#stanky is forever...

[flowernets]

i cant get out of here even if i wanted to

[stankysave]

a random stanky sketch ugh……tumblr makes me wanna draw again.

[loves2spwge]

they just want to be one...

commissions @jolyonvane did for me where i asked if he could please please please make stan look as desperate and exhausted as he usually does but is being kept together by all his love for his sbf kyle

[6ubble-gum]

Personally fist fighting jiang cheng antis not because they bother me but because they won't stop bothering other jc fans fr

[viveela]

I love the way you draw Stan and Kyle omg?? Could u also maybe draw style the pocky challenge or tfbw style? :)

Pocky challenge? I haven't heard that name in years...

[wyn-n-tonic]

This is not a safe space for transphobes by the way. I hope you get fucking scabies.

[mea-trinitas-profana]

also just wanna say love the way you draw gary its literally the gary design in the world ever ❤

i keep forgetting to reply 2 asks im so sorry tysm <33333333 i have put so much thought into my gary design its insane

[literallyjonathandavis]

ok so ik I haven't rlly talked abt my black parade au much at all but now we have new lore in coming so I need to change it a bit so why not yap abt it!

BIG FAT YAP SESH BELOW

So originally in my au the place we see the black parade take place in I decided to call the paper kingdom, it's an in between part of the after life for people who aren't good but aren't bad either™ so there still a heaven and a hell. The black parade (the band) are like grim reapers for the paper kingdom and they run the whole place, basically the band being a part of the divine.

The timeline isn't exact (since in the afterlife time isn't really much of a thing to worry about nor a thing at all) but the black parade definitely emerged AFTER heaven, hell, god, Satan, etc had put down their roots in the external plane. The parade and the paper kingdom probably was created by the members of the black parade previously being souls on earth and were the first to not fit into the standards of good or bad. so the cause to that effect was that a dark gloomy waste land, not ugly or bad, but not entirely please either, cracked open and they were sent to what would the become the paper kingdom

God and Satan thought that it would just be the band who would have to go there, but after a while they realized there were in fact souls that didn't meet their criteria so God (bc bfr what's satan doing for anyone) (i characterized him to be a stanky bitch uehehe) hit up the parade and was like:

"HEYYYY HOMEGIRLZZZ alr so long story short we got sum shyts of ur cloth coming our way, is it alr if we like make y'all deities or smth and send them down to u and start a new realm?/nf 💜" And they were like "uhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *unamed singer looks around at everyone* *whispering* "yo- yo gang y'all wanna be gods or smth??" *Unamed bassist* "exfuckingcuse me" *the other two unamed members* "OH FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!" *singer* "oh alr if ya say so" *back on phone* "yeah sure we'll do it send em up- or uh- down? Wait where are we in the spiritual plane agai-" *god* "WONDERFUL!!!! THX SO MUCH DIVA!! I'll send sum angels to bring y'all up to me rq in a bit so I can officiate y'all and alladat, ANYWAYS GOOD LUCK POOKS 😜🫶" *hangs up* *the parade* "...."

Uhhh yeah that's how it went real not clickbait ANYWAYS So yeah they became the third main wheel of the divine and souls started coming in. After a while they picked up a way of gathering their souls off the earth and even gathered some souls to represent certain tropes, emotions, and ways of death (cough cough mother war cough fear and regret cough cough)

Speaking of those representing souls,I wanna talk abt those a sec. I have these five ocs, the quintuplets of grief who represents the five states of grief (obvi) Then there's pepe, who represents death, I don't rlly think I have to elaborate much more on him. Then mother war who, despite the name and everything, is more of an anti war spirit, a peace spirit almost. Mother revenge, who actually came later in the game after MURDERING THE FUCKING DEVIL- *ehem* *in the tune of time to dance by p!atd* but we will pick up on that on another page! 👻 And uhh yah she represents revenge and totally has nothing to do with three cheers.....

