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[usagirln12003]

Eddie Munson: Hogwarts AU

Eddie Munson was a Half-Blood wizard that was born on the 26th of January 1977 and started attending Hogwarts on the 1st of September 1988, being sorted into Gryffindor House.

He had a Yew wand with a Dragon Heartstring core.

His Patronus was a Vampire Bat.

His favorite subject was Care of Magical Creatures and his least favorite subject was Flying.

He was a member of the Frog Choir.

Eddie was a full-on nonconformist metalhead. He was hated by those who didn't understand him, but loved by those who did. Eddie enjoyed playing Dungeons & Dragons with his friends and had considerable knowledge on the game. He was the head of Hellfire Club. Because of his devotion to Dungeons & Dragons, Eddie refused to cancel any campaigns and would require the members of his club to seek out substitutes to play if a member of the club was unable to attend on any particular evening.

At first glance, Eddie initially came off as intense, pushy, and scary. He took D&D and not conforming to typical cliques like the quidditch teams deadly seriously. But unlike those typical cliques, Eddie was revealed to be extremely kind, open-minded, comforting, and a jokester. Dustin had mentioned how no one was nice to him, Mike, and Lucas when they began at Hogwarts, except for Eddie. When noticing how paranoid Chrissy was, Eddie calmed her down by reminiscing about how they used to know one another and joking that they were both "freaks". Eddie also knew when he was wrong and admitted defeat, with Erica earning his respect after she put him in his place for questioning her levels in D&D. He also later apologized to Steve for writing him off as a "douchebag". Eddie was revealed to have a special soft spot for Dustin, who was adamant that Eddie was innocent. He made Dustin promise to never change, and during his final moments, trusted Dustin to look after the Hellfire Club and told him that he loved him.

Eddie struggled in school, most likely due to a combination of his rough childhood and eccentric personality rather than low intelligence. He admitted that he was "full of shit" when he said he was going to graduate both in 1994 and 1995, but was determined to "run like hell" out of Hogwarts by 1996.

Eddie didn't take the exposure of the prophecy very lightly. He panicked easily, cursing under his breath with how much chaos and evil surrounded him.

Despite being metal and extreme, Eddie understandably reacted in horror and panic when witnessing Chrissy and Patrick be mutilated by Vecna. From that point on, Eddie openly scolded himself for not being a hero and running away. It was not until he protected Dustin and Hogwarts by fighting off the Acromantulas that Eddie faced his fears. Though it cost him his life, Eddie proved to be courageous outside of his campaigns.

Eddie was also shown to have a passion for music ever since he had begun playing the guitar, recognizing and making rock and metal references that others didn't understand, such as to Steve Harrington. His references are often used to figure out the situations around him. Eddie expressed his passions through his style and room.

[imagitory]

Do you think Wish would have been better if they kept the concept of romance between Asha and the star boy, and the kind and queen being a villainous couple?

TL;DR...maybe.

I admit, I do really like human!Star and Magnifico/Amaya being a villainous couple as concepts -- but I don't think adding those ideas alone would've fixed Wish's shortcomings. Because I strongly believe the main reason so much of the Wish fandom has latched onto the idea of a romance for Asha in particular comes down to people feeling more for their mental AU concepts of Asha and Star than for Asha and the rest of her canon cast in the real finished product. There are no relationships in Wish -- ones featuring Asha or otherwise -- that I feel really prompt much investment or emotion in the audience.

