#ehehe ... ehehe heh h ...

[hiercphant]

🗣 speak ur truth kal ( june has tomatoes ready )

“  june's. . . yeah,  she's  alright.  nothing  like  cilla.  i  honestly  can't  believe  they're  related.  we  got  inducted  into  the  dionysia  at  the  same  time,  and. . . my  fuckin'  god  —  she  used  to  piss  me  the  fuck  off,  at  first.  interrupted  me  constantly.  she's  always  up  everybody's  ass  about  '  keeping  it  civil. '   like,  i'm  trying to.  not  my  fault  everyone  else  in  the  club  is  a  fuckin'  knucklehead. . . but  anyways,  we're  cool  now.  she's. . . nice.  she's  smart.  ——  although,  she  always  steals  my  fuckin'  pens. . .  ”

[lxnarphase]

━━ ❝ ah-ah, barbie, you're so fine! ❞

special treatment : thighs edition

☾₊‧⁺...ft. : kamo choso + itadori yuuji + higuruma hiromi + ryomen sukuna

☾₊‧⁺...cw : pussy eating, facesitting, somnophilia, dirty talk, fingerfucking, overstimulation, praise kink, degradation, desperation, oral fixation, squirting, creampie, choso being whiny, yuuji being a little shit, yuuji is 21yrs & a college student, hiromi being pussydrunk, sukuna being whipped

✧ k. choso : poor choso, ever since the first time he's gotten a taste of what's between your thighs, he's begging you every day just to eat your cunt. but today? today must be a bad day, because choso is desperate. his already between your thighs, whimpering and whining as he mouths at you through your underwear, tears in his eyes as he begs you to give him a little taste. once you do, his eyes are rolling back just from the first lick.

"you taste so good, fuck, so good, thank you, thank you, mmph, so delicious, i can't get enough." "can you cum again? i know it's been 4 times already, but please? please, please, pleaase, pretty thing, i need itttt..." "oh my goddd, you're cumming? yes, yes, cum on my tongue, pretty please, i'll fuck you so good after, just keep cumming, don't hold back." "stop-stop running away, i know your pretty pussy is all sensitive b-but i just, i can't stop...but you know you can say the safeword and i'll stop, right? ...what? you-you like being overstimulated...? fuck, fuck, okay, let me make you squirt on my tongue then i'll fuck you good, okay?"

✧ i. yuuji : yuuji's always been a smug little shit whenever it came to teasing you. what starts off with him tickling you and blowing raspberries into your stomach turns nto hot kisses against your stomach that let down to the waistband of your underwear as he pushes your shirt up higher on your body. he can't help but grin up at you when he notices the wet spot on your panties from his little kisses.

"d'awww, bunny, y'so cute! look at how wet you are. is that 'cus of me? ehehe, i know, i know, teasing is mean, but i can't help it...you're just so adorable." "y'know i can practically feel your heartbeat whenever i kiss it? mhm, i can feel that, pretty girl. don't cover your face, baby, you're so cute!" "your thighs are so soft. i could stay between here forever, fuck goin' to classes or missions, i'd rather just eat you out until you pass out." "open up these legs a little more, let me get my fingers in there...thereeee we go, such a pretty lil' bun, aren't you?" "you're so messy! did i do this to you? yeah? aww, my pretty girl likes meee! i felt how you squeezed on my fingers! so cute!

✧ h. hiromi : ever since you made a comment about his nose, saying 'doja is right about big noses' in passing to him, hiromi has been curious. curious enough to the point where he looks it up, seeing the video of said woman. so, you wanted to sit on his face and grind on his nose, hm? you've never sat on his face before but he was sure to change that.

"i don't care if you think i'll die, i want you to sit on my face. i'm giving you the chance to either have control of your pace or let me do what i want with you. so, what's your decision?" "see? it's not that bad, angel, you forget your husband isn't some weakling...now c'mon on, get yourself right over my mouth, let me taste you." "god, you're so beautiful like this. i need you on my face more often, you're dripping all over my mouth...such a good girl for me." "heh...i knew you said my nose was perfect for sitting on but i didn't realize it would get you this riled up. go ahead, sweet thing, you can keep grinding that clit on it...just like that, just let me make you feel good." "good lord, i never wanna leave between your thighs. so fucking sweet, shit, angel, you've got me wrapped around that pretty finger. c'mon, let me devour you all night, i'll let you get up when i'm done."

✧ r. sukuna : getting sukuna to lay on his back without him instantly taking control of the situation was easier than you thought. hell, even crawling up higher so that you were hovering over his face was too. but little did you know, sukuna was intrigued, liking the side of you where you would just take control of him, knowing that only you had the right to do that...especially if it meant he got to eat you until you soaked his face.

"you know i should kill you for thinking you can just sit on my face like i'm some kind of personal chair. i am the king of curses, not a piece of furniture...what? ...hm. i guess you do look...good over me like this." "...huh? sorry, i wasn't listening. when are you going to sit on my face? you keep blabbering, but i can see the way that sticky cunt is dripping for me. are you gonna just let it go to waste?" "oh. shit. you've been holdin' out on me, haven't you, diamond? shit, i can see all of you from down here...nah, keep grinding on my face, little one, use me for your pleasure...let me see you cum on my mouth." "such a fucking slut. my mouth is coated in your cum, but you still wanna keep going? my tongue that good for you?" "no, no, i'm not letting you back down until you beg, diamond. tell me how badly you want me to fuck your pussy with my tongue...hm. good enough."