But yeah basically they have this whole system going on, in fact the paper kingdom is more socially established than heaven and hell. The parade kinda made it to where their souls could actually LIVE a new life and have things to do like they would on earth (just a teenie bit different ofc) instead of just roaming around or getting tortured (for fucks sake these bitches have an OFFICE💜 and everyone lives in a big nice never ending BUILDING💜 that LOOKS💜 like it's crumbling to pieces but its NOT💜 bc nothing can be demolished there bc it's the AFTERLIFE💜 and it's never ending bc the illusion of space and time makes it to on FOREVER💜 so they never run out of places to but their FINE SHYTS💜 now why am I YAPPING💜)

But the thing that's confusing me now is that now we have this WHOLEEEEEE thing of black parade lore rising up and it doesn't seem to be fitting very well with my au, and I KNOW I can just ignore the new lore and keep my au now it is but as much as I love to tinker around with the canon I still love to keep my aus up to date WITH the canon, so if anyone has any ideas or suggestions on how to cram this new stuff in pls lmk!!

I kinda have an idea but it's a rlly big and unrealistic stretch and I would rather have smth that made sense than just trying to shove smth into my au to get it over with yk?

Originally tho I was going to have it where the draag somehow took over the paper kingdom or smth and everything stayed in the plane of the realms of the after life but based off of this new vid I think it all takes place on earth so??? Idk fucking help me bruh 💔

anyways thank you for coming to my yap have a good day

[giyuu-is-lonely7]

My man will never know how much I defend him against my friend group. Calling him stanky and smelling. They don't know the lore, but I do 🗣️🔥����‼️

I will defend my (fictional) man forever, until death does us apart!

[pearbug]

ep.23.01 - scammer, no scamming!

I LOVE SCAM LIKELY!!!!

this episode has sooooo many good japes in it!

ron loosing his pants forever and dawning the ultimate cool guy boxers is amazing

finding out that henry wears absolutely no underwear and is just stanky all the time

and also henry absolutely roasting darryl by saying he can tell him all the things he’s doing wrong with grant is so brutal

glenn saying that he hates dj’s and linkin park

and we find out about glenn’s wife!! glenn makes me so sad all the time :((

[sadsimp]

Johnny Hcs

Warnings: Talks of murder, cannibalism, kidnapping (it’s Johnny what were you expecting?), and describing his dick, let me know if I missed anything <3 

Have some more of Johnny 😈

*Body*

Stands at 6 ft and 2 inches and weighs 200 lbs (canon) and it’s all muscle. Muscular but not to the point where it’s too much I think. Helps him get peoples attention so he can lead/kidnap them back to the house and overpower people easily 

Shows off his muscles subtly and makes it look like he doesn’t mean to do it, it just 

happens(he does mean to) 

The only fat he has on him is his ass and thighs

I’m joking I’m joking (I’m not)

I’m surprised he’s not as tan as I would expect, he’s kinda pale?? Might be just my lighting but he’s not tan at all

Has scars all over his body. Got quite a few scars from fights whether from victims or when he was a kid. I hc that he wears the gloves because he burned both his hands pretty bad and I think it was because he was doing something stupid (like holding a firecracker and letting Sissy light it)

Speaking of hands, big. Nice long and semi thick fingers? Doesn’t like it when people look or touch them. I think it’ll take forever til he’ll let you and if you say something that he finds odd, you won’t ever touch them again. 

He probably won’t let you paint his nails 😭 it’ll take a lot of convincing to let him paint his nails and if he does?? Makes you do black only at first then maybe blue if he sees that if makes you super happy and he gets some sort of “payment” *wink wink hint hint nudge nudge* 

He pretty much takes care of any injuries he gets by himself. Just washes with water and bandages it up. Does okay with stitches if he needs them? But his hands shake a bit so it’s not really neat

I feel like his hair is greasy and thick. It’s only soft when he blow dries it, the softness only lasts for a day though. Doesn’t like when people touch it but he lets them to make them more comfortable and so he can bring them back home. It looks dark brown to me so that’s what I’m going with 

If he’s in a relationship with you? first of all how did you manage that?? And secondly, he  might let you play with his hair after a good while but I wouldn’t count on it and only if he’s serious about you

Kinda has good hygiene? Like, he showers and brushes his teeth because nobody wants stanky breath and BO but he’s not the cleanest 

Has a lovely arch nose <3 I can imagine the Reader pulling on it as a way to mess with him 😩

Has very pretty brown eyes <3 and very nice eyelashes if you ever seen the tcm petals

Dick talk (lmao)

I personally think this man is packing. A little over 7 inches, very thick and but not too veiny. Fills you up nicely but it does sting sometimes when he doesn’t prep you enough (or at all)

Curves a bit to the left <3 and I’m sorry but he has hairy balls (he has to, he has the energy) 

Has a big bush, man does not shave and will not. Might trim it a bit but doesn’t put any effort into it. 