Asha's mom and grandpa really don't have much time devoted to them, especially early on when we could establish some real history and pathos in their relationships with Asha. (Positive examples of this would be Ember and her dad in Elemental, Tiana and James and Eudora in The Princess and the Frog, or Mama Coco and Miguel in Coco.) We never even learn Asha's mom's dream even though it's picked up multiple times and the narrative makes such a big deal about Magnifico crushing it. The few lines discussing Asha's deceased father could've been cut from the story altogether and we would've lost nothing. Asha's friend group gets so little focus as individuals that it's hard to even remember most of their names. They were clearly envisioned as just "the Seven Dwarves but as teens," and honestly, them being vaguely like the Dwarfs is the only real impact they leave on a lot of people by the end. Or did a bunch of kids that went to go see the movie beg their parents for dolls of Simon and Bazeema after the movie was over? Asha and Star's dynamic can't be that interesting because Star doesn't spark any real character growth or change in Asha, nor does Asha really bond emotionally with Star. Star honestly just floats around looking cute for most of the movie, rather than doing that much of consequence. Valentino doesn't provide any significant emotional support for Asha, the way that even other cute Disney "pets" like Pascal or Pua do for isolated characters like Rapunzel and Moana. He also doesn't advance her journey in any meaningful way like Sebastian or Jacques and Gus do for Ariel and Cinderella, respectively. Asha and Magnifico's hero-villain relationship has no teeth because they have no real history prior to the events of the story (unlike Ursula using Ariel as a way to get back at her father Triton or Mother Gothel raising Rapunzel in isolation in an attempt to use her hair's magic to keep her young) and they don't serve as any kind of narrative foil to each other (unlike Jafar, who like Aladdin also uses magic and deception to try to advance his own goals, or Scar, who like Simba at the beginning of the movie "just can't wait to be king" and is focused way more on the perks of kingship rather than the responsibilities). Even Amaya and Asha can't have much of a relationship because there's no time set aside for it, and even if Amaya put in a good word for Asha with Magnifico, she didn't speak out on Asha's behalf after Magnifico vindictively cast her aside and really only decided to fight alongside Asha after Magnifico "went too far" by threatening Amaya herself (as opposed to, say, anyone else).

When my mum and I went to go see Wish, we came out of the theater feeling oddly blase about the whole story. My mum even -- upon me asking her about her thoughts on this topic before I sat down to write this -- admitted that although she "wanted to see evil defeated," and all that, she honestly just hadn't cared about any of the characters that much. She wanted Magnifico to lose because it was justice for Magnifico to lose -- not because she was actively rooting for Asha, her friends, or Rosas overall. She wanted good to triumph and evil to fail, but none of the characters and their relationships had made her that invested in seeing how that came about. And considering that every single character in every story ever written is largely shaped by the relationships they have with other characters, that means that Wish's primary failing is not a lack of romance, either for its main lead or its villains --

It's a lack of love.

Any kind of sincere, selfless, development-inducing, chemistry-fueled love. Not necessarily romantic love -- Disney's Revival work has actually shown just how diverse love can be through films like Zootopia, Encanto, and Frozen -- but real love between the characters, built on the back of history and camaraderie and meaningful screen time. Love that adds layers to their personality, fuels their choices and actions, and ultimately helps them bloom into better, more complete people. Instead I would argue that the only "love" in Wish is with ideas from past Disney projects -- that's why there are more Easter eggs and overt meta references to other projects in this movie than there are scenes that actively stir your emotions. You know -- the way Mulan does when she decides to steal her father's armor, or Marlin does when he gingerly picks up Nemo's cracked egg in his flippers and cradles it, or Cinderella's stepsisters do when they rip apart the dress the mice made for Cinderella, or Pinocchio does when he watches in horror as Lampwick turns into a donkey, or Tarzan does when he comforts Kala after he comes out dressed in his biological father's old clothes and she starts to cry.

The reason a lot of fans love these two ideas -- villain!Magnifico/Amaya and human!Star/Asha -- so much is because these two relationships, even just in concept art, prompted more emotion out of them than any relationship in the entire finished film.

Perhaps if that same level of emotion was brought out in these relationships in a real movie, that would've helped, but only if the rest of the film had also been trimmed down and edited so as to help tell a story with those two elements. Slim down the overstuffed cast. Have Asha's family actually have a point, or cut them. Give Asha and Magnifico some sort of real history and/or compare-contrast dynamic. Develop Star as a character. Give both Star and Asha character arcs. Make the music more essential to telling the story.

