#face chart

[amethystsoda]

quick OPLA Nami makeup facechart for cosplay reference (based on the show + behind the scenes non color-graded pics)

[elfullmonty]

Face charts para mi examen

[elephanty93]

[rachelcfacecharts]

Makeup look inspired by Klee from Genshin Impact

[sadgirlbunny]

Clownin.

[lajirafamakeup]

El día fue de ahumados mi maquillaje fav para una buena ocasión

[vicentesolbes]

[mamawasatesttube]

green lantern (1990) #71 (the one where kyle goes man i'm really new at this whole hero business. i wanna ask some established guys for advice. lemme ask batman first!) is really funny because like.

like... bruce...

if thats true, then what the fuck is this thing?

[dear-ao3]

You can't hide the bit about starting a cult in the tags. We demand the story.

once upon a time i was a menace of a 15 year old taking high school chemistry. and this was not a particularly advanced chemistry class. we had ancient bunsen burners, occasionally we lit things on fire, sometimes there were chemicals involved, but for the most part, it was standard run of the mill shit.

the class was divided into two groups of people:

The Trouble Makers and the People Who Didnt Cause (many) Problems

as a mostly straight a and usually honors (when it wasnt science) student, i fell into the second category.

this class was 8th period, last period of the day, and the teacher was new that year. we will call him mr a.

mr a was on the younger side and seemed like a dude who wanted to have fun with us (essential for a science class). unfortunately he was teaching a batch of idiots (myself included).

its been several years so i dont remember the exact politics of this class, but i do know that it was populated by the two guys who stuck a pop tart still in the foil in the band room microwave and nearly lit the entire building on fire, a few class clowns, some very stereotypical football players, two guys who were positively dumb as bricks and constantly acted like they were on the verge or breaking up or getting back together (they were not dating at all. they were both and still are very straight), and then there was me and a few other girls who mostly just minded our business and watched the chaos unfold.

mr a's mistake was that he engaged with the insanity caused by The Trouble Makers. which resulted in even more insanity. he only lasted one year. he hated all of us but he might have hated himself more.

he did like me and my friends tho because again, we did not cause problems.

you might be wondering what kind of problems could be caused in a high school chemistry class. well lots. for starters one of the outlets in the room was taped over with NO JUSTIN! BAD JUSTIN! written on it because one kid thought it would be funny to stick scissors in the outlet in a different class (true story). there were broken beakers, smashed glass, general insanity. again, not an honors class so most of us didnt really care about it as long as we passed. there was one time he told us (jokingly) that we should only drink pepsi because his wife worked for the company and it would help fund his kids college career or something. two days later five guys came in with coke bottles. that was the kind of class this was.

but we still learned chemistry. probably. i dont actually know.

this guy taught lessons like he was reading a tumblr text post. like full on "so the guy hated that guy cause xyz and smited him in the science journals for this that and the other thing" it was entertaining.

i remember learning two things in this class. one was that salt is NaCl. which mr a called "our good friend nackle" the second we will get to in a minute.

one of the things we had to do in class relatively early on was decorate a periodic table that we would be allowed to use for tests. like color code and all that. we were allowed to use it for tests because there was a Giant periodic table hanging in the room and mr a was "too short to cover that up"

well, that periodic table proved to become his worst nightmare.

now. remember that i am 15. i am a sophomore in high school. i have not yet had to consider the horrors of college. i am at peace. aside from this chemistry class i am also taking a dance class (that i didnt like), ap english language (which was terrifying because im really bad at deeper meaning in texts), honors algebra 2 (which i Barely passed), latin III (another class i was pretty shit at, but it was fun), crafts 2 (which was wonderful), gym (thats a totally Other story) and honors united states history (which i loved). i was also dancing about 20 hours a week outside of school. but most of my schedule required me to be a good little honors student and mind my business. i was also, by all accounts, an absolute loser and a nobody and had very few friends and was totally unknown to most popular kids. however, you all know me on this blog and know im a little shit and it was only a matter of time before i caused problems Somewhere.

and that somewhere came one blissful day during 8th period chemistry when mr a asked me something about the number of electrons on carbon.

and i (to my credit) was entirely zoned out because again it was 8th period. but i gave him an answer. it was the right answer. what the answer is now i have no idea because i went on to get a ba degree in history and my eyes have not graced the periodic table since this class.

and then he asked me "how do you know thats the right answer"

and i said, in all my zoned out, infinite wisdom "it says so on the periodic chart"

isnt a periodic table? you might be asking.

well you are correct.

but you see. the giant periodic table above the front of the board at the front of the room was from the 70s. and it didnt say periodic table. it said "periodic chart of the elements"

and i, being zoned out, just read the damn name off of the thing because what the fuck else is a girl to do.