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[somegirlontheinternet135]

Ok but, how cool would it be if there was a click & point adventure game and dating sim based around The Beasts

Like, imagine you, the player, woke up in a dark, unknown forest. You don't know how, or why, you got there, but one thing's for sure, you don't want to stay for long, who knows what kind of horrors could be lurking in the darkness. . ? Quickly you make use of the environment, gathering wood & making a fire (via a minigame) in hopes it'll alert some cookies to your location, and while it doesn't work at first, it does give a certain someone, or something, a beacon to your location. . .

As you sit before the fire you just built, you begin to notice something was off. . . the forest you were in, it was quiet, eerily quiet, normally at night, many forest would be bustling with some sort of life: the sounds of night beasts, owls in the night, maybe the occasional cricket, but there was nothing. What only adds to this uncanny wood were its lack of creatures, not once did you encounter any sort of beasts on your journey. . . both these factors alone made you question what was really happening, is this all a dream? were you going crazy? questions were racing through your head, till finally, something snaps you out of it. . .

"Ooooooh!~ What do we have here?~"

"Has a little cookie come by to give me a visit?~"

A voice from the darkness pulls you out of your thoughts, jolting you onto your feet. Hearing that so suddenly within such a vacant space, you could've sworn you were alone. . ! You frantically look around, desperately trying to find the source of the voice, but the thing only laughs at you. . .

"W-Who's there?! show yourself!!"

"*Ehehe he he he HE HE HE HE!*"

"Try looking up here, darling~"

Your attention was slowly drawn to a tree behind you. On one of the branches, two heterochrome eyes staired at your from below, taking you off-guard, was that. . . a cookie? The creature made zero attempts to hide themselves as he jumps off the tree branch, over your fire. Light from the flames revealed their figure, they appeared to be some sort of jester, its figure & face making them resemble that of a cat. They do a bow before finally introducing themselves

"Shadow Milk Cookie, the world's favorite trickster~"

"Pleasure to meet you!"

In this scenario, the player is given two options, each of course having a different outcome:

Run Away

Sprinting away in fear will, of course, cause Shadow Milk to chase, eventually getting caught, though this does increase his interest in you

"*heh he he HE HE HE!* where are you going you silly little thing?!~"

"That was so much fun!~ I think I'm starting to like you already!~"

Standing Your Ground & Ask Questions

Respectably, you don't anything regarding the fallen heroes, but asking more questions does leave Shadow Milk upset

"H-How could you not know who I am?!"

"Shadow Milk Cookie, actor, playwright, dictator, does that not right a bell?!"

This's basically how the story starts. The player is isekaied into this strange world and are quickly met with the Fallen Heroes, who all woo the player with their charm & status in an attempt to find out how they got in, so they can do the same to get out. . . whatever that means. But one thing leads to another, and they all fall in love with the player, fighting over them. As for the player, they transverse through the strange world, learning of it and its secrets via minigames, hidden secrets, and puzzles, all while learning about the fallen heroes and their backstories. . .

I picture the game itself being a mix between one of those disturbing click & point adventure games (i.e. Sally Face, Fran Bow, and Little Misfortune) and a dating sim (i.e. Obey Me) which by itself, would cause major emotional whiplash, cause imagine going from seeing the most messed up sh*t to smooching your jester bf. For reference, think of the game as "Little Goody Two Shoes" something you should play btw!

[acanth3]

The Sound Of The Stars English Translation

PROLOGUE

Second year since ES has been established, late April

Dreaming, and suffering through Mika

Mika: MnyaMnya, Oshi-san, I'm here for you, through fire and water…

Auh! huh, huh….?

Wah…it’s so cold. I kicked my futon off me, didn’t i? I probably woke up cuz it was too cold

What! Why am I outside!?

No, no, this is bad I can’t go to sleep outside! 

Maybe, I’m just dreamin’ anyways it’s cold I’m goin’ back to the dorm.

Arashi and Nazuna: Congratulations, Mika-chan!

Mika: Wauh! Naru-chan, Nazuna-nii, why are you guys here in a place like this together? 

I don’t remember celebratin’ anythin’ together…..

Arashi: What are you talking about Mika-chan? Trying to stay humble? 

No matter how much times I hear about it, I’m so excited to make your dream come true…♪

Mika: Make yer’ dreams come true….. What are you talking about?

Nazuna: Hey,hey! Kagehira, are you sure you're not sleepy? 

Mika: Well, is it the first exercise for idols?

It’s time to tell me what the hell is goin’ on, Naru-chan and Nazuna-nii…?

Shu: Kagehira, how much longer will you talk nonsense? 

Mika: Oh! Oshi-san, it’s so good that you’re here with us~

Oshi-san do you know what everyone’s talkin’ about? I want you to tell me

Shu: Good grief, even in a situation like this you have no idea?

