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good stuff tbh

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emails suck. unless they are from ao3, then they are the best thing to ever happen to me

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not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

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i love me a stupid and random fic idea. these always hit the hardest.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68754296

what a stupid thing.

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contain ur gay ass

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We are BACK back.

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close enough. welcome back, princess diana.

see i do criticise him when he needs to be criticised and him first half yesterday was kinda abysmal. but with only o'brien and patterson on his side for support, i'd be the same. first goal was completely on travers, second completely on o'brien being unable to set his foot right.

o'brien is not the answer, not when he doesn't have tarkowski or branthwaite on his side. not good.

he was brilliant second half, with the later support of tarkowski anyway.

yeah though. yeah. very necessary to show this, too. and how insanely see through our new away kit is.

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everything in sports is about sex. except sex. which is about winning

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NEW FIC ALERT ‼️

first ever time i decided to turn a fic into a series. given that it's the pl summer series, pun intended. it also somehow ended up ... too long so here's the first chapter.

(also, yes, it's an unofficial sequel to touchdown in washington. so if you're new here, i recommend reading that one first. yes it's block text. i have evolved past this ever since, it's been a while.)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53851975

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do you find saka sexy and would u write him in fics

i actually have one written i never published from like 2023. might debut it if you'd like that 🫶🏻

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don't you ever dare fucking with the version of me that is in the possession of a 3 pixel video of michael keane adjusting his captain's band btw

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happy one year anniversary since we played coventry away in a preseason friendly and lost 3-0 but michael captained for the entire second half and looked like this and i didn't know it yet as it happened, but it would later on change the whole trajectory of my life.

it would rattle me so bad that i ended up pulling an all nighter though i worked a nine hour shift the next morning. would do anything to relive that night.

it might only make sense if you're me.

or not if you have two working eyes.

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he's genuinely so fucking silly i fucking love him u know.

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new pinned post. i had to do it.

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any comment on your man eating sunflower seeds whole

he's a big toddler i didn't expect anything else from him tbh

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the moment this happened we all knew he wouldn't let us down