fuck ton of bug decoys. Almost without thought at this point.

Have I mentioned how much I love the "writing words in the air with bugs to communicate with people"? Cause I do. It makes sense. It would work. It lets her communicate long range. But it's also very silly to imagine. Very Silver Age in the best way.

Then it gets even better! Skitter makes a full blown animation to tell Amy that Siberian is trying to drop a building on her. Absolutely fucking perfection.

Tattletale maybe misjudged ever so slightly in what she revealed to Siberian. The combo of Siberian just flickering out of existence and everyone being like "oh fuck" was very good.

Amy trying to do her bullshit again and Tattletale having none of it, just destroying every argument before Amy even makes them until Amy agrees to come and help. More than makes up for any mistakes Tattletale made with Siberian.

The relay bugs are super neat.

Fucking high speed mutant dog/car chase. Absolutely fucking AMAZING. I loved every part of it. Ending with Sundancer just dropping a 50 foot wide sun on the road.

Tattletale trolling the shit out of Piggot and the heroes gives me life.

Also, Piggot's phone conversation with Tattletale was basically a villain monologue. For Piggot. Just all the shit about why she was doing it, why it was for the best, the coy little "sorry your teammates are gonna die, it's just an unfortunate side effect". All of it. This bitch is evil.

My daughter fucking tying up Crawler with spiderwebs. HOLY SHIT KID. God damn.

Very Mulan "Get off the roof, get off the roof, get off the roof" energy as they all run the fuck away from the bombing zone.

BUG HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUG HORSE BUG HORSE BUG HORSE BUG HORSE BUG HORSE!!!!

AMY MADE MY DAUGHTER A FLYING BUG HORSE I'M DYING!

TAYLOR CAN BE THE (BUG)HORSE GIRL SHE WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE!

It rescues her and she has to teach it how to fly and they form a bond and she saves it and it saves her and and and she gives it a NAME! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

She's only had Atlas for a day and a half but if anything happens to him I will burn the world to the ground. Then I'll find another world and burn it to the ground too.

Firebombs don't really do shit but destroy a chunk of the city, probably kill some civilians, and make the heroes lives pretty fucking hard as they have to rely on the randomness of Clockblocker's power.

Also weren't there supposed to be a bunch of Nazis also getting hit by the bombs? One of the only somewhat maybe kinda almost decent parts of the plan Piggot and they aren't even here!

Piggot's plan is terrible and evil is what I'm saying.

The only reason nearly every hero doesn't end up permanently trapped or whatever inside Cache's bag of holding is cause Skitter was there to keep him from being crushed by a car. Well, Skitter and her bug horse (BUG HORSE!)

Skitter got to shoot Mannequin in the back. Very satisfying even if it didn't do long term damage.

Sucks to be Cache. He's . . . probably fine? I mean at least he got everyone out as he was melting.

Really sucks to be Glory Girl. She is . . . uhhh . . . hmmm . . . not dead. I can at least say that.

I mean Skitter got her to Amy. And Amy did stop her from dying. So like . . . she's probably going to be fine. Yep. Juuuuuust fine.

(Look if Amy wasn't a bitch about giving Atlas a digestive system I might be willing to forgive a lot. My daughters (bug)horse comes first. But Amy didn't so I won't. At least Grue was able to help. He gets a lot of brownie points for that.)

Anyway, Victoria needed to take some time to heal the rest of the way so she left completely under her own free will. And it will never come up again.

Bombin' 2: Electric HOLY FUCK PIGGOT YOU REALLY ARE CRAZY Bombgaloo

Kill a few more civilians and maybe Crawler and Mannequin. Destroy more of the city (including the library!) in a way that will probably never be salvageable (I mean at least some of it is stopped in time for god knows how long). Jack, Bonesaw, and Siberian escape. And because of what was done Bonesaw is going to activate her bio-weapon.

Great job Piggot. Gold star. You fucking did it. You saved the city. You motherfucking idiot.