Even if it’s the opportunity to make your dream come true?

Mika: My dream?

Shu: How many more times will you make me say it? From now on, you're going to space and ‘take off’.

Mika: Hu..h..?

Shu: Look here, Kagehira. There’s a rocket made specially for you. 

This is the peak of human knowledge that mankind needs to benefit from within the sky, as if a bird’s cage is the Earth ready to be free. 

How much beauty do you think is beyond there? Well, Kagehira? 

Mika: Eh…?

Was this rocket made by Oshi-san?

Shu: What are you talking about? Get a grip. 

Mika: Ehehe, sorry Oshi-san. It’s pretty rare to hear you make jokes. 

Arashi: Mika-chan, we’re not joking.

Nazuna: There’s no way Shu would make a joke like this~

Mika: …..

Eh! Am I really goin’ to space?! 

Shu: You’ve been repeating that for a while now. 

Kagehira, are you prepared to head to space? 

Mika: No, no, No..! I’m not ready yet! 

Oshi-san, yer makin’ some kind of mistake, am I in the wrong universe?

What the!? I can’t move my body like this, get me off this rocket ship!

Shu: Now that you;ve boarded the ship it shall be named ‘ ‘. You can’t get off now. 

Well then, it’s almost time to leave. A journey across the infinite universe, enjoy the trip…♪

Now, begin the countdown! 

Arashi: 5, 4…

Mika: Wait, wait!!! I dont want to go to space!

Nazuna: 3, 2…

Mika: Please, Oshi-san..!

I don’t want to say goodbye like this! Im…I’m still..!!!

Shu: 1, Blast off! 

Mika: -----I don't want to be separated from Oshi-san! 

Ritsu: Woah….. Don’t shout so suddenly

I thought I was gonna sleep in more this time~

Mika: Huh, huh…

Oh, Ritsu-kun?

Ritsu: Mornin’ Mikarin. Have a bad dream? 

Mika: Bad dream…oh…it was a dream just now..

Ah~, I’m glad it was just a dream….

Ritsu: Must have been pretty scary, I was about to wake you up. 

“I dont want to be separated from Oshi-san!” What kind of dream did you even have?

Mika: Wow, I was told to go to space out of nowhere, tied to a rocketship, and then separated from Oshi-san….

None of it made sense, it was scary

Ritsu: Haha, I didn’t understand any of that. 

Heh, but I can’t argue that Oshi-san would probably say that

Mika: No, no! Oshi-san can’t say that!

And you need money to go to space right, Oshi-san wouldn’t prepare that much just for space. 

Ritsu: Haha, a matter of money.

What;s more important is, what's the time Mikarin?

Yesterday I told you that Bara-chin called to meet

Mika: Eh…ah~ I completely forgot!

Sorry, Ritsu-kun! I was sleeping all morning!

Ritsu: Yawn It’s okay Mikarin just hurry and get ready

…..even so, can going to space in a rocket just be a dream? 

I heard a similar story somewhere yesterday….

No, I did see an online article before going to bed…

Mika: Alright! Ready to go Ritsu-kun! 

Ritsu: Okay~  get going

It was something about space travel, I only remember it vaguely..

Yawn Mikarin should be able to get there safely, and I need to go to bed…..

a/n this felt like a fever dream

[jujumin-translates]

Misumi Ikaruga | [N] One-Man Show (Summer) | One-Man Show ~Number One Popular Rental Boyfriend~

Misumi: What’s my one-man show theme~?

Kazunari: Hold up, Sumi! What do you mean it’s “Number One Popular Rental Boyfriend”!?

Tenma: R-Rental boyfriend!?

Kumon: Huh, I never woulda guessed that!

Yuki: Does the Trianglien even know what a rental boyfriend is? Someone better explain it to him before the performance--.

Misumi: It’s okay~!

Kumon: Wait, it’s okay? What kinda rental boyfriend are you thinking of, Sumi-san?

Misumi: Yeah. I’ve seen part-time job listings for rental boyfriends before! I talked to Tsuzuru about it doing it, but he stopped me…

Muku: Eeh? Misumi-san, you were going to take a part-time job as a rental boyfriend!?

Kumon: No way! This is the first I’m hearing of it!

Yuki: How’d you even come across a recruitment thing like that?

Tenma: Wait, Misumi, you know that kinda thing in a theater company is--.

Izumi: H-How about we stop talking! Let’s just get on with the performance!

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

Misumi: “Thanks for waiting!”

Misumi: “Sorry for making you wait~. Are you cold? Here, c’mere.”

Misumi: “Let squeeze your hand like this and… there, you won’t be cold like this, right?”

Misumi: “Now, how about we go to that ice festival you’ve been talking about going to aaall day?”

Misumi: “Ah, look! The snow sculptures over there are full of triangles! Like this one here… Hehe, it kinda looks like a kitty, don’t you think?”

Misumi: “...Wait. You don’t happen to be hungry, do you?”

Misumi: “I knew it! Then how about you have some of this warm onigiri~? Yeah, I’ll eat, too, so let’s eat them together!”

