#ew. ew. ew……….. im wet

[nottsvampire]

me the first time dad!theo rapes me :(

https://x.com/sxdistpapa/status/1929615342537789603?s=46&t=91sFahkvR5Dbn5XGRd-YGQ

tw noncon/rape. incest. piss (just… all the good stuff) and as always, reader is an adult.

tweet: “scared little baby that pees themselves on their dads cock <3”

oh my godddd this is just perfect :((((( he’d only get more turned on though, watching you make a mess everywhere.

“dad… dad…” you whimper helplessly between each hard, deliberate thrust, nails digging into the skin of his forearms as you grip them tightly. he just hums in response, licking his lips and staring right at you, his body hovering over yours. droplets of sweat trickle down his face, landing on the pillow next to you.

“please—” you squeak, though you’re not even sure what you’re begging for. and he grins. relishing your helpless state.

“shhh, sweetheart. dad will be done soon.” but he won’t. you know he won’t. and with the way his fat cock is pushing into your inner walls, the pressure on your bladder builds with each passing second. you tense every muscle, desperately trying to hold it in, but when your father kisses you, tongue slipping into your mouth, you’re caught off guard, and the warm liquid escapes you instantly.

“princess…” he murmurs against your lips the moment he feels a sudden pool of warmth between your legs, and he lets out a soft, condescending laugh. “did you just pee?” he asks. despite the teasing expression, his voice is still gentle and caring— the same tone he uses when you’re crying in his arms.

you nod shamefully, unable to look your father in the eyes. “i— i couldn’t hold it in anymore. i just— i’m so sorry…” “don’t be sorry. dad will help you clean up this little mess you made, ‘kay? poor baby.”

[piesa2]

i cant imagine how beautiful a life without sweaty hands would be. all you dry-handers out there better be fucking grateful

[akascow]

not to be controversial on main but whats the thought process if youre one of the ppl who go water + toothpaste + wateragain when preparing to brush their teeth like thats just an extra step right

bc u want the brush wet and u watnt the toothpaste wet right so just do toothpaste then water ? im biased tho ive been doing toothpaste then water my whole life

[npc5455]

《Decorated my new ear cuffs + Finally hung some paintings I've been stalling on lol》~☆

《YES I KNOW MY HANDS ARE SHAKEY :'[》

《I tool like 4 of them hoping one wouldn't b so shakey》

《My fav paintings :0》~☆

《Randal shrine...》👆

《Got this one from stalker... erm... ew.》👇

《In da trash where it belongz 🤭》

(Gonna set it and the plushie on fire)

[httpfr3shlyrtten]

Tord is so overrated..

Secretly makes out w him

[sundogscoops]

[The least helpful message youve ever seen accompanied with detailed instructions on how to make a pipe bomb], hope this helps OP

[rafeandonlyrafe]

moonlit beach

words: 1.6k

warnings: 18+ only!, smut, face sitting, p in v sex, unprotected sex, fluff, vacation, proposal, bratty!reader for the first bit lol

you walk over to the boys, already in a bad mood from having to redo your makeup as it kept looking patchy.

you step between the couches, interrupting their conversation as you stop in front of rafe. you place your hand out, looking down at your boyfriend.

“card.” it's not a request, not a question.

“what's wrong baby?” rafe coos, causing kelce to snicker at his pout.

“give me your credit card. im going to buy myself a birthday gift on your dime since you didn't get me anything.” you say, lowering your hand more to get your point across.

“baby, i told you it just got delayed. it will be here friday, i promise.” rafe takes your hand in his, pressing a kiss to your palm. he used to care about showing affection in front of his friends, but not anymore, his focus always solely on you whenever you're in view.

“yeah right.” you roll your eyes. “you forgot. come on, card.”

rafe reaches into his wallet with a sigh. he truly does have plans for your birthday, it just landed on an awkward day of the week for celebrations.

he places the credit card into your hand, watching you turn on your heel without another word.

“dude, just tell her you're taking her to the maldives.” kelce says, topper nodding in agreement.

“that would ruin the point of the surprise.” rafe rolls his eyes. “what, do you also want me to tell her that i bought a diamond ring and that im going to propose to her there?”

“well, guess you'll just have to deal with her being mad at you.” topper shrugs.

“it's alright, i think it's kinda hot.” rafe adjusts his pants not so subtly.

“ew, dude!” topper looks away suddenly while kelce makes a gagging motion.

--

“wake up, princess.” rafe presses kisses along the bridge of your nose until your eyes flutter open. you look happy for a split second before remembering rafe didn't get you anything for your birthday, a frown spreading across your features.

“baby.” rafe coos out, pressing a kiss to your still lips. he's planning to tell you later today so you have time to pack before the flight tomorrow evening, but rafe can't help himself, wanting to get inside of you while you're still pissed at him.

“fuck off, cameron.” you roll over, intending to get more sleep when you feel rafe push himself against you, his morning wood evident in his pants.

“come on baby, i told you ive got a really good gift for tomorrow. don't be mad.” rafe presses kisses to your shoulder, tugging the strap of your pajama shirt down to give him access to more skin.

you hate your traitorous pussy as it floods with wetness. you flip over suddenly, pushing rafe onto his back.

“you're gonna eat me out then im gonna ride you. i don't wanna hear you complain.” you say sternly. it has been a couple days since you slept with rafe on your birthday morning, happy and glowing as he gently thrusted inside of you, muttering how beautiful you are and how much he loves you.

