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The Entity Comes Out to Play
Intro
Every once in a while, the entity gets antsy. It has, after all, been confined to a single manor for centuries. A spell ensured the epicenter of it could never fully escape. It didn't, however, prevent the thing from spreading its madness to the outside world. That much was proven over 100 years ago. But we don’t need to get into the details now. What’s the fun in giving everything away? No, the readers want to see the good stuff; to see the pain, whether it be physical or emotional. And it so happens that the entity can do just that. Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s get started. And who better to start with than a certain guilty engineer.
Chapter 1
It was just another night of work for engineer mark. The googles needed yet another addition to their devices, forcing him–at least, in his eyes–to pull another all-nighter. Chase tried his very best to get him away from his desk, but nothing would do it. Sometimes, not even the threat of carrying him to bed would sway Gin’s stubbornness. The desk was strewn with blueprint paper and coffee mugs. Still, even all that caffeine couldn’t stop his eyes from desperately trying to close. He shook his head in an attempt to keep himself awake. Regardless, his lids were feeling heavy, heavier than they ever were during an all-nighter. Well, there’s a first for everything. Another cup of coffee would surely do the trick. The instant Gin stood up, everything seemed to spin for a moment, before weighing down on him. The weight pushed him back into his chair. He tried again to get out of his chair. The slightest movement up triggered yet another bout of dizziness. What the fuck was happening? Whatever it was, there was no way he was getting out of his chair. If anything, he could probably call for Chase–
No voice.
No noise.
The engineer tried to open his mouth, but found it was bound shut by…something. Certainly nothing he could feel. He was stuck in his chair, slightly lower than one would usually sit. And now, he couldn’t even call for help. This had to be a dream. It had to be. Otherwise, he was going insane. Gin knew nobody with powers in the house would mess with him like this. There was no other explanation than him not being awake.
So quick to think it’s a dream.
So quick to think it’s not real.
You’re wide awake.
Do you know what’s real?
The whispering voices were quick to overwhelm him.
You are here.
We are here.
We can help you.
Let us in.
He felt as if they were burrowing into his brain from his ears.
It’s weighing on you.
The Guilt.
You’ve hurt so many.
You want to forget.
He…he did want to forget. It always lingered in the back of his mind, all of the actions that lead him here. He can hear the crystal powering up.
You can forget.
You can be happy.
Let us help you.
Let us in.
This was insane, he was going nuts. What-? Why did he almost consider it? Why…why wouldn’t he? He wanted to be happy. He wanted to forget. He could open his mouth again.
Your voice is returned.
Say the words.
“I let you in.”
Repeat.
The engineer opened his mouth, speech still a struggle.
“I…I…”
“I let you in.”
Repeat.
The voices increased in volume, but only by a hair.
“I..” He breathed.
“I let..I let you–”
“How’s everything in here?” Chase came in through the open door, making Gin’s soul jump from his body for a moment. Within seconds, every sensation from seconds ago was gone. He turned around, giving Chase a look at him.
“Oh my god, are you okay?” Chase could see the pure fear radiating off Gin’s face
“Uh..” Gin hesitated to say what happened, not sure himself what it was.
“I’m..I’m fine. Just a bad dream,” due to exhaustion, and overall fright, he wasn’t trying his best, in terms of lying. Luckily, Chase bought it right away.
“Must have been a really bad one,” Chase replied, quickly making his way to the engineer’s desk.
“You haven’t looked like this for a good bit,” he leaned on the chair.
“Do ya wanna go to bed?” Engineer looked at the analog clock across from him. It read 3:00 am from his bedside table.
“I don’t…I don’t know…” he looked down, resisting the urge to word vomit about whatever the fuck just happened to him. For all he knew, it could’ve just been a–
(So quick to think it’s a dream.)
He shook his head, trying to erase it like an etch-a-sketch.
“Maybe you just need some company right now,” Chase suggested.
“Like, I don’t know, some snacks and a game of ‘who wakes up next’?” he added, trying to lighten the mood. Well, it worked causing a small smile to form on the engineer’s face.
“It’s not that hard,” Gin began.
“It’s always doctor german or doctor ‘you’re dying.’”
“You never know, it could change up,” Chase replied.