Misumi: “Nomnom…”

Misumi: “...”

Misumi: “Ah. S-Sorry. I spaced out.”

Misumi: “When I eat with you… I don’t know why, but it makes my chest feel kinda warm and fuzzy.”

Misumi: “Heh, I hope you’re a little fuller now. Ah, right!”

Misumi: “Hey, hey, let’s make a snow sculpture, too~♪”

Misumi: “Hmmh~m, make a triangle, connect this, scrape off that… Umm, a little more detail and…”

Misumi: “--Done!”

Misumi: “Are you done? So am I~. Then let’s show them to each other!”

Misumi: Ta-daa! I made triangle you ♪ What do you think? It looks just like you, right?”

Misumi: “Why you? That’s not a fair question. You know why better than anyone.”

Misumi: “...Yeah. ‘Cause you’re my precious triangle--.”

Misumi: “Ah! It’s about time, isn’t it? …Yeah, that’s what you paid for.”

Misumi: “Thanks for today! I’ll be waiting for you to call on me again ♪”

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

Misumi: Done~! That was fun!

Kazunari: Good work, Sumi! You were supes cool ☆

Misumi: Ehehe, thanks!

Yuki: No, where’s the fun in a date like that?

Tenma: I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t get them to request you again after that…

Kumon: Huh? But I thought he might get some repeat clients! What did you think, Muku? …Wait, Muku?

Muku: T-That was so cool…! It was like at first the relationship was just one between someone and their client, but then it slowly got more and more serious and--.

Muku: No matter how many times he’s been requested, he’s always struggled with the fact that there’s a server-client relationship between them, but neither of them can say it out loud and…!

Yuki: Aaaand Muku’s gone full delusional yapping mode.

Kazunari: Okay, but if Muku’s giggling and kicking his feet in the air over it in this much, then…

Kumon: It’ll be a huge success!

Misumi: Wooo, yaay!

Misumi: Then if they’re still looking for part-time rental boyfriends, maybe I should give it a try~?

Muku: Huh? Y-You…

Tenma: Hey, Misumi. I’m not Tsuzuru-san, but as Summer Troupe’s leader, I’m gonna stop you right there.

Kazunari: Exactly, Sumi! What if you get so popular that it starts causing problems?

Kumon: Right!? Especially with all the repeat clients you’d be getting!

Yuki: For the love of God, please just get a part-time job with literally any kind of security.

Misumi: Huh~?

[thesagesjournal]

[Live stream] ACT SWITCH ②

Appearing characters: Figaro, Riquet, Bradley, Snow, White, Mitile

Figaro: Good evening, everyone! I’m Figaro Garcia from Vollmond Production and…

(Snow: Kya~h, Fifi~!)

(White: Snow and I are watching! You’re looking drop-dead gorgeous today!)

Figaro: Oh my, what are you two doing here? I thought you wouldn’t be able to make it…

Riquet: Ehehe, the three of you have such a good relationship.

(Snow: Well, thankfully, we’re our own bosses!)

Bradley: Y’all got way too much free time on yer hands if yer battin’ yer eyelashes in fronta all these people…

(White: We must keep an eye on our dear children one way or another.)

Figaro: I knew it was too good to be true…

Riquet: Good evening to everyone watching. I’m Riquet Ortiz.

(Snow: Oh, shush, you!)

Bradley: Bradley Bain’s the name.

(White: Don’t be such a grouch!)

Bradley: …Ah…Achooo!

Figaro: Careful!

Riquet: Bradley! Cover your mouth when you sneeze!

(Snow: Our cutie-patooties!)

Bradley: Daw, gimme me a break… My nose got itchy all of a sudden. …Damn allergies.

Figaro: It’s that time of the year again, hmm. Need a tissue?

Bradley: Yeah, ya got the soft kind?

Figaro: Unfortunately, those happened to be Little Saku-chan’s favourite toy today.

Riquet: You’ll have to make do with what’s left.

Riquet: …Look at poor Saku-chan over there in the corner. He must know what he’s done.

Bradley: I ain’ beefin’ with a cat, chill.

Figaro: Come on, let’s get back on track. It’s time for our weekly livestream!

Figaro: If you’ve been following us for a while, you probably know we’ll be playing major roles in an upcoming drama called “ACT SWITCH”.

Bradley: If yer curious what them geezers hafta say, they gave us this. ‘Ere, Riquet.

Riquet: Right. …Ahem, a sliver of truth goes a long way for building trust between co-stars.

Riquet: Use this opportunity to get to know each other in a more personal way.

Riquet: Talk about your daily routines or items you always bring along wherever you go.

Riquet: And what better way to do that than playing a round of “what’s in my bag”!

Figaro & Bradley: O~oh!

Bradley: Not bad. We need somethin’ more low-key after Shylock and Faust’s last stream.

(Snow: Yayayay!)

(White: We’re super-duper excited!)

Figaro: Shylock went all-out, didn’t he? Leno said he could practically see the tension in the air back there.

(Snow: Keep this stream PG13, pretty please!)

Riquet: Should I go first? …This is my everyday bag, so I only bring essentials like my wallet, a memo pad, two handkerchiefs and a lunchbox.