Also doesn’t mind a bush or body hair on any partners either surprisingly, since they can’t really afford razors he’s used to everyone not shaving at all unless he or Sissy steals it for everyone 

Has a nice happy trail too😩 it’s not a lot but it’s noticeable. Goes a tiny bit about his bellybutton and it’s the same color as his hair. Hairy legs too but his arms aren’t really that hairy. He has a bit of a stubble too <3

*General*

I heard someone saying that he’s the youngest?? Normally Bubba is the youngest?? Johnny has to be old enough to go to bars so I’m going to say he’s about 25-26 

Motherfucker snores like a train. Sometimes he takes snoring if he hasn’t fallen asleep yet just to catch victims escaping 

Pet names I think he would use (if you surprisingly ended up with him) are: Sugar, Darling, Princess/Prince, Sweatpea, Sunshine, Baby Doll, and I really think he would also use Precious. 

“Ain’t you so precious.” Then mf bites you, slaps away and runs laughing like a manic

He tries to give you a hug when he comes in all sweaty from working outside (he smells don’t let him)

Definitely has a type (it’s you bestie, you’re his type)

Like with the tcm petals thing, he can’t sneak very well because of his keys(at least I think) He also sounds like he stomps everywhere he goes😭

Probably only wears jeans and t shirts. I can see him dressing up a bit for going out but nothing to fancy

I think someone in the family has to have some type of job, Johnny is the only one who works along with Cook. (Haven’t watched the movies but I plan too I just don’t wanna pay 😭)  I can’t really decide on what he would do though, maybe a mechanic? Plumber?

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I do think he likes to fix things, any problems with the house? He’s on it. A hole is in the roof? Just give him a couple of days, he’ll get it done

I’ve seen a few people say this, he’s favorite part is the thigh, and I completely agree

Does know how to cook but unfortunately it’s people💀

He does hunt/fish a lot too so he can definitely cook em up

I can imagine you’re trying to escape and you pass by the garage and he’s just skinning an animal that’s up on a hook and then notices you😟

Anyways-

I don’t really think he’s all the suave?? He’s kinda a meanie tbh😭  But I think it’s all just an act to get people more comfortable with him, he’s just doing what he’s seen on TV

I truly believe he’s a giant goofball. A big meanie goofball who’s also a narcissist and very manipulative 

I feel like he played pranks a lot as a kid but he’s pranks were setting something on fire or throwing a victim’s underwear in someone’s face instead of y’know, normal shit? 

He will bite you and draw blood just because he thinks it’s funny. I personally don’t think he’d use his knife on you though, that’s only for food

Very competitive and will come up with the stupidest “challenges” just so he can show he’s better. Poor Bubba is forced into them😭 

I can’t decide if Johnny is older, younger or around the same age as Bubba T^T

Probably does some woodworking too. Makes a bunch of different from birds to flowers to trying to make a replica of a persons face he likes 

That’s all I got for now😭 I’m sorry if I messed some info up but these are my hcs for our babygirl Johnny :3 Hope you enjoyed! <3

@dreamties <3

[etu-es]

i miss brushing our teeth together, and someone peeing while the other washes their hands.

i miss pressing cold toes to ur leg.

i miss sniffing ur clothes.

i miss holding you to my chest.

i miss laughing with you, in the bed, the out, then back in.

god you made me laugh.

i miss forcing stuffed animals into your hands and giggling when you treat them gently.

i miss your pillow.

i miss the way you kiss, and i miss your hands.

i miss rubbing the callous on your toe, and kissing your ankles.

