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david gaider perhaps i treated you too harshly
#fae plays datv#datv spoilers#not really but you know covering my bases#sorry but the lore revelations in this game...done soooo badly#and also it makes the plot nonsense#I have to persevere but bring that bitch back as a consultant and make him hover ominously behind one trick weekes whenever they write#why is the worldbuilding so godawful in this game#why do things not make SENSE
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Weisshaupt mission definitively proving that da is at its sexiest when it's wardens and yet here I am feeling an unbearable amount of salt because we walk through a FUCKING WARDEN LIBRARY and they could've put in a fucking NOTE about the HERO OF FUCKING FERELDEN IN THERE. SO GLAD THE FUCKING JOINING CHALICE WAS RECOVERED FROM FUCKING OSTAGAR THOUGH.
#tbd#fae plays datv#datv spoilers#i just#this is everything treviso vs minrathous should've been#bc fuck me that shit was over so fast lmao#enjoying the fuck out of this rn? yes I am#but i refuse to stop being prickly because those little nods to your world state DO contribute#replayed da2 before this game came out it genuinely lovely to have chars talk about how my couscous married anora#or the architect being around getting acknowledged#and there are so many tiny tiny opportunities in this fucking game#where chars will mention someone like leliana#and just one extra fucking line if she's divine now -- like harding saying so when she talks about her#or cassandra 'this lady who did some stuff' getting a different description depending#a note in minrathous about how the chantry's divine is a fucking mage#i'm gonna be honest a world state where even just a handful of variables were acknowledged is all we needed#and it would've made a difference imo#and i hate these writers for bringing back chars like morrigan and isabela and not doing that#like you make the world smaller in so many lorefucking ways but you don't want to add a thing or two that adds to the experience of people#who did play and love all three games before this one lol#john epler: we don't want to add one sentences is but two sentence fragments of the most generic thing we could do is fine#the fucking joining chalice!!!#you know what should've been here a fucking book with wardens who have slain archdemons#since you're on your way to fucking kill an archdemon#but that's too much work#davrin talking about how he wants his portrait up there and i'm like oh so they do acknowledge wardens who kill archdemons just not#y'know the one you played that did
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so glad bioware ignored the pesky world states, would have only been awful and horrible and not neat at all to have two wardens (rook if u play one and davrin) comment that a certain someone who bioware wants to erase from existence potentially killed an archdemon and lived, you know, while they're talking about how you always have to die when u kill one.
#tbd#fae plays datv#THEY THREW IN KRISTOFF/JUSTICE/AURA REFERENCE LMAO#but not the icon the legend the one who started it all#weisshaupt is the best part of the game so far i love it but the library torments me so#sorry i will not stop being a bitch about it#in my hc when alaric and davrin are going through the library alaric was very passive aggressively like#'too bad a certain someone never told us how he lived'#you can try to silence me about the hero of ferelden but i will never shut up that's MY pookie#trick weekes i hate uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu#john epler i hate you double!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#so much hof disrespect and i'm gonna be honest#my inquisitor was disrespected too#they made my poor boy name drop every fucking char in inquisition and go 'like me and my extremely useful connections#you too can win with the power of friendship. that's all it was. the friendship of spymaster leliana army guy cullen and diplomat josephine#truly had 'with a small loan of one million dollars' energy#alandra was like: ok...can i use your connections#aaron: lmao no i'm out#'sorry i have to go meet with my wife of some renown now'#datv spoilers
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ROOKS
#i am in a slep deprived state and i haven't finalised my gorl's design but i am proud of how these two look so i will self indulgent post#and depart lol#i want to make proper gifs later#warden above crow below ueuehuehu#tbd#fae plays datv#datv spoilers#oc: alaric thorne#he's my main/canon rook and will smooch neve#oc: alandra de riva#will smooch davrin#i want to make a veiljumper to romance emmrich but undecided on whether he'll be an elf or a dwarf hmm#i think a dwarf could be neat bc having a guy with more magic resistance in arlathan forest seems useful hmm
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southern thedas doesn't matter at all but morrigan will list off all the stuff she's done in the da games doing everything including being celene's advisor even though that happened in southern thedas, but not a word or nod to the fifth blight. she's such a good chummy friend pal to the inquisition though!!
i mean sure she could've said a line about how she's also experienced in the fighting of blighted dragons CONSIDERING YOU JUST MET ONE LIKE FIVE MINS BEFORE YOU MET HER but fucking nah.
#tbd#fae plays datv#whoever wrote her in this game can CATCH THESE FUCKING HANDS#all i got left to cling to is cassandra an i don't even want this game to breathe her name bc i don't trust what they'll do with her#datv spoilers
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his beautiful brown eyes have bewitched me
#tbd#fae plays datv#datv spoilers#don't ask me why it took me so long to get to this point tho#ok LOOK i am beefing a bit with this game? perhaps but no bioware man has gotten me like this since garrus lmao#and like it's still a very fun game#I will have cohesive thoughts after i finish
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bro they did caterina dellamorte so dirty, she deserved so much fucking better than this.
#fae plays datv#they took a bad bitch out of the game like this? for shame#datv spoilers#also what is this pacing#man i'm so glad i read eight little talons tho bc i looove viago and teia and loved seeing them in game
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my long haired rook every time she moves:
#fae plays datv#lmaoo it's so funny every step she takes she's a walking l'oreal commercial#datv spoilers#it's not a spoiler but JUST IN CASE!!
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Alright so I did JUUST get past the prologue and my thoughts so far are that on the one hand its so insane how well optimised this game is because it's actually running smoothly for me with rtx praise the maker it's gorgeous and i am having a mostly good time so far!!!
on the other hand:
And no I'm not being hyperbolic lmao, the game tells you that the person who you take w/ you is going into greater danger, then varric tells you that the person you took into greater danger is injured and then the person who you took into greater danger shows up with multiple bruises on their face and bioware still gives you this asinine fucking prompt that yes, the person you took into greater danger is now injured. THANKS I TOTALLY MISSED THE 30 BRUISES ON THEIR FACE.
#tbd#fae plays datv#who is this for#i am wondering if can turn them off (maybe turning off hints does the trick) bc oh my god I don't want this.#like what is it going to say in the romance scenes lmaooo#[while rook and neve are banging] neve and you have decided to fuck#listen I had to mute gow:r for the handholding when puzzles I will lose it if I can't turn this off lol#no i'm kidding i'll endure it bc i'm having a good time otherwise#i will bitch about it to my friends tho LMAO#datv spoilers
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its been hours and i'm still in the character creator helb
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ayrennaranaaldmeri → zazikels
i'm gonna pin this one now so reminder:
veilguard spoilers will be tagged with: datv spoilers
if i make any posts about my playthrough that'll be tagged with: fae plays datv
#url change#temporarily bc ayrennaranaldmeri is my permanent residence#so i'll still be tracking that#i'll do my best to throw some esp big ones under a read more if i make a post about them but yeah pls blacklist to be safe!!
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Alright making this post now :
veilguard spoilers will be tagged w/: datv spoilers
if i datv post it will be tagged w/: fae plays datv
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