#frellin

[3leggedmagpie]

Even the Master had to start somewhere!

Frellin is @critical-birb's sona. Practicing drawing them for a future project!

[fagweave]

Old Men Solasmancers rise up!!!

[asktheritochampion]

100 years ago. Where you truly alone. Or was there someone who you did consider a friend, wanted to be friends with, or felt like you could relate to, but something prevented you from trying to establish a relationship with them, be that because of your sense of self worth, or because or another reason that prevent your from bonding. And if this person existed, who was it?

I never really sought friends or gave it much thought. Other Rito were intimidated by my energy, and due to the intensity of my training I felt that socialising was a waste of time. It wasn't until I began to travel with the other Champions in close quaters that I started to feel the allure of 'friendship' as a concept.

Saying this, I wasn't a hermit by any means. I had peers and companions.

There was a blacksmith who lived on the outskirts of the Village called Milap who used to assist me with the metalwork for my bow whose company I didn't dispise. Strange fellow, not very social, I always got the feeling she wanted me to leave. However he was a fair enough listener and very good at her job. I often found myself visiting. She got me drunk once.

There was also Nyra, an artist by trade. I found her presence unbeleivably annoying back in the day because he seemed to have a talent for ruffling my feathers; however I was forever finding myself drawn back to her roost anyway. She kept good wine, and didn't seem to mind me vocally letting off steam in regards to a certain frustrating little Knight. Sometimes she even had wise advice to share....occationally.

Frellin was my flight and archery teacher as a young boy, as they were for most of the Village chicks and fledglings at the time. They were on the cusp of retiring just before the Calamity because they were against the idea of being drafted to fight, which I always saw as cowardly. However, I still frequently found some form of comfort and familiarity sitting together on the occational evening and assisting them with binding the new arrows. They were very patient in times I could not always be.

Then also of course there was the other Rito Warriors and Captains. It was mostly a formal relationship, however there was still a sense of comradery and companionship amongst them. We trained together, flew together, ate together, fought together. In a way, we were family - at least until they returned home to their real families.

I'm not sure I could call any of it friendship; not truely. Friendship is a delicate thing that requires work, understanding and time. I never knew how to treat the people I cared for; how to talk to them, or show them what they meant to me. I was probably a blip on their radar never to be missed and they grew old and died never knowing what they meant to me.

However; there is always time to learn and try again. And I am learning.

(Credit and thanks to @avenin who owns Milap, and @axidentshappen who owns Nyra!!!! <3)

[anna-neko]

sometimes ~ while the world is frellin ending all around you ~ just gotta have some Murder Tea™

[critical-birb]

Okay so, many people messaged me about Gynandromorph Peacock/Peahens- and I figured design wise it might be a little too complex, however I went and gave it a go anyway!

I might change the design later but here is my attempt at baby's first Rito self-insert!

This is Frellin (they/them). I wasn't sure if I had any distinct features I should add- but I do archery and teach it to kids, so I figured maybe they're the pre-calamity Rito Villager archery teacher for beginer fledglings. Maybe they even taught Ravioli when he was a fluff!

Very tall and gangly. Takes their job very seriously but is also very patient with the fledglings so long as they behave. Sometimes takes them on little outings to learn basic survival skills - like little scout camping trips. Can make a mean toasted marshmallow and knows lots of (not TOO) scary campfire stories. A little too scrawny and soft spoken to be any good as a Rito soldier - but they have a solid aim and enjoy helping with hunts or doing competitive archery for fun.

[anna-neko]

see also: Mamoru Hosoda

....I frellin dare u to put up with his nonsense post Wolf Children

u can watch the story quality disintegrate in real time

okay but if you ever see a male creative who had a string of great work and then everything else he did was dogshit, go to the "personal life" part of his wikipedia and look at his relationships. you'll either find a major tragedy he didn't recover from (completely understandable) or, more likely, there was a woman in his life doing uncredited shit editing his stuff or contributing generally and she's not there anymore.

I told a friend about this phenomenon in literature and he called me weeks later like, I remembered what you said about women doing uncredited work when tim burton came up. he made a string of bangers then everything else just was nowhere near as good. the timeline matches perfectly to when he was with this german visual artist (lena gieseke). he's done some good work in collaboration, but if things were dug into I suspect we would find she did a lot more than people realise.

so yeah whenever you look around like wow women didn't work in history, or, women aren't auteurs, or, there just aren't as many great female writers - societal reasons for that aside, half the time they absolutely did.

[mikailborg]

Sometimes, you just don’t frellin’ want context.

[444names]

Names generated from the English Wikipedia list of colors by shade

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[tvpromopod]

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[mckitterick]

that would be something all right

almost like watching a ridiculous reality-game-show personality with a history of ruining businesses (he bankrupted a casino... twice!) and steady butt of "evil financier" jokes on The Simpsons and other shows one day run for President of the frellin' USA... and win. two separate times

Imagine you’re some pod racing enthusiast watching the Boonta Eve Classic and some literal child enters with the shittiest scrap pod you’ve ever seen. He built it himself. He then proceeds to absolutely demolish every other professional racer. The kid never enters a race again but his legacy lives on in the hearts of the pod racing community.