i cannot imagine loving someone like i loved you, i even miss ur stanky gauges, and sleep covered eyes, i miss your breath in the morning and how grumpy you are before you eat.

i want to feed you, and fuck you, and love you.

i want to kiss your high cheekbones, and gorgeous knuckles, i want to whisper my hopes and dreams into your face at night, i want to be held and hold.

i give up, i love you, im going to love you forever.

i love you, and i dont always want you, but i love you.

i love you so much, and ive never stopped, i love you and i love myself and we arent together and its better that way, but i love you so much, and im scared my love for anyone after you will pale in comparison.

i dont know how to love someone else like that, u have it all.

and i am going to try my best, to love, and be loved, and ill learn to press face to napes and love their smell,

i hope i love as hard and as deeply and as beautifully as you showed me im capable of.

i hope i love like you dont have a piece of my heart tucked under ur skin, buried in you.

i will love you until my last breath, i will love you until im dead and gone, and my love for you will leech into the soil and fertilize the gardens above it.

[iamred-iamyellow]

ok this is very random (as im not sure how much of an ls2 defender u r)

BUT

every new thing that James bitchass stanky dummy shitty Vowles says abt the Logan situation just pisses me off more. makes me even wonder how logan dealt w everything for as long as he did.

Swear if Logan wasnt backed by Duracell and all the other US companies that bring in sm bank, Vowles would have dropped him even without meeting Franco...

Logan might have underperformed but his car isnt good to begin with, strategy was practically a DIY youtube video every fucking race weekend and not to mention that out of what 10-12 races his teammate has only managed to score 6 points...(no saying Albon is bad at all just goes to show that even a decent driver cant do shit in that fucking half charged golf cart 😒)

As a CS55 girlie im praying for the best for Carlos and that the team figures itself out over the new year break bc the way things r going i wouldnt be fucking suprised if Carlos opted to race for another team or just become a reserve driver after one year w bitchass Williams.

Truly a shame that a driver with such potential (LS2) and an excellent teammate and great driver with consistency (CS55) have ever had to deal with James stanky Vowles ( even tho Vowles is a D1 national level Sainz glazer 😭😭)

UGHHHHH i just know next year is gonna b...interesting to say the least.

Praying for Franco too 🥺💯 I've really come to like him so far after Monza and think he has great things in store and can rlly prove himself too 😞🩷

How it feels being BOTH a LS2 and CS55 gal btw;

as an american i think im obligated by law to be a ls2 defender 🫡🦅🇺🇸

“strategy was practically a DIY youtube video every fucking race” TRUTH!!! 

i will forever be a defender of our four williams babies alex carlos franco and logan because they were dealt some fuckass cards 

i just cannot believe that logan didn’t have enough time to develop in f2 and williams didn’t even TRY to give him more opportunities to train during his f1 seasons. they literally tossed him in a car and said GO they set him up to fail and then got mad that he didn’t exceed their expectations 

don’t even get me STARTED on the comments james made about mick i am PERSONALLY offended omg 

i’m really gonna miss franco at the end of the season but i hope he gets more opportunities from what he’s proven he can do in f1

and speaking of carlos his journey is just one that ends up being really sad for me. he jumps from team to team and proves himself EVERY TIME but he has the worst luck when it comes to it. he was teammates with max first and therefore the second fiddle because christian was set on max being his everything. then he moved to renault which was uhm renault. then mclaren where he could’ve technically been seen as first driver or equals with Lando but Lando to Mclaren is Max to RB. He got a win at mclaren and just brought out the absolute best vibes for the team. Then he moved to ferrari but it was too late bc again Charles to Ferrari is Max to Red Bull. He always ends up second to a teams golden boy and as much as i love all those drivers it really sucks that Carlos does so much and will never truly get the recognition he deserves.

[theinsanecrayonbox]

FOP: A New Wish e13-16

well i thought this was supposed to be the end, but the wiki now says there's a 17th episode??? hm.....