“take those shorts off.” rafe just smirks, watching as you quickly disrobe before crawling on top of rafe. you usually would kiss him, but you bypass his lips to place your cunt down on his face, knees on either side of his head.

rafe grabs your hips, not even giving you a moment to adjust before he pulls you down onto his awaiting mouth.

you let out a moan and reach forward to grip the headboard as rafes tongue snakes through your folds before lapping at your clit.

you press yourself further down onto his face, a mess of juice and spit covering his chin and nose, but rafe couldn't care less, loving the way you take effortless control as your hips rock back and forth.

rafe pushes his tongue into your cunt, feeling the way your walls clench around him. you let out a moan as his nose bumps against your clit as he begins to thrust his tongue in and out. 

as much as you'd like to cum all over his face, you want rafes cock inside of you.

you turn suddenly, crawling down his body with your ass to his face as you pull his pajama pants down to reveal his cock, standing straight up and ready for you.

you position yourself over top, not caring when rafe whines out.

“turn around baby, i wanna see your face.”

you roll your eyes despite him not being able to see, sinking yourself down on his length with a moan.

your hips begin to buck, only focusing on your orgasm as you rub your pussy with the hand not on rafes thigh for support.

you blame having gone without an orgasm for a few days for how quickly you can feel your high building, but clearly rafe isn't far behind as his hips begin to thrust up into you.

his hands reach out to grip your ass as it bounces in front of him, the plush flesh too tempting not to touch.

you let out a growl, pushing yourself to move faster up and down on his cock until your high suddenly breeches and you fall forward into the mattress between his legs with a moan.

rafe moves quickly to his knees, pushing his cock deep inside of you as he cums as well, flooding your pussy.

“im gonna take a shower.” you say, kneeling back up as you look back at rafe. usually you love to allow him to keep his cock buried inside of you after you both cum, but not when you're mad at him.

“alright.” rafe says, sighing when you move away and his cock slips free as you climb off the bed, legs clearly tired from fucking. “just don't take too long, you have to pack.”

your footsteps stop. “pack for what?”

“im taking you to the maldives tomorrow. happy birthday.” the words barely leave rafes mouth before you're turning and jumping back onto the bed, kissing him between mumbles of thank you and how much you love him.

--

“i can't believe i was such a bitch to you and you had this planned the whole time.” you pout, burying your head further into rafes bare chest, rubbing your face against him as a cat trying to mark their scent would.

“baby, it's okay.” rafe coos out, not brave enough to say that he liked it. he likes you like this even more, glowing and happy.

“i love you.” you coo out, looking out onto the ocean, keeping your ear against his chest to hear his heartbeat, your favorite sound in the world.

“i love you too baby.” rafe runs his hand over your back, up until it meets the string of your bikini, then back down until his hands hits your bottoms, then occasionally over that to squeeze your ass. “i know i took you out for a birthday dinner back in the outer banks, but would you allow me to take you out again tonight?”

you pout, nodding quickly. “of course.” you pick your head up to press a kiss to rafes lips.

--

“how did you like the food?” rafe asks. there's really no point in questioning it, your moans every time you took a bite and asking for seconds told him everything.

“so good… can we go back there again tomorrow?” you squeeze rafes hand that's entangled with your own as you walk down the moonlit beach.

“anything you want. this trip is for you.” rafe says, hoping you can't tell that his palm is sweaty as you get closer to the spot he chose, just having to round a bushel of trees to see the lights.

he didn't expect to feel nervous, but with every step his worry builds. what if you say no? rafe knows it's ridiculous, but the small nagging voice in the back of his head is growing louder every minute.

“oh my gosh!” you squeal out as you see the string lights set up on the beach, over wooden slats placed on top of the sand for an even surface. “it's so cute!”

rafe smiles gently, glad he chose a cool color for the twinkling lights to match the moonlight. you change your path to walk around it, but rafe pulls you closer.

“rafe-” you begin to say that you probably shouldn't go onto random peoples set ups on the beach, but he just looks at you with a comforting gaze that would make you go along with anything, trusting him implicitly.

it doesn't hit you until you're under the lights. the realization suddenly sinks in as you look at rafe. he nods gently, like he knows the thoughts running through your mind.

rafe sinks to one knee, confirming your suspicion. he reaches into his pocket and delivers a beautiful speech before showing you the gleaming ring, a speech you are both bound to forget in your excitement and nerves.

“will you marry me?”

“yes!” you don't even wait for rafe to stand up, launching yourself to the ground with him as your arms fly around his shoulders. you managed to hold in tears until this point as you cry into his shoulder.

rafe holds you close, allowing you to feel every emotion in his steady arms.

“come on baby, let's make sure the ring fits.” rafe helps you stand easily before he pulls the ring out of the box, managing to snap it closed when you flung yourself on him so it didn't get lost in the sand.

you hold your hand out, a fresh batch of tears coming as rafe slides the ring onto your finger, hoping the photographers hidden in the treeline got good shots.

“oh my god, we are gonna get married!” you squeal out as it hits you all over again.

“you're gonna be my wife.” rafe smiles as he pulls you in for a kiss.

“im gonna get to call you husband.” tears flood in your eyes as you kiss him again, again, and again.

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[avaredava]

Fantasy's

warnings: fem reader, smut, p→v, clit stim, no anal (eugh), roommates, three sum, oral (fem! and masc! receiving), spanking (private parts too), degrading, praising, kissing, dom and sub dynamic (a bit of a switch), reader caught Satoru and Suguru doing it, masturbation (vibrator), raw (wrap before you tap y'all), aftercare

wc: 1.7k

@mzmalice3 im sorry it took so long beta, here you go

Master list's

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"Satoru."

The teacher calls because he barely sleeps at night and he thinks it's a good time to sleep in the middle of class. Your high school is kinda a wreck. You're finally 18 and so is Suguru Geto and Satoru Gojo. You both are the oldest in your grade 12 class.

