#feat. Draco's inability to commit to the whole evil thing

[blorger]

Eat the damn food and don't complain. Somebody has to feed you properly. I've got business to attend to but I'll be back by 4. I don't remember what's in most of these rooms but you can look around if you like. Don't touch stuff--my family thinks death traps are a noble and refined source of entertainment--walls and floors are ok. Don't open locked doors blah blah Bluebeard shit, if doors are locked you can't open them what the hell am I talking about. If you need something yell, Nimby will hear you (house-elf). Yes she likes it we've talked to her don't start that Granger shit. Draco

Around noon on the third day after Christmas, Harry interrupts an admittedly entertaining tirade about the upstairs neighbors’ music taste to ask, “So, who are you avoiding?” Draco chokes on his orange juice and nearly drops the glass. “You're a good deal sharper than you look,” he gasps once he's got his breath back. “Wow, that's so flattering I forgot the question I just asked,” Harry deadpans. Draco grins at him. “Well, it was worth a shot."

from make my wish come true by terminally_underwhelmed