#eir code

[petermorwood]

A nearby tablet shows the Post-Code of Hammurabi, which was established so that senders of complaints could be sure their tablets went to the right place.

Archaeologists have confirmed that cheaper shipments were made without resorting to the Post-Code, however this led to errors which commonly involved the towns of Ah and Um rather than the city of Ur.

The Post-Code tablet shows the slightly increased but guaranteed-delivery charges laid down after consultation with the priests of Markdup.

Shoutout to the time my partner and I got so excited to see Ea-Nasir's hate mail in person that we failed to notice the Code of Hammurabi next to it

[sylaurin]

[sly-s-n0nfusion]

Irl world inspirations for Orsterra and Solistia 🗺 pt2

Link to part 1!

SPOILERS for some travelers' stories!!

Solistia

Toto'haha: I believe this region takes its inspiration from South East Asia/Polynesia. The house architecture seems to be the same. Ochette's story also leans heavily on beastlings/humans' relationships with the god-like entities of nature and earth, which are very important topics in Polynesian culture.

Polynesian islands

the Harborlands: Again, I suspect that the Harborlands might be inspired by Italy, but this time the opposite coast, Venice (in Veneto). Canalbrine is very much inspired by Venice because of the town's architecture and boat transportation, as well as the boats themselves being a clear reference to gondolas. Castti Florenz, however, is a traveler who gave me a headache while trying to figure out where she comes from. Given that the character herself is an amnesiac, so we know very little about her past as an apothecary of Eir, so I tried to figure it out with what I have. We know for sure that she isn't from the Harborlands as she only found herself in there at the beginning of her story. In her flashbacks we see her group operating in the Brightlands, so she might come from there. Now her name is pretty weird, has probably both Italian and French influences (her surname, Florenz, might be a version of "from Florence", which would hint at her having Italian origins, but in one banter with Partitio she jokingly says her full name is "Castti De François" which is a very French sounding surname. Also, her teammate Trousseau has a very French name. If we lean into the hypothesis that they all come from the Brightlands they might have French origins, since the region is probably inspired by France as we'll look into it next) Castti 🤝 Osvald : coming from who knows where

Venice, Italy

the Brightlands: Even though the name New Delsta might make one think of New York, I believe the inspiration for the Brightlands' biggest city is Paris. The european-style theatre and the buildings' architecture itself make it look like France's capital city. In the 18th century France was also a big centre of industrial developement (Clockbank). Throné Anguis might also have the frenchiest name among al the travelers so I'm pretty convinced the Brightlands might be France. We all know the big mess that is Throné's genealogical line so I won't dive into that lol. Lostseed’s gothic cathedral though reminds me of Notre Dame in Paris, too

Paris and Conques, France

the Winterlands: As I said in the previous post, cold regions were the ones I struggled the most with. Solistia's Winterlands could be Siberia/Northern Russia because of the super cold weather, and the infamous prisons and ice mines used during dictatorships (Frigit Isle). It also has the Sacred Guard headquarters and the stained glass in there make me think of some orthodox churches. I still haven't figured out where Osvald V. Vanstein comes from, though, because in-game he says that he lives in Conning Creek, in the Harborlands, but I suspect he might be native of some other place because of his very German-sounding name and last name. So he still remains a mystery to me to this day, I jokingly explain that as "he comes from Orsterra's Highlands"

Siberia

the Wildlands: Safe to say that this region is inspired by Texas/Southern US. The aesthetics of Oresrush and its mining industry is enough of a hint to the Gold Rush in the United states during the 18th century. Both Partitio Yellowil and Papp come from this region.

Virginia City, Nevada

the Leaflands: Perhaps my favorite Solistia region! It's very likely inspired by Southern Spain as both Timberain and Wellgroove have very big buildings/castles just like many historical Spanish towns. Agnea Bristarni herself is very much Spanish-coded (except her theme which is very celtic-sounding for some reason lol) both because of her name and her flamenco-inspired dress

Rupit and Coca Castle, Spain

the Crestlands: Another region I kinda struggled with. Excluding the omnipresent catholic church elements, the area seems to have very high hills/mountains as well as anglo-saxon inspired architecture. Some friends of mine pointed out that it might look like the Welsh countryside, but Crick Wellsley's very British surname is what convinced me. Temenos Mistral and Roi are also orphans and their names were perhaps given to them by the pontiff himself. Also for some reason the region seems to be in a perpetual autumn

Wales

Hinoeuma: Perhaps the most interesting culture mashup region of all! The references to Japanese culture such as local dishes and clothing is plain to see, but there are also elements of Chinese culture such as Hikari's gold crown and some buildings such as the Trial pagoda. Khu being in the middle of the desert is a clear reference to the Chinese town of Dunhuang. Hikari Ku has clear Japanese elements in his design.

