#fried to perfection!

[everotten]

Promise?

[labyrinth-guard]

Hehe, my takes for some of my favorite batman villains <3

Tumblr ate the Qualities of these, so here's some smaller individual images

[feng-shui71]

How would Jordan feel finding out she’s pregnant with her third child after the events of re 5??

(disclaimer if it wasn’t clear ok this isn’t canon at all btw, but this ask was too fun to not do)

I think if she did end up getting pregnant again she’d be more like .. confused if anything, and really fucking tired, however she’d still be happy.. ish.. They are both wayy too old to raise another child all over again it’s a miracle it even happened lol but I think they’d keep them! I think Wesker would end up being curious to see how a child would come out with his genetic alterations since Junior and Alvina were born before that, so that would be enough incentive to convince him, otherwise he’d be pissed.

Anyway here’s the “what if” baby, went along with the “A” motif of their names, he has Wesker’s reptilian eyes and would dethrone Alvina as the favourite kid, being the “perfect” specimen due to his genetics (Literally reflected in his name). Also ft. Older Alvina and Junior, they’re in their 30s here:

[milkamel]

UGH. I can't. My heart can't take it. I love this little gremlin so much. Especially this sprite. Look at him sitting. He's so cute, so mischievous. He's scheming something. Always. So bug coded- (literally) And his cape looks like a tail it's adorable. Is this the Fount of Knowledge? Is this the fearsome beast? Too precious

Look at his hair- I just wanna scoop him up in my arms and pet him. He's so adorable oh my god. Unbelievable.

And this stare- it's so stupid but also makes you wonder what is he thinking about. He's so smart and sly it's scary you never know what he's planning. I wanna squish him and pepper him with kisses- or squash him like a bug he is

[tlmtwelve]

Prompts: Anakin Skywalker, Crosshair, eating a sandwich

[like-tears-in-rain-storms]

Hot take but consider - the Holy Trinity of fringe 21st century transformative memetic Internet humour for those who got into edgy stuff in their teens and found their life calling there:

The Father (Metalocalypse)

The Son (Hellsing Abridged)

and the Holy Ghost (TTS, aka If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device)

[hypnomasterfrancois]

You agreed to let your friend hypnotize you but in the twilight zone before trance you begin to feel conflicted. It feels so good to listen, to relax, to drop, and to obey. But you’re so used to being in control. You’re so used to being dominant that sinking, listening, and letting go scares you a bit. In that sweet twilight zone before trance you begin to resist a little. Ever so subtly fighting the words and the pleasure obeying them brings. But your friend’s voice is so seductive with the perfect mix of saccharine and command. Your friend sees your resistance and knows just what to say to break it. Your friend tells you to keep focusing on their words, and how good they make you feel, and keep from focusing on those irritating thoughts that may be entering your mind. And those gently forceful words, along with the pleasurable relaxation you get from submitting to them, are enough to drop you over the edge and enter into trance fully.

Your friend has broken you and your usually dominant nature. And you don’t even care. In fact, you now enjoy it. Because it just feels so good to sink and submit and obey. Now it’s just beginning to feel like second nature.

[leadandblood]

theyre giving...... hampter

[happybird16]

Levi's perfect ass... 🍑

[pinkyjulien]

Valentin & Mitch | 727/??

[noodledrawsandstuff]

Kidkiller

[softwaring]

sesame crusted seared ahi, char siu egg fried rice, roasted broccolini, and a homemade ponzu sauce 😋

[randomloserlover]

Gelatin's been saying some pretty strange things to his friends...

Bonus image:

[faunandfloraas]

Changbin being pro cold and soggy chips..............

[asthedeathoflight]

Do you guys even know about tostones. Do you even know. Guys i need you to listen to me very carefully.

I need you to go to the store and buy a green plantain which is JUUUST starting to get a little bit yellow around the edges. And then take it home and cut off both ends and cut a slit in the peel so you can take it off and then cut it into 3/4" slices and then fry the slices in 1/4" of oil until theyre golden and then take them out and smash them flat between two plates stacked on top of each other or something and then fry them until theyre browned around the edges and then salt them and eat them while theyre still hot. You need to do this. For me.

[katsigian]

⊹ ₊​ ⁺ ₊✧₊⁺ 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶? // 𝘰𝘤 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘻 ⁺₊✧₊⁺ ₊ ⊹

I found this quiz on pinterest and really liked the results I received 🥹 so I figured I'd share them and tag the mutuals ♡ taglist below if you'd like to opt in/out

⊹ ₊​ ⁺ ₊✧₊⁺ 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘰𝘯

❝ 𝘋𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦. 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱. 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘝𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘴, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶; 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘣, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘳. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘮. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘸, 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵. 𝘉𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯; 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘯. 𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭-𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭-𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘧𝘶𝘭, 𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘨. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬. ❞

BROTHER THERE COULD NOT BE A BETTER RESULT FOR HIM THAT'S PERFECT WTH 😭 this is exactly why I liked this quiz 😂 the way that Valen falls in love is this all encompassing kind of act - he is so devoted to his partner/mate/husband that there isn't a single thing that he wouldn't do for him. There's nothing that's too much for him when he's in love, no act too immoral or lowly. If Valen's husband asked him to kill for him, his response would be "Quickly or slowly?" He loves being able to show his husband all of the ways that he'd hurt, sin, beg, worship, kill, and love for him. That's how deeply he's enamored - there is nothing that is too much of anything for him. He'd give his husband the moon, the sun, and all of the stars if he were able to.

Valen's not a good man, but like all kinds of religious, devoted, consuming love, any sort of goodness within him is there because of his husband. And that's just another reason for Valen to love him. He owes him everything and it's through that love is how he'll be saved.

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