#flatly

[mariasscoffee]

did Eddie Munson say all of that flatly tho? just asking for a friend, flatly

[gravityr00m]

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[write-nerdy-to-me]

tadius is a comedian

[gotsundaeplans]

[gravityr00m]

Deep Fir Pine Tree (#091701 to #202503)

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

[remanedur]

tumblr music survey

because this has come up with a few friends before, i am curious -- in the replies or tags, can you list:

what you consider the average song length

what you consider 'long' for a song, and 'short' for one

a few genres you listen to the most/consider your favorite

[thefabelmans2022]

it does suck that there hasn't been a more widespread swing towards the greens and independents but i'm just trying to be positive tonight idk. i've got three years to be a leftist killjoy doomer but tonight i'm gonna be a cringe centrist and celebrate the downfall of dutton !!!!!!!

[purpleangiie]

Jon, lying on his bed: "Dad?"

Clark, about to exit his room: "Yes?"

Jon: "Can I ask you something?"

Clark: "Of course, bud. What is it?"

Jon: "How do you know if you like someone? I mean, like like someone? Not just as a friend but... as something more."

Clark: "You'll know it when you find that person."

Jon, blushing slightly: "I think I know then."

Clark, smiling: "You wanna tell me who this person is?"

Jon: "Damian Wayne."

Clark:

Clark: "You don’t know."

[starry-bi-sky]

*points at bruce and danny in 'late at night when the nightingale sings'* THESE TWO MFERS MEAN SO MUCH TO MEEEE

no thoughts head empty just these two socially inept fools finding family in one another. like yes you go you funky little death omens stole that one from a comment on the fic, so if you see this you know who you are, discover that family isn't only tied in blood.

bUT onto less mushy stuff: these two being shenaniganizers; tomfools. Bruce realized that Danny didn't actually know he was Bruce Wayne and instead of going "oh actually im bruce wayne" he went; "hrm... how long can i keep this going until he realizes...."

like. i think they deserve to be the sillies. just utter goobers the both of them. like, danny makes the wittiest side comments, dry quips, under his breath towards Bruce while they're out in public (Danny covering his face with a face mask) and Bruce is trying not to laugh. Meanwhile if Bruce makes one sly comment about someone to Danny, Danny's gonna collapse with laughter.

Bruce plays straightman in most of their bits, he has the best fucking poker face. But also I firmly believe he does actually enjoy Danny's puns. Look me in the eyes- look me in the eyes. Try and tell me that a man that willingly agrees to call a car "the batmobile" even after his eight year old ward grows up (thus negating the need to go along with his antics) doesn't enjoy a good, well-placed pun. Look me in the eyes and try to tell me that. That's right you can't.

He's gonna spit out a well-placed pun in the driest, most boring Batman Voice Ever one day while he's getting ready for patrol, and Danny's gonna fucking die of laughter. He's gonna lose his mind. Bruce is going to have a half-dead sickly teenager laughing his lungs out in the chair. That's a new core memory right there, every time Danny thinks about that he's gonna start giggling.

just!!! these two making each other laugh! That's so important to me. So so much. I nEED Danny to get Bruce to smile and laugh and I need Bruce to make Danny do the same. Danny's all snark and sass and Bruce is all deadpan and dry quips. Do you all see my vision.

[byjove]

Making Sherlock Holmes OCs is so fun. Take for instance his paternal grandmother, Mémé, the illegitimate half sister of Horace Vernet. Her favorite grandson is AJ Raffles, the cricketer and socialite, child of her youngest daughter. They have the most in common. She is incorrigibly MEAN. She has taken several lovers since the premature death of Holmes’s grandfather and they’ve all been women. She is an accomplished artist in her own right. She is a chainsmoker. She is well over 80 and has just started wearing trousers. She speaks English perfectly well and with perfect diction but refuses to understand and speak English while around her grandchildren because she thinks they should speak French. She bullies Watson and he takes it because he is not sure how to fight back against the verbal jabs of an elderly widow. She is a genius with rapier wit and an independent spirit.

[kadextra]

was there smth off about tr!bad’s attitude today or am I thinking too deep

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[qoldenskies]

actually genuinely depressing that when people write april's mom as an actual character she's just kind of a one note Good Caretaker Mom... and like i know why this happens (let the the mammy trope dieee) but i still think there's a lot of untapped potential. im not saying she has to be a BAD parent but there are infinitely more interesting things you can do with april and her relationships with her parent(s), especially because she's WROUGHT with insecurity and is shown to develop a close bond with splinter, who she seeks out approval from, not to mention the absence of her likely working parents is so loud despite it never being mentioned as a reason for her issues, really.

april can take on the front of confidence because she's excitable and courageous but she is so deeply insecure. her being so tenacious despite that doesn't negate it. she notices how she doesn't seem to get along with other people and desperately desires balance between her love of the weird and her need for normalcy. april will work hard to fit in and she'll never succeed (also i really do relate to the fact that the one "friend" she has at school before likely sunita is kind of a creep that she doesn't like, can we talk about that more), and she does seem to find it frustrating that her only actual friends dont understand how that feels. being in the in-between point. wanting the best of both worlds and not truly fitting in either.

i think these are problems that can come with having a bad social life at school even with great parents, but unintentional emotional neglect due to being working class would be interesting, and parallel with splinter in a really fascinating way (+ they do say she has parents but i do prefer the idea of her having a single mom, more to be done with that. maybe they're divorced? that'd add something).

actually april's dynamic with splinter is really unexplored in the fandom because i do think there's a reason she finds his approval so validating,,, i think april's strong personality is mistaken for genuine confidence when it's really not.

SHE THINKS SHE'S A FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Truly I think at a few crucial moments in my life, I was a wall rather than a door because I grew up trained by Pride and Prejudice to be wary of Mr Wickham

[yukaro353]

"Instead of thinking about her, think about me"

"Cry for me"

"Call me"

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So Kuvira, when she had not yet lost her mind in her dictatorial ambitions, is helping Suyin with the security of Zaofu.

Much to Kuvira's chagrin, she is sometimes mistaken for a woman she has never seen before, and it is always just as painful.