(Snow: Aww, how cutieful!) 

(White: Look at that embroidered little dragon!)

Bradley: That’s a bigass lunch box. What are ya, a pro-baseball player or somethin’?

Figaro: Do you always bring your own lunch? That’s very responsible of you.

Riquet: The portions they offer at the set are a bit on the smaller side, so I figured I should try cooking for myself more.

What’s your signature dish, Riquet? 

Riquet: Probably bread pudding! I love the recipes on “Nelly’s Whimsical Kitchen”, and I’ve been making them for so long now that I’ve got them fully memorised!

I want to try your home-cooked meals!

Riquet: I’m still very much a beginner at this, but once I’ve mastered it, I’ll treat everyone to the fluffiest omelette you’ve ever tasted!

Riquet: I made my own lunch today as well, and it was super yummy!

Figaro: Truly, nothing beats a hearty meal. Thank you for taking the initiative, Riquet.

Bradley: Guess I’ll go next. Gorman, bring it ‘ere.

Bradley: I got more of a compact clutch, with only the essentials also.

Bradley: First, we got a nice pair o’ shades, headphones, a charger, hair gel, an’ ‘course, these…

Figaro: A… perfume atomiser and a ring? Ooh, that smells strong.

Riquet: But it suits you just right. Even a light whiff of it makes me want to come closer.

Bradley: Heh, it’s the scent of a bad man ya know ya gotta stay away from, but jus’ can’t help comin’ back to. It’s my personal brand, “Zeit Höhle’s” newest launch.

Bradley: This ring over ‘ere is also designed by yers truly.

(Snow: He’s self-promoting again…)

Figaro: Didn’t know we were including a self-promo section. Something tells me you came here just for this, didn’t you?

(White: He totally did.)

Bradley: So? Who cares? To all my fellow bad boys listenin’, our brand’s got everythin’ ya need to bring yer game to the next level.

Figaro: Alright, I’ve kept my fans waiting long enough, but, hey, you have to leave the best for last, hm? Here’s what’s in my bag~...

Bradley: Hey, I ain’ finishished yet!

That bag… Could it be…!

Figaro: Yep, this is the same bag I mentioned in that magazine interview. It was a special gift from Director Snow for winning the 21st Walpurgisnacht Movie Awards for the best male role.

That key holder… Could it be…!

Figaro: Yep, this is the same key holder I mentioned on that talk show. Director White gave it to me for my birthday. It’s the mascot of “Pretty Father and Fancy Mother”.

(Snow: We can never give a bad gift!)

(White: And what do we say after someone gives you a gift, Fifi?)

Figaro: Yeah, yeah, thank you very much. I’m forever inbdebted to you, and so on and so on…

Figaro: Inside we have my phone, wallet, some sunscreen and mint-flavoured gum. And also something to represent my cuter side, like this Muumuu hairpin.

Bradley: …Muumuu?

(Mitile: Hello!)

Riquet: Oh! Hi, Mitile!

Bradley: It’s been a hot minute since we last saw you ‘round! What’s up, lil’ fella?

Figaro: Speak of the devil! You have impeccable timing, Mitile.

(Mitile: I heard you were streaming today, so I had to come and see!)

Figaro: Muumuu is an anime character that Mitile voices.

(Mitile: Muumuu!)

Figaro: He gave me the pin during one of their recordings.

Riquet: I have one as well! I always wear it when I’m doing my make-up or reading scripts.

(Mitile: Mister Figaro’s bangs were quite long back then, so I thought he could use it!)

Figaro: Want to try it on, Bradley? I have two, so I don’t mind sharing one with you.

Bradley: I’ll pass.

Riquet: Don’t be like that. Come here, I’ll put it on for you.

(Mitile: Please try it on! For me!)

Bradley: Heeesh…

Looking cute, boss!

Bradley: I’m anythin’ but ‘cute’...

Looking cool, boss!

Bradley: Yer real bad at lyin’, kid, these kinda words don’ work on me.

Riquet: Now that we’re all twinning, let’s upload a group photo! Give me a cute pose!

Figaro & Riquet: Look at us~!

(Mitile: Cu~te!)

Bradley: Can I take this off now?

Figaro: Go on and post it, and don’t forget to tag us!

(Snow: We’ll post our pic too!)

Bradley: Ugh, yer still ‘ere, eh…

Riquet: Hehe, if Mitile was here, we would’ve included him as well.

(White: We all look oh-so-adorable!)

Everyone: See you next time!

[cloudymistedskies]

Fuck it, how about I START a picrew game myself?

Here's the link to the picrew if anybody wants to participate

Starting with Marimui :3c resting after a long day at school hehehehehehe he h ehhehe heh ehehe

And I'm just gonna tag people here for the silliesss: @unofficialmuilover @theyluvsmilo @muichirothehashira @theyslaydemons @sakurasunkiss + anybody who wishes to participate

[ozymoron]

ehehe e e hhe eh e e ehhh e e e heee e he heh ehehehhehe eh e hheh . .. e. e.he. eh.eh h.e.h.h..h e..h ..eh .eh

[askthedespairkids]

That Funny Feeling

*Pacing up and down the hallway, staring at one of the dorm rooms every time he passes by*

*Stops and holds his fist up to knock on the door...*

*...only to grunt and start pacing again*

(Fuck, man! Quit being so lame just-) *He knocks on the door*

...(Fuck, fuck fuck-)

*Mikan opens her door* Oh, Leon...is there something you needed?

