#efc

[mira2real]

AHHHHHH I LVOE ELDERSHADOWWWW

[underwater-i-will-go]

my favourite ever everton player leaving yeah we knew that already

[lounesdarbois]

Fluctuat

Mergitur

[jessethegoat]

Sean nooooooo

Sacking the manager few hours before kick off is diabolical.. I hope the club will be relegated to League 2

[millythegoat]

what is Macca doing here?

[fitfootballers]

Dominic Calvert-Lewin 🔥

[martynrandles]

[sucka99]

[none-ofthisnonsense]

*rattling the bars of my cage* LET ME OUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE ENCHANTED FOREST CHRONICLES

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

My All-Time Premier League SCOUSE XI

Keeper was a tough one I'll admit.

Carra and Coads would be the old reliables at the back. Both great at those long ranged pings and both amazing moaners.

Abundance in creativity at full-back. Lot of playmaking balance too; Bainesy does those runs to the byline while Trent likes to invert and pinpoint a pass.

Stevie G will boss that midfield and be wherever you need him to be. He'll dictate play from deep and hit worldies from 40 yards out. He'll win us some finals on his own.

Curt and Barkley will be the high-energy engine room. Both great ball carriers and pressers, with Curt's positional genius and Barkley's technique.

Macca's the elegant advanced playmaker while Wazza viciously dominates defences. Good mix of finesse and power on the wings, and both of them are criminally versatile too.

God is up top, eating taps-ins for breakfast and scoring hat-tricks in his sleep. The most natural of finishers on the end of every chance.

What do yous think? Who'd I leave out?

[underwater-i-will-go]

walker to everton rumours make me feel worse than keane's departure

[lounesdarbois]

[jessethegoat]

Terrorist of the week

Clown of the Week

[millythegoat]

Pickford just saved Haaland penalty! (I mean, it's not a good penalty anyway, he shot it in the middle, so it's not an impossible save) but still! 👏👏👏