[trinityviolette]

a little commotion for MY FIRST EVER EDIT eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !><M!<!!!!!!!!!!!!uu[1!!!!!!!!!#K!@!

like to imagine that mc set mr sallow up for a little wand tussle in the broom closet during a late night common room party :>

@dvinaamesca on both tik tok and here on tumblr created the 3rd and 6th image used in this. MY GOD THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL DAMN

^^^^please give them the phattest support thank you

[stxrryclusterthinks]

YOU KNOW THE BASTILLE SONG

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I FUCKING LOVE ICARUSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WDFBRWHJFBHJBFHRBFJWBFHRJWVNEHJBVEJRBFRWJFBRWHBFRGJBRWJ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOLY SHIT YEAH ?!?@?@?? UCHFNC

I love bastille, and Icarus DON'T GET ME STARTED

That song gives me so much writing encouragement and sooo many writing ideas I don't know what to do with them !!!1!1!!!!

^ The song if anybody is curious !

OH

ALSO THEIR SONG POMPEII HOLY CRAP I LOVE THAT ONE TOO

The other song in question ^ :]

[teddybeartoji]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARII WE ARE MEANT TO BE

a pillow fort with a cat plushie........ ari you're killing me you're so cute

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LITERALLY GOT SOOOOO EXCITED WHEN I SAW YOUR ANSWER HEHEHEHEH I LOVE UQUIZZES SM

solder, poet, king - everything is so prince!gojo and knight!reader i feel like i am truly losing it (in the best possible way) AND OUR ANSWERS TOOOOOOOOO FUCK "the world is something that was put into your hands and that you must deal with - so you will." incredibly prince!gojo coded what the actual fuck i can see the vision very clearly whewwww

(i put my answers here bc maybe u wanna know what they said too hehe)

the soldier - "there will come a soldier who carries a mighty sword he will tear your city down" righteousness. strength. violence. you see a door and break through it. you wonder, sometimes, if anger is the only thing you can feel. remember: love is passion too. you made your own rules and will follow them to death. you try and forget that there is only one rule, and that is "FIGHT". you are tired of fighting. you try to forget that, too, and keep going. you dream of quiet. your love is where you heal. god knows you deserve to.

violent - harsh words and cold glares. painful in the way that your heart burns but can never seem to seek for something better. it is the way you would walk through glass to see a smile, or claw at your own arms just to satisfy another, give and never take for the guilt that comes with wanting is suffocating. emotionally draining and a forever ache that you can't escape.

ARI AND MICKEY WITH SOFT AND VIOLENT LOVE ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMM i'm so giddy it's so cool and i feel like that gives such a good insight to our little prince n knight universes too aaaaaaaaaaaaaa "familiar huffs of laughter" vs "you'd walk through glass to see a smile" BRO

and the ones you sent me!!!!!!!!!!! SO GOOD I LIKED THEM A LOT (please if u find any more do send me!!!!!!! i wanna do them with u) these were crazy though but just like u, i did resonate with them.... a lot.............. i think it's funny how just before i got the "violent" answer and now this "you're spring flowers" maybe i'm just waiting to bloom, hm? and hello "maybe they'll make great ard about the spectacular way in which you burned" :DDDDDDDDDD why am i getting a soul read please please please let me rest (i'm twinning with my little knight)

JJK GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND YAYYYYY (the knight and princess option in the gf version...................... did they know we were coming orrr?????) heheheheh this were so cute though utahime is so kiss kiss kiss i wanna boop her nose and make her blush and oh? what's this? satoru gojo you say? hm? who would've guessed........ GOJOOOOOOO NATION LET'S GOOOO literally tek it started playing when i was taking it a match made in heaven i think

and as it happens - i do have another one just for you my beloved!!

what form of love do you embody?