#markiplier#engineer mark#jacksepticeye#chase brody#engineer mark/chase brody#engineer average#markiplier fanfiction#markiplier egos#septic egos#codi don’t look
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The thing about the time lords is yeah they’re a super powerful species, it wouldn’t be all that inaccurate to call them gods of time, but you get yourself a time lord and like 70% of the time it’s like oh this is a guy I could kick in the shins really hard and get away with it unscathed
#they are very powerful but few time lords actually seem to know how to use that power (or really even just the idea of that power) outside#of gallifrey and it’s practically unchanging systems of power#like there’s definitely a few that are formidable all on their own#but like take your average time lord out of gallifrey and they’re not much more than a smart and time sensitive some guy#like look at fucking spandrell and engin#or most of the chancellery guard#they don’t actually have any skills/powers outside of the ones placed upon them by gallifrey#get them alone and they’re nothing#the time lords power comes from their reputation and the systems built at the beginning of their society more than like#some sort of time lordness#doctor who#time lords
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failure
#my art#madness combat#madcom#aahw#aahw agent#atp engineer#the auditor#doodle#when audi is frustrated. id imagine he cant even focus on keeping his appearance humanoid anymore#it terrifies the agents because quiet audi is the scariest audi. he bursts into these tendrils that looks indescribable to an average grunt#no matter how hard he tries to kill hank it will always be futile etc etc and he will make a fool of himself etc
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there’s a spy around here…
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 engineer#tf2 spy#era.png#just a little doodle to post something !!!#i’m averaging one million doodles every day but 99% of them im too shy to post sooo yeag..#im getting a few asks/requests so i’ll try to get to those soon :3c#id in alt of corpse ^_^#id in alt text
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Okay I’m never gonna write the fic that is written in my ideas file as “save a horse ride a cowboy/he thinks my tractor’s sexy”
I’m never gonna write it so it’s irrelevant that Edwin grows heritage crops and is at the cutting edge of small-scale organic farming techniques, he’s listed as a co-author on a dozen different papers, which he worked on while sitting perched in the raised bucket attachment of the aforementioned tractor
it’s not relevant that Charles kept coming by on his horse and interrupting him, standing up on the saddle to get his head roughly level with Edwin’s to ask him about what he was doing (and not at all to impress him obviously of course)
no reason to mention that Charles ended up as a co-author on a paper, the BA standing out in the list
or that Charles’s horse has gotten very used to being ground-tied next to Edwin’s tractor so his rider can hop up on the bucket next to some weird human
or that the next paper they co-author, Charles’s name has an MS, which didn’t even take him longer than two years to get even though he was doing it long-distance, which he says is because he had a lot of free time to work on stuff while out sitting by bob-wahr fences under beating sun making his eyes dance, and curled up in the back of his F-150 under the stars. it was probably easier for him than most people, he says, if asked, with a loose grin
And it definitely doesn’t matter that the next paper after that, he and Edwin have the same last name.
(The cowboy church* that Charles went to for social reasons refused to let them marry there, which they’d expected but Charles felt it was the right thing to do to ask anyway, but that was alright, because the pastor, Charlie, went rogue and agreed to officiate for them outside of the church, so they got married out on Edwin’s back 40, the ranch dogs and farm cats running around under the feet of the half dozen guests, the other weirdos in the area, and the fiddler played til dawn)
*Cowboy churches are a real thing, this is not a joke.
Another bit of relevant cultural context is that none of the cowboys I grew up with had four year degrees. That Charles starts out with a BA means that while he’s under-credentialed for an academic setting, he’s simultaneously already over-educated for his own cultural context, and probably spends a lot of time getting mockingly called “professor” by his ‘friends’ and remembering not to use overly fancy words and so forth.