Um...I...Um...

L-Leon...?

C-come with me! *He holds his hand out* Please!

R-right now?! This is...a little sudden.

B-but...okay. *She takes Leon’s hand*

*He stares at their hands*

Heh...let’s go. *He starts to lead Mikan*

*After the two wander around the island for a while, Leon eventually takes Mikan to her work lab in the 4th branch*

My work station...? Why did you bring me all the way here?

I think you’re always at your best when you doing the thing you love. So, I wanted to make sure when I spoke to you that you were in your best mindset...o-or something like that. It’s a place you’re comfortable.

Okay?

...I really like you. Like, romantically.

HUH?!

Fuck! I said that way too directly!

S-sorry, I just, um...

*He takes a breath* ...I like you, Mikan. A lot, actually. I’ve...felt like this for a while, but I was way too much of a coward to actually tell you.

You’re, like...so insanely smart and you’ll do anything in your power to help people out- god knows you’ve done more for the foundation than nearly anyone else has. I think you’re fucking awesome!

...and you went through a lot to be where you are, but you’ve never let it stop you from being good to everyone...that’s some real strength.

...

And...I think it’s pretty shitty of me to do all this now. I had so much time to tell you and picked now when there’s way more important things to be worrying about. But, it’s like...I didn’t wanna leave it unsaid, y’know?

But I’m gonna stop talking right now. It’s a lot to put on you right now so don’t feel the need to-

U-uuu...

Uuuwaaaaaaaah!! *Hic* *Hic* Ueaaaaaaaah!! *She falls to her knees*

H-huh?! N-no, wait! I’m sorry, please don’t cry- (Oh god, Mahiru’s gonna kill me!) C-c’mon, Mikan, you don’t have to feel bad if you don’t feel the same way-

*Hic**Hic* N-no, I’m just *Hic* really happy...

You...you are?

*Her breathing slows* I- I, um...

When people spoke about you before...a-admittedly it never left the best impression.

Ah.

But...ever since the Mt. Fuji incident, I started seeing you in a different light. People didn’t really speak about how brave you become when your back is against the wall, and how protective you become of the people around you...

I have a habit of...rambling about medicine and people tend to tune out when I speak, but you always listen so intently even though you don’t always know what I’m talking about...its nice for someone other than 4th branch members to care about what I have to say...

So...I like you too, Leon...

...whoa...for real?

Heh...heheheheh!

Eheh....ehehehehehe!

*The two end up laughing, sitting on the floor of the lab, enjoying the moment for as long as they can. They don’t force themselves to move or get up- this moment is perfect as it is right now*

[tainted-by-skeletons]

Reader X Sans X Grillby (Part 3)

NSFW Warning

“Why are you two talking about me like I'm not here?” Grillby interrupted.

“Eheh. Sorry.” I apologized.

“You're being weird today Grillbz.” Sans butt in. “What are you trying to do?”

“What do you mean? I'm just having fun tonight.”

“Nah. I don't believe you. Are you trying to get in bed with us?”

Grillby's expression gave everything away. Still, he tried his best to keep his secrets.

“Now why would I do that? I wouldn't risk ruining your friendship. That would be terribly awkward. Wouldn't it?”

I shrugged as Grillby slid us two tall red drinks. I personally didn't think it was weird to have a drunk fling with a friend. If feelings got involved then it would be weird.

“I can't believe you. We're not your toys ya know.”

“Not yet.” I said before I took a sip of the drink.

“Ugggh. You're way too horny.”

“Heheh. I can't help it. I'm a man. Hey, that reminds me. Do you gotta dick?”

Sans spit out his drink and Grillby started literally roaring with laughter. I laughed along with him but I didn't stop the pressure on Sans. I stared at him until he answered me.

“You don't need to know. So I don't need to tell you.”

“So like… it doesn't matter if I grope you because I don't know if you have genitals.”

“That is not how it works!”

“So if I take your clothes off, it's okay if I see you naked. Because I'm under the reasonable assumption you have nothing you need to hide.” Grillby joined in.

“No! You're not stripping me!”

I didn't know how far I could push the subject. Sans wasn't threatening to leave but I didn't think he would threaten to. I was pretty sure he'd just go.

“Yeah. I don't wanna see that anyway. It probably looks weird as hell.” So I tried a different strategy.

“Dude. That wasn't cool.” Sans said.

Just as I planned, my comment infuriated Grillby. He slammed a hand on the table and leaned in towards me.

“What gives you the right to comment on someone else? Are you directing attention away from yourself?”

“What?!”

Sans snickered. That didn't go as planned at all. I was hoping Grillby would start defending Sans’ honor by complimenting him and gushing over him. But instead my four inch was at risk of exposure.