Without a lot of additional changes on top of those two concepts being used, I think the ideas of a hero and villain couple would've only just made the list of ideas that were only half-baked in the final product longer. After all, if Star was Asha's love interest, you'd still really have to have good writing and a lot of chemistry between the two characters in order to sell your audience on a love story between them. Not saying it can't be done -- Tangled and Elemental both did it quite well -- but just throwing the two characters together as is (namely, rather underdeveloped) and making them romantic partners by itself isn't enough. Honestly, I think a platonic or even familial-esque relationship between Star and Asha could've been just as powerful, if that love between them really came through. Just look at the bonds between characters like Judy and Nick from Zootopia or Miguel and Hector in Coco. Even keeping Star as less explicitly human could've been fine, if the relationship between them and Asha was strong enough. Stitch and Lilo's relationship is rock-solid in Lilo and Stitch, and Stitch isn't even remotely human. Even Soul did something kind of interesting with Joe Gardner and his relationship with 22 by giving them something of a mentor-student bond. Maybe a quasi-"young parent/child" relationship between Asha and Star could've even been interesting, if it was written well!

I do think both ideas had great potential in giving Wish more of an identity that could help set it apart from its predecessors -- I mean, we've never had a human character have a romance with a supernatural being or a villainous couple in a Disney animated film before -- but including them wouldn't have fixed Wish by itself.

[galingam]

Heket

First appearance: Cult of the Lamb (2022). She is the second bishop the player fights in the game and is the leader of Anura. While progressing through her domain she will occasionally make an appearance and spread hunger and famine amongst the player's cult in an attempt to dissuade them from progressing.

When the player does finally confront Heket, she is a moderately aggressive boss. While she tries to get closer to the Lamb, she does not attempt to stay glued to them. All of her attacks, except for when she tries to hop onto the player, are indirect or ranged.

Heket's slit throat represents the phrase "Speak No Evil". It is also the name of the achievement for defeating her.

Due to her injury, her dialogue is wavy and rendered in smaller text (aside from a few choice lines), implying that her speech is more strenuous than that of other characters. Her voice is also deep and gurgly which could reference the effects of her injury or be attributed to her species.

However Heket is still able to speak despite her injury and this is likely due to the power of the Yellow Crown. Supporting this theory is the fact that when she loses her crown, and is converted into a Follower, she's shown to struggle more with speaking. Without her crown she says fewer words and takes longer pauses between statements.

Heket represents the Horseman of Famine. She inflicts hunger upon your followers and the achievement for killing her without taking damage is "Sate"

Heket references the Egyptian goddess of fertility who shares the same name, also often called Heqet or Heqit, as well as also being represented in the form of a frog. Though Heqet is associated with fertility, Heket is associated with famine. Followers of Heket worship her to stave off starvation. They pray to her for a bountiful harvest and to keep the famine at bay[3].

Her name also references the greek goddess of magic, Hecete (sometimes spelled Hekate)

[jodjuya]

Chrono Trigger liveblog part 7 - the final part

Mother Brain: "Hey sexy mama, wanna destroy all humans?"

Also, why is she so mad at humans for destroying the planet when it was that giant evil space monster what did it???

Holy shit she went down easy. Easiest boss fight in the entire game. Only took a single round of combat. Frail old lady robot can't even defeat TWO humans and she wants to erase us all to rule the planet in our absence? Lol. Lmao even.

Pfft, and both the new arms I get for Robo are weaker than the one I got for doing busywork with the reptites. 🙄

I Saved Humanity From The Robot Uprising And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Going through the Black Omen. Ayla's Dino Tail Technique is an unstoppable force of nature. 😈

Going up against Queen Zeal with Lucca, Frog, and Ayla.

Plan is to use Frog Flare and Dino Tail right away as soon as she does her first attack. Should drop her before she gets a chance to do anything else...

LMAO, IT WORKED!

wonder if the same trick will work on phase 2... 🤔

IT DID! 😁

Phase 3 begins...

Nice immortality, idiot. Too bad you disintegrated and your floating fortress crashed into the ocean.

Taking on Lavos with Crono, Marle, and Lucca. The Three Amigos ride again! 🤠

In the face of our combined magics, its outer shell is about as tough as a wet paper bag.

Shell: cracked!

Now to climb inside and set off some more magical nukes where it can REALLY feel them! Gunna make this stupid Space Tick wish it had never been born!

...who's Doan???

"Ours was a short youth."

*cocks her gun*

God I love Lucca so hard. Fuck this girl is amazing.

Oh SICK! Lavos has hand-mouths! I love when humanoid creatures have mouths on the palms of their hands. 10/10 creature design! Symbolism for days!