Also he probably tries to avoid Zoom calls because having a noticeably rural accent around academics is Fraught, he checks his emails twice to make sure he hasn’t typed ‘y’all’
I am not writing this and I therefore do not know that Charles’s MS is from A&M, which is both the best university for his field and so virulently homophobic that I have a lot of acquaintances who had to drop out from there specifically because of that, and that the co-authored papers were on the topic of using animals for sustainable agriculture, like using Lacewings to manage aphids, and goats to manage invasive flora; Charles's knowledge of animal husbandry and Edwin's knowledge of sustainable agriculture meeting in the middle
If I were actually writing this as a fic, I’d mention things like the instability and draconian download caps of HughesNet that mean if Charles needs to download a big file like a recorded lecture he has to set an alarm for 3AM to download it during the unthrottled grace hour; the laptop running out of charge out in that truck bed, Charles using money he doesn’t have to buy a converter so he can charge it off the F-150
how he was doing homework under the stars not because it’s romantic but because if he gets out of the cab and parks on top of the tallest hill he might be able to get line of sight to a tower and hotspot off his phone (and worry about the bill later); about how he can only work for brief periods at a time during the day because the sun will make his laptop overheat, how he keeps an ice chest full of Nordic Ice in the back seat of the truck not just for water but so he can pop his laptop in there to cool it down; how he overclocks that shitty laptop making it run data analysis in R; how he rations his gas so he can turn on the AC once in a while and charge his laptop and still be able to drive home.
How Charles and Edwin started carpooling for the hour-long drive each way to the grocery store for the monthly stock of jugs of bottled water, that they need because the leaky water pipes they and their neighbors maintain themselves (because no government or corporate guy is gonna come out there) run under cow pastures and pesticide-laced fields and septic tanks and the tap water isn't safe even boiled, and they use the couple of hours in the truck to bounce ideas off each other, a laptop balanced on the truck's center console, pausing only to touch their hats when they pass another truck.
…but I’m not writing it, so.
#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#mine#so anyway this one’s for my rural homies I guess#because even with my added cultural context#your average urban chappie doesn’t know what it means when your horse is so familiar#with someone else’s diesel-powered terror engine#that they can be ground-tied next to it for hours#or that the back 40 is where the Johnson grass grows taller and the dogs run freer#and the fireflies flicker and the wildflowers paint the hill#and where you go to be private and away and alone#they won’t know that even on horseback it was probably 20 minutes from Edwin’s front gate to Edwin’s tractor every time#not including the time to get to that gate in the first place#they won’t know what it *means* that Charles still says bob-wahr even while he’s in grad school#not really#so this one’s for my neighbors who live miles away
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The whole intent and dialogue around that statue in Times Square that pisses people off for being so radically average (Grounded in Stars) is so relevant to how I see Electra. Electric trains are just so invisible and never given serious media attention in the Anglosphere for how much they quietly keep society running and are genuinely superhero-tier stat-wise compared to any other trains (the environmental angle woefully undersells them they are OP in general).
Anyways, the more people go out of their way to make Electra anything but a regular electric train (which are SO rare in English-language fictional media) to villainize them, the more I make Electra a radically average fat middle aged commuter train with realistic “stuck in the 70s-80s” aesthetics. Because it makes you question everything and long for revisionist Train Wicked, because media misrepresenting and erasing electric trains for so long is such a silent but influential problem in the Anglosphere and has FASCINATING implications. The fact that people bend over backwards to praise steam engines for less than mediocrity but scream at electric trains for anything less than perfection (and ignore them otherwise) is telling and could be made so meaningful.
Anyways, flounce on New Jersey Transit Electra. Her hair is made of those coiled wires like on telephones. I may spin her into an OC because NJT is all electro-diesel bimodal engines and she really does feel like a midpoint between Electra and Greaseball lol
#stex#starlight express#my art#still would be competitive with Greaseball and track conditions are always an easy way to explain Nationals losing#quietly making even more radically average commuter train OCs because they have fun color schemes and important but ignored problems#like breaking in half or getting snagged on ridiculously antiquated catenaries#my dream production is just two hours of the Wiz subway scene with them Going Through It with surreal infrastructure problems#ft. showing mykal no context commuter trains and seeing what makeup designs he comes up with from vibes alone#i can go on for way too long about how the social/political/economical aspects of rail electrification is fascinating and influential#they’re only “boring” until you consider the bigger picture they’re a part of and how unintuitive yet important and understated it is#see: how long pantographs last despite the prolonged speed and friction and how they’re very durable for something that delicate and weird#there was an article of an electrical engineer talking about pantographs like the bee movie intro#“this defies all good engineering conventions and yet it is effective and enduring regardless”
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💛🩵
Messed up the sizes, but it’s them
My baes
#hello neighbor#hello neighbor 2#hello guest#hello engineer#secret neighbor#neighbor x player#glued neighbors#player is average sized i draw neighbor too big lol#gay#bisexual#lgbt
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Since we see him every now and then, what is Ryan like in Casa Tidmouth?