A bunch of kids want you to do things with the age card like buy them alcohol and shit like that. Which isn't fun because you prefer to be alone.

That was a year ago.

You thought you were done with those annoying people, but when you went to college... So did Suguru and Satoru.

Same university too.

And there weren't enough dorms for gender separation and unfortunately you three had to be dorm mates. Small dorm but two separate rooms. You got your own and they shared one. You made it clear you wanted your own room, even though they were taller and bigger your ego wasn't small too.

Since the kitchen was small cabinets were longer so some of the plates were on the tippy top. You weren't that short but the cabinets were high as fuck. Even Suguru has to go on his tippy toes. Satoru was a couple inches taller so he didn't have to. He made it very clear. So as usual that annoying bastard had to be cocky to grab it after you were struggling.

But he smacked some exposed pipe in the crappy dorm and a loud spray came from your room. You run into your bedroom and everything is drenched.

You screamed and looked at Gojo and smacked his arm. He started panicking and practically running in circles. Suguru ran in and smacked Satoru in the back of the head super hard. He didn't have to ask, he knew it was his fault.

"You can sleep in our room." Suguru said with a small smile. Ew, but whatever. You wanted alone time but you're making Satoru fix the pipe when you go to class. He can skip because he isn't leaving till it's done. And you're putting a camera in so he doesn't call someone.

So you dragged your mattress in their bedroom because it was tucked in the corner not wet. You put a bunch of blankets and put it beside the closely put twin beds. Almost like they are pushed together sometimes.

But you didn't think about it and you laid down on the comfy mattress with some clean new sheets. snuggling in, thank god Suguru picked your bed frame up because you didn't want to be dead on the floor even if there was a mattress.

"Night guys." A passing around of small good nights and sweet dreams fill the dimly lit room till Satoru finally turns the light off. You heard some bed creaks, it's probably nothing, just settling in.

Everyone knows you wear headphones to sleep, all the times you woke up coughing because they are wrapped tightly around your neck. Nothing ever happens, but it's quite obvious.

But unfortunately they got drenched in water, and fully broke. You decided to yell at them to buy you a new one tomorrow because you were so fucking tired right now it's not even funny. So now you have passed out asleep. Your breathing gently going in and out with your hair all over the pillow.

You woke up to the sound of whimpering and whining, making your head shoot up with concern. Did someone get hurt? But you see Satoru against the wall beside your bed with Suguru sucking his cock like a bottom but he was so clearly topping.

You screamed and Satoru's head shot up scared and mildly embarrassed but Suguru didn't stop sucking making Gojo's eyes snap shut with pleasure, throwing his head back in ecstasy as he cums.

They keep going even though you know you're watching. But you can't look away. It's like somethings forcing you to watch. Satorus muscles twitching with pleasure, the same muscles he flexes to show how strong he is.

Although he doesn't look so strong right now.

And that just makes your cunt throb. You've always found them hot, you're praying there bi since they are constantly flirting with you. And you kinda want their cocks too.

You forced yourself back to sleep since you weren't gonna be more pervy, the next morning it went normally, Satoru being annoying and being a bitch and Suguru smacking him.

You forced Satoru to clean your room and fix your pipe, like you thought before, NO paying someone to do this. He could do this himself.

The next night you were back in your room, nice and warm. And dry, thank God he fixed it properly. Although he is a moron so you're worried he'd fucked something up.

But something is not dry. Your pussy, you can't get the thoughts before out of your head. How well Sugurus mouth was or how big Satorus cock was, how pretty it was.

Thank God you have toys.

You went into your drawer and grabbed your favourite vibrator, just a wand but it feels good. You never moan so you knew this would be quiet.

But you were so wet. As you pressed the highest setting against your clit you started groaning, mostly because of how you could hear your wetness but also how Satoru was so loud, so hot.

Seeing Sugurus eyes tear up from Satorus cock punching the back of his throat over and over. Your memory sucks but somehow you can remember the noises and the visions perfectly clear.

You open your eyes from shutting them minutes ago and you see the two broad men standing there jerking there cocks off.

Your breath hitched as you took the vibrator off and came at the same time, as you sat up in the bed a little more.

"You weren't quiet."

Your face flooded with embarrassment as Suguru stated that he could hear you. Were your thoughts of them so erotic they heard you moaning? Maybe hearing the squelching.

Satoru crawled on top of you throwing the vibrator to the side massaging your hips as plunged into you raw, no condom or anything. Pulling your panties to the side as he started thrusting gently in as your breath stuttered.

Holy fuck he was huge.

Suguru pushed him off right before he was gonna cum, smacking his cock, not hard but enough to get him to jolt back. For some reason that just made Satoru cum on his stomach.

"Me first, I want her." Suguru stated, wasn't a question it was a statement. It was a demand. Seeing Suguru this way just made you whine for him. Arching your back into his stomach.

Satoru kissed your neck gently praising you as he undressed you, his finger nails raking down your body as you stripped you naked.

Sugurus abs flexed as he plunged in after Satoru was done undressing you, his hips rocking against yours, then subtly grinding as he wants you to feel everything, his veins and every single inch of his cock.

"Satoru get down." Suguru grabbed his white fluffy hair, entangling his fingers in your hair, tight to have a good grip. Then moving his head to his pelvis.

He jostled you into a full nelson, still holding onto Satoru as he was on his knees, then once he was thrusting up comfortably, with your legs to your chest, he made Satoru eat you out.

His wet tongue moving up and down your soaked slit. Slightly licking against Sugurus pounding cock to hear Suguru whimper a little. The added stimulation made Suguru cum inside you.

Also the way Satorus tongue curled around your clit, licking it side to side then up and down. Making you cum. Satoru licked the mixed cum up as Suguru pulled out and it poured out.

