#fanfic: TommyInnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death

[evil-dsmpconfessions]

I didnt and still dont get the hype for tommys unbeatable method for cheating death or wtv it was called

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[liakunemui]

tumoasd tommy fanart from last year :D

[bonedryoasis]

OH GOD

OH GOD THE TITLE OF TUMOASD IS SO SO SO SO FUCKING FITTING, YOU DONT GET IT UNTILL ITS ALL OVER BUT HOOOOLLLLLLLY SHIT

[notanartificialintelligence]

vague spoilers for tommyinnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death but anyways

thinking about Wilbur telling Techno to jump off/out of something at the end of every.. happy chapter, could correlate with the fact that Techno falling is probably what made Tommy truly acknowledge the realness of the current situation

[cyncerity]

I didn’t believe it when people said that about “Passerine” and “Tommyinnit’s Unbeatable Method of Avoiding Sudden Death” and both of those fics broke me in a way that i physically cannot put into words.

now in the south park fandom people are saying the same thing about a fic called “Sincerely, your Super Best Friend Kyle” and i won’t fall for it again. I won’t be broken again. The previous fics left such a massive hole in my soul and I can’t do that to myself again.

[6flyingosprey6]

Yaknow the fanfic TommyInnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death? Where SPOILERS, the world slowly collapse's around him, and he is forced to confront the reality that the things and people around him aren't real, and are just a desperate attempt made by him to avoid confronting the fact that he and everyone he loves has died?

I think this applies to the characters in the QSMP right now. The world is slowly collapsing around them, things are making less and less sense, and slowly, yet also so suddenly, their loved ones disappear. People are leaving left and right, either by death, disappearance, or finally making their peace with the end. Despite how the last few cling to a perfect reality, no one is able to escape the end.

Anyways in this essay I will explain why Badboyhalo is the QSMP version of Tommy from tumoasd-

[persefida]

All references and details from my animatic "TommyInnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death" to the original fanfic (Part 2)

Go read the Part 1 before this!

8. This widow of the shop. When Tommy runs near it, we see the child (real) version of Tommy in a reflection. After that we see Clementine in that reflection.

Tommy has a superhero action figure from that shop. The figure is gone in the real world. There are no heroes.

9. Tommy falls but Wilbur catches him. Just like in real world

10. "Jump in the Cadillac" moment :D

His heroes betray him :D :D

11. This moment. Tommy tries to fix all this.

12. Willow's trench coat is just a stolen Wilbur's trench coat. Tommy likes Spider-man movies

13. These moments hit me the most..

14. Wilbur protects Tommy

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17. In "Tommy's world" I draw all people in my usual style with eye-dots. In real world I decided to draw more detailed eyes

18. Clementine knows. She is a constant reminder and a hint that something is not right. We see it through the entire fic.

Clementine is Tommy’s mother

19. And something positive at the end of the post!

Small Tommy steals Wilbur's clothes. They hate each other c: Techno just lives with this. Philza works a lot and tries his best as a single father

20. My old first character sheet

Thank you for reading!!!

[mania-sama]

Fanfic Writer Review

AHH thank you so much for tag @doctorweebmd! I love doing silly little tag games. I used to hate them in my Wattpad days, but now they are good fun on Tumblr. I also love yapping about my fics, and it made my heart full to know I was tagged by an author who I deeply admire for their writing technique and ability.

➼ How many works do you have on AO3?

I have 78 active and visible on my profile. I have 3 under Anonymous and AT LEAST 1 that I have orphaned. That makes for 82 on Ao3. I have also deleted a few fics, but I don't know how many there are. Two, I think, but I can't be sure so it's not going in the tally. My account dates back to 2019, with the first visible fic being a Dream SMP fic in 2021. However, I know my earliest fic was around when I joined because I had previously written on Wattpad under an account that is not associated with my current mania_sama identity. For the sake of my sanity, no details will be disclosed on that fic. It haunts my nightmares.

