#flusterposts

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god ive been really into switching lately like nothing beats those early moments in the conversation when you're both horny and figuring each other out, figuring out how hard you're gonna fight today, whether you wanna win or just give in, if you're gonna do anything you can to see them beg or if it's time to just switch off your brain for a while

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i love when youre enjoying a bit of light fun dumbification content and then you come across the single most misogynistic post youve ever seen. really takes you out of it yknow

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absolutely need to wake up to the feeling of a cutie grinding against my thigh and bully them for being so desperate they can't even keep their needy hips still while I'm trying to sleep

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does anyone want to be pavloved like a little doggie.

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psa

stop wasting drool!!! wrap your mouth around my pretty fingers and lose your mind instead

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really I'm a subscriber to the view that genies should be able to bargain on good faith, which basically means a genie is well within his rights to tell you to go fuck yourself if you ask for a million wishes. I mean, don't get me wrong, the genie can grant them. But he's not, like, duty bound to grant you any odd thing you ask for to the letter. He's got a bit of leeway to, like, make sure you're not getting silly with it. If you get on the genie's good side, though, that's another story. I've always thought that I'd ask him like, okay look dude, what's the one thing you want, I'll use my last wish on you, don't even worry about it. And then, like, two wishes is still pretty good, and you know he's not gonna try and fuck you. And I mean, you definitely want the genie on side because there's absolutely some stuff you've failed to consider in the wording of your wish and you really don't want him to start going all monkey's paw on you out of spite. That's how you wake up as a donkey because you wanted a bigger ass, right. But anyway, I figure if the genie likes you, then you can get away with wishing for a few more wishes. Nothing crazy, but maybe like, 5 more. Just don't be greedy about it, you know?

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me: tell me how badly you need to cum babe

my Stoicist bf: The pleasures of the flesh are fleeting. To waste time and energy trying to achieve a short-lived release is to demean oneself in spirit and mind.

me, who's really into edging: fuck god yes just like that keep going baby

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god sometimes you people are horny horny huh?

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as an enby with a complex relationship to gendered pet names im absolutely obsessed with the idea of someone choosing whichever gender of names they want you to have at any given moment, like 'aww baby, are you going to be a good girl and get on your knees for me?' like oh,,, i guess im a girl for tonight if you're gna say it like that,,,

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so funny to me how u can't play 5 minutes of overwatch without someone calling you a faggot on voice chat and yet there's six queers three trannies two furries and an enby at every local super smash bros tournament

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'we should get drunk together sometime' <- love language

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i cum so you don't have to !

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it's crazy how when i dont sing for like two days my singing sounds WAY better. almost like it's good to let your voice rest sometimes or smthn

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OKAY hear me out. i dress you up all pretty in my clothes. you dress me up all pretty in your clothes.

and then we do it freaky transgender style

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ohhhhhhh yeah it's garlic bread time

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ngl i do think that some of you can get a little too lost in the sauce with the adjectives when horny talking. there comes a point when youre talking about how my dick is going to be absolutely emaciated that it stops being sexy and starts being very, very funny