"what are we made of but hunger and rage?" like they're actually out to get me ari please i need saving (omfg i love this quiz sm)

OKAY LOOK I'M SORRY I KEPT DOING THE STUPID QUIZZES AND I FOUND ANOTHER REALLY COOL ONE AND I JUST IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF YOU (i'm moving into your inbox i live here now) no but fr i thought it was so cool and their poem lines were so fcking good???????????? woww

i got violent; "it is the way you would walk through glass to see a smile"; "give and never take for the guilt that comes with wanting is suffocating" THIS QUIZMASTER IS COMING FOR ME a bit life-changing quotes though i hope this person is having such a good day omfg

https://uquiz.com/quiz/evn4G3?p=6133991

- @softgirlgonehaywire

NEVER APOLOGIZE MICKEY I LOVE UQUIZZES LIKE I LOVE NOTHING ELSE ON THIS PLANET its literally my love language u know the way to my heart <3333 FEEL FREE TO MOVE IN i will make my inbox cozy just for u. i can leave a pillow fort in the corner. a cat plushie . make urself at home <33

BUT okok ive done the soldier/poet/king quiz before bUT i did it again (and realized how ihtctaot coded it is that kinda stung huh) and!! i got :D

… the king!! hehe. dare i say prince!gojo coded.. u see the vision i know i can trust u. ”you are tired of being steady” ohhhh they are coming for our LIVES mickey………

AND AND ANDDD the other quiz was soso lovely i adored it!! i loovveeee quizzes w lots of pinterest image / song lyric questions they r my favorite ever <33 THIS RESULT WAS SO CUTE TOO WAHH (AND THE WAY WE GOT VIOLENT/SOFT…. the ari/mickey parallels r once again unparalleled)

THAT WAS SO FUN TYSM MICKEYY… if u have any more quizzes at any point PLEASE break in i lovelovelove taking uquizzes ppl send me and also forcing other ppl to take uquizzes i like!!

… so ofc i had to return the favor:

what are you to your friends?

what highly specific emotion are you?

i hunted down two of my fave quizzes <3 hope u enjoy them hehe. i think theyre so fun n wellwritten. these were my results!! (i resonated a lot w them tbh….) i wanna know urs so bad too!!!!!

(AND ALSO just as a side thing. if u r interested here are my top recs for jjk bf and gf quizzes <33 i got shoko and gojo life is good i think the results r soso cute and real)

[a-curse-of-ravens]

Most of the time I have to resist the urge to post “wow I’m gay”, ‘cause my mind just decides frequently at random intervals that I should make that post. Usually in relation to nothing in particular other than the fact that I am wlw and I should make that post, in fact, it should have been my 23rd post that day containing in some way that sentiment.

So, here I go~ Damn, I sure am one gay lesbian. Gosh, hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgayisme

[mothbagel]

now that we are mutuals it is mandatory I ask you to tell me the name of one of your blorbos so I can draw them

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOLY SHNITZEL THANK U THAT MEANS A LOT uh okay hmmmmmm

...............................either Rorschach (watchmen) or P03 are my main babygirl husbands blorbos

But, seriously thank you :)

WHAT ABOUT U I EXTEND THE OFFER TO U AS WELL

[lightspren]

I got earplugs that are for frequently use and just supposed to quiet things, not completely block out, and tbh I can’t decide if it’s better or worse.

pros: less Sounds

cons: the tinnitus is not at all dampened bc there are fewer other Sounds so I’ve just go eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee happening

still gonna keep trying them out tho

[lostmykeysie]

just got the notif, very excited for the first chapter😎😎😎 perfect timing bc i just finished my work and can now devote the rest of my day to obsessing over this

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee babe you have to come back and tell me what did you think (you don't HAVE to) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also we love a perfectly timed moment and we deserve them every day xxxxxxxxxxxx

[sad-boy-hank]

Oh yeah! While I remember

Could you tell more about the bitties? I've found them to be intresting and would love to learn more about them! Like,

how do the group's form and act? Do some do hunting for food and other needed things while others take on a more caring role? And how dose this play into owners of the bitties

What's the best parings for having more than 2 bitties?

A more funny question of: what if the trio had bitty versions of themselves, how would that play out? Haha

Bitty assign me if you can, I know you don't know a lot about me (would like to get to know you more, you seem really fun and cool!!) But still curious from what you do know of me what bitty you'd give me

Many questions but I am just so curious

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE QUESTIONS OKOK-

1.

