#excommunicate ..

[lilybug-02]

Angry Bugs!

Bug Fact: The origin of the word "bug" is still unknown. Linguists suggest it came from the Middle English term bugge ("something frightening"). Likely connected to Scottish bogill ("goblin"), Low German budde ("louse, grub"), and Welsh bwg ("ghost").

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[kasprsketch]

FATHER WARD BREAKIN IT DOWNNNNNN

[obaewankenope]

Idk if my memory is poor and I'm confusing two different Popes but wasn't Francis the one who kept sneaking out the Vatican to go be, like, a regular priest and giving the Swiss Guard unexpected panic attacks because "please don't panic but, we seem to have misplaced the Victar of Christ at this current moment in time"? Like, that was him wasn't it? Right? I'm sure it was because I distinctly recall cackling about the stress levels of the Swiss Guard for having to guard a Pope that had evidently decided to make their lives exponentially more stressful by being a gremlin man...

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy Birthday to Fallen London; My favourite British people beefing it with bats simulator.

[trying-to-jew]

Other Jews: *clever Jewish humor based on thousands of years of culture and history*

Me: We the Jeople (Jewish people),

[i-have-no-idea-for-name]

Don't ask me what I was thinking-

so, it started when I started saying that Genie, Sarah and Yolay were my queens and I was saying something like - "in the Bible there were three kings, in Dog man there are three queens XD" and some time later it started coming to me realizing that Lil Petey is like a second cat Jesus to the fandom, and then I thought about the nativity play and... this thing came out of my thoughts...

and I can't believe how perfectly each one fits 🤌:

Lil Petey- Jesus (xd)

Petey- Mary (xd)

Dog man- Joseph (xd)

Sarah, Yolay and Genie- the kings (here queens xd) Sarah- with incense, Yolay- with gold, Genie- with myrrh

Molly- the Star of Bethlehem

Flippy- the Archangel

Crunky and Bub- bullock and donkey (xd)

Zuzu- the lamb

Chief and Big Jim- the shepherds (xd)

some of Flippy's kids- angels and lambs

I think if we knew the exact date of Lil Petey's birth, we would celebrate the second Christmas fr XD and let me tell you that while I was doing this, I was listening to only Christmas carols and songs, especially "Mary did you know" and I'm waiting for someone to cover "Petey did you know" XDDDDDDDD

and here are my comparisons of Lil Petey to Jesus:

-both were not conceived naturally

-they changed lifes of many people

- they are the most wonderful creatures in this world

also, I was doing this on the WORST paper in the world 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I can't believe it's my first ever dog man art- 💀

~Petey did you know~ ~that your baby boy...~

XDDDD

Edit: also, I forgot to add the sketches

(God, I'm NEVER drawing on that paper again 😭😭😭😭)

[visenyaism]

Thoughts on the new pope?

The Catholic Church is institutionally evil and putting an American in charge of the whole thing is kind of horrifying geopolitically. However putting a Chicagoan college basketball head who hates JD Vance in the papacy is admittedly funny

[gideonisms]

I don't think John gets harrow, really at all. I think he is constantly misjudging her and her level of attachment to him. She's been indoctrinated to love him but she's literally always put her unhinged lesbian crushes ahead of him in her loyalties. She tried to release the girl she thought could kill him age 11. She lobotomized herself out of being useful to him because she thought he was wrong that she couldn't do anything to save gideon. She hates the food he gives her and she finds his interpersonal relationships distasteful. She's been trained to put him first but she doesn't actually like this guy. Imo

[forwomenbiwomen]

You think I'm funnyyyyyyy 🤭🤭

[bitchfitch]

after years of rigorous research I have discovered the way to have a weird life is to have 1 or 2 bad but unavoidable things happen to you that sets off a rube goldberg machine of very small and reasonable decisions originating with that event until you're contemplating if the graphic descriptions of work place accidents you were exposed to as a child while apprenticing at a church might have anything to do with the prevalence of gore churches in you art as an adult, or if those are just bc you've been on Tumblr for too long.

[aquaregiaart]

Maedhros & Maglor for the modern!au some of you asked for <3

[eesirachs]

thinking about the prophets as god’s body count

[flowernets]

i cant get out of here even if i wanted to

[lichqueenlibrarian]

Spock’s family: we are an ancient and noble line

Also Spock’s family: mostly mutineers, heretics, assorted black sheep

[caleb-crow]

"Sing to me, 'cause I can't hear myself through the loudness of my own hurt."

I don't even know what to put this. Band AU? Modern AU? An AU where they're artists and find release in putting something meaningful out into the world to whoever who would listen, if anyone even will?? Some songs written just for themselves and nobody else, finding connection through something so wholly human??????

[smile-files]

who let mephone direct the purim play?? (edit: fixed a typo lol)

(objectober 2024 day 7: production)