Simplified: 78 on profile, 82 total that I know of on Archive of Our Own.

➼ Your top 5 stories by kudos/likes:

I will preface this by saying that I am not ashamed of my history with Dream SMP. Do I keep up with any of the members? No, and I haven't for years to be honest. That's why I haven't transferred those fics over here; I just don't care anymore. But, you know, it is what it is, and I, for one, refuse to be shamed for once being a young person who liked to enjoy things.

Without further ado:

1. tommyinnit's slightly beatable method of avoiding sudden death ❧ Dream SMP | 2.1k kudos | 29.7k hits ❧ This fic is not my most popular because of its quality. I reread a few sections of the first chapter, and I'll give credit to myself that I was funny and hit my target audience well for when it was written. But that isn't why it blew up. It blew up because this is a fanfic for an extremely popular, well-written Dream SMP fic titled tommyinnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death. Yes. I was creative with the naming of my fic, I know. But this is to say: the popularity came from there. I don't claim it to be my incredibly humorous and charming personality. Regardless, I do think I was funny and the fic is funny, except for when I added an alternative ending as a second chapter in which I killed all of the characters in various manners. That wasn't funny but it kinda is in retrospect. Considering the plot was Tommy attempting (failing) to take down a child trafficking ring, it was bound to end horribly.

2. ask for help, call it weakness ❧ Genshin Impact | 1.7k kudos | 14.3k hits ❧ It still makes me mad that THIS is my second most popular fic. It's entirely based off of a TikTok edit. I said I would write a fic based on it in the comments. Little did I know, both the TikTok and the comment would blow up like a pipe bomb, and suddenly I was completing this at 1 in the morning. You may say it's only 3k words, but 3k words is a lot for ME. I am a slow writer. Very slow. Anyway, I would not say this is my best work. It's just Xiao comforting Aether during a PTSD-induced panic attack. That's literally all there is to it. I don't know man. It's funny how life works.

3. lone star ❧ Genshin Impact | 1.1k kudos | 13.9k hits ❧ ANOTHER. FIC. BASED ON A TIKTOK. It's a curse, really. But I will give myself more credit here; this fic gained a lot of popularity on its own, disassociated from the Tiktok (because neither the Tiktok nor my comment was insanely popular like the last one). I had a lot of comments that were very confused on the plot and why Venti would mentally torture Diluc, and all I could do was shrug at them and say that the Tiktok made me do it. Peak torture writing though, and the second chapter was fun because I got to experiment a bit with an outsider's point of view. I think this is where my talents for whump started to shine through, and I realized that my full potential lies in making characters disassociate from reality through intense trauma. Woopee!

4. with every line, a comedy ❧ Genshin Impact | 787 kudos | 11.8k hits ❧ Now, this fic. This fic is one that truly deserves to be on this list. I am incredibly proud of this fic. Honestly, I think it's my favorite thing I've every written. It's a Kavetham fic set directly after the Akasha system is abolished and dreaming is returned to Sumeru. Kaveh starts sleepwalking, and Alhaitham tries unsuccessfully to get to the root of the issue. I truly worked hard on this fic; every line is imbued with love and care for these two characters. I wanted them to work this out, and I wanted them to achieve their happy ending. It's jam-packed full of pain, sorrow, and long-forgotten trauma swelled up to crash over their lives. And a few sex jokes, because I can't help myself. Wet dreams. Ha ha HA. Anyway, I truly love every single person that read that fic and stuck with me through it. I seemed to have really reached people's hearts with it's contents, and I'm really, really grateful I had the opportunity to connect with people in that way.