and mr a says "its a table. the periodic table."

and i, who have now zoned back in and realized my mistake, refuse to admit that i was just zoned out in class so i say, like any reasonable person, "then why does it say periodic chart up there?"

and mr a said "i dont know, its old."

and i said "well it says chart. so why cant we call it chart?"

and mr a said "because its a table."

and me, because im a little shit and also 15 and there were probably also 10 minutes left in the school day said "i think we should be allowed to call it a chart. it says so right there."

and well. that was all the go ahead the trouble makers in the class needed to hear.

from then on, it was the periodic chart. we all called it that. all of 8th period. and mr a HATED it. if you wrote chart on your test you got points taken off (which i never did because i wasnt an idiot but i would put little smiley faces next to my answer and he would draw a frown face when he graded my paper next to it). if you said it when you answered a question he would pretend he hadn't heard you.

it was such a phenomenon that it spread to his other classes. everyone called it the periodic chart. the scissors in the outlet kid. the pop tart kids. the football players. everyone. it was a chart. not a table. to this day i still call it a chart.

though, i think he was just mad that my cult (which he did call a cult, the periodic chart cult) was more successful than his stoichiometry cult. which was basically that we all had to repeat stoichiometry back to him every time he said it. that is the second thing i learned in this class. dont ask me what it is though, i just remember the name.

at the end of the year we parted ways, mr a silently glaring at me for my chart crimes, never to return to our school (probably because he got fired, unrelated to my chart crimes). despite this, he did still like me as a student, and i did get an a in his class, though it probably pained him to give it to me.

the following year i had physics in the same classroom, periodic chart overlooking me.

i used my iPhone 5c to take a photo of a white board and accidentally dropped it six inches onto the lab bench. the screen grayed out and it never turned on again.

the chart had cursed me for my hubris.

[allimili]

From the crk Homicipher au how would you rate their likes to y/n

(we already know Mr.Eyee loves y/n badly and is probably 1st but what about the other ones?)

They all love you so how about we rate them from who is the most obsessed with you to just rlly loves you normally !

1. Mr. Eyes

2. Ms. Lily

3. Ms. Two-Faced

4. Ms. Solar

5. Mx. Knight

6. Mr. Axe

7. Ms. Arachnid

8. Ms. Aegis

9. Mr. Gloom

10. Mr. Vanilla

[chicachomp]

more of these weird things

[omchar]

i miss them

the lesbians

[rachelcfacecharts]

Makeup look inspired by Kaedehara Kazuha from Genshin Impact

[fluffyglass]

BUGSNAX CHARACTERS RANKED FROM LEAST TO MOST NAKED

we're going straight in no explanation I don't give a fuck

13/LEAST NAKED: GRAMBLE

He's got his little sweater on, and his little hat. Fully covered torso. Good for him

12: TRIFFANY

Also very covered but I consider her below Gramble because her collar is undone and also her helmet covers less of her head than Gramble's hat does

11: CHANDLO

Same reasoning as the last two. Even smaller hat and he has his tits out

10: WAMBUS

He's the first and last character to have a fully open shirt. So he goes here I guess

9: SNORPY

Snorpy is the last character I consider to be wearing clothes it is all downhill from here. I think an open vest is more clothes than an apron

8: LIZBERT

The first in the naked category. Her having a scarf and a belt is big points for her being less naked

7: WIGGLE

From this point on it's complete fucking nonsense just me typing this post trying to justify myself. I think Wiggle's boa is big enough to be considered covering more than some of the other characters lower down

6: CROMDO

He's wearing a tie. This was considered to be much more clothes than everyone else below him who is roughly the same. My life is a living hell

5: EGGABELL

I think a belt is more clothes than any neck accessory you could wear. Like, a belt is a piece of clothing and a bowtie or necklace is an accessory. This is the point I've gotten to. And she has a little hat

4: FLOOFTY

Goggles do not count as a fucking hat. They wear a bowtie. That is very little clothes. Moving on

3: SHELDA

Shelda being here feels so fucked up because she is like spiritually the most naked but she's wearing two necklaces and Beffica only has one, so

2: BEFFICA

Speak of the devil. She is wearing a single necklace that is like the least amount of clothes a grumpus can have

1/MOST NAKED: FILBO

Ok let me explain this one.

By default, Filbo is not the most naked. In fact, by default he's in between Lizbert and Wiggle. No. He is considered the most naked by a specific piece of evidence. BEHOLD: EXHIBIT A

Filbo is the only grumpus to have been proudly completely naked and I think that makes him deserve the most naked award. Also it's really funny.

End of post

[aquanutart]

[maskedchip]

oohhhh kazuma, we're really in it now