Dunhuang, China

Thank you for reading!

[evecolourshock]

:)

"Rinzler." Beck calls, ignoring the hushed exclamations of terror from his fellow Uprising members. If they didn't want him doing the distraction, they shouldn't have made that his role. "Hey buddy." He coos, seeing that blank helmet perk up in recognition. "Wanna play?" He slips one hand behind his back, watching Rinzler bounce in eager anticipation.

The laser pointer nets him a lot of confusion from his teammates, but given the way Rinzler crouches, with his whole body wriggling delightedly? Well worth the confusion. "Ready?" Rinzler sets his hands on the floor, raspy purrs getting louder.

Beck prepares for pandemonium, and switches on the laser pointer. "Go!"

Beck sorely wants to join in, watching Rinzler pelt around the room chasing a yellow dot. If the chirps the Enforcer lets out are any indication, it's great fun, especially when Rinzler pounces for the dot, thinks he caught it with a triumphant beep... and then jolts and flails out all four limbs like a startled Gridbug when Beck produces another laser pointer and there are two dots he can pursue.

But someone has to wield the laser pointer, and Beck knows he won't be attacked on sight. Some time off for Rinzler, goofing around to chase a speck of light with no fear of repercussion or hurting anyone, is something he knows the Enforcer looks forward to.

Hopefully one day. Seems like it would be brilliant with a friend.

Beck pouts, bored and exhausted. He probably should be paying attention to whatever it is Alan_One is talking about, but-

Dot!

Beck bats at it, a lot more alert. It skitters away, and he bunches up to pounce-

Only to be elbowed by accident when Sam stretches and yawns. Right. Boring meeting. He adjusts how he's sitting, deperately pretends he didn't want to scamper across the room after a light speck... and catches Tron valiantly attempting to not hit the dot himself when it comes in range.

Beck perks up. He hasn't brought the laser pointer out of storage in a while - didn't get the chance, what with the whole... Users and escaping and end of Clu chaos going on. And when Tron had climbed out of the sea instead of Rinzler...

Don't get him wrong, he's glad Tron's back, but Beck had figured he'd lost both his potential playmate and the chance to be ridiculous.

And yet-

Beck squints. There's definitely orange tinting those circuits, not blue. Maybe Rinzler's not quite as gone as he thought?

Beck has no idea how he gets through the meeting without lunging for the laser pointer at least once. But he does, and the humans file out, so it's just him and Tron in the room.

Tron's doing that thing where he pretends to be mysterious and wise and not at all someone who nearly cracked the arms of his chair trying not to throw himself across the room after a glowing dot.

Beck clambers up onto the table. "Push the chairs to the sides?" He asks. "Or just. Somewhere we're not going to run into them. Maybe under the table, actually."

Tron looks at him, mystified. Beck grins, fiddling with a device he'd made a while ago. He doesn't know what to call it, but it has a full hemisphere of randomized movement...

...and a mounting block for a single laser pointer, tinted yellow.

"Figured it's about time we had some real fun." Beck waggles the remote at Tron, seeing the suppressed delight when he catches on to what Beck means. And how his circuits flood amber, happy purrs starting up. "Yeah?" Beck coaxes. "We get the chairs out the way, and we can play together."

The chairs still end up all over the room. Beck chirps, herding the pesky dot over to Rinzler so they can pounce on it together - only for it to zoom off to the other end of the room, Rinzler in hot pursuit.

He was right - this is so much more fun with a friend.

Imagining Rinzler chasing a laser pointer, but for the reason of Clu used them to point out who to kill (and had it shine out of his fingertip so he could point dramatically at someone to declare that they shall die).

Then someone who doesn’t know this uses one at a briefing and chaos ensues.

Then the Uprising figures it out and starts using their own lasers to point Rinzler at the black guards.

Clu switches to controlling him with the spheres after that.