About 10 years later, you tune into a news stream to catch some news about the Clone War. The announcer is talking about a particularly pivotal battle, saying something about “Jedi General Anakin Skywalker”

YOU MEAN THAT KID FROM THE BOONTA EVE CLASSIC???

[witchofthesouls]

Ok but batmobile!liaison and there now adult-again sparklings get yeeted into another universe, let's say bayverse.

Thats a whole lot of chaos.

Oh yeah it would be. 

Batmobile made so many friends and mortal enemies because of their “inside knowledge” of many officials due to their old government position. It may be a different universe and the frames are wild, but humans be humans.

The NEST personnel is both delighted and raging over the mass displacement. The Autobots are getting leery over the “Cons” humans are whispering about and how it works with comics and media genres. And what the frellin’ Pits is a “Gun-damn?!”

Batmobile is very, very spacious and has gotten into the habit of carrying everything including extra supplies since they had wholeheartedly jumped into being a support mecha. Just because Batmobile is jam-packed with so much weaponry and built like a brick shithouse doesn’t mean they know exactly how to fight like the badass superhero.

“Isn’t this excessive?” Puke-green Ratchet asks as you pull out the third crate of thermal sheets and medical tools. There are enough parts on the makeshift berth to build an Energon convertor from the ground up and twice-fold. Rodimus has commandeered the sails to air-ride the ocean wave.

You laugh, your whole frame is bowled over, field spazzes and fritzes and he’s trying to stabilize it but you wave it off, producing another crate from your subspace. “You don’t half of the things that happen to us.”

Megatron and Drift have developed a sixth sense on those sparkling clips, especially the embarrassing ones. The racecar knows exactly how to veer their 'tor away from showing them off. Megatron simply bellows about "a non-authorized release of classified information!"

Of course, that leads to so many rumors about what else is under your plating, what secrets are swirling beneath that never-ending pantry of Stuff and Information.

Ratchet gets you properly sloshed. You're a very happy and teary Batmobile when blackout shitfaced. He can't understand what your saying under the sniffles, but he can agree that the bitlets are super adorable. Where are they?

Across the base, there's a huge screech of Neocybex that freaks out all the humans, and the 'bots are far more curious about what made Ratchet go: No fraggen way that's him.

You can now rest easy by checking off Lottery Winner on the bucket list. Just to prove a point, you shrunk and utilized Brainstorm’s quick-dry bond-enhancing spray to collect the winnings in a T-rex costume. 

Bayverse Optimus and IDW Megatron have no idea how to treat each other. It feels like they’re both looking into a strange, distorted mirror of their nemesis. It doesn’t help that Optimus feels irrationally jealous. Their Cybertron is alive and being rebuilt. Their War is over. There are still active colonies. And this other Megatron has active, thriving sibling and creator bonds, especially when Batmobile is pinging for their location like a first-time ‘tor and fusses over their lunch. (There was no way Optimus’ brother would allow anyone to obnoxiously sprawl across the Warlord’s frame as Rodimus does.)

It’s downright hilarious seeing Rodimus on his Big Brother spiel, Drift indulges it and Megatron looks like he’s questioning his entire life’s choices. Bayverse Autobots having a meltdown over Rodimus Prime and the fact that the speedster had sacrificed his half of the Matrix of Leadership.

[daydreamodyssey]

Cute things to say to your partner

Watch those wrist rockets!

Yeah! Now you got it!

Frellin' Heck, it's a Super!

FOR THE REPUBLIC!

[anna-neko]

the frellin GRIN on my face.... i cannot even....

[anna-neko]

yeah yeah yeah, and you can date a 60s "historical" movie by the exact shade of glittery eyeshadow the leading lady wears

but listen, what is the point of Period Dramas if not to be escapism frm today?

compare Clueless take on Shakespeare and Bridgerton' prom dresses.... If you want it _modern_ just frellin say so and rewrite it like a real creative. Let me have my Vanity Fair with the stays and regency high waists

every period drama does this every period drama is a reflection of the fashion and social mores and values of the age it was produced in you are just living in the 2020s and can notice it everything is about the way we view the past at a certain moment of history this is completely universal throughout like all of history this is how the victorians made art about the middle ages like i agree lots of period dramas right now are sort of dumb but lots of period dramas have always been sort of dumb you just weren’t living at the time they were made but i promise if you think about it for five seconds those movies have the EXACT fashion and values of the year they were produced. whatever whatever i don’t care and also think movies are often bad or whatever but this isn’t a real problem. historical accuracy is a lie and everything is made to process the time we live in because that is our reality. the good movies will survive and the bad movies will be forgotten.

[akilter]

Okay Tumblr. Little guy was cute this frellin is awesome spoopy

[achitachi]

just got the “ok” that actually means gfy. lurvely. just frellin lurvely.

if i ever figure out how to personify depression i’m gonna drown the bastard with my bare hands.