ryan works at the harwick branchline with daisy. in the secret of the lost treasure and misty island rescue arcs, ryan is the bystander to thomas' adventures that lead up to his fight with sailor john and skiff, eventually adding to the number of supporting characters that got dragged into both the mystery surrounding the gold dust and the mess thomas has left on sodor. after sailor john got arrested and thomas went missing, ryan helped thomas' friends look for his whereabouts while also being the key witness to sailor john's mad ramblings about "lady of the legend" and his motives for almost blowing up the island. ryan never asked for any of this but because he likes thomas and knows info that other people don't, he just HAS to step in
outside of the plot-heavy stuff, ryan's one of the kinder sudrian railway workers compared to his weirdo coworkers. he considers daisy and thomas to be his closest friends despite the former having the tendency to push her workloads onto him in the past and the latter being a bit standoffish despite ryan's attempts at hospitality.
ryan's extended family, on the other hand...
ryan is connected to the gresleys through his mother. his mother is the daughter of joseph gresley I (the gresleys’ grandfather), so he’s the cousin of gordon, scott, spencer, and mallard. he doesn’t talk to his cousins often ever since he’s a teenager because they’re nutjobs who mostly care about themselves and ryan has self-respect and values his sanity
unlike most his cousins who has the power of hater-ism coursing through their veins, ryan is a perfectly normal man who cares about his friends. he talks about his issues directly instead of letting it simmer. he sometimes have drinks with daisy and thomas after work. he used to have trouble articulating his more “negative” feelings and driving his opinion, but he’s doing better lately. he wants to maintain peace by being kind to others, which makes him prone to being dragged into any weird business his cousins have whenever they have the chance.
whenever holiday season is around the corner, ryan knows exactly what to expect. scott, his most famous cousin, the only one who still GAF about tightening what’s left of the gresleys together, will ask him to come over for dinner with his cousins (his charisma stat is maxed out). ryan can’t refuse because scott will pull excuses like “it’s just once a year” or “there's a dog” and ryan doesn’t have anything else to do. the family party will start off normal, then when mallard brings out the wine (provocateur!!!) things go south. gordon and spencer would badmouth each other about each other's secrets/fails, they get into a fight, scott tries to calm them down, ryan frowns at the disinterested mallard, sighs, goes outside to the nearest telephone booth to call daisy and ask her to pick him up. at this point it’s comical
ryan’s really the opposite of his cousins, from clothing to backstory. when designing him, I took the key components of his cousins’ designs and invert them. his cousins dress lavishly – big coats and suits, but ryan just rolls up his sleeves and dons a vest. his cousins’ haistyles are combed back, gelled, etc, while ryan’s hair goes everywhere (parted bangs show hairline). most of his cousins have horrific trauma related to death and loss from their childhood, while ryan’s just a city boy who grew up with nothing eventful in his life (except attending his cousins’ funerals). he doesn’t even inherit the gresley surname and is oblivious to most of the gossips surrounding or is inside the gresley family.
ryan is his own person who gets thrown around like a volleyball a lot, but he still has a good heart. one can consider ryan to be what any of his cousins would’ve ended up like if they had normal upbringings. who am I kidding? lol
#asks#anonymous#thomas the tank engine#thomas and friends#ttte ryan#casa tidmouth#senjart#my most normal guy ever. my average joe. I love you#this post became mostly about ryan's connection with the gresleys more than it is about his connection with thomas' gold dust adventures#but hehe hope you enjoy#also I really liked the shading I did in this post's art#cream yellow really do go well with baby blue#also ryan has a teeny itty bitty crush on thomas. probably because he thinks thomas' angry pouty attitude is kinda cute#not that it's important because he's focused on THE BAG#also peep ryan's last name heheheh
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Okay I know it's a semi-popular headcanon/storybeat that Michael would have gotten in HUGE legal trouble for the whole bite of '83 thing but honestly I think it'd be interesting to see if the business itself got into legal trouble, specifically Henry since in the novel trilogy it's established that he makes the bots.
