#embarrassing blunders

[holmesunenthusiast]

Okay but of all the stories Watson could pen why tf would he choose The Engineers Thumb 😭😭 absolutely fuckall happened. Dude showed up without a finger, told them an insane story from the POV of one of those ugly stress toys that get exploded in hydraulic press tiktok bot videos, and...? That's it 💀 they tried to find the criminals and the MFS already burnt the house down and escaped. The only thing Holmes deduced was that the murderers don't live eight miles from the station but actually just two feet. No payoff. Victor didn't even get his money. 90% of it was a grwm storytime while my doctor sews up my finger and I tell you about the time I almost got flat stanleyed. The titular thumb wasn't even there.

[unionizedwizard]

(sitting up in a cold sweat in the midst of editing) cambridge dictionary . spell of Remind Me About Adjective Order . PLEASE

[lesbiangiratina]

You dont know the games im playing. The life im living. My life is on the fucking line sometimes. My life is on the balls

[bird-pokemon-showdown]

well, it looks like it’s time for the finals! but… hmm, a 3 set final is kind of weird, isn’t it? i think we should up the ante here with a sudden death match!!!

vote for a fallen semifinalist to bring back and face off against decidueye in the Actual Real Semifinals!!!

[timeflow]

just bit mysel

🚨OFF ANON SELF-BITING CONFESSION🚨

[celibatefish]

I enjoy the band Ween featuring Gene and Dean Ween but great fish heavens there's bad language and it scares me every time, I have to jump up and hide the moment they begin to mutter a single inappropriate word.

[natsmagi]

Hi!! Ive been wondering about something... That line at the end of element where tsumugi says hes growing his hair for a reason and cant cut it till he fullfils his vow, do they ever adress that again? I've not read every single switch story... i was really curious about that, if you dont mind my asking you?

yes they do!! its directly referenced in Next Door!!

this is the only time outside of WG where its been directly stated hes growing it out for natsume iirc?? though in !-era most of natsumes jabs at tsumugis hair would be met with tsumugi being all "why are u being so mean!!!" in contrast to !!-era where tsumugi has caught on that natsume actually really likes his hair which i think is a really fun and cute development KAHJSFKJHKJ

(source: Magic Lantern)

EDIT: I JUST REALIZED THE STORY U LISTED WAS ELEMENT AND NOT WONDER GAME. SO HERES THE WONDER GAME SNIPPET LOL

ignore tsumugis image not loading i hurried over to get this ok

[keeps-ache]

the urge to go MIA in the gocey store

[cerealmonster15]

it also occurred to me like yesterday that in my kali/sil fic I’ve been writing I think I like, focused so hard on figuring out characterization and relationship dynamic accuracy and also just fighting for my life with the plot that I believe I neglected to like. Mention silvers sleepy boy situation like,,, at all. Maybe once offhandedly??? Like I didn’t forget it’s a part of him but I think somehow I just forgot to work it into the fic at all when it’s generally a pretty big part of his character 😭😭😭 like maybe it’s bc we’ve been in book 7 and it hasn’t come up in the dream zone (I forget if he mentioned if he’s just not sleepy boy in the dream realms, probably lol) so maybe that’s why I forgot??? But even then I literally went to some of the vignettes to study how he talks with kalim and the sleepies does come up in those examples….. I feel like it’s just something I was like “yeah yeah that’s a given I need to figure out the rest of him rn tho cuz he’s more than just a sleepy guy” so hard that it slipped my mind completely….. I went too hard in the other direction….

[duchessbian]

hey quick question um. just wondering am i always going to be like this forever 😀

[adhd-merlin]

b&b thought of the day. I know there are instances of actual bullism and microaggressions towards gal but perhaps the moment I found saddest was when the pizza guy at the company pizza party promised them a cheeseless pizza and then forgot about it, and instead of reminding him gal just took out their carrots and went to seat a table on their own. the quiet resignation. the complete lack of surprise. this has happened before

[m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e]

TØP comeback song goes pretty hard tbh. Here’s a very cursed image of 12-year-old me at their concert because I cannot escape my past

[birdyverdie]

dear god am i hopeless in genuinely flirting

[hemorrhoidbabe69]

”how did you get up there” how do you think

[irhabiya]

rambling and this doesn't really mean much but it's fucking telling how swiftly the us moved to get egypt to fall in line with its interests after seeing our first postcolonial attempt at self-determination headed by nasser, NASSER of all people. they are so fucking terrified of any and all forms of opposition to their hegemony in the middle east it's crazy

[simonoliverseville]

“Is it safe to return? Has everyone forgotten about my physics blunder?”