"Mmh tastes so good." Satoru mumbled munching on your pussy like there's no tomorrow.

Satoru ripped you off of Suguru and made you go ass up face down, instead of the face on the sheets, your face was on his cock.

Suguru went on his knees behind you and started pounding as Satoru made your head go up and down on his cock, treating your head like a pocket pussy.

Suguru started smacking your ass from behind as Satoru scratched your scalp calming you down as you started to cry from the over stimulation.

"Stupid fuck- slut." Suguru growled out as he picked up the pace behind you, thrusting painfully fast, but the overstimulation felt so good, so fucking good.

The cherry on top was the way Satoru was praising you. Rubbing his hand up and down your arched back as his other hand moved your head up and down his dick, as your throat compulsed around his cock.

"Good girl baby. Taking us so well does it feel good?" Satoru sweetly said as if the situation was disgustingly dirty. Getting pounded in both holes as your back was in a nasty arch.

"Mhm!" You gargled on his cock as you came close. "You gonna cum you whore? Hm?" Suguru said, polar opposite of Satorus kind words and tone.

But it all fits in so well.

Satoru came down your throat with a small groan as he finished, then he slid his cock out, tilting your head up to make sure you don't choke and swallow it all.

Suguru started slapping your ass as his hips collided with your butt. Your ass turns a bright red as you get orgasm after orgasm.

Satoru leans down kissing one ass cheek when Suguru switches every once and a while. His warm lips as nice switch from the harsh slaps.

But they both feel good.

After a while of thrusting and smacking and kissing. Suguru makes sure you cum in unison with him. He pulls out and grabs some ice for your ass as Satoru holds you close, kissing your forehead and rubbing your back.

You all fell asleep in some cuddle thing with Satorus head on you tits and Sugurus head your thighs like he's resting on a pillow.

When you woke up you were on your back as you feel two thick, hard things against your back.

Round two?

[ecstasturns]

cuffed together

tw : threesome, handcuffs, spitting, NO INCESTUOUS ACTIVITY (ew), also this is consensual sex (always ask)

your nails scraped Matt’s thigh, lips swollen around his cock. he loved your right wrist cuffed to his left, you struggling to take his full length.

choking, your bloodshot eyes glanced at him, pleading with him to praise you. his free hand scratched his beard, jaw hanging open when you sucked on his tip.

meanwhile, Chris held your other hand behind your back, cuffed to his, dick disappearing between your slick folds.

he hissed, clenching his jaw “shit—so wet.” your fingers flexed, clutching his like your life depended on it, back arching into the comforter.

your muffled moan brought a grin to their faces, driving their lust. they’d never shared you before. not like this anyway, but what do you get when both of your friends with benefits are horny? a threesome.

“palm.” Matt groaned, pushing your hand off his thigh. you opened it , lifting it towards him. he spat onto the soft surface of your palm, wanting you to rub his orgasm out. you wrapped your fingers around his length, slowly tugging at it from the base up and back down again.

behind you, Chris’ strokes got faster, his grip sliding from your hip to your ass, kneading the plush fat. your toes curled, body becoming overwhelmed with pleasure, making it harder for you to concentrate on Matt as much.

his brother teased you. “what, can’t fucking keep up anymore?”

then Matt chimed in. “c’mon baby, don’t give up now.” he tugged on the handcuffs, giving you a hand with jerking his shit.

knees dug into the bed, Chris began to slow down, his balls tightening as he came to a halt inside of you. his uncuffed hand snaked around your thigh, grasping onto it when he came, whispering curses into the surroundings.

he stayed buried inside of you, thumb toying with your clit. Matt on the other end was nearing his limit. his pelvis thrusted into your curled hand, eyes glued shut as he whimpered. “y-yeah… jus’ like that.”

almost instinctively, Matt buried his cock in your mouth. the salty flavour stung the back of your throat, shutting you up as you came undone right then and there. both of them inside of you.

when Chris pulled out, his fingers were a mess with a mixture of your cum. similarly, the rest of Matt’s cum dribbled down your chin.

“pretty, don’t you think?” Chris chuckled.

Matt nodded. “reaalll pretty.”

𐔌 file.an — first chratt AHHH. this is my favourite pic of Matt and Chris ever. 2d4 !! comment a pregnant emoji if you fw chratt. also not enough people are talking about Chris in the picture, HE LOOKS SEXY AS SHYIT. idk maybe it’s cuz im a Chris girl.

© ecstasturns

[blue-jisungs]

LEEHAN AND PEARLS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

( also, i woulf love to read something taesan & popcorn but you don't have to write it if you can't think of anything!)

⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ PEARLFISH 🧸ྀི — a soft evening with your boy that takes a giggly turn ( wc 582 )

[ extras ] um., word ‘anus’ like twice XD + i proofchecked everything online but if theres sth thats not correct lmk (im no leehan sadly)

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ note ! HELP IRA IM SO SORRY I PROMISE IT WAS MEANT TO BE CUTE BUT EVERYTIME I WRITE FOR IHAN I FIND OUR STH NEW AND THEN I JUST STRAYED OFF ELCOXIAIAJAJ I HOPE U WNJOY IT !!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏😭

@kstrucknet ˙ . ꒷ 🐠 . 𖦹˙— @onedoornet

donghyun was almost dozing off. he couldn’t help it. it was so pleasant and warm in the crook of your neck, the duvet pulled over you two bringing fuzzy comfort. the sounds of his friends playing video games in the living room were like background noise. on top of that, the cozy music from your nintendo was practically lulling him to sleep too. or when you would run your fingers through his soft locks from time to time.

his ebony irises were glued to the small screen, observing your animal crossing character running around. 

when he was more awake, you purposefully went fishing so he could show off his knowledge. each one you caught, he shared fun facts. who needed blathers - an owl in the game that knows everything about fish, bugs and art - when you had donghyun? you would later then go to the museum, of which blather was the director, and fact check leehan. your boyfriend would snicker at the owl on your screen, praising its knowledge.

you could feel him drifting away. his breath got softer, his occasional love bites coming to a halt. you swore you could even hear his small snores. 

your character changed into a wet suit and you dived into the sea in the search of some goodies. you got so focused on your task, looking for the deep sea creatures (and chasing them if they happened to be mischievous).

suddenly, your character swam up and showed off a pearl. 