Bitties are social creatures, with colonies and colony heirarchies. Unlike cats, wild communities are to be left to their devices, as bitties fit a special niche in their respective ecosystems and if taken away, could be detremental to the native prey populations. Most bitties are highly territorial, and groups tend not to exceed 10 members or less. The eldest pair of bitties in a colony are deemed the alphas, and act as parents and leaders to their groupmates. They, along with the young bitlings, are fed first because of their status and importance in the colony. At the age of 10, bitlings have matured enough to leave their colony and form their own.

2.

If deciding to have more than one bitty, careful consideration should be had. All bitties should be compatable, have proper enrichment and food, and should be given a healthy amount of attention. Handlers, when asked, tend to agree that phoobs, audis, and gesties make the best trio. Audis tend to be standoffish, but are not outright aggresive twords others, and phoobs and gesties are naturally quite affectionate towards eachother, forming a master/pet relationship.

3.

Hank would treat his bitty self much like a cat, occasionally babying it but still treating it with care and affection.

Deimos would see this as an opportunity to gain another member of this fucked-up found family. He probably plays mariokart with his bitty-

Sanfo just adores his mini self, treating it like his own son. He makes powerful soups from broths you couldn't understand with his adopted kiddo <3

4.

Not only because you like the character, but also because he'd be a great fit- you get a Tortie! You mentioned being starved for affection, and torties love to give. They constantly cuddle up to and coo at their owners, regarding them as idols to be looked up to. They can purr quite loudly when in distress or when sensing distress, easily soothing you when you get frightened or overwhelmed.

[crystalirises]

The Bloodline of a Warrior

Uncle Technoblade I guess *yeet*

Ao3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28886223/chapters/76360619

His breath came out in white smokes, the air tinted with the stench of metal. With no enemy to watch him crumble, he fell to his knees, a hand clutching the lead that was tied to Carl. The horse nudged him, his crown falling off his head and into the soft and red-stained snow beneath. His heart beat wildly in his chest, the voices in his head circling and screaming for more. They could never be satisfied, could they? His throat tightened, the sword that he had wielded falling from his hold. In his ears, he could faintly hear one single loud pop, the communicator that hung by his belt pinging out a death message for all the land to see. That would instill fear on anyone who dared to come near his home again. They had threatened to take his horse, and he’d be damned if he’d let them do so. One pathetic life was enough to pay for their atrocities against him. He’d take that small meager sacrifice over slaughtering them all for daring to threaten the Blood God.

He heard muffled footsteps behind him, a gasp before a figure raced forward. Techno lifted his head, watching Tommy, his younger brother, pull an unconscious Tubbo into his arms. His bones ached, but he forced himself to a stand. He let Tommy dote over Tubbo, checking for any injuries that could prove fatal, not that Techno had dared to inflict such a grievous wound on his already on-one-life younger brother. He shivered, knowing that one of Tubbo’s deaths was his doing.

He staggered forward, pausing before his unconscious nephew who had been the first to be taken down. He kneeled, unclasping his cloak before wrapping it around Fundy’s trembling shoulders.

“N-no… please…”

He huffed, groaning as he pointedly ignored Fundy’s murmurs. He slid his arms beneath the man’s shoulders and knees, pulling him into his hold before heading towards Tommy who had pulled Tubbo onto his back. The ram hybrid’s arms dangled uselessly, small horns pressing into the back of Tommy’s head who winced each time he tried to move forward. Techno raised a brow, adjusting his hold on Fundy so that the fox hybrid was resting on one of his shoulders. Tommy flashed him a smile - though it appeared more like a grimace - as Techno pulled Tubbo onto his other shoulder. He rolled his eyes at the sudden onslaught of screams in his head, the voices going wild as he and Tommy made their way back to the cabin. Tommy had wrapped his own cloak around Tubbo’s shoulders, glancing ever so slightly in Techno’s direction as they got nearer to the cabin. He could see the question and concern in his brother’s eyes. He ignored it.

As they reached the cabin, Techno took a moment to glance back, a small lilt forming on his lips as Carl went back inside his stable. Tommy, unfortunately, was impatient and pulled the front door open so roughly that it banged against the side of the wall. He refrained from rolling his eyes before entering the warm cabin, the door closing behind him as Tommy followed after.