Well, enough admiring the scenery. Time to vaporise this punk ass bitch of an Evil Space Cicada!

Lavos:

Lucca, what do you mean that it's been harvesting DNA the entire time??? What are you basing that assertion on??? We keep cracking open exoskeletons to reveal a little guy inside, therefore it's been culturing and harvesting DNA for 65 million years? How on earth does it do that from within the core of the planet (Zeal's brainwashing aside)???

(seriously tho, who's Doan??)

((oh, he's the guy that we gave the seed to in The Future?))

Get vaporised, idiot!

I'm getting executed AGAIN?!

Jesus fuck I thought we had already resolved that bullshit. Your soldier boy should have discovered Marle right next to me in bed for fuck's sake. 🙄

I am going to stab that Chancellor.

Wait, where the fuck did Doan and Guardia21 come from?? And Kino?!

Lucca was going to execute Crono as a prank?!

Can the Chancellor's head on a pike please lead our victory parade?

This victory parade is so frigging cute omg!

That's right, Taban! Crono DID save the whole world and deserves a beer for it!

Official confirmation that Ayla is great in bed. Nice!

So Magus isn't going to undo his Frogification spell? He's just going to leave Glenn like that forever?

Robots cry motor oil? 😂

Whoops, forgot to ever feed my cats so they've run away into the time vortex.

...aaaaand so did my mum. Bye mum!

And Crono fist-pumps to celebrate his mother vanishing from existence. 🤣🤣🤣

Are we getting married on the spot?

Oh, no, it's just the bell. But the bell was already there at the beginning, wasn't it? 🤔

At least we have a time machine. Bye dad!

The End!

Pretty good game! I'm not going to be replaying umpteen times to get all the different endings because I have too many other games to play, but it was pretty darn good all the same!

Smashing soundtrack!

Awww sweet! Post-credits anime epilogue of everybody getting married! 😍

Nice, Frog got de-amphibianised after all.

Lucca and her pet robot adopted a time-travelling abandoned baby? 🤣

And then there's post-credits, post-epilogue, bonus credits? This game just keeps on giving! 😂

My main complaint with the game is that Crono's hair looks stupid. Why is anime hair Like That??

There are multiple new vortexes popping up around the place? And an Ending Counter to keep track of which ones you've reached? Those are nice features.

Okay I'm done for real.

[call-sign-shark]

Heaven in Your Eyes

Summary:  Following her encounter with the Shelby family, Heaven tries to get accepted but she has no idea how. Ada comes out with a good idea: organizing a tea party in the garden. Heaven accepts, hoping things will get better between her and Arthur's family... It does not go as planned.

featuring Platonic!John

Words: 4.3k

TW: Foul language but hey, that's about Peaky Blinders, witchcraft ??

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“I don’t like the kids being around her.” 

“Come on Esme, she’s not going to eat ‘em eh.” Arthur brought the cup of tea to his mouth and drank it, its sweet flavor melting on his tongue.    It was a necessary and momentary relief, which kept him from yelling at his sister-in-law for what she had just said about his sweetheart. She had not stopped making snarky remarks from the day he introduced Heaven to the family. Somehow, it was not about hatred or personal resentment, but rather about fear: she was sincerely scared of Arthur's new lass.

After meeting the Shelbys for the first time, Heaven were left utterly confused and did not know what to do. That was when Ada’s idea popped up. She had helped her new sister organize a small tea party in the garden of the house Arthur had brought, to have a cozy family gathering. John grew fond of the idea and then it slipped out of control.

These two surely had adored Arthur's new bethroted as soon as their eyes had fallen on her seraphic face.

Following the invitations she had sent, Esme and Polly agreed to come to the event even if they did not trust her. More superstitious than the rest of the family, they were genuinely anxious when the "angel" were nearby. However, family was family so they did it for Arthur.

Regarding Michael and Finn, they were too busy playing tough boys through Small Heath's streets to bother sipping on a cup of tea in a flower garden. As for Thomas… Of course, he would not come.

His refusal had been quite obvious following Heaven's disastrous encounter with little King Shelby, even though he pretended to be far too busy with work to come. His manners were on point, she reckoned. When he was not insulting her and grabbing her by the throat, at least.