“did you know pearls are the only gemstones that come from a living creature?” donghyun’s gentle voice startled you a bit. you just let out a hum, encouraging him to keep talking. “everything else comes from the earth, let’s say”

“that’s interesting” you nodded “i’m keeping pearls. they sell well but i want to create a mermaid set”

“i bet it’s cute. oh gosh, did you know there’s a fish called pearlfish? the way it got its name is really funny. one little fella was found inside an oyster. well, it was dead but embedded within the mother-of-pearl. so like, the substances that create the pearl. i read somewhere that it probably took five years for the oyster to fully cover the silly fish” donghyun was now fully awake, fingers coming up to excitedly tap on your hand. “but pearlfish usually live inside clams, sea cucumbers, and stuff. so one could call it an accident at work”

he suddenly started laughing, air tickling your neck. you just smiled, wondering what got him so giggly.

“they live in sea cucumbers’ butts. they sniff them out first and then they wait for the anu-”

“oh ew” you started laughing too. your switch fell out of your hands, getting lost somewhere in the comforter. 

donghyun was a bit shocked when you turned to wrap your arms around his neck, now hiding your face in his chest. your body was shaking with your laughter, triggering his own too.

“would you still love me if i was a pearlfish living in a sea cucumbers’ anus?” leehan asked, which resulted in your laughs growing even louder. 

“i love you, goofball” you managed to snicker. his smile got wider, pulling you even closer. he treasured those words, his heart overtaken by warmth. 

“hey, you didn’t answer my question!” he whined and you just chuckled. well, he had one option to get it out of you: tickles. 

soon enough only giggles and laughters were heard from the room, even making his friends hear.

masterlist <3

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[cyber333angel]

a few people wanted the drabble of sitting on jjs face so here it is!

your boyfriend had been away on a pogue adventure all day leaving you alone in your shared apartment. needy for him but not having him here to help you release, you tried everything from your small hands (which couldn’t do the job, not like jj’s calloused and rough hands which gets you in all the right spots) to the little pink bullet vibrator jj keeps in a drawer when he plays with you(only climaxing when he has his dick buried deep inside of you holding the vibrator to your clit). none of it was doing what you really needed it to do like your jj so you text him. moving your panties to the side and taking a selfie of your painfully wet cunt you text him, “want you home jayj..” with an attachment.

jj’s phone pings in his back pocket, taking it out he sees a message from you“hooooly fuck..woah..uh guys there’s like a family emergency back home like—a car crash a terrible terrible crash so imma dip and we can “reconcile” this like tomorrow, yeah?” the pogues look at him with a disgusted face, and john b speaks up, “ew dude, we know it’s your girlfriend. you better come back tomorrow we have a lea—oh whatever.” he stops talking, seeing jj put on his helmet and get on his bike, starting the gear. about 10 minutes later jj bust through the door to see you in silk but slightly sheer pink, nightgown.

he basically pounces on you right then and there. grabbing your head and kissing you deeply, exchanging saliva from the both of your tongues. jj pulls back “babycakes you can’t send me something like that and..wear something like this. it’s bad for my heart im telling ya.” you giggle at his deprivation, taking your hands and lifting your skirt up you show him your exposed cunt. “s’achey down there jayj.. need you to make me cum!” wet slick dripping down your thigh, jj almost throttles “oh jesus..you drive me fucking crazy.” he grabs you from the waist, hoisting you up on his shoulder and runs into your shared bedroom. making out with you he lays his head down on the pillow, grabbing you to straddle his chest. “get on top sweet girl, if y’re so needy you can ride my face.” you whimper at the suggestion and shake your head frantically. “jayj I cant do that! what if I suffocate you!” he rolls his eyes “baby the best way to die would honestly be in between-“ you cover his mouth with your hands preventing him from finishing the embarrassing sentence. “okay okay! ill do it.”

“atta girl.” you get closer to jj’s face, thighs hovering over him as you grip the headboard. “papa your face is gonna get messy!” he gets impatient with your excuses “that’s just fine sweet cheeks, but this not what mean-“ he grabs your thighs and pulls you down to mouth, mumbling “dis is what I meant.” you shiver at the contact, jj thrusts his tongue up into your cunt, slurping at your juices. “y’always taste so fuckin delicious baby..fuck.” he moves to your sensitive bud sucking knit gently and rolling it in his mouth “angh, jj your makin me feel s-so good, oh god!” he hooks his arm from under your thigh and starts rubbing your clit, sticking his tongue back into your pulsing hole. “go on princess, try to grind that sweet pussy on my tongue.” you grip the headboard, helping your balance to move your lower body forward and backwards in a slow pace. “mmmh it feels so good papa! oh your gonna make me cum!” you hear the squelches of your needy cunt and you clench around jj’s tongue. grinding yourself across his face to climax, your clit stroking on him. “f-fuck papa..s’good..” you mind going blank from the intense climax, you twitch and hover off jj’s face falling on his chest. jj sits up grabbing you by the shoulders to hug you, seeing the wet spot seethe through his pants. “well fuck babydoll..all your fussing made me cum too..shit.”