5. gojo satoru's guide to being a good father: cheating is only tolerable if it happens in monopoly ❧ Jujutsu Kaisen | 786 kudos | 4.7k hits ❧ I think this fic is evidence that if I just let myself go while writing, amazing things happen. I truly did not give a fuck while I was writing. All I wanted was to live out my fantasy of destroying a nice car, preferably while listening to Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. But I cannot destroy a nice car, nor have I ever been cheated on, so that fantasy is far away. Now, I did not just write about the car. I threw in just. Random shit in there as well. They watch Human Centipede 2, eat at Subway, and play Monopoly. Why? I don't know. I just wrote the first things that came to mind. And you know what? This fic got a PODFIC. You see what I mean when I say amazing things happen? I truly do love this fic. I think I am EXTREMELY hilarious and I still laugh at the things I wrote in there. Dad Gojo to Megumi and Tsumuki is my everything.

➼ Do you respond to comments. Why or why not?

I do! I try my very best to respond to every single one of them. I think it'd be a lot harder if my focus was on long fics, but the majority of my collection is one-shots, so it's much easier for me to keep up with.

➼ What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Angsty one-shots are my specialty. Major Character Death graces many of them, not even including all of my whumptober prompts that end poorly. Even if they don't die, some of their fates are just sad. That being said, I think I have to give the hats off to the difference between hurt and injured. It's long enough (20k) that the reader can get attached to the characters, understand their wants, dreams, and motivations, before a character takes his own life. It's not a senseless whump or angst 1-4k one-shot; it's a series of developments that leads up to an ending that was entirely predictable from the beginning, yet hurts just the same. It teaches a lesson, one that I've had seared into my brain: if you don't act, then the world will act for you. The reality of the situation is what makes it the most depressing, I think.

➼ What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

I was a little stuck on this one. I had a few in mind, but I think the one where the characters made it out objectively the happiest with the MOST payoff is toss a coin to your witcher. It's a Dream SMP Sweet Tooth AU that sort of follows the first season of the show. If I were still in the fandom, I think I would rewrite this to be leaps and bounds better in terms of plot and regular writing, make it a more fleshed out fic that explains/makes it more obvious WHY I chose that specific song, of all songs. But regardless, the characters go on a long, long journey, both physically and mentally taxing, to get to their ending, which is why I think it's the happiest.

➼ Do you write crossovers?

My answer varies slightly on what is defined as a crossover. I have written and posted AU's for other shows and medias before (previous fic in example). In terms of characters meeting other characters from different shows? ... Kind of? Not really. It's hard to explain that fic. It's one IRL person traveling from universe to universe, but the universe characters do not meet each other.

HOWEVER. Just because I have never posted a tried and true character meet-and-greet crossover doesn't meet I haven't written one. I have a Saiki K x Bungou Stray Dogs fic sitting in my drafts right now. Yes, Dazai Osamu goes to PK Academy to kill Saiki K. Yes it exists and no I will probably never finish it. Also, I used to write character fights. Like, Karma from Assassination Classroom vs Bakugou Katsuki from My Hero Academia. I did post that but that's long since been deleted from my profiles, and they weren't typical fanfiction anyway. They were just sort of a list of occurrences during a three-round fight (regular, loser is bloodlusted, both bloodlusted) or just a regular fight by different parameters. So I don't know if it really counts or not.

I guess the short answer to the question is: YES! I am literally down for anything remotely interesting.

➼ Have you ever received hate on a fic?

No, but two were hate-adjacent I think. Both of the cases were a little odd, and neither were directed at me or my writing. The first case was on a Ragbros fic where a commenter complained that they couldn't ship Kaeluc, even though people ship Eren and Mikasa from Attack on Titan together. Another commenter ripped into them before I could delete the comment, which was kind of funny. Comment had nothing to do with my fic though. I didn't mention Kaeluc once anywhere in the tags, story, or notes.

The other one was under an IwaOi fic that complained about Oikawa's characterizations in the fandom's fics in general. It makes much more sense in context why I don't consider this hate. Also, I was able to turn it into a dialogue on the topic, and they ended up complimenting my writing style. No harm, no foul.

➼ Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I do not have a single fic rated above Teen. No. I do not write smut. I don't like reading, watching, or writing sex scenes. No shame to anyone who does, though!! It just isn't for me!