Alan uses one post-legacy and Tron still feels an urge to fling himself across the table. He won’t do it though because it’s undignified. He just hits at it when it comes in range and then pretends it didn’t happen

[dandeleon]

hi welcome 2 my blog ^_^

my name's leon, & i use he/him/his & ey/em/eirs pronouns :]

im primarily a gravity falls/fiddauthor blog atm but that is subject to change in the future

if u wanna sort through my art more easily check out my art only blog -> @leaveyouonthebackoftheearth

please do NOT tag any of my art in any sort of suggestive/nsfw way! thank u!

my asks are always open so feel free to send me pretty much anything there!! ^_^

(no art requests tho unless i specifically say im doing them) (also dont be weird or gross in my askbox obv)

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(art sent will be shared here under #da fridge🖼)

my switch friend code is SW-8502-7917-5010

i also block VERY freely 💥🔨 i will kill anyone on sight for any reason

anyways thats basically everything i think

enjoy ur stay :3💚

[alexandraisyes]

Alright chat I'll make you a deal. When I reach 1000 followers on any of my platforms I will commission Davis to voice act this segment from my Errors in Resentment fic, and get it animated.

His grin wavered back into a frown, “Don’t worry about it.” He muttered, turning back to the surface of the table. “I am worried about it!” Ruin shrilled, “Quite frankly, your behavior as of late has been extremely worrying!” He continued, uncrossing his arms to use his hands for emphasis. “You haven’t even touched any of your personal projects in a week, and you’ve made hardly any progress on Bloodmoon because you’ve been burying yourself inside of your own code! I’m allowed to worry!” Irritation bubbled up and spilled over, “Why? Because I’m not working on your shit anymore?” Eclipse fired back, sitting back to scowl up at Ruin. “That’s why you brought me back, right? To work on your shit?” “Well, yes, but that’s not why I’m worried!” “Then why?!” Eclipse asked voice strained near Sun levels of pitch. He threw his hands up in exasperation, “You treat me well, you aren’t violent to the point you cause harm, and I know you can be dangerous, but you haven’t tried to pull a fast one on me yet. I’ve seen how you treat that golden idiot and his damned brother, but you don’t dance circles around me. So why, Ruin? Why do you worry, why do you act like you care ?!” He seethed, half out of the chair by now, on more physically equal footing than he had been sitting, when Ruin was sitting on the table. “Oh I don’t know, maybe because I do ?!” Ruin yelled back, posture stiff, built-in claws fully extended. A defensive position, Eclipse’s HUD informed him, a fighting position. “Well, don’t! Don’t care, it’s not going to get you anywhere! I’m not going to change, I’m not going to become this hero you look up to Sun for!” Eclipse snarled, own claws flexing in response. Geared for a fight, he hadn’t had a fight in stars knew how long, maybe this is what he needed. Piss off Ruin so those damnable emotions would stop. “Quite frankly! I don’t want you to change!” Ruin shot back, “Have you ever once considered maybe I enjoy your company the way that it is? Or are you too blind by your own fucking insecurities that you can’t see outside of the box that is Eclipse?”

Lucky me I don't expect to hit 1k for a long while, I'm only at 400 as of writing this. So I've plenty of time to let this fester. (For those that don't know what EiR is it's basically my "Eclipse and Ruin are friends" AU that I made before we got copy Eclipse.)

[yaboi-weenis]

Hello trekblr, I wanted to properly introduce my son Theo and a handful of the people he’s met on the USS Galilea <3

@mrtreesnek my dear sweet bestie and co-creator is the owner of like half these people love you king ❤️

(Close ups and alt text of second image under cut)

Cmdr. Roberts Theo, First Officer

Bajoran • he/xe • 173cm

My Nana taught me how to sew garments in a code she invented— a way to covertly communicate across resistance cells. But soon enough, Gul Pisgall caught word, and had her executed.

I was sent to a labor camp on Bajor - despite being only seven, I was still considered "useful" on account of the prosthetic eye I had been fitted with for my anopthalmia.

However, I refused to let my Nana die in vain. I joined another resistance cell, using my perceived innocence to fool our oppressors just enough to get us an opening— and when I was nine, we liberated our lamp, and soon saw the end of the Occupation.

I joined Starfleet for two reasons— to prevent any other planet from experiening the atrocities that Bajor had, and... more importantly— the Bajoran Militia's uniforms are ATROCIOUS.