Episode 13: Stanky Danky

Talking Trash? Wasn’t that an episode. And haven’t we done 2 episodes about garage already? The magical garage ep where Big Daddy was introduced, and an ep where the woodland critters were made to clean up? I mean garbage is a standard topic for children cartoons…and Hazel is set in an urban setting so the garbage problem is different compared to suburbia

Dale Dimmadome!! That’s not Robbie though wiki…anyways, wow Dale I think you’ve outdone your dad for money grubbing. No wonder Dev is the way he is. Good job story!

Again the normal citizens are unfazed by magical creatures

Hey Dev does know Hazel’s name!

2d Dale. Ffft Dimmazon. Can’t remember if that’s been established already but lol

Real live action footage?? O.o??

But ok you know standard kid show plot but it wasn’t bad. I felt it could’ve done more to promote recycling instead of “just don’t buy things” but hey. Also returning character in Dale with very modern development (Doug was an old oil tycoon so Dale being Elon Musk makes perfect sense).

Episode 14: Peace of Pizza

Wait now we’re doing mobsters? The garbage ep was the previous one lol

I love the random kid names at the bottom of the list

Space peas…to convince Dev to be nice…APRIL FOOL??? Ah uh ahem anyways, so…are we VeggieTales/Care Bears/Space Chicken Brothers this

What kind of a child hates pizza btw? I get that’s why this is so wild, but really Dev why do you hate pizza? You’d think getting rewarded for doing the bare minimum would be his jam. It it just the fact he doesn’t want to share?

Hostage negotiations??? Dawwwww Dev does just want his father’s love and affection

Oh Dev is lactose intolerant that’s why he hates pizza….pffft lame. Also why don’t you know about the no dairy pizza, you’re rich! Does Dale not believe in your lactose intolerance?

2d Hazel and Dev!

Ok so it was a fun silly premise that gave a lot of development to a secondary character. Good job.

Episode 15: A New Dev-Elopment

And looks like Dev is going to continue getting development here too. Ok, show me what you got

Dimmadelphia is a giant square…and they have a water park

Hah! inadvertently making a wish that gets you stuck together for the plot. You go girl beating the boy at the game XD

Dawww they’re getting along, Dev acting like a normal kid is good. And haha he admitted he knows her name. Wait his name is actually Devon, cool

Awww Dale ruining the fun by wanting to throw money around. But Crimson Chin poster!! But also dawwww don’t slip backwards Dev you can be a nice boy if you want to be :(

Dawww he’s apologizing. He can learn. And even after ruining her fantasies he then played into them. Good character arc!

So is Dev gonna be a friend now?

Hey credits do say that adult Timmy IS Timmy O.o!!!! What timeline IS this???

Ahem anywhos, very good episode. Super on the character development, very low magic (technically almost none really). So great job.

Episode 16: Cookie's Court

This one is a follow up/sequel to a previous episode huh? Took the original series forever to do that, so it’s nice to see it happening much sooner here. Plus I feel this series is a tad more linear

Another space adventurer wish? Didn’t the previous episode open this way? Yeah they even point out this is a sequel, ok

Hey there’s a photo of Poof in the Cosmos house. So…that narrows which timeline this is…

Nobody likes a clip show either, which that montage isn’t really so…you win I guess

A con for folktales and mythical stuff? Is Crocker a guest speaker?

Cosmo nearly blowing their cover is typical. But a court show parody? Haven’t we done that before? And are kids really going to get that?

Another godkid being a lawyer. Love it

Why would Hazel get a reassignment for a reveal? Any other time a reveal meant removal and memory wipe.

Nice to see Fairy World Prison again.

But so yeah…kind of a weak episode. I get it we’re developing a long running villain I guess, but…meh just doesn’t do it for me. Which is again fine, I’m not the target demographic and it doesn’t make it bad.

So I’m glad that there’s more still to come…at some point…here’s hoping New Wish doesn’t follow its predecessors and take multiple years to release 1 season X.x but overall I say good job to the team on this; you seem to know what you’re doing and I look forward to more.

[theboysfromaustin]

Dumb joke story that was referenced in another dumb joke story but actually gets pretty heartfelt.

Any excuse to have these two act dumb, just guys being dudes.

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June 2, 2004

They slept.