“If you want a dick to be seen I have an idea to accomplish that. Why don't we take a look at your body then? Since you seem so excited to use it tonight.”

“Woah! Hey! T-th-there’s no need for that!”

“Heh. Know what? I think I'll let this slide. Since you seem like you deserve it.” Sans said as he sat back in his chair and took a sip of his drink.

“What?! Hey! What happened to you not wanting to do that! I-I’m not gonna strip for you guys!”

“You're gonna have to, little boy. Or I might hurt you when I burn off your clothes.” Grillby threatened.

“Aah! Nooo! You monsters are crazy!”

“Heh. Humans. You guys are such pussies. It's just a little fire magic.”

One thing I've learned about monsters is that they get seriously hurt a lot and they don't seem to mind it. Assault and serious injuries aren't really a big deal to them. It's just part of their culture. It keeps them strong.

Grillby put out his hands and made a groping motion as he came around the bar and started moving towards me. Sans was laughing his ass off as I backed away from Grillby. My body started shaking very obviously. It seemed to entertain the two.

“Poor little boy. You really don't want us to see your dick. Do you? Hmhm~ Is it that small?”

Sans attempted to say something but he couldn't get anything out through his laughter.

“Grillby please! You don't have to do this!”

“Ohhhh don't you want me to? I thought you were trying to get in our pants. It's only fair you sacrifice yourself to us first.”

“Noo! Why do you have to say it like that?!”

“Aw come on bud." Sans said. "You're not scared of us. Are you? Come on. What am I gonna do? Throw a bone at you?”

“You're not the one I'm scared of! I'm still one man against two and one of them is made of fi-*gasp!* H-how!?”

Something on my lower back tingled and before I could figure out what it was, my pants were pulled down to my ankles. But nobody was behind me.

“Awww. I was right. Poor thing~” Grillby cooed in a demeaning tone. “You know what? I should stop bullying you. Hmhm~ You're unfortunate enough. You already got what you deserve.”

By that I'm sure he meant I was so obviously small just looking at my underwear there was no need to remove them.

“Heheh. Your face is so red." Sans laughed. "I didn't know humans did that too. Cute.”

“Hey! Don't call me cute!”

“Oh it's much too late for that.” Grillby said as he slid next to me and grabbed my crotch.

“Eeaaa!”

Grillby, a tall man especially compared to me, leaned down next to my face. Still groping me, he whispered in my ear.

“Y/N. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been so mean about your size. I'm sure once you're erect you’ll be quite delicious- ah. I mean, impressive.”

“A-aahh~ wha… mmnnn~”

My flacid friend was quickly gearing up to show Grillby it's full size. But that also meant that Sans would see too. I didn't mind that idea before I was put on display in such a humiliating way. I tried hard to mask my expression and noises but I hadn't been touched like that in so long. I didn't want to see how Sans was looking at me, but eventually I couldn't take not knowing. I didn't hear him laughing so maybe he wasn't. But seeing him look disgusted would be even worse. I opened one eye and looked up at Sans sitting on the barstool. When he caught me looking at him… Sans smirked and looked me up and down in a way that made me get even harder. I didn't think he was capable of making such a sexy expression.

What's getting him horny now?! Is he a sadist?! Oh God. This was a huge mistake. A sadist and a monster is a very terrifying mix!

[ahogedetective]

"Hm... Shu-chan's style is really nice, though. It's very distinguished and really really suits you, too! Hehe, though, if you want something more modern, then we can go shopping if you want!"

@hopes-memorial !!!

"Amai-kun...!" ("They're so sweet...) He's clasping his hands together. Eyes all sparkly... he knew Amai would get it...! "Y... You really think so...? E-Eheh....thank you, I can always count on you to know what to say. I'm very flattered you think so!" Distinguished...he likes that! Especially because they think it fits him!

"Something more modern.... um, if you think I'd look nice in that, too, then sure, I'd like that. Maybe I'll "dress my age" for once , h-hah. Really though, that sounds fun! I hope you don't mind if I'll be asking you what you think will look nice on me, heh heh. You have a great sense of fashion, so I'd happily trust anything you'd recommend!"

[justiisms]

"Oh! Heh... Did you stay up a little too late again, Yuta?" *yuma can't help but giggle when he sees the kitties that are all curled up either on top of him or around his brother while he lays in bed!*

"My big brother has been punished by cats twice now... Do you think if you do this eight more times then Morgana will give you an extra special punishment?"

"E-Eheh.... s-something like that....." Meekly chuckles Yuta before he sighs. He most definitely did, and by the time he realized that and tried to hurry to sleep, Morgana had already caught him! And so, he faced his punishment... With all the kitties on or laying around him, getting up was absolutely not an option!

"Yep.... You think I'd learn my lesson by now, b-but I swear, I don't do this stuff on purpose.... O-Oh god, I don't even want to imagine what that would entail. I'd better not test that theory...Y-Yuma, your idiot brother may have to count on you to make sure I have no book in my hand after 10pm...."

"Mreep!"