Like obviously Michael would still get sent to juvie or something but it's only for a short while since maybe William got his lawyer to place the most blame on Henry and resulted in either Henry going to jail for a while or having him sell his half of the business to deal with the legal fees. Fredbear's officially closes down and William takes control of the brand when it relaunches as Fazbear Entertainment. Bonus points for William killing Charlie after '83 as a sort of twisted "eye for an eye" situation.
and you can have Michael after the fact overlooking some of William's more unnerving tendencies maybe even lying to help him because well.. it's his dad. Michael literally did the worst thing in the entire world to his younger brother and his dad doesn't blame him. He still has (an absolutely awful) person to support him and tell him it's okay when literally everyone else in his life either hates him or avoids him so of course he'd ignore when his dad came home with bloodstains on his shoes or a new toy for Elizabeth that he swore used to belong to a kid down the street.
It doesn't matter if it comes from a place of actual love and grief or from wanting revenge on Henry I just think it would be an interesting spin
#theladyofrosewater#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#william afton#henry emily#I was looking at the average length of time you'd get put in jail as a minor for manslaughter for fic purposes#and got the idea#btw Utah is apparently tougher on manslaughter cases especially if it's a child abuse homicide#but like realistically I don't know if Michael specifically would have gotten a harsher or lighter sentence since while it was his idea#THREE of his friends all agreeded to it and like logically this never should have happened#unless the robots were using engines that were way stronger than industry standard#so like realistically the worst CC should have gotten is eye damage#not death#so like would it be at fault of the business#idk#I do not specialize in 1980s Utah Law
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charles leclerc on instagram, 10.22.2024
#f1#charles leclerc#*inhales sharply like that seagull meme* WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK#he did this for me for my surgery u have no idea what this MEAnS for me im soooo fucking jealous#do u have any idea how much of a DREAM this is for me. to be in a rafale. AND HE JUST DID THAT AND POSTED ITTTTTT#i need to be sucked inside the jet engine i will always be stuck here .#he looks so HOT i need to combust like kerosene call me reynolds averaged navier stokes the way all my thoughts are TURBULENT!!!!!#anyway . this among other things
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Emotions are High: Chapter 2
AU based on @iamvegorott 's version of the egos.
Anti didn’t usually like to be the one to interrupt Dark during their work. They got very…cranky whenever someone did that (though that’s an understatement). Still, while food was no longer necessary for them, the being enjoyed partaking in food and drinks. And they took any chance to be with their husband. However, they often, like Gin, had to be woken up from “work mode.” Tonight was apparently no exception.
“Hey, Mr. businessman,” Anti called teasingly after knocking on the office door. There was no answer. For a creature like Dark, this silence wasn’t unusual. They must have been absorbed in their work. He knocked again.
“It’s food time,” the glitch called one more time, hoping that would get them to look up. Out of the quiet came a quick clearing of the throat.
“One moment,” a voice responded. It sounded like Dark, but different; a bit more prim and proper than usual (Anti didn’t think that was possible). Then, Anti started hearing a female-sounding voice whispering. He leaned his ear against the door to hear better.
“He’s not going to go away, you know that,” the woman whispered aggravatedly.
“Yes,” the Dark-not Dark voice started quietly.
“But he’s never seen us before, and–”
“But he knows, it wouldn’t be a surprise,” the other voice replied. Wait, what was it Dark said about their past? Right, they were some mish-mash of twins. Which means…
“The Dark twins?” Anti asked from behind the door. There was a pause–likely the female twin giving her brother an ‘I told you so’ look–before the Dark-not Dark voice broke the silence.
“Come in,” the voice said, the door unlatching and opening itself. What the glitch found was just as he thought; a set of twins, one a woman in a dark dress, the other a man in a black suit. The man was the first one to speak again.
“Hello, Antisepticeye.”
[Meanwhile]
“So, you’re…Gin’s anxiety?” Chase asked, guiding the nervous wreck through the house.
“I-I’m worry…actually,” the copy responded.
“Isn’t that the same thing?” Chase asked, confused more than he already was.