He gently laid Tubbo on the couch, his brother immediately latching onto the ram hybrid. A warm feeling bubbled in his chest from the sight, content to know that at least five out of six of his family were now underneath his protection. He’d have to sneak into New L’Manburg to get Phil out but soon they’ll all be back home, where they should be. Techno shook his head at the thought, willing himself not to go overboard with the idea. Quackity would either return to fight him once again or he’d reinforce the security of New L’Manburg, either option would require dutiful planning and Techno couldn’t let himself fall into a sense of early victory. He turned his affectionate gaze away from his two brothers, turning to place his nephew on a chair.

A cool breeze drifted past him, a flash yellow appearing at the corner of his eye. He didn’t acknowledge his twin’s presence, unsure if he could bring himself to look at the ghost of what was once his brother. It had always been that way since Ghostbur had first come to visit him.

“Fundy!” The ghost lunged forward, arms wrapping around the fox hybrid who jolted awake the moment Ghostbur pulled him into an embrace. Techno winced, backing off immediately as his nephew’s gaze turned towards him. He’d be lying if he were to say that he wasn’t hurt by the fear in Fundy’s eyes, but it was to be expected. He did hit him over the head with the butt of an axe.

‘Furry awake?!’

‘He scared hahahahhaha’

‘Lol imagine getting hit with an axe, couldn’t be me.’

‘Furry pog!’

‘EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’

‘GHOSTBUR!’

‘LOOK AT TUBBO AND TOMMY!!!’

‘No execution? Not pog.’

‘Kidnap family arc? Pog???’

‘BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD’

“Hey, furry! Who’s fucking bright idea was this?!” Techno stumbled as Tommy pushed past him, grasping Fundy by the shoulders before shaking him - though not cruelly. Fundy blinked, surprise filtering in his eyes. Fundy moved forward, wrapping an arm around Tommy’s shoulders before pulling his uncle into a hug. Techno tried not to smile at the display of affection, preferring to watch Tommy sputter curses despite holding onto Fundy just as tightly. It had been a while since their family has had the time to simply… hug it out, and though Techno was not all great at reading the situation, he’d have to assume that Tommy missed Fundy as much as Fundy had missed him. “You fuckers, who told you two you could fucking ambush Techno and not get fucking decimated in an instant? Why? Guess I took the only brain cell when I got exiled.”

Fundy let out a weak laugh, still curled up into himself as he looked past Tommy and towards Techno. He held his nephew’s gaze, ignoring his twin brother’s ramblings as Ghostbur flitted about. The fox hybrid opened his mouth, hesitating before, “Why… Why are we still alive?”

Fundy looked over at Tubbo.

He understood why it was asked, but it didn’t hurt any less.

“My home is your home. I’ll protect all of you with my life… you’re safe with me, Fundy.”

‘You’re safe with me.’

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Clarification: I guess this is slightly dubious cause Fundy and Tubbo might not want to stay there... Also yes Fundy is very much also responsible for the Butcher Army thing. I'm not pinning the fault here on only Quackity. All three members share the blame, it just so happens that Techno in this one-shot cares more for his family than in canon. So I'm sorry Quackity...

[anadorablekiwi]

I love it SO MUCH 💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜

I legit just keep staring at it, this art brings So Much Happy 💖💞💖💞🫂🫂🫂

For you <3 <3 <3

I hope you have an awesome day tomorrow and feel better soon <3

ALSKSHDALDKA THEM

THEY’RE SO ADORABLE YOUR ART IS AMAZING THANK YOU THANK YOU AHHHHHHHHHH

Thank you so much Tellie, i love it so freaking much AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[thatqueerchoirkid]

I love them

AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RFDGFNKM,SGDFAOFJKLDGNMSBEFIGUSJKLGNMDBIODMGNHKLMGDF AS GS JNKFMAHKJLFA,FSDOJKLNMAFSD I LOVE THEM TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIVE THEM ALL PATS ON THE HEAD FOR MEE SRGDJNKGSDKGFJKLSDFBUSDFJKLNFSHDJKANSFDAJKADMFN WEEERESGARW3EAWJNKM, RBJNKSM, EFR EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RSENKAEMSFNKUHKSEFDGHASMLDFBUHKLFHSDMKLSD