“What if she brings evil spirits upon them?” She insisted, her dark eyes staring at Heaven as if she would kill her children if Esme dared to shift her eyes from her for one second. Annoyed by her disrespectful claim, Arthur rolled his eyes and exhaled loudly through his nose.

“Listen, girl,” He put back his cup on the table a bit more bluntly than he intended to, “if you keep saying dumb shits in my bloody house I’ll kick ya out. Heaven invited ya and y’all talk shit in her back tsk… Damn ungrateful women.”  

Esme opened her mouth to say something but she closed it straight away for Polly had rested her hand on her arm to keep her from doing so.  The last thing they needed was a quarrel. She finally sighed, admitting her defeat. Then, she went on observing the white doll playing with her four children alongside her husband, John.

“At least she’s not filling your mind with stupid Christian things. “ Polly said, stirring her tea with a little silver spoon. She was observing the liquid with great attention, looking for any sign of poison or suspicious ingredient. Somehow, she was afraid of Heaven serving her some kind of magical potion. 

Witnessing this circus of a conversation, Ada closed her book and frowned.

“This is ridiculous. You should stop judging her because of stupid rumors. She’s no witch… Heaven is a delightful woman, clever and polite. Far away from that bitch Linda.” She paused to look at each face around the table, “And if she is, well… She might as well fly on a broom and turn people into frogs, I would not mind. I’ve never seen Arthur that happy before, and that’s all that matters.” She argued, her voice filled with determination and her tone highlighted with her natural fury. The Shelby sister sure was a wild and entitled woman.

“Thanks, Ada,” Arthur looked at her with sincere gratitude. He was starting to get tired of the two women’s nonsense and constant judgmental behavior toward his lover. His steel blue eyes abandoned his guests and fell on Heaven's graceful body — not interested in anyone but her.

Bewitched by the sight, Arthur’s traits relaxed as he observed her running behind Katie in an attempt to catch her, with herdolly face enlightened with a smile so beaming even the sun was green with envy. His heartbeat quickened in his ribcage as seconds passed — the more he stared at his angel, the more the world around him vanished, as if the young woman had the gift of making him forget everything.

Her wild ivory mane floated at the wind’s discretion, along with the overhanging fabric of the Greek-inspired white dress she was wearing. How he loved to see his girl covered with the beautiful dresses, fur coats, and jewels he buyed her... Nothing seemed to be too precious nor expensive for her. 

“You can’t catch me, Heaven!”

“You think so, Katie? I’m coming for you!”

Esme and John’s children had adored their new aunt from the minute they encountered her. They seemed to have adopted her into the family, or at least that was what their blooming smiles and their joyful laughter, each time Heaven would catch them in her arms, said.

A sudden comforting wave of warmth overcame Arthur’s heart. Seeing the angel playing with kids definitely did something to him. He tried not to let it show, for she was far younger than he was and he did not want to put any kind of pressure on her shoulders, but he had always wanted a family.

For years, he had seen his siblings being blessed with the joy of love and children, to the point he had wondered if his time would come or if he was deemed to live off prostitutes, drugs, and bland, momentary reliefs. Yet the more he watched Heaven with children, the less he could keep domestic thoughts from flooding his brain. How deeply he wanted to put a ring around her finger to make this perfect creature officially his, and fill your her with a child.

His child.

But on top of it being too earlzy, Arthur also still doubted shetruly wanted him, his insecurities whispering to his ear that this holy creature would wake up one day and see the monster he was. In fact, he already could barely believe a woman like her wanted him.

“Shit Arthur, it’s getting serious.” Ada teased, smiling behind her cup of tea at his brother’s blissed out expression, “She did cast a spell on you.”  

“Oh fook off, Ada. Don’t say that, Polly and Esme are going to believe it.”  And he was right, for the two women were now watching Ada with pure terror on their faces, which only made her burst into laughter. 

John grabbed Heaven by the wrist, gently forcing her to stop running.

She turned around and pout, visibly unhappy by getting vaught.

“Gotcha, little Angel,” He said, one brow raised and his beautiful lips stretching in a wide, cunning smile from which a toothpick was hanging, “Following the rules, you’re excluded from the game.“  

“That’s unfair. You cannot hide in a bush and bounce on me, John. This is cheating.” She retorted, pretending to be outraged, but the smirk etched on the corner of her charming glossy lips left no doubt on her amusement. 