Ian's head rested sweetly on Kazuo's bare chest, one hand on his shoulder.  Kazuo had one arm around him, the other hanging off the bed.  Ian snored - he always snored, and drooled.  Kazuo was a much more poised sleeper.  Their relationship was very new, but they were already extremely comfortable with each other.

Kazuo sighed in his sleep.  He was safe.  Loved.  Ian cared deeply for him, and made sure he had everything he needed and wanted.  Ian groaned softly, stretching, joints creaking and popping.  He buried his face into Kazuo's chest.  Ian's gut rumbled loudly.

Ominously.

Ian winced, drawing his legs up a bit.  A sound like a sheet being ripped in half and a sputtering hiss exited him.  They were both awakened instantly, making eye contact.  The sound tapered off after 10 seconds, both men silent.  Kazuo broke the silence, 

“Did you just fart on my leg?”

“Nnnnnnyyyyesss?”

Kazuo started giggling, Ian snorting as he tried to maintain composure.  Kazuo shoved Ian's chest, “Oh god, you smell!” “Wallow in it!” They both started cackling like complete morons, at which point Kazuo fell off the bed.

“Ow.”

“You alright?”

Kazuo clawed his way up the side of the bed, then winced, “Oh god, it's nose level!” Ian flopped backwards, nearly pissing himself with laughter, then cried out, “Ack!” “Hoist by your own petard!” “Iesu Grist!” “The fuck did you eat, you Welsh monstrosity?!” “Roast duck?” Kazuo threw a pillow at him, “Bad, stanky lawyer man!” “....My gut hurts.”

“It should, it smells like something crawled in there and died!” He crawled back up onto the bed, gasping for air.  Ian giggled, unable to respond. Kazuo pounced on Ian, landing on his stomach, which he immediately regretted, “AAAAAHHHHH!” 

Ian was now crying with laughter, “This is revenge for your lactose intolerance!” Kazuo coughed, “It's amazing someone as sweet as you can produce something so grotesque!” Ian reached up, clasping Kazuo to his chest, mouth to his ear, “Embrace it.”

Kazuo snorted, laughing so hard he started drooling.  “Oh my god, we're gross.” “Disgusting.  Awful.” “I thought we gays were supposed to be delicate little flowers.” “I'm a wrecking ball, and you are…” Ian squeezed him tight, “A weirdo?” “Yeah.  You're weird, but you're my weirdo.” Ian grinned, staring at the ceiling fan, “I'm so glad I have you.”

“It was hard before, wasn't it?”

“Yeah.  Loneliness takes its toll,” Ian stroked Kazuo’s hair, “Wow, that’s, uh…lingering.” Instant giggles from Kazuo, “Oh god, we’re so immature.” “And we've only been together a week,” Ian rolled his eyes, “But it's nice to have someone to act like an idiot with.” “People haven't treated you right, have they?” 

“No….”

Ian's voice was soft, “We have that in common.” Kazuo stroked his face, “You need a soft touch,” he buried his face in Ian's neck.  Ian sighed, rubbing his back, “Kazuo…” “Yes, baby?” “I want to be with you forever.  Together, we can be…” “Perfect?  Loving?” Ian grinned.  Then, he clasped Kazuo tightly to his chest, “Smelly, beautiful lunatics.” Kazuo snuggled against Ian, “I could get used to that.” “Good, good,” Ian smiled, glancing at the clock, “Oh, it's after 3 AM.”

“Didn't ask for a wake-up call,” Kazuo smirked, pinching Ian's ass.  “That's not a safe move.” Instant giggles.  “You're the best.  I love you,” Kazuo kissed him deeply, “Everyone else should give up, I have the perfect man.  Does my perfect man have anything to say?” 

“My arse is a ticking time bomb.”

Kazuo had no response, just started vibrating with silent laughter, Ian tried not to laugh, knowing it would only set him off.  Kazuo rolled off him, “Alright, go destroy your office, or downstairs, hell, go outside and make the neighbors regret living here.” Ian bolted up, taking off, Kazuo chuckling.

Holy shit, they were weird, but they were in love, so that didn't matter.