“Uh…a lot of people think that, but there’s actually…actually a bit of a difference,” purple Gin replied with a nervous smile that quickly went down.The more Chase looked at the copy’s jumpsuit, he noticed that it wasn’t just regular purple. It was more of a violet than a regular purple. He only knew the difference because Schneep liked to info dump on colors (he wanted to be an artist, after all). But that wasn’t important at the moment.
“And do you know where…regular Gin is?” Chase let out a sigh, frustrated but still trying to be careful. He didn’t know what would cause this emotion to break.
“Unfortunately, um…” Violet Gin hesitated. He knew this statement would deeply upset Chase and was, well…worried about the repercussions.
“He’s gone while we’re, uh…separated,” the copy fidgeted with his hands. Chase took another breath, trying to compose himself.
“But he’ll come back if we find all of you guys,” Chase predicted hopefully.
“Yeah, the only problem is…getting them back together,” Violet Gin moved his fingers like a child playing the piano for the first time, tapping against his legs.
“It’s possible, we just gotta get some help. And I know exactly where to get it,” Chase stopped at a dark blue door, knocking four times with a silver cat knocker.
“MARVIN!” he used the signature scream he got from his creator, this time put to good use. With a click and a creak, the door opened.
“Hello…” Marvin greeted awkwardly.
“What can I do for you?”
“I think you know,” Chase replied, gesturing towards the copy of Gin.
“Hi,” Violet Gin waved shyly.
[Meanwhile]
“We didn’t think we’d be meeting you like this,” Damien said, squeezing his own hands. In the past, he would have his cane, but he was…well…forced to do away with that.
“For a while, I thought we wouldn’t meet you at all,” Celine retorted.
“Is now really the time for this?” Damien raised his voice; slightly, but just enough to show frustration.
“To think I used to be the serious one,” his sister let out a puff of laughter from her nose.
“One of us has to-”
“Excuse me, would ya quit bein’ siblings for a second and say hi?” Anti glitches in between them, interrupting Damien.
“Hello, honey,” she gave the glitch a warm, but gentle hug, kissing the top of his head.
“Well, now I see where Dark got their mommy energy from,” Anti joked.
“Hey, Damien pitches in as well,” Celine replied, breaking off the hug and facing Damien with a smirk.
“Someone has to make sure everyone is in order,” Damien straightened up his suit, adjusting to having his own form again. Celine just snickered. Those kinds of statements always did go over her dear brother’s head.
“Hold on a second,” Anti took a confused look at the former Mayor.
“I thought he was the ‘warm and gentle one.’”
“That’s a long story,” Celine explained.
“Yes, one we don’t have time to tell,” Damien spat flatly.
“Now, we need to find Dark and rejoin them,” he moved his neck out of habit, before realizing he didn’t have to crack it in this form. Anti just barely held in a laugh at the sight.
“If we are out, that means the entity is roaming around, and who knows what damage it could cause.”
“But I thought Darky was the entity,” clearly, he misunderstood when his partner told him the story.
“We’ll explain on the way to Wil.”
“Why are we going to him?” Anti asked.
“Our division happened after that blasted drink he gave us,” Damien sifted through a closet, until he found his old cane. Luckily for him, it looked to be kept intact and polished.
“He couldn’t have known what it did,” Celine followed behind, trying to calm Damien down, at least slightly. The former mayor has been furious at Wil ever since he shot the District Attorney. Further proof that his old self was pushed down by a layer of darkness. But that wasn’t the point of this endeavor.
“Yes,” Damien sighed, seeming to humor his sister.
“But he does know where he got it.”
“Would he, though?” Anti commented. Wilford didn’t always have the best memory, considering his powers.
“At the moment, it’s the only thing we have,” the former mayor explained, being somewhat more careful with the glitch.
“Come along,” Anti and Celine followed behind to the door. Unbeknownst to them, a wisp of shadow hid itself behind Dark’s desk.
[Meanwhile]
“You just let the most chaotic man in the house run away with your potions?!” Chase screamed.
“No one can stop Wilford, you know that!” Marvin yelled back.
“Then why didn’t you say anything?!” Chase shouted in reply.
“My teleportation fucked up on me, okay?!” Marvin belted out.