[lanadelreyscokewhor3]

the “monster”- winchester brothers

pairing: the winchester brothers x hunter! fem! reader

summary: you consume an energy drink for the first time… and the boys have to deal with the consequences

word count: no idea, im writing this as i go!1!1

warnings: swearing, some sexual undertones? kinda? flirting (this is a no wincest zone ew), size kink if you squint, pet names

this is inspired by me having an energy drink and being wide awake at 1:30am as a consequence:)

“we need to put her ass in the fuckin trunk” dean grumbled, eyes catching yours in the reflection of the rearview. it had been a long day- a long week actually- as hunting with the winchester brothers usually was.

don’t get it twisted, it was amazing. you loved them to bits and pieces. they were your best friends and you had massive crushes on them but that’s besides the point.

but hunting was difficult. especially because you had just kinda been tossed in the middle of them- literally, and had limited prior experience to this whole demon thing.

the other demon you dealt with was deans snoring, and the crappy old motel beds you had to share with one of the brothers whichever night- taking turns, they called it. not that you minded much- but sam was such a giant he basically swallowed the whole bed, the sheets- with you tangled in it. sleep was limited here. time was of the essence, when it came to backseat sleeps.

but tonight… tonight it was different. sam had starting talking about some kind of demon, a new case- and it had perked your interest more than usual. so had you drank two energy drinks to stay awake the entire night- researching? yes. yes you had. and now the brothers were suffering the consequences of allowing those two monsters down your throat.

“dean you couldn’t possibly do that. cause then who would distract you from the road?” you chirped, leg bouncing so much it practically rattled the impala. you could see sam in the side mirror, a hand over his mouth, trying so very hard not to laugh at you and your perky attitude.

“i’m sure we could still feel your presence from the trunk sweetheart you’re so god damn roudy- HEY WHAT THE FUCK?” he yelled, the car jerking slightly as you put your finger in your mouth before sticking it right in deans ear.

“DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A WET WILLY? WHAT ARE WE FIVE?”

“twenty five.” you said, making a two and a five with your hands, smiling ear to ear knowing you had distracted him. you couldn’t help it. you loved their attention, and right now? you needed it. or you’d go crazy and jump out the car, having so much energy you could probably jog next to it.

“okay, okay- you two enough. let’s just get to the room and then we can separate yeah?”

“yeah by like two feet. you get her tonight dude. i am not sleeping next to the chipmunk from hoodwinked.” dean mumbled, rolling his eyes.

“oh sammy. you’re stuck with me- but it’s okay! i’m not sleeping tonight anyways. too much work to do- i gotta start with some archives…” you murmured to yourself as you stared out the window, mentally making a checklist of everything you needed to do tonight. sleep was not on it.

finally, after what felt like ages, the car had sped into the parking lot of some dingy motel and you practically scrambled out.

“okay, okay let’s go! let’s go let’s go! jesus are you always so slow? just because you guys are giants doesn’t mean you have to be sloths.” you grabbed sams large hand, intertwining his fingers with yours as you tried to pull him forward- failing miserably.

dean just shook his head, holding back a laugh. “ im gonna get us checked in. you deal with her.” he turned his attention to you, a glint in his eye. “now sweetheart don’t give him any trouble for like.. five minutes. kay?”

“kay.” you nodded, swinging sams arm as you rocked back and forth on your feet. “i’m so excited.” you confessed, making sam crinkle his nose in confusion.

“why are you excited princess?”

you loved the pet names they gave you. they always sent butterflies fluttering in your stomach- especially because they were assigned. not technically, of course. but dean always called you sweetheart. and sam always called you princess. that’s just how it was.

“cause there’s so much to read about! i can’t read in the car, i get so much motion sickness. but now that we’re here i can finally make some notes! hey, according to the lore…” you trailed off, making him laugh loudly. “you’re so cute. you know that?”

you shrugged, grabbing his arm.“guess so. you guys say it all the time, so i guess it’s true.”

“it is true. we lie to everyone else- but never you.” sam smirked, lifting his arm and flexing, sending you up off the ground with him, making you squeal at the sudden height difference. the size difference between you and both the brothers made your body heat- just a little. they were your best friends- it was wrong of you to think of them that way but… they way they could just manhandle you like you were nothing…

“all set.” a voice called out, and you saw dean with a set of keys jingling in his hand. he stopped at the sight of you and groaned. “so what, nows she’s some kind of spider monkey?”

you giggled as sam carried you into the room, throwing you down on the bed with a bounce. you were excited, like you were every night- to sleep next to them. they often instinctively held you while they slept- as if they were trying to keep you safe.

sometimes it was just a little cuddle, and a soft forehead kiss or a hair stroke goodnight, other times you woke up with something big and hard pressed against your ass. it was always a gamble. and you were up for it either way.

“so!” you exclaimed, rolling up and grabbing a bag. “we hittin the books or what?!”

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mood: bouncing off the walls

[dollarbils]

maybe just fuck off | b.eilish

billie eilish x fem!reader

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her hands were tracing your hips, her body pressed firmly against yours as you pushed yourself against her, while her tongue explored your mouth. your hands were deep at the roots of her black hair, tugging when her fingers grazed your heat.

“mm, fuck.” your gasps were mumbled by her relentless kisses. she wouldn’t let go of you, wouldn’t give you a break. she was ready to devour you completely. and when your phone rang, picking it up wasn’t an option, as the continued ringing soon became a blur as your mind became foggy.

but then it rang for a second time, a slight annoyance creeping in, settling between the two of you. and then it rang for a third time.

“oh my god. who the fuck is calling you?” billie urged you to check, and you recognised the number to be your best friend. she kissed down your jaw and on your neck, leaving wet bites here and there.