My Passions still lie in sewing and tailoring - in fact, I made a feminine version of the Starfleet uniform myself while still adhereng to uniform code. My designs can be found in magazines across the Alpha Quadrant— some may consider me a Celebrity.

Lt. Blazer Son of ??, Helmsman

Klingon • he/him • 178cm

Upon recieving a distress signal, we managed to rescue two very interesting individuals from Admiral Raf's hands.

Blazer is a deaf Klingon, having been made a Romulan POW a few years ago.

He's very protective of the child who sent the distress signal- luckily we were able to communicate because we both know Federation Standard Sign language.

He states he used to be an honorable fighter pilot, until having been enslaved by Raf and abused quite severely.

Half of that, he says, was from him choosing to take any and all punishment meant for Dolly-

I must say, I respect that.

Blazer requested our CMO fit him with cochlear implants to return his hearing, and the operation was a success. It's fascinating watching him relearn noises and language. He'd lost his hearing at age seven.

He asked me to marry him today- purely for the benefit of allowing himself and Dolly to stay aboard the Galilea. It seems they’ve grown attached to our crew- and especially myself. I plan to accept his proposal.

Blazer has chosen to join Starfleet - he "misses the action" and wishes to become a permanent member of the crew.

He'll be very handsome in uniform.

Roberts Dolly Ann

Romulan • She/they/shx • 150cm

Dolly is the one who sent the distress signal— she had suffered enough at the hands of her abusive father and was desperate for a rescue.

The moment she came aboard we had to amputate their left arm and fit her with a robotic prosthetic, but she seems to be getting used to it rather quickly.

Dolly has taken quite a liking to me, both because of my ability to communicate with their "Papa" and also my hobby of sewing and tailoring. She's picked up the craft very quickly.

She called me "Dad" for the first time today.

I am honored.

Cpt. Mich Teshome

human • he/ey• 198cm

Considering that his mother served as head of Starfleet Medical Sciences, and eir father was a revered starship architect, I found myself wary of Teshome's abilities- nepotism is an enemy of leadership.

However, the Captain has done nothing but prove himself a capable and respectful leader- significantly better than the one I experienced on the Orion.

I would Consider us very good friends.

Markus Weaver

Cardassian • he/hy/hx • 162 cm

I was finally able to meet the captain's adopted son today-and was met with a very interesting surprise.

Markus is apparently a very big fan of mine, having been collecting my magazines for nearly a decade now. I admire the commitment.

Hy tells me hx was raised on Earth, and evidently had only learned of the Cardassian occupation of Bajor two weeks ago— the same day he boarded.

Hx is very skilled with fiber arts, having crocheted the sweater hy wears ouf of earth sheep wool. I wonder if hx'll agree to a fashion collaboration?

Lt. Elliot Cortéz, head of IT

Android • he/him • 167cm, 130 in Wheelchair

Created by the now infamous Dr. Riley Cortéz, Elliot was all but tossed aside by his 'mother’ due to his non-repairable perambulation mechanism.

He was taken in by his brother, our Chief Medical Officer Dr. Nestor Cortéz, and set his sights on joining starfleet very quickly.

He specializes in Software engineering - already having dedicated hours of his time making significant improvements to the Galilea's computer systems.

He's a bit anxious, but very passionate, and I consider him one of our best officers.

[build-a-lamb]

Hello! Your blog is very cool, I like the aesthetic! Also very happy to see another blog making packs of their own headmates :D

Anyway, I would like to request a level 3 with kinks please of a cookie run fictive please :D will probably come back for more, cookie run or otherwise /silly

~🐏🐺🐑

originally split from this pack, so this has some similarities, but if op wants me to take this down i will!

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name(s) ;; almond cookie, al, detective

pronouns ;; he/him, ey/em (star/stars with other headmates)

age ;; 47

species ;; human

gender(s) ;; trans man (prefers the terms transsexual and transvestite over transgender)

orientation(s) ;; demisexual, mlm, gay

role(s) ;; gatekeeper

source ;; cookie run: kingdom

sign-off(s) ;; – Almond ; – A. Cookie ; 🍪

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hex code ;; #866a60

personality ;; almond cookie is strictly no nonsense. he isn’t mean, but he doesn’t sugarcoat things. ey’re responsible and intelligent. ey enjoy being in charge, either on their own or with a team of other gatekeepers and admin.