➼ Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Interestingly enough, yes. It was brought to my attention by a wonderful Tumblr user, who recognized the fic on ao3 as being incredibly similar to mine, and DM'd me about it. I took a look into it and found that they copied almost the entire fic word-for-word, except for adding in a few small paragraphs and segments of their own to "hide" it. It might not have bothered me so much if not for the fact that their work was getting more popular than mine, and I'm a petty bitch. So I commented with ALL of the segments that they plagiarized (it was a very, very long comment. Multiple parts. Many segments. I also had a few words to say of my own), and said that they could either give me credit (meaning they get to keep the fic), or they can take it down themselves, write their own words, and reupload the fic.

They orphaned it after I'd commented, so I took it to the OTW and had the fic removed. I know some people don't mind when it happens, but it was kinda like spitting in my face when a commenter had said that they thought the work was like mine and they replied "oh, yeah, I liked her stuff." And then proceeded to not credit me or say I did any of the work in any capacity. It would be another thing if they had simply transferred it to another site. But the same site? Really? I was a little upset. Just a little.

For anyone curious, the fic that was plagiarized was rule #4 - fish in a birdcage.

➼ Have you ever had a fic translated?

No, but I don't want to diminish the fantastic things that have been gifted to me before! A lovely person on Instagram drew fanart for as you wave me goodbye (I have yet to figure out how to imbed images. One day I will. It's a process of hosting the images, I know. I'll get it eventually). I have since lost touch with the person and don't know their new Instagram account so I can't even credit them, which makes me sad. I've had a few works gifted to me, and one person even made me a podfic! I am so incredibly grateful for everything!!

➼ Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No. I write at the pace of an emaciated snail crawling on salt. I do not see myself ever collaborating with anyone ever, even though it would be cool. I just couldn't put that pressure on myself and the other person, only to let us both down. I do not do deadlines. I do NOT.

➼ What’s your all-time favorite ship?

I don't think I can reliably answer this question. I've given direct answers before, but it changes so often that I can't say for certain that I have a favorite. I will say, though, that all of my ships can lead back to one. One damned ship. Klance (Keith/Lance). It's always them. Always. It never stops. Voltron leaving Netflix? Good riddance. It doesn't matter. Even if Voltron is wiped off the face of the Earth, those bitches have dug a whole in my heart and will never leave. I'm literally reading a longfic about them right now. Will I ever stop? NO.

Merthur (Arthur Pendragon/Merlin) taught me what good fanfiction is, though. They have a scar over my psyche, a hot brand on my brain. It's not a painful one, but I also will never forgive BBC for what they did. No self-respecting Merlin fan can. Merthur is very, very special to me. They are definitely high up in my favorites. I can link a lot of ships back to them

as well.

➼ What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

I'm going to be honest with myself: the righteous hand of god. DON'T GET ME WRONG. All of the ideas are still there. I want to finish it so, so badly. But it's been almost two years. My writing style has changed a bit, and I'm scared of uploading. Everything is still there though. I know exactly how to end it. I just wrote myself into a corner and I'm too afraid to write myself out of it.

Other than that, I have two on-going series that definitely will get more fics. I just haven't gotten around to it yet. The fics I've posted in them are completed, though, so I feel less bad for the wait.

➼ What are your writing strengths?

I think I excel when it comes to writing grief. Perhaps it's because I've had the most time with it, but my writing style shines brightest when a character is grieving something. Grief comes in many forms, and anything can be grieved. An object, a relationship, a place, a person, a personality trait, a memory - grief is not limited to death. A loss of any kind can trigger such intense emotions. I've become comfortable with it, which means I can explore and play with styles and ideas. I have two fics I'm currently actively writing: one is on the funny side, the other is more serious. They both tackle grief in a different way. The funny one explores preemptive mourning; a character is preparing himself for a relationship to be broken, thereby hardening his exterior and playing pretend. The serious fic is one that is constantly surrounded by death because the main character is immortal. He doesn't care much for death until death comes for him. Or, rather, comes for someone he's come to love. And for the first time, he understands what dying really means.