“it’s my friend.” you waited for her to respond, not knowing if this was really the right time to pick up.

“answer it.” her annoyed tone evident when she spoke. but she just continued sucking the skin of your neck.

“yeah?” you spoke into the phone, before billie lifted her head to put the call on speaker, returning to your chest soon after.

“finally, i called three times.” her voice rang loudly through the phone speaker, startling the both of you.

“yeah, we know.” billie mumbled, but it was still audible. her lips on your neck made it almost impossible to focus on the call. your friend rambled on about billie’s tone and how she didn’t know you were together but that it was important, you weren’t really listening.

“well? what is it then?” you grew impatient, wanting billies warm lips back on yours. clearly she felt the same as she saw this as a chance to kiss you again, anticipating a long speech about whatever problematic your friend was so eager to share.

“i can hear you guys making out, it’s fairly disturbing.” the both of you froze, and when billie opened her mouth to speak, you weren’t quite quick enough to stop her.

“well maybe just fuck off then. we’re busy.” you slapped her arm when she said this, her words uncalled for.

“billie!” you scolded before returning to the call, “im sorry you said it’s important, go on?” you reverted your attention back to your friend, holding your hand up to billies face in a gesture for her to shut up.

“it’s not that important, i just called to ask if you’ve been on any of your socials recently?” her tone was leading towards something negative.

“uhh no?” billie reached for her phone to check what she was talking about, the both of you wondering what could be so bad.

“holy fuck, my phones blowing up! it was on mute the entire time but i’ve got like millions of notifications.” she quickly unlocked it to see what was going on.

“someone leaked a photo of you guys kissing.” your friend explained to you. your relationship wasn’t exactly public but naturally there were rumours already, it’s not like it was the end of the world.

“shit.” you leaned closer to billie, aiming to see what she had displayed on your phone.

“ew what a creep, that’s in my fucking kitchen!” you gasped when she showed you the picture.

“god everyone needs to just fuck off!” she huffed while you thanked your friend and ended the call. “i’m sorry baby. you don’t deserve some creep camped out in your garden taking photos of us. i’ll have my security system installed at yours.” she pecked yours lips as she apologised.

“don’t worry, bils. i look good in the photo so what do i care?” she chuckled as her lips came back up to yours.

“yes you do, babe.” she held you tenderly as she kissed you again. and then again, and a couple more times until the situation was forgotten.

[ilwonuu]

Can you write jealous/possessive jaehyun smut? not in a toxic way but a cute way if anything. 🫶🏼

YES OF COURSE!!!<3 thank u for the request. i am the biggest jaehyun girlie like he is one my favorite idols!!! also he is so fine i need him biblically 🥱

𒀭 ˖ ࣪ only yours. j.jaehyun

summary- you plan to go out on a friday with your friends planning to have the most fun ever. jaehyun has a better idea.

warnings- unprotected sex, slight jealousy, sweet jaehyun(pls save me jaehyun pls), soft sex, fingering, kissing, pet names(baby fem receiving, he gets called jae once), sweet love(ew)

authors note- i’m so happy someone requested a jaehyun fic because i literally was gonna write one anyways<3

you have started to get ready for your night out. you pick out your favorite black dress knowing it makes your body look great. “you look so pretty but you’re really gonna wear that out without me?” he says playfully but you know he isn’t joking deep down.

“jaehyun you knew i was going out with my friends tonight come on.” you look away from him finishing your final touches on your appearance. “i know i did but you just look so beautiful im nervous someone is gonna try to hit on you.” he slowly makes his way behind you wrapping his hands around your waist. “jaehyun no one is gonna hit on me. and if they do it doesn’t matter because im coming home every night to you.” you smile slightly as you turn around to face him. “i know i know im not trying to be crazy you know how i am. you’re too pretty i don’t want anyone else to see my pretty girl. you are just so beautiful.” he smiles pulling you into a deep kiss.

melting into the kiss for a quick second before pulling away. “jaehyun! you’re kisses are gonna mess up my makeup.” he just smiles again kissing your neck this time.

“you know.. you could stay home with me..” he nips at your neck making you shudder at his warm breath. “j-jaehyun you know i have plans i can’t just cancel.” he doesn’t stop kissing and biting your neck gently moving his hand to rub your thigh. “i mean you definitely can cancel and i really don’t want you to go.” he smiles at you. “jaehyun you keep asking me to cancel tho. they’re gonna think something is wrong.” he shakes his head. “just tell them im sick or something.” you roll your eyes pushing him back slowly. “you seriously don’t want me to go that bad? baby it will be okay.” you look at yourself in the mirror. “please? i just don’t want you to be looking so beautiful without me. i swear if you really want to go i will still be happy to drop you off.” he is practically begging you.

“fine. but next time i am not canceling and i mean that okay!” he smiles pulling you back to him to kiss you roughly. “mm i want to take this dress off you..” he pulls one of your straps off your shoulder. kissing from your shoulder up to your neck. “j-jaehyun..”

“huh? whats wrong?” he says pulling the other strap off before pushing the dress down your body. “t-touch me please.” you say with a desperate tone. “of course baby.” he moves his hand to between your legs rubbing your thigh slightly. “lets lay you down hm?” he says walking you back into the bed laying you down gently.

“you look so beautiful..” he says moving in between your legs slightly rubbing your clothed clit. “jaehyun please.” he laughs. “okay okay tell me what you want baby.”