bonus info ;; n/a

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likes ;; digestive biscuits/arrowroot cookies, james bond, french vanilla coffee, “beige food”, reading

dislikes ;; people giving him attitude, spicy foods, most vegetables

possible front triggers ;; james bond theme song, crime shows, people needing eir input

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kink/fetish/para(s) ;; handcuffs, cordo-, leather

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[real-fire-emblem-takes]

I like the guys but I think we should talk about the feh girls some more too. Inspired by that rating tier list (which I agree with a lot tbh), I’m going to rank the girls by how rated they are

Sharena- slightly underrated, but it seems more people are appreciating her as of late

Veronica- slightly overrated, she is a little interesting but her story fell flat after book 6

Fjorm- overrated, her main schtick is her tragedy and she’s just a generic white girl who’s in love with Kiran

Gunnthra-normally rated, would like to see more of her but there also wasn’t much to be honest

Ylgr-normally rated

Laegjarn-normally rated

Laevatein-slightly underrated, she is quite interesting as a character content to stay in her sister’s shadow until she can’t any longer, and a lot of people tend to ignore her in favor of her older sister unfortunately

Loki-massively overrated, she is a generic sorceress trickster character with little depth which is filled up by gratuitous fanservice

Thorr- normally rated

Eir- slightly overrated, fans tend to give her character more credit than deserves, but she is one of the better freebies

Hel-underrated, even if she was wasted, her character was perfect for the story and that design is killer

Líf-very fucking overrated, he’s goth Alfonse. What a basic rehash of a character with an ungodly amount of screen time as it is

Thrasir-normally rated, but can be overrated in proximity to Líf. Although that’s just me hating the push IS gave to Vero and Alf being “couple-coded”🤮 Vero and Sharena are much better, as is Alf and Bruno

Ganglot- slightly underrated, but I can understand how the story ruined her. Still, the idea of her being faithful to Hel and being “taken in” by her can be an interesting idea, and of course killer design

Peony- normally rated

Mirabilis- normally rated

Plumeria- normally rated

Triandra-normally rated

Freyja- slightly overrated, her beautiful design covers up a very stupid and gross character who wants to fuck her brother

Ginnungagap-normally rated

Eitr-normally rated

Reginn-normally rated

Dagr-slightly overrated, the need for muscle mommies makes people a little too comfy with what’s a bland character baked with generic jock tropes

Nótt-slightly underrated, she was underdeveloped but the idea of a strong woman actually being defined in more unique archetypes that are divorced from her build (being a romantic, a refined and dedicated princess, etc) makes her the better sister in my eyes

Eitri-MASSIVELY UNDERRATED, by far the best villain we ever had in terms of character and motivation. Yeah the child design is weird but her character more than makes up for it. A cunning woman with the goal of keeping Nidavellir powerful to honor the memory of the man she adored, but being blinded by her bigotry to non-dvergr which made her cause chaos because she couldn’t stand the idea of seeing a Nidavellir not in her image. A very complex villain that isn’t “pure” evil without being drenched in “woe is me” bullshit.

Țjazi-overrated, awesome design but a completely uninteresting and sometimes aggrevating personality

Ash-overrated, let’s be honest. Her main schtick is talking too much and that’s not an interesting quirk. It’s annoying if anything. Her design really doesn’t make up for it either. It’s so boring

Letizia-a bit underrated, but to be fair, she was poorly utilized the the narrative. An awesome design though

Embla-weird limbo of being both normally rated but slightly overrated on here (because tumblr has a boner for pale goth people regardless of personality). I like how she’s genuinely emaciated and not given an attractive body which is rare to see on female characters but her character was way too evil to make the pity aspect deserved

Seidr-normally rated

Heidr- normally rated

Nerthuz-normally rated

Gullveig-slightly underrated. Overrated in design (by the horny people), but underrated in her character. She’s an interesting take on a woman with lost autonomy, forced to drive the mechanations of a self-centered man who didn’t get what he wanted from life. How empty she is, losing her desire to live every time she has to start the cycle🥺

Kvasir- normally rated

Ratatoskr- I’m seeing a lot of love for her but find her very overrated. She’s the generic wimpy freebie with a caring heart, not innovative and her design is boring

Hræsvelgr-interesting design, but a bland character who who is slightly overrated

Heidrun- normally rated

Nidhoggr-slightly underrated tbh, there’s so much potential in her being a daddy’s girl (the way she acts with Laerdr is clearly different from the rest), a woman depressed by her circumstances to the point she becomes a drunk. She’s the only interesting female oc of book 8.

