#foxes with machine guns

[theonion]

Expressing relief that they were both on the same page about custody, Megan Fox confirmed Friday that she and her new baby would be working together to co-parent Machine Gun Kelly. “The coming months are going to be exhausting, but knowing that I have this newborn by my side to help set a good example for MGK makes it a lot less scary,” said the Transformers actress, pausing to tend to the sound of Kelly whimpering over the monitor that he needed a Monster Energy drink.

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[meganfoxrocksmyworld]

[mavichivas]

[godcollection]

[triplexdoublex]

We’re gonna get a pretty boys are poisonous 2.0 before he releases another album of any sort

I can see it now:

“6feet 4 inches, blue eyes, blonde hair

I won’t name names it wouldn’t be fair

As we give thanks you pass the gravy

I’m having your baby

Maybe?

Is it yours? I dunno

Pass the greenbean casserole

After we eat

You fall right asleep

I go through your phone history

And all I see is titties

They’re all smaller than mine

You swore last time

Was the last time

So I throw things at you

Like both of my shoes

I scream and I shout

And I kick you out”

• how I became barefoot and pregnant on thanksgiving

[seethinglikeme]

i feel like in recent years the reaction to seeing women being subjected to something humiliating by their male partner in public has gone from thinking he’s abusive and being concerned for her, to thinking that it’s nasty and trashy and they’re both shitty. and i think it’s directly the result of more and more kinksters being loud and unashamed about their nasty kinks, going around and subjecting the unconsenting public to their gross foreplay, and generally making themselves known to the formerly (blissfully) unaware general population

[tswiftupdatess]

New picture of Taylor with Travis Kelce, Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox at the Chiefs Super Bowl after party!

[ohdeliciousasmr]

[nosensedit]

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[khozee-gorl]

happy halloween

[sudaul]

[cockpunchlore]

mum and dad at the theme park

[meganfoxrocksmyworld]

M*K Stans unironically being pissed Megan’s book on poetry will expose him and the toxic shitty men in her life is

hilarious 💀💀

This manchild pedophile exposes himself daily.

[weclassybouquetfun]

As Halloween lands on a weekday, people are obviously celebrating the holiday this weekend. Here are few of the early birds.

Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelo at Bette Midler's charity Hulaween party.

Keke Palmer as The Bride of Frankenstein

Her little one as Dr. Frankenstein

Chloe Bailey as Daenerys Targaryen

Her sister Halle is rumoured to be pregnant but these pics taken days apart from each other confused people about the legitimacy of the rumour.

Kourtney Kardashian as...Kim Kardashian at the Met Gala.

Adele as Morticia Addams

Seen at Casamigos' annual party:

Former Casamigos co-owner/founder Rande Gerber and wife Cindy Crawford and Danny Zucko and Sandy from GREASE, children Presley as Hunter S. Thompson, daughter Kaia as Edie Sedgwick and Kaia's boyfriend Austin Butler as Andy Warhol.

Jessica Alba and friends and Paris Hilton channeling different Britney Spears

Newly separated Jodie Turner Smith

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly as KILL BILL's Gogo Yubari and The Bride

[charlixcxashtray]

i can't unsee it.....

[triplexdoublex]

Ok I have 95836337548565 asks about the pap pics. So let’s condense this to one post. Timing is definitely weird with Colson not being around . And that was the most staged pap walk of all time . BUT DID YALL NOTICE THIS!!!! …. 😳😳😳