#every number one

[utilitycaster]

"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."

[chloesimaginationthings]

"They call it the MANGLE" - FNAF 2 phone guy

[slightlyplant]

i am SO obsessed with dora’s characterization in come back to boogie street by @midnightfruitsqueeze!! so i had to draw a bit of her visage system as described in the comments of chapter 5. genuinely might be the best take on her i’ve seen 🙏

[bet-on-me-13]

Gotham's New Private Detective

So! When Wes finally proved that Danny and Phantom were one in the same, he had expected to feel so much better about it.

Instead all he could feel was bile rising up his throat, every time he thought back to that fateful day when he presented all of his evidence to the school. It was supposed to be a "Gotcha!" Moment, to have Danny admit he was right so he could move on with his life. Instead, as peoples heads began to turn to Danny in shock, all he could see on the boys face was horror.

It wasn't until later that day, when he saw on the news that the Fentons had engaged in a huge battle with Phantom in the middle of the street, that he realized he had fucked up.

It wasn't until he was standing over Danny's mutilated body, having broken into the Fentons Lab just to ease his worries, that he realized just how Badly he had Fucked Up.

From there his actions were a blur.

He could vaguely remember prying the restrains off of Danny with a crowbar, hurriedly wrapping up the worst of his injuries, and hauling him onto his back. He could also remember using his experience as a 3am YouTube prowler to hot wire a random Car parked on the side of the street, and floor it as far out of the City as the gas tank would allow.

He could also remember the burning Hatred in Danny's eyes as he eased him into the Back Seat.

When the Car he had stolen ran out of Gas, he pulled into a parking lot and stole another, this time driving off into a completely different direction. He repeated this a few times.

Eventually the landed in Gotham City, not Wes's first choice, but to be honest it was one of the better places to hide from the authorities. The Police there were famously incompetent (and corrupt), so there was very little chance he and Danny would he found.

From there he tried his best to help Danny. He found a back alley doctor who agreed to stitch him up discreetly, though it took most all of the money he had hastily taken out of his personal savings account (there goes his College fund), and then found an abandoned apartment building they could use to sleep. The remainder of his savings went into making the place livable.

A part time job at a local shop was enough to pay for some Groceries for himself and Danny, but not much else. He made liberal use of Gym Showers, and helped Danny stumble there as well when he wanted one. Aside from that, Danny barely interacted with him.

And he understood. Really, he did. Wes had Ruined his Life.

Despite everything else he had tried to do for Danny in the past few weeks, it was still his fault and his fault alone that Danny was in this situation.

He knew that there was a high chance that Danny would never forgive him. He also knew there was a 100% chance that he would spend the rest of his life trying to atone for his mistake.

As time went on, Wes provided for himself and Danny with his part time job, and kept his head down. He knew the kind of trouble he could get into if he stuck his nose into other peoples business. He swore he would never do so again.

But...

...Well, there was a case on the News about a murder that took place a few blocks away from their building. And in a moment of weakness, Wes had decided to look up the specifics of the case. Then he dug a little deeper, and deeper, and before he knew it he had linked it to 2 other murders and had figured out who the Killer was.

But he couldn't act on it, he just couldn't. He had sworn to himself that he would keep his nose out of other peoples business...but this was important wasn't it? More people would die if the murderer was left to run free...but the Bats or Police would probably be able to solve it on their own right?

Except it had been a week already since he had figured it out. And if he was right, the Killer would strike again soon...so maybe...just this once...?

(And thus, Gotham City got a new Private Detective. Not a costumed vigilante or a dangerous metahuman. Just a concerned citizen, trying to make up for the terrible mistakes he made in his past.)

[magicicephoenix]

Poor Sunny is at his thin line of patience! How about we add a new rule buddy, shall we!?

*scribble scribble*

There! Now they should stop with that "I was crazy once and yada yada yada"

The new rule said "At the daycare is not allowed says I was crazy once or jokes that are close to it"

If they keep going well, I guess you have to ban lots of people Sun *shrugs*

finally, Sun gets the break he deserves 🙏

non-anon askers tagged under the cut :)

@jfjustjackie

@star-bean-shine

@thefallenhumanlivingnightmares

@ender-eyes

@dimension-hopper-anon

@chaotic-beehive

@jack-o-moon-askblog

@youracebuddy

@tired-robo-mask

@raccoons-in-a-dumpster

@justfangirlstuffs

@newstar11

[clawz-loopz]

Don't wake the beast who slumbers (cat coded)

[technically-human]

Stone is a good liar

[3liza]

the number of afab people replying to the pain poll going "yeah I've broken limbs and had 1st degree burns and given birth but nothing tops my menstrual pain" is so fucked up it is unbelievable. and I was right there with everyone else until I stumbled on a low dose progestin regimen that just made me stop menstruating. which I would recommend to everyone except it just doesn't work for everyone. ask your doc about it though, it won't cause permanent side effects or injury to try it out. i take norethindrone 2.5mg 2x/day. this dose has to be different for each patient to work correctly, that's just what I take. there's some research to suggest synthetic progesterone like norethindrone is carcinogenic so I'm going to look into switching. anyway i just got extremely lucky. there is seriously nothing like it. it was the worst pain I ever felt until the urology incident and frankly I think the menstrual pain was already a factor in the outcome of the urology incident

[dolokhoded]

i think a lot about how the only one of tyler's tattoos that isn't some cryptic shit carefully designed so it holds all the meaning in the world but no one will ever know except from him is literally just the word "josh"

[fisheito]

900 pages......

[kelenia]

Hi!! The Update for the online store is up!! You can find all these preorders as well as all previous stock over at

[hilacopter]

Setting 2 coexisting facts straight:

- The Palestinian as a distinct Arab identity was largely formed as a response to the establishment of Medinat Yisrael in an effort to justify destroying it, cleansing the Jews and painting Palestinian Arabs as the only true indigenous people to the region. Both Jews and Arabs living here used to be called Palestinians at large, Palestina and Eretz Yisrael were interchangeable names.

- Palestinians as they are now known have been living in the Levant for literal millennia and cleansing or expelling them would be just as unjustified of doing so to the Jews or any other indigenous population of the region and they deserve self determination, label or not.

[zombie-bait]

happiest girl in the whole entire world

thinking about my favourite kind-hearted eldritch horror trapped in the body of my favourite traumatized goth girl

(+ purple variant)

[vor-leser]

Hunger is so heavy...

[saintaviator]

jawsh👽

[razormaze]

what fear a man like you brings upon a woman like me (please don’t look at me)