Baldr-overrated as all Hel, another generic pretty girl who’s happy face made everyone go crazy, really?

Hodr-normally rated

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[monoceros-vulpes]

Name: Llyr Alias: N/A Prns: he/him Age: 13 DOB: 07.09.1880 Height: 170cm/ 5'7" Hex code:

Affiliation: The Black Horns Occupation: Intelligencer Relationships:

Åsa - older (adoptive) sister Unnamed - mother Unnamed - father Unnamed - older brother Unnamed - older sister Unnamed - younger sister

Dragons

Name: Eir Breed: Snaptrapper Age: 22 Length: 21.7m

Name: Ailbe Breed: Flashfang Age: Unknown Length: 1.1m

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

(pst, if you want more information on this superhero au, you can find the masterpost here! or check out the tag, which you can get to from this post! wahoo!)

"You're sure this is Jimmy's locker?"

"You don't need to whisper, there's literally no one here," Fwhip says, and flicks Sausage on the forehead for good measure. "And no clue, but this is the one the kid said, so I'm taking eir word for it."

Sausage doesn't look quite satisfied with the answer, but he goes back to putting the code that Basil had given them into the lock, so it's clearly close enough.

"How did ey even figure out this was his? Or figure out what the code was?"

"I think these are the kinds of question we don't ask if we want em to keep spying on Jimmy for us, Sausage."

"Great point." Sausage nods solemnly as the lock clicks open, giving the pair unlimited access to Jimmy's things, ripe for the pranking.

"Has the thought ever occurred to you that it might be a bit unethical of us to be using our campers as double agents in this prank war, Fwhip?"

"Once or twice," Fwhip hums. "You?"

"On occasion. We're going to keep doing it though, right?"

"Of course! Now, time to go through Jimmy's things."

Jimmy doesn't actually keep much in his locker. He's got a jacket, despite the fact that it's the middle of July, a backpack, and little else. Fwhip decides to tackle the backpack himself, sifting through things not at all suitable for a prank, like a change of clothes (too boring) and his phone (too expensive). It seems like all of their camper's hard work is going to be going to waste until Fwhip's hand brushes something slimy at the bottom of the bag.

"EW!" He shouts on reflex, pulling his hand back and shaking it off to stop feeling the texture.

"What, what, what is it?" Sausage says excitedly, taking the bag from Fwhip and looking through it himself. It only takes him a moment to find whatever Fwhip had touched, if the way his expression lights up is anything to go by.

"Fwhip, you're not gonna believe this." Sausage sticks his hand into Jimmy's backpack, clearly unbothered by the terrible textures within it, and pulls out something all too familiar.

"Why the hell does Jimmy have the Codfather's mask in his bag?"

If it's a replica, it's a damn good one, covered in that fishy layer of slime the Codfather always seems to have about him and everything. The colors are a perfect match too, a better one than most hero merch that's based on imperfect picture and video shots of the person.

"Wait..." Sausage says, holding the mask way too close to his face as he observes it. "Do you think... is Jimmy the Codfather?"

Fwhip bursts out laughing, way too loudly considering they're somewhere they aren't technically supposed to be. But he can't help himself. Jimmy, the Codfather? The Codfather can hurl pieces of buildings at people, can throw a punch that can- as much as Fwhip hates to admit it- truly leave him reeling, even with all the body armor. He throws Militia's clones at people like they're made of paper rather than... whatever the hell they're made of. Muscle? Not the point.

Jimmy is a stick, outside of the swimming muscles. Fwhip also has a distinct memory of watching Jimmy fall of the lifeguard tower because one of the kids startled him too hard when trying to show him their new jump on the diving board.

No, the Codfather is the Mechanist's rival because, for all that he's an annoying and self-righteous jerk, he's also a formidable opponent. Jimmy is Fwhip's rival because he's a moron.

"Alright, alright, then why do you think he has this?" Sausage says, hitting Fwhip on the arm until he stops laughing. "Is he like... a super fan or something? This thing seems too good to be a Party City costume or something."

Fwhip reaches out and takes the mask from Sausage, only cringing slightly at the texture of it this time. He turns it over in his hands, and Sausage is right. It looks like a perfect replica of the Codfather's mask, and if anyone would be able to recognize such a thing, it'd be Fwhip and Sausage. Where the hell could Jimmy have gotten something like this?