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 23.12.20 lb

V is talking about helping out some destitute mothers and riddhima is like omgggggggggggggg, he wanted the money to help them outtttttttt 😭😭😭 man, she’s suchhhhhhhhhh a fucking idiot. changes her opinion at the drop of a hat; as long as she had heard just “mera kaam” she was like OMG HE WANTS TO BLOW UP THE PLACE, the moment he said “gareeb maaon ki madad” she’s assumed that allllllll the 5 crore he’s asked for are purely for charity. sis, the middle road, have you everrrrrrrrrrr heard of it???

now she’s convinced ki yeh vihaan nahi vansh hai. because apparently only vansh holds the opinion that gareeb maaon ko madad karni chahiye............. no one else in the world has such charitable thoughts???? re devaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

everyone is dancing, and vansh is just standing there checking his phone. lmao, meeeeeeeeeeeeee.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🥰🥰🥰

anyway, dadi brought riddhima to him and now they shall have the *~~~~~third~~~~~~* OTT dance performance in 24 hours. why don’t you channel all this energy into some competitive ballroom dancing or something. at least that’s a productive use of your time, unlike........... everything else you losers do all day.

but they hot, so i’m not reallyyyyyyyyy complaining. yeah babiesssss, press up against each other and run your hands alllllllllllllllll over. mmmmmmhmmm.

EYE SEX EYE SEX EYE SEX  EYE SEXXXXXXXXXX

light chali gayi. the oberois ke zamaane ka ghatiya fusebox abhi tak badla nahi tum logon ne??????????

kabir and vansh are missing.

ok we found one of them.

aaaaaaaaand he’s activated the bomb.

ok i can’t watch this santa shit without cringing, so imma fwd to when the action happens.

RIDDHIMA LOOKING AT SANTA AND SAYING IT’S VIHAAN’S CHAAL. SIS.............................. YOU CAN’T TELL FROM A SINGLE LOOK AT THIS PERSON THAT IT’S KABIR?????????????? I............. HADH HOTI HAI BEWAKOOFI KI.

kabir!santa is giving dadi gift and riddhima’s making her way towards them.......................

................ when she’s intercepted by a whole other santa, who’s a chappal chor.

how the fuck vansh!santa know that there’s a bomb in her shoe anyway???????????????

EITHER WAY I’M DYING OF SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT SEEING VISHAL AND RRAHUL IN THE WORST SANTA BEARDS EVER SO I’M FWDINGGGGGGGGGGG

this episode just wants to fucking kill me by cringe. pls god stop doing this to my hot boys. please. 

he’s taking off the santa suit anddddddddddd..........

(i know we’re all very excited at the prospect of V taking his shirt off, but please note, ki kabir!santa has switched out for mummy!santa. how??? no one knows or cares.)

also, i wish my skin healed that quickly from the 20 bumps and bruises and mosquito/chandler bites i get in a day.

lmao the camera just did a TIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTT closeup into his lower back and while i am delighted, i also wish it was framed a lil better so i could also see dat ass in those pants. 🍑🍑🍑

anyway riddhima is like:

poora outfit pehen ke hi bhai bolega. till then we have to stand here and watch him getting dressed. again, i’m not complaining, but i would prefer the reverse..............

ishani’s like riddhima ke shoe mein bomb?!?!?!!? whattt?!?!?! who could do such a thing???? whooooooo would wanna kill riddhima?!?!? lmaooooooooooooo as if her own bitch ass (along with every single other person in this house other than dadi) hasn’t been trying to fucking murder riddhima on a daily basis. y’all have some nerve looking this shocked.

he’s like i know who did it, vansh knows everything blah blah, i hacked everyone’s phones and it took me time but i found out who purchased bomb making materials........ EXCUSE ME BUT EVERYONE IS VERY VERYYYYY CHILL AND NON-BOTHERED ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE HACKED THEIR PHONES????? THEY’RE JUST USED TO IT, HUH, LIVING IN THIS SURVEILLANCE STATE THAT IS UNDER THE DICTATOR VANSH RAISINGHANIA????? THEY’RE LITERALLY LIKE DEAR LEADER NE KIYA HAI, TOH ACHCHE KE LIYE HI KIYA HOGA..................