Yes. I think grief is my writing strength. It's my home, the place I find myself running back to over and over again.

➼ What are your writing weaknesses?

Grammar. I used to not proofread my works at all. Now I give them ONE read before I post them, as per my 2024 New Years Resolution. Obviously, you can see the issues. I'm sorry. Reading my own work makes me want to throw up and burn my computer. It's very hard for me, and it takes me a long time because I have to take frequent breaks. I also refuse to get a beta reader due to my inability to write at ALL and for other personal reasons, so that's definitely not helping.

I also will not rework the story most of the time. If I write a scene in it's entirety, it is STAYING and it will not get changed. It's different if I get halfway through, decide that it's dogshit, and delete it. Fully completed? I'm working around it. Unfortunately, it can make for weird pacing.

➼ What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I really don't have a strong opinion either way. When it's one or two words at a time, keeping it in the language you intend it to be in is just fine. But a lot of authors don't speak the language they are writing the dialogue for, so they Google translate it, and then don't provide a translation sample for the reader (Voltron authors are frequent offenders). As a reader, it honestly doesn't both me much? As a writer, I'll just say "'[dialogue]' They said, in Spanish." or whatever language I'm writing for. I picked up this habit from Rick Riordan when he introduced Latin in The Lost Hero, and I prefer doing that for longer bits of dialogue. When the character I'm writing doesn't know how to speak the language they are listening to, I will write it so that there isn't any written dialogue, just an indication that a character is speaking. In example, from if you need me, dear, i'm the same as i was:

Tooru’s voice is strangled and hoarse between his gasping breaths in mangled Spanish Iwaizumi doesn’t understand.

But, again, it doesn't really bother me either way. It's fun when they are in other languages! I read an IwaOi fic recently that integrated Tagalog really well into the fic. And I don't mind going back and forth between Google Translate. It's interesting sometimes! And especially with Spanish, I like to guess if I'm translating it right in my head before I Google it. The different languages can also really add to the story if done properly.

➼ What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to?

I've never gotten around to completing any stories for Methur from Merlin. I've written an a Merlin AU before, but it was technically an Identity V fic, so I don't think it counts.

➼ What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

with every line, a comedy, easy. Do I think it's my best-written work? ... Not anymore. I think if you need me, dear, i'm the same as i was is better. However, WELAC stands as my longest completed work, and it holds a very, very special place in my heart. It's also the only fic that I have transferred over to Fanfiction.Net!

➼ Tagging:

@pinknips @kingofech0park @3l91 @iwaoiness @kings-highway

NO pressure to anyone to do any of these. Tagging people already makes me want to throw up and pass out, so PLEASE. PLEASE know there is no pressure; I just like your guys works!

[onyx-canread]

TommyInnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death

eneliii

Fandom: Dream SMP

Ship: None

Rating: Teen and Up Audience

Archive Warning: Major Character Death

Chapters:30/30

Words:79,922

Summary:

“I uh,” Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. “I think your powers are broken? It’s not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don’t feel insecure. Everyone’s power stop working sometimes… I think.”

Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen?

“Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes,” Tommy hisses, “Well um,” He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, “This was like super fun, but I’m - I’mma head out.”

or,

in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing.

or or,

a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.

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I read this fic years ago and cried after finishing it. Didn't go onto A03 for three days. I was a little dramatic. I also didn't read the tags 🥲.

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Any of the fanfics I post I do not own they are just something that I enjoyed reading and wanted to share with others

[hiddeninthe-veil]

Hi! For the ask game: 1, 7, 14, 22?

hi ak!!