It's in this moment that Fwhip remembers something, a conversation he'd overheard between Jimmy and Lizzie a week or so back. She'd been teasing him about something, or more accurately someone. Jimmy had apparently been caught up in a villain attack downtown, and some hero had escorted him home. Lizzie had taken to calling this hero Jimmy's "superhero boyfriend", which he clearly hated, judging by the fact that the moment he noticed Fwhip listening in he quite aggressively told her to shut the fuck up (in only slightly kinder words).

"Wait, do you think the Codfather could be that superhero boyfriend Lizzie was teasing him about?"

"The Codfather's gay?!"

"I don't know!" Fwhip says, voice barely below a shout. "Why would I know that! It just seems like a much more likely possibility that Jimmy got given the mask by his new boyfriend than him being the Codfather."

Sausage hums, considering. "Okay, that's a good point. The pair of them seem pathetic enough to be charmed by each other, somehow. I ship it."

"Eugh, gross." Fwhip turns his attention back to the slimy mask in his hands, turning it over.

"So... what are we doing about the prank then?" Sausage asks. "I guess we could blackmail him about the boyfriend thing, but I think he might take that the wrong way."

Fwhip considers the mask for just a moment longer before he's struck by inspiration. "What if we steal the mask?"

The way Sausage's smile widens would probably be concerning if Fwhip was anyone slightly more normal, but thankfully for Sausage, Fwhip is just as weird as he is. And just as willing to ruin Jimmy's day.

"You're putting it in your bag, though," Fwhip says, shoving the mask back into Sausage's hands. "I don't want the Codfather's slime on all my stuff."

"Ew, and you think I do?" Sausage protests, but immediately puts it in his bag anyways.

"Nope, but this was my idea, so I get decision making powers. Now c'mon, let's get out of here before anyone comes back. Can't let Basil's hard work go to waste by getting caught."

[ask-thearchivists]

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Meteor (He/Him, masculine titles only)

The Uncle, over a million years old

Code name Uncle Coor (short for Coordinator)

He is in Control, feels very polite, will use coded insults to be mean in a way that gives plausible deniability, he's always in the right, impatient for a man who's immortal, expects perfection from his children. Does not play favorites with his children but has a subtle distance from his youngest.

Solstice (He/It, masculine titles only)

One of the Eldest Cousins, tied with his twin, over 200k years old

Code name The Compelor (a Charmer)

Not very naturally charismatic, a bit invasive, a little off putting, works as an extension of its father's will, agreeable when you are not rude to his father, cold when you are. F response: Friend

Equinox (She/It, feminine titles only)

One of the Eldest Cousins, tied with her twin

Code name The Copyist

Tired, exhausted even, much more naturally charismatic than its twin, she behaves similarly to her twin when it comes to their father but she's much weaker in her defense of him, has a secret that is eating it alive, desperate to tell it in the right circumstances (no Meteor). F response: Was Friend, is transitioning to ???

Comet (It/Its, any titles)

Second Eldest Cousin, over 150k years

Code name The Conservator

Is constantly dissociating, when it speaks it will speak in long, detailed sentences due to its job, is actually very sweet and will comfort its younger siblings when they're upset. F response: Flop

Astra (Ze/Zir/Zim, feminine and neutral titles)

Second Youngest Cousin, mentally/physically/emotionally 14

Code name The Cataloger (a Curator)

When zir father is around ze tends to shrink and mumble and not speak unless prompted by him, but when he isn't around ze behaves much more like a typical teen, a little mean unintentionally, teasing, but very insecure. F response: Freeze

Nova (He/E, any titles)

Youngest Cousin, the same age as the Collector

Code name The Cartologist (a Cartographer)

Doesn't play because he's not allowed to, doesn't grasp death, doesn't mind not being able to play because eir job means e can leave, flighty and nervous, avoidant. F response: Flight.

Premise:

The askers are Collected individuals that have been removed from stasis to be observed by the Archivists, this is due to an experiment Penumbra/The Coordinator is running, and now the relatives are here to evaluate the results. You do not know their True Names because they are closely guarded secrets (knowing their names gives you power over them so they would never tell you their names) so please try to refer to them solely by their code names in asks.

There will be an ongoing story, responses will be in text and not the images for accessibility, images will primarily be the faces of the Archivists, images will have IDs in alt text.