“i want you to fuck me. please.” he nods. “let me prep you first okay?” he pulls your panties down your legs. “look at you. i can’t believe you were gonna go out this wet and this fucking beautiful.”

he rubs a finger over your folds before slowly pushing it in. “fuck you’re so wet.” he doesn’t take his eyes off your expression as he fucks his finger into you. “i need m-more jaehyun please.” he nods quickly fucking another finger into you. “like this?” he says with a sweet kiss against your head. “jaehyun please just fuck me i can take it..” he fucks his fingers into you a couple more times before pulling them out and immediately pulling his dick out of his pants. “tell me if it hurts okay?” you nod watching him line up his dick with your entrance slowly pushing in the tip. “you okay?” he looks at your face to see any signs of discomfort. “i’m fine just keep going..” you say pulling his face down to kiss him. he pushes his dick further inside you bottoming out.

“you feel- shit feel so tight.” he smiles at before thrusting into you shallowly. “s-shit you-fuck i can’t even think y/n.” he groans deeply as he continues to give slow thrusts. “harder jaehyun..” you say pushing your hips into him trying to meet his thrusts.

he does not need to be told twice as he fucks you at a deeper angle. “fuck! jaehyun please don’t stop.” he drills his hips deep into you. “i w-won’t baby don’t worry.” he moves some hair of your face.

he is fucking you the deepest he has ever fucked you. you can feel ever bit of his cock. you are drunk on the feeling of his dick getting lost in it. “feel good baby?” he asks. all you can give him is a moan as an answer.

“baby you are doing so well. gonna let me cum inside your pretty pussy?” he pulls you into a rough kiss making out with you as his dick twitches inside you. he pulls out slightly not wanting to cum before you. “fuck i cant believe i didn’t notice your bra was on. let me take that off for you.” he unclips your bra quickly going back to fucking you.

he doesn’t even give you enough time to think before you are creaming all over his dick. he just watches the mess that oozes out of you. his mouth open as you feel him cum deep inside you. “f-fuck baby.” he whimpers your name quietly before pulling out of you slowly. “shit baby im so sorry i came inside without asking.”

you shake your head. “it’s okay jae. i wanted you to..” you smile kissing his cheek. “fuck you’re gonna make me hard again.” you roll your eyes laughing at him.

“lets clean up and cuddle please?” you ask receiving a nod and a bunch of kisses around your face. “anything you want.”

[tippyinmyteacups]

Idk what I was talking abt he's not even that bad😭 im so mean to myself

It's time for me to die now. They're coming for me.

[t0msvi4gra]

Plsss write a tom step daddy fanfic. And the plot is that the readers mom is a bitch and always treated her badly/abused her. One day her mom marries tom and he becomes her new step dad. The reader is like (18) and tom (29). Since the reader despises her mom she wants to take revenge and fucks around with her husband. (smut and everything/ they do it secretly whenever mom leaves and Tom says stuff like "you're my dirty little secret") IF U WRITE IT MY LIFE WOULD BE SO FULFILLED I'VE NEVER SEEN A STEPFATHER/DAUGHTER FANFIC HERE AND I NEED ITTTT

this is so so so hot

MY SECRET | TOM KAULITZ X FEMREADER

IM BACK GUYSSSSSSS

warnings: daddy name calling, cheating, degrading, praise

youre mom and dad had a huge argument about her cheating on him which had lead to your dad leaving. your mom had full custody of you so you couldnt really see your dad.

ever since your stepdad moved in, you hated him. you griped about how he was trying to replace your father and how he let your mom cheat knowing she was married. but you found him so hot. you could see why your mom saw him.

but it wasnt just your dad that she mistreated, she also mistreated you. she was an alcoholic and she constantly made you do everything.

your mom had to go to work the next day and you had a party to go to. you were wearing, stockings, a short skirt, and a long sleeve low cut top with some heels.

you woke up and picked out all your outfit and got ready. you grab your phone and your bag and you go downstairs, surprisingly tom was sitting on the couch watching whatever and he notices you heading out the door.

“where you think your going dressing like that?” he says getting up.

“im going to my boyfriends birthday party is that a problem?” you say throwing your hands up. “boyfriend? hm well go change them we can talk about it.” he says giving you a little push to go to your room. “dont touch me.” you say shrugging him off. “then go change… or ill have to rip these clothes off of you and make you change.” he says grabbing your waist. “ew! get off of me!” you try to push away, you really did secretly find him hot, you always wondered what it was like to fuck him. “dont lie to me, youve wanted me. the way you purposely bend over to reveal your pussy to me. ive heard you with your little vibrator wishing it was me.” he says as he cups you through your panties.

“youre so wet right now… we wouldnt want your mom to find out now would we?” he pulls you to your bedroom, closing the door and locking it, shoving you on the bed.

“flip over, ass up.” he says unbuckling his jeans. he rips your panties off and lifts up your skirt. his cock pointing at your entrance. “this is for being such a little slut.” he enters you slowly.

“what if my mom finds out?” you say whimpering a little. “shh she wont, youre my dirty little secret hm?” he says clamping his hand over your mouth.

he pounds into you grabbing your hair and pulling it as he takes you from behind. your moans muffle against his mouth.

“thats a good fucking girl. fuck yes youre so much tighter than your mom. she could never compare.” he chuckles as he fucks you raw.

“so much better than that little boy you hang with? answer me!” he says pounding harder, uncovering your mouth. you nod. he spanks you hard, “ use your words. i want to hear you.” he groans as you speak. “youre so much better than the boys i hang out with. bigger cock.. bi- im gonna cum daddy..” you whimper as you feel his cock slam against your cervix. “just a few more seconds babygirl.” he says as reaches around to rub your clit.

“daddy! i really need to cum! please!” you cry out as you squirt and cum all over your bedsheets. he releases his huge load inside of you as he slows down.

“now..” he says catching his breath. “forget about that party, let me hold you.” he says laying down, pulling you into his arms.