1. Where do you write? (notes app, Google Drive, word, a notebook, directly onto ao3, another word processor, etc.)

i write in a notebook, then transcribe that into google docs, then copy-paste that into ao3! however i have been trying to write directly in google docs lately because my usual way takes about 3x the time and effort 😅

7. How long does it take for you to go from an idea to the end product? (be it drabble in tumblr or fully published multichapter fic in ao3)

ohhhhhh it varies. the shortest a fic has taken to get from head to screen was about two weeks, i believe? the longest was about six months, iirc, because a) it just didnt feel polished enough and b) i was really unsure about it.

already answered 14 :]

22. Any popular fanfic you heard a lot of buzz around and thought "eh it's fine" just to read it later and decide "oh it does deserve all the hype it gets!"

TUMOASD (tommyinnits unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death) wasthe closest experience i had to this, i think. i started following it around the time the fifteenth chapter came out, but i stopped when the "happy ending" chapter came out. then i heard a lot of people talking about it so i reread it months after it ended. and the ending was wonderful but horrible for my mental health /j

thanks for the ask :>

[turntechshitass]

Do you read any fanfics? If so then do you have any favourites?

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I dont really read much fanfic anymore but Passerine by blujamas (iykyk, dsmp shit) made me cry really hard. I also really like Half Alive by abjectimpulse and tommyinnits unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death by eneliii (all of these are on ao3)

[ranpos-autism]

Philza Minecraft in SBI Found Family fanfics is the type to see a traumatized orphan, say “Is anyone gonna adopt that?” and not wait for an answer

[go-learn-esperanto]

i really want to get into mcyt-related (dsmp, hermitcraft, last/third life, osmp, afterlife, etc.) fanfics but i dont even know where to start. do you happen to have any fic recommendations?

Well, this all depends on what you want.

I think most of the classics are very good way to start, although most are a bit long.

The only one of the most known fics that I think might not be a the best way to start is TommyInnit's Unbeatable Method of Avoiding Sudden Death because it's a fic notorious for being difficult to begin. A lot of people start reading it, stop, and then might repeat the process until they manage to keep reading more than like 3 chapters and once they do that they start being obsessed and read it til the end almost in one go. Then they won't recover for the rest of their lives but beginning is difficult. Worth it but difficult.

I am a very big fan of angsty fics so a lot of the ones I like the most are always a bit sad.

For fic recs:

Passerine - Written by Thcscus. Classic, my favourite fic of all time. It has seven chapters and it's a rollercoaster of emotions that goes up then goes down drastically. One of the most beautiful things I've ever read and with a godd message. If I had to give it my summary it would be

Technoblade arrives at his long Friend Philza's — also known as the Angel of Death — castle, after this one had abandoned Techno without a word. There King Philza makes Techno promiss to help his oldest son, Wilbur, with voices that both Techno and Wilbur hear. What Techno will realise is that the promiss will extend to being more than Wilbur's tutor, and that Techno won't be the only one having to deal with Philza abandoning the ones he loves. Wilbur becomes king at 16.

Technoblade and Philza are immortal, Wilbur and Tommy... Are not.

Or maybe read the author's summary which is always poetic and beautiful.

For something way shorter but still very good, from the same author;

When Wilbur Met Sally - shorter fic about, well, Sally and Wilbur meeting. This one happens in the canon storyline of the Dream SMP so you already have a bit of an idea of how this is going to end. This is a fic I could spoil but that wouldn't really matter since it's the feelings and relationship between the characters that matter. I think it's a good introduction to mcyt fics. I also think the summary made by the author is perfect:

When asked, years down the line, she will begin the story with a tight smile and a “Once upon a time” with a voice that sounds like a double-edged sword. Like she is telling an inside joke that even she cannot laugh at. She will repeat the words, more somber, until they are no longer words but a mere collection of sounds, beautiful but indistinguishable, incoherent—birdsong, or a ballad from some lovesick boy’s guitar.

Once upon a time, as if they were a fairy tale.

As if they had a happily ever after.

Denouement - Written by @/isa-grapes How I wish Wilbur and Tommy's conversation to go. Follows canon. Also short. Very sweet but not in a fluff way, more in a hurt comfort way. Characterisation is on point. If Wilbur's talk with Tommy in canon isn't as good as this one I'm gonna be disappointed and accept this one as canon instead.