[jestersdlc]

....how the funk does one make a flirt with ey/em/eir pronouns????

........perhaps that is an impossible task.......or just that I'm doing scripting/coding at 3am so that may just be the results of that

[alexandraisyes]

Would you write Ruin having a mental breakdown?

Yes! I have before and I will most definitely do it again! He's so fun to fuck with emotionally. I've done a few different rambles about it for different AUs that I'll eventually get around to writing. He has a few emotional breakdowns in Errors in Resentment too.

Ruin struggled to find words, his corrupted processors coming up blank with what he wanted to say. The feelings he wanted to convey. Things he didn’t understand, not fully, but didn’t want to run from them like Eclipse did. Failing to find what he wanted to say, to figure out what he wanted to do about the situation, he let go of Eclipse’s hand with a nervous laugh. “Never mind.” He muttered, stepping back and watching as Eclipse hesitated, then left the room. He ignored the frustrated tears that spilled down his cheeks, ignored the way his code snapped and bristled at him in irritation for his inaction, ignored how corrupted systems surged forward to paint his vision in staticky purple. He grabbed the cup Eclipse had given him, rinsed it, dried it, and stared at it before hurling it across the room as hard as he could, getting no satisfaction in the way it shattered against the door. With a silent sob, he sank to the floor, ignoring the notifications swarming his vision about the mess, curling up into himself and letting emotion consume him.

The silly little snippet of emotional breakdown from EiR

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[thr4shit]

Fun facts about Ronan-Lee Vargos pt. 2!

Falls under the salmacian label!

Also falls in the ace spectrum due to being somewhat in the auto spec.

Does not feel romantic attraction, or desire a romantic relationship.

Has a penchant for bright clothing

Has been called a walking rave before by Iridest

Is also known for somewhat dress code breaking outfits. He doesn't care enough to adhere to them.

5'10

6'2 with eir platforms

About 6' taller than Iridest w/o platforms, about 10' taller w/

Has hallucinations

Primarily auditory

Used to work in a circus as an acrobat & clown

Where he got the strength to use his weapon of choice*

*The giant hammer

It also means they're flexible.

Made the hammer by themselves

The hammer is named Jawbreaker btw

It's at LEAST their normal height

Enjoys confusing people with eir gender

Technically is fine with all pronouns as they know they confuse people, but his preferred ones are They/Ey/He

Finds euphoria in decommission work

Loves adrenaline highs, leading to other risk taking behaviors.

Does taxidermy in his free time on occasion

Primarily with moths and butterflies that he finds pretty

The specific incident that earned them the nickname GlitterGore was when they decommissioned an SCP by essentially blowing it up from the inside with a glitter bomb.

The resulting glittery blood that covered him was where the codename came from.

Would be considered a mad scientist if they were actually a scientist.

Has a very eccentric / avant-garde like personality but most of that is a facade.

Their hyperactivity is not a facade, though. They really are that hyper.

Knows most people find him too hyper or energetic in some fashion

Purposely acts more energetic to spite them.

Surprisingly is somehow not anomalous in any way yet

Finds Iridest's skin fascinating due to the shimmer

It's like a moth drawn towards light.

Iridest has had to physically push them away at times because of how close they got.

[thefinalwitness]

do you have any transfem ocs? anon here is transfem :)

TRANSFEM OCS 💞💞💞💞

eir-a is in fact transfem! they use they/she pronouns but i don't even really qualify them as nonbinary these days tbh, they're very pure-transfem in my heart. (and they're my oc so my heart is law HEHEHEHE)

sapphron is also transfem, and while she's originally a wowcraft oc, i do have a dedicated ffxiv version of her. :) no recent screenshots tho so wowcraft (in ffxiv) version it is hehe

those are my two dedicated trans women ocs, but i have a LOT of nonbinary ocs! l'aiha (she/they), esmerales (she/he), etoile (they/them), io (they/them), mala (she/her), and valeré (she/her) all come to mind, but there's probably more. i am a notorious nb oc maker 😌

raein (he/they) also gets an honorable mention because his expression of his nonbinary-ism is VERY fem-coded, both in physical presentation and in how he likes to be referred to in close company (feminine words, for instance). he leans HARD into that "blood elves are feminine" shit LOL. him i DO have some pics of his ffxiv version (with his husband <33)