anyway he found a piece of the sandal heel somewhere, and idk how but understood ki it’s riddhima’s sandal and that’s the one with the bomb and oh my god this is the stupidest fucking episode of this show i’ve seen so far, and that’s really saying SOMETHING,coz every episode of this show is a new and unique type of stupid.

anyway, long story short.................

this..... i......... god. this stupid fucking show. the explosion wasn’t THAT long also ki allllll this coulda happened without anyone noticing.

anyway Mummy did it coz she knows one of them gonna get fucked up rn and if kabir is thrown out, there’s no way back for him. she can do emotional drama blah blah.

Mummy doing maaaaa wali drama ki riddhima insulted my kokh ka sagaaaaaa, so i did this blah blah and lmao vansh like list khol hi dii hai toh pooori ki poori ginwa deta hoon ki kya kya paap kiye hain kabir ke naam pe.

ooooooooooooooooooooop. OG Maa ka murder waala sach baahar aa gaya. how he knows? no1 currrrrrrr.

didi ko finally realize ho gaya ki this her main man, not a humshakal.

bhai ALSO realizing ki this his main man, not a humshakal.

mummy doing acting and kabir also joining in with support role ki nahiiiiiiiiiiii, it can’t beeeeeeee. (vishal doing some solid acting in this scene, he really deserves so much more from this show than these bits and pieces to perform.)

vansh like achchaaaaaa????? tu bada bol raha hai........ ab bol.

kabir be like ab toh aadat si hai mujhko aise jeene mein; har hafte, do hafte isne merepe bandook nahi taani toh thoda off sa feel hota hai mujhe. like he doesn’t really appreciate or value me anymore. iss se apnapann lagta hai.

anyway vansh like, ok anyone wanna tell me the truth NOW?

yup. feeling very truthy rn, with a gun pointed at raja beta’s kanpatti.

oh man, poor baby. he knew it, but still couldn’t be easy to hear it.

someone hold her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

these two be like daaaaaaang, we gotta up our game if we wanna survive in this house. our plans are all hella weak and amateurish compared to the shit going on here.

december be the month that dadiiiiii really came into her own with the slapping. errrrrryone getting slapped around here. lord when will she slap the fuck outta vansh for HIS never-ending bs, that’s the episode i’m waiting for with bated breath. 

she’s yelling at vansh to call the police and curiously...................

INTERESTING. VERY INTERESTING. that he’d trust kabir of allllllllllll people to arrest his own mom?????????????? seems hella sus to me, girls. kuchhhhhhh toh gadbad hai. either vansh has more of a plan to make these two’s jeena mushkil, ya *excited gasp* KABIR AND VANSH ARE A TEAMMMMMMMMM FROM THE START. (i know it’s not the case. they’ll never give me that. but a girl can hope. i would die of happy if it came true!)

kabir doing some ghamasaaaaaaaaan acting about how he’s heartbroken that his own mom is a criminal, yadda yadda yadda, MY QUESTION IS, WHEN DID HE EVEN GET REINSTATED TO DUTY, THAT HE HAS THE RIGHT TO ARREST HER???? I’M TELLING YOU THIS IS ALL SO SHADY AS HELL.

ofc dadi is due for a swooning fit now.

uss confusion mein..........

sis, you really need to go to therapy about this fucked up tendency you have to keep jumping in front of bullets for this dude. like......... ppl want to shoot him for a reason. it’s coz he deserves it. how many you gonna intercept like this????? like, let him also catch a bullet or two once in a while. it’ll knock his akad down a peg or two.

anyway yeah. he finally fucking told her.

[a-cupof-jo]

'boss babe' EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE yes i am boss thank u bae kith kith bUT YOU ARE THE CEO OF BEING CUTE 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 aLSo mARk look so cute too in the gif im-

Boss babe 😎😎😎😎

I am not the CEO of being cute. that is also you. I dont make the rules I just enforce them.

Mark's the cutest let's be real 🥺🥺🥺