It's an one-shot!

TommyInnit's Clinic For Supervillains - Written by @/bonesandthebees Do you want to read a Super Hero AU fic but TommyInnit's Unbeatable Method of Avoiding Sudden Death seems to be difficult in catching your interest immediately? This one's for you! The fic where Tommy, just a guy working at a café, saves supervillain Siren from dying. Things escalate. Also Tommy becomes best friends with this guy Wilbur who starts going to the café regularly. I wonder how that's related 🧐

Anywway, this has one of the funniest scenarios I've seen in a fic. Supervillain Siren in full gothic attire and Tommy dressed in normal cheap clothes trying to order at a McDonald's. "Yeah, it's totally a kidnapping believe us. Tommy what do you want? Chicken nuggets? Yeah, chicken nuggets for my hostage. He also wants sauce to go with that."

This fic is also a discussion about morality and family. It might go where you don't expect it to go.

This is About a Stuffed Bird - Written by @/theminecraftbee. It's a zombie apocalypse fic from the pov of Mumbo who has decided he's gonna stop hiding and do everything in his power to find Grian (Before the apocalypse started Mumbo promised Grian to give him a talking parrot robot with some simple AI). Mumbo is not confident at all so the story really has him overcome small things that you'd expect a typical zombie apocalypse protagonist to be good at.

Ah, and by the way, the monsters aren't exactly zombies. They're worse. Will give me nightmares for the rest of my life.

I recommend you check the writter's blog since they have a bunch of smaller fics in post format so you can have a small dose and see the style of the author.

Covet - Written by @/digitalta. Another horror one! A fic about boatem who has a distinct lack of Grian but definitely has a boatemhole monster. Scout my beloved.

It's a fic where the hermits are trying to deal with a problem (the boatemhole monster) in the best way they can. Some of them are terrified, others are Scar who doesn't know the definition of danger... Others are trying to understand and sympathize with Scout... They're doing their best. When you get over the initial horror you actually might start feeling a bit sad for the boatemhole monster.

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I have a recommendation: Passerine Podcast. It's a YouTube channel who's reading Dream SMP fanfiction and the quality is very good. They have read Passerine from beginning to end so you can listen to it. They've also read Bones in the Ocean by @/bunfloras & @/wolfythewitch, which is a pirate fic centred on Emerald duo (very good too) and have begun reading TommyInnit's Clinic For Supervillains!

[zeepzoop-z]

Ok so context for the out-of-the-blue-post, my no. 1 hyperfixation used to be DSMP, then it was stranger things, and now it’s South Park. The DSMP finale reopened some feelings and then I watched Passerine stuff just to rub more salt in. I need some fic recs that are like TUMOASD, Tommy’s Clinic for Supervillains, Passerine, The Rider, That’s, Like, 100 Miles, etc.

ESPECIALLY if they’re like that but South Park (big style, creek, and bunny shipper here)

Also, when school ends I’ll work more on my fic I PROMISE, I’ve just been hella stressed.

[lilyvines]

hey did anyone else read the final chapters of tommyinnit’s unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death

[serendipitouslyyyyyy]

Ranking various Wilburs from my favorite dsmp fics (aka the 5 fics that I never shut up about)

5- Ours Poetica Wilbur. I get it. He's had a rough life. But he still makes my blood boil. Hate that fucker.

4- Flowers from 1970 Wilbur. Not super well characterized, but seems like a decent guy.

3- Passerine Wilbur. Poor guy deserved so much better. Angsty, but makes me happy to think about.

2- TUMOASD Wilbur. Fluffy family dynamic things. Serotonin. Cool superhero. What's not to love.

1- Mangobaii Wilbur. This man is my only source of joy. Wanted criminal. Has committed war crimes. In love with Corpse Husband. Doesn't know who Mickey Mouse is. Absolute best Wilbur.