"H-Hey, no butting in, Mister!" Whines Yuta as he pokes the loafing Smoker's nose, who then playfully laps at his face in turn~

[catgirlkissies]

Eheh heh hehehe h get it bc the

oh i'm so anxious about sucking my werewolf boyfriends dick today

[anythingforyouangel]

HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE'S IN THE SAME STATE AS ME AND PROBABLY IN A REASONABLE DRIVING DISTANCE CITY? HEL FUCKING LO??? GOD IS REAL god is real god is so real thank you jesus christ in heaven holy shit he really is my angel. Hello

[bamsara]

h eh eh ehe heheh eho ho hoh o ho ho heh ehehe he

[silverefflux]

Sova and Periods 👀👀👀

Sova x AFAB reader Warning: Smut, blood because period sex, yeah that’s just about it. Clearly NSFW to hell and back.

Kinda abridged because laziness and brainrot, but enjoy freaky Sova anyway.

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You had really bad period cramps and Sova is concerned. He got advice from Killjoy saying that blankets, food, and a heating pad could help, but you still seemed pretty hit hard and it makes him a little sad. While you were trying to sleep he starts googling how to stop period cramps and saw something that made him go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .

But only in his head of course, this man is excellent at keeping a straight face 24/7. However, his thoughts are degrading into horny ooga booga man like “heh eheh i can help”

He climbs into bed with you and asks you straight up if you wanted to do it, which leaves you speechless.

“If you don’t want to, it’s okay. I…just read that it could help with your cramps?” he said with a mix of cluelessness and mischief on his face.

“Uhhhh.. I mean I want to but…it’s messy,” you trailed off.

He looks around for a solution. “Blankets?” he suggested.

You laughed. “Okay, no. Towels.” You will not make the blankets suffer a terrible fate.

“Say less,” he said and got up immediately to grab both of your towels from your bathroom. He tosses them hastily on your bed and just shoves all the blankets you had on the floor. The man is  h o r n y .

“Up,” he commanded as he tapped your hips twice. You follow and he places the towels under you. He then gets on top of you and kisses you passionately all over. With every part of your body that he kisses, he takes off your clothes until you’re naked. As you lay down in front of him. He gently pulled out your tampon and that’s when you get weirded out all over again.

“Okay, Милый, gimme that,” you say as you reach for the tissue on his nightstand (which is just conveniently there for the both of you, yesyes).

“Do you really think I’d be disgusted?” he asked, kissing your knee.

“Lil bit,” you reply as you pick the tampon from his hands, wrap it in tissue, and set it aside.

“Котик, I used to hunt for a living, I don’t mind a little blood,” he continues kissing at your inner thigh as you feel two fingers gradually slide into you, followed by a swipe of his tongue at your slit. You gasp at the sensation as he eats you out without second thought. Your head reels at the sight of him glancing back at you, satisfaction painted on him as he makes you lose control like this.

You squirmed to no avail since he held you down with his arm. Not once did he relent working at your folds and touching your bud. You felt your peak approaching when he stopped.

“I’m not done with you,” he said sternly as he pulled his fingers out. You could see half his face covered in blood.

“Please don’t kiss me with that,” you requested. His shoulders dropped and he feigned a sad face, but kissed you on the thigh with his bloody nose and chuckled. “Fine,” he said nonchalantly while heading to the bathroom. After he washed up he came back and crawled back on top of you.

“Now, where did we stop?” he whispered in your ear.

“I don’t know babe, you tell me,” you joked back.

He softly wrapped his hand around your neck. “Well if you watch that mouth of yours, maybe I’ll make you cum,” he said in an ironically sweet tone. 

You gasped at his actions. That glare of his looked even more intimidating with the blue glow on his right eye. “Yes Sir,” was all you could say in response.

“Good,” he praised, kissing your neck and lips roughly. You felt his bulge swipe at you, then heard him unzipping and taking off his pants. He slipped himself into you effortlessly. Soon enough, his slow thrusts grew in pace and force and you felt your orgasm nearing again.

“Sova,” you called out, “Oh fuck, I’m gonna cum!”

Your orgasm washed over you like a wave and as you tightened around Sova’s cock, he pulled out and came on the towels under you.

You both took a few minutes, silently recovering from what just happened. He put his hand on your leg and looked at you.

“Feel better?” he said in between steady breaths. You nodded. “Good,” he said, nodding as well. He crashed next to you in bed.

“Give me a few minutes, I’ll help you clean up.” he said with his eyes closed.

“Awww, my baby’s tired already?” you teased.

“Хватит уже,” he said with a playful pinch at your sides, tickling you. You yelped as you jerked away from him, but that quickly transformed into a groan as a cramp hit you again.

“Ох, бедняжка,” he said in mocking pity as he motioned to spread your legs again.

“Noooo, nononono,” you cut back, giggling at him, “I’m good now, thank you.” You rolled to your side to kiss him. Afterwards, he got up to clean both of you. You helped him pick up after you, then you both cuddled each other to sleep.

Free Russian Lessons yay:

Милый - Milyy - Darling Котик - Kotyk - Kitten Хватит уже - Khvatit uzhe - That’s enough / Cut it out Ох, бедняжка - Okh, bednyazhka - Oh, you poor thing