#flashgrenade

[sweetybaty]

i heard it was actually Flippy’s birthday recently. I always wondered how Flaky would celebrate his birthday in your AU!!

To surprise the one that sees in day and night, pierce its eyes and make them blind... In other words FLASH HIM WITH WHATEVERS THE OPPOSITE HIS EYE IS ACCOSTUMED TO ATM!!! MAWHJSHSAJHSAJH

She puts dark blankets if its daytime behind the white curtains, then waits with a match ready, if its night she puts enough candles to make the equivalent of an artificial sun.

Then she stands there...menacengly... A little simple thing! but twos a parteyyyyyy <3333 ! Mores a crowd!!!

This is her pov for a bit while waiting for him to adapt to the lighting MAJSHSAJHASJ A LITTLE NOTE THO !!! I hc his birthday on the 2nd of October !! that's when party animal aired in the U.S on the tv (or atleast thats what IMBd says JEJEJE IF I WAS LIED TO IT IS WHAT IT IS)

I hc Flaky's on February 11th :)))

[marredsundew]

Me and my freinds phighting ocs, flashgrenade and tripwire :)

[cookie-nom-nom]

I once referenced the ‘Jesus already gave me two burrito forks’ bit and my pastor apparently liked it enough to slip it into a sermon and a flashgrenade would’ve been kinder. I’m just sitting there in the pews going 😭 he doesn’t know the context is a wrathful invective laced rant about burrito design—

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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[mothgenes]

inktober - day twelve - some gay FlashGrenade

[lycheeluv]

29/365 : Barry and Hal from- well DC Barry is so adorable in DC Super hero Girl ! and Hal is just like- smiling 24h haha. I mean Barry is A L W A Y S adorable and fluffy. and Hal is just a Dork.

[shinykiwico]

A Lux x Jinx for @suqling​ keep up the great work!

Picked from these poses here this one had lux n jinx all over it.

[3dways]

Resident Evil 2 Remake: Granata stordente M-97. Flash Grenade M-97. ready to be 3D printed

[yes-i-write-fanfiction]

Corrupted! Tailgate

The thing on his back? A glass dome containing his spark. While leaving him very vulnerable it also serves as a flashgrenade, spreading a bright light that blinds his enemies. May look weak but is surprisingly strong. Also, the flaps on his back? He uses them to show his emotions.

[clodswithachanceofmeatballs]

Yall it's called #FlashGrenade

Batman: Flash. Your entire identity has been consumed by your relationship with another man (referring to Zoom)

Flash, embarrassed: You found my Green Lantern tumblr

[pamaxtactical]

New YouTube Video on the L.I.O.N. Device V1, can’t get anything better than a USA Made Reloadable Flash-bang!

Only available @ http://pmtactical.com

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