“You had legs! The dining room was literally seconds away!” Chase shrilled.
“Okay, clearly this isn’t doing anything,” the magician took a calming breath.
“We’re just acting like bickering parents with their kid in the room.” Both of them stopped to check on Worry Gin. He was still sitting, listening to music on noise canceling headphones. At least he was occupied. Couldn’t have the embodiment of worry getting overwhelmed, after all.
“Alright, how do we do this?” Chase took a deep breath as well, shaking out his emotions in the air with his hands.
“Let me find it,” Marvin to a bookshelf behind him, skimming the book titles until he found just what he needed; a thick, black and orange book called Stupe’s Empirical Lyrical Guide to Magic.
“Aha!” The magician pulled it out. The cover featured the outline of a person with a mustache, sideburns, and glasses. Marvin opened the book where the silk orange bookmark was, carefully speed reading for the solution.
“Well?” The magician continued scanning the pages until he found a part titled Reversal Rehearsal.
“You have to give me a moment, all the directions rhyme,” Marvin briefly looks up from the book.
“Didn’t Phantom tell you not to get that version?” Chase reminded the magician. The author of this book was known for their extensive vocabulary, so their book was never recommended for either beginners or people in an emergency. It just so happens that they are dealing with the latter. After a few minutes, Marvin looked to be finally understanding the words.
“Alright, so each emotion should be in a place the person associates with that feeling,” the magician explained.
“But where would we even start?” Chase eyebrows strained down in confusion.
“It says to start with the basic ones,” Marvin began.
“So happiness, maybe?” he suggested. Chase’s eyes widened immediately after.
“I think I know where to find that one.”
Thanks for reading! If you would like to be tagged in my stories, please let me know. Also, there may or may not be more short stories coming, as I have gained more creative inspiration recently.
#markiplier#jacksepticeye#markiplier fanfiction#jacksepticeye fanfiction#septic fanfiction#jse fanfiction#markiplier egos#septic egos#jse egos#jacksepticeye egos#chase brody#engineer mark#marvin the magician#mayor damien#celine the seer#shipping#danti#engineer average#engineer mark/chase brody#darkiplier/antisepticeye#puppeteer with a pencil#emotions are high#chapter 2#codi don't look
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Rewatching One Punch Man and talking about the origin of different abilities.
Me: a lot of them look supernatural, but the origin is usually hard work. Like Saitama—
Boyfriend: hard work or monsterization.
Me: well yeah but that’s not really not what I—
Boyfriend: —and monsterization usually comes from obsession, right? So Saitama works hard but he’s also obsessed with strength so maybe he’s got all this power because he’s a little bit monster—
Anyway I think I have to go lie down for a bit.🫠
#one punch man#opm#Saitama#he’s unfairly good at synthesis and above average at media literacy#like I’m out here writing essays taking notes and making flow charts#and he just immediately comes up with a one sentence plausible hot take or a brief-yet-brilliant thesis statement#I think that’s the engineer in him#but it makes me (the writer) want to flip all the tables
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if youd be willing could i get some more engiespy angst with engie suffering
or if you wanna do smth else demosoldier?
Uhhhh, it's not an Engiespy drawing, but will this suffice for Engie suffering? I mean, I guess it could technically be Engiespy if you want it to be? You know what, sure, let's make it so it can be shipped or not.
I've been planning an animation because I need to practice my script writing more. The idea I have for the animation is Engineer losing his sanity and killing the team because Spy dies. Because an already insane character losing more of his sanity is fun!
Here's some of the script and storyboard:
I also made it winter because I like winter. Story might change, or it might not. Honestly depends on how it goes since I kind of just improvise when it comes to writing.
#I've noticed I like to make the TF2 characters suffer#Specifically the BLU team#But alas#Suffrage maketh the average Tumblr artist-writer#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 engie#tf2 engineer#tf2 spy#miss pauling#blu scout#blu engineer#blu spy#engiespy#engineer x spy#spy x engineer#napoleon complex#practical espionage
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Tried reaching out to my mom for advice/help on the essay I'm struggling to write and she sold me to ask ChatGPT... sorry for asking I guess. LOL
#SHE MEANS WELL... Just you know. Average middle aged person fascination on these types of engines when it doesn't really offer much to the#table for what I am trying to accomplish you know ...
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I know I complain about this constantly but it frustrates me whenever I need to edit a template to say "the engineer. She....". Instead of "the engineer. He.....". When it's a female engineer. I don't think anyone else has ever changed the pronouns but IDK! I think we should stop using "he/him" pronouns as the default for engineers on official documents!
Our office is rare in that it's 50% women in engineering so idk why we put up with this.
I know this is a small thing but it frustrates me. I'm really not supposed to edit these letters but I can't help myself with this.
#totes bro#the engineers here have never worked in an engineering office where 90% of the engineers are men#which is like the literal average with 90% men#so when i talk about men stealing/taking credit for your work they have never had that problem before#and so they dont stay vigilant of/hate male engineers as much as i do#like we get belittled by men and called names#but those are outside engineers#we had a new engineer (who got fired) that i was saying after the fact that i didnt teach him things i learned#because he would take credit for things i did#and then I learned i was right!#he also complained somewhat often about me not sharing my work with him for learning purposes#but he did have other women share work and then went off and never disclosed the help#i avoided that by knowing what men do#he also complained that I (specifically) had the same experience as him so he didnt understand why i was given important projects#the one thing we do here is say that women make better engineers#its very obvious by how fast women improve vs men inside our organization and out#ill shut up now I just wanted to complain about how much i hate men
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Re: Minthara Alurlssrin dialogue
So I get the extracted flags from Noway3's BG3 List Dump (x) and use NPC Tool (x) to set the flags on a test/throwaway save to see if I can get Minthara to call her bond with you 'alurlssrin' for the first time, because Patch 5 notes said we should be able to.
TLDR: Despite I just formed an alliance with Gortash (and therefore no where near "Just before facing Orin") I can trigger the second convo (after Minthara already gave the bond a name), but not the first convo itself asdasdas
Below is the flag for "I alurlssrin you too" convo, you only need to raise this flag and talk to Minthy, the option will show up, which is interesting because this is technically part 2 of a two-part convo. "UUID": "84ddf16c-1c34-ef20-7900-29963e0d953a", "Name": "ORI_Minthara_Event_CalledPartnerAlurlssrin", "Description": "Minthara called the player by the more endearing term for the first time",
The other two tags are what I suspect to be the actual convo that she gives the bond a name the very first time, but surprise raising these flags doesn't do anything. Again, it's very odd that I can trigger part 2 but not part 1. I'm not sure if this is because I use mod or there's certain flag(s) order I need to raise for the first convo to work? Unless this convo is one of those in-world encounters that triggers on its own (then in this case setting the flags doesn't seem to work)? Or this convo is still bugged? I hear from a few peeps that they replay from Act 2 or 3 and still didn't get this without mods, so...
"UUID": "e94a907b-ac5a-422e-852e-0a6942fe78ed", "Name": "ORI_Minthara_Event_AlurlssranSpoken", "Description": "The term was dropped and there needs to be a delay of at least one camp night before it can be addressed",
"UUID": "420a970d-4859-ec58-691c-dca0d14cbcf1", "Name": "ORI_Minthara_HasMet_alurlssrin", "Description": "InParty HasMet for Alurlssrin discussion",
The dependent tag for "Gift of Vengeance" is below. I tried setting this flag before the other alurlssrin tags, but nothing happened. Will try again as I progress more through act 3 and see, but I'm not optimistic...
"UUID": "a70bf2ee-fac1-6f58-233e-828934fd22fc", "Name": "ORI_Minthara_IPRD_GiftOfVengeance", "Description": "Just before facing Orin",
p/s: and yes the game recognizes Minthara as my partner and I have >40 approval. In addition to going to the drow twins again, I checked using BG3ScriptExtender with the command line (x) _D(Osi.DB_ORI_Partnered:Get(nil, nil))
#minthara baenre#minthara#baldur's gate 3#drussy got me acting unwise (modding instead of playing taking pics and giffing)#I feel like if you can't yoink this even w cheat engine there's no way it's possible (at least on PC version)#average Minthara lover exp is reading datamine and figure out modding to get the lil official content she has sdasasdas#I need help from someone who's smarter than me to figure this out#colin plays bg3#bg3 datamine
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