“I’m a Shelby. Of course I cheat.” 

“That’s such a lame excuse,” Heaven said, her sentence punctuated by a thunder of complaints that rose when the kids noticed she had stopped chasing them. All the four Shelby children wished was to keep playing with their new aunt, but John wanted to take advantage of this moment to enjoy your company without the protective presence of Arthur towering over him, “And I think the whole team disagrees with your decision.” The seraphic doll added, shrugging, with a false innocent expression on her ethereal face, which gave her an irresistible bratty look. 

Gosh, John thought, you were a hell of a woman… 

“Oi herd, why don’t you play together for a while so that Dad and Heaven can talk eh?” 

Another wave of protest, but the focus of the little crowd was soon diverted by a small white bird that had just landed on the handmade birdhouse near them. The children decided they did not want to play Tag Your It anymore, but rather chose to observe the bird from the closest spot as possible. So was kids’ ability to focus, as flickering and ephemeral as a moth. John freed her wrist as they moved away and winked at Heaven. Then, he pulled a  silvery cigarette case out of his pants pocket. He gave her one and proceeded to light it up politely.

She leaned over his hands until the tip of your cigarette brushed the flame  — John’s sky-blue eyes looked at her during the whole moment, his iris shining with a playful gleam.

To be honest, he was probably the nicest Shelby of the family, Arthur not included. Indeed, John always cared for his new sister and would never forget to pull her in a bear hug each time they met. Hugs so tight, so comfy that Heaven would almost feel the shattered piece of her heart brought back together.

John Shelby had spent countless hours helping her move to her new house, refusing to let her carry heavy furniture and stuff. More than being helpful, he fancied the moments they both spent together.

That was why he would sometimes keep the angel company and teach her some tricks with his personal deck of cards when Arthur was busy working for their boss of a brother. In exchange, she would mend his torn shirts after a fight and offer him shelter whenever he and Esme had a heated argument.

“How’s going with Arthur?” He asked, his tongue playing with his toothpick. The angel let out a cloud of smoke from her juicy lips.

“This is going so well, I can’t believe it. Your brother is so soft, so caring… He’s an Angel.”

“Soft? Caring? Are we really talking about Arthur?” He chuckled, “I mean he used to throw Michael out of the window when he was just a kid.”

“Well, you were there to catch him though. Pretty sure no one did when Arthur would throw you out of that same window. You must have hit your head against the concrete more than once.”  The white-haired brat raised a brow, her teeth digging into the cigarette as her smirk widened. Blown away by the young lass' quick wit, John shook his head.

“What the hell, I don’t know why Arthur calls you angel. You’re the fucking devil,” He said to tease her. Yet the soft traits of his baby face turned into a more serious expression

“So yer really happy with him?  I’m asking because he loves you so much that he would not stand losing you. Hell, he talks about you every fucking minute!” 

“Does he?” Heaven said with a softer note in her voice before glancing at Arthur. Her mesmerizing aquamarine eyes met his, for he had not stopped staring. Blood rushed to her cheeks, “I’m truly blessed, John. Arthur is — he is unique, you know? He's not like any man I've met. I am a lucky woman. “  

Domestic life with Arthur Shelby had a surprising taste of blissful paradise. Obviously, it had its ups and downs, for the path to healing was always a long and somehow troubled one, but the angel knew what she was stepping into. She had met him with his face was splattered with blood after all.

The doll had been aware of the scorching fits of rage and his past troubles with addictions right from the start. He also told her about the nightmares that would wake him up at night, screaming and panting, and that time he cheated on Linda and cried doing so. Yet, he had promised her to do his best to tame his demons — and when he said “best” he did not lie.

Whether covered in blood or not, he often came home right after work, wanting to spend his time with his new girl rather than doing anything else. When he did not it was simply because he was drinking with his brothers. And even wasted, at the edge of the abyss he was so familiar with, he never touched another woman — No matter John’s behaviors and Tommy’s pressure. How could he when the fairest creature of this bloody world was waiting for him at home, legs spread for him?

Arthur knew that having a creature like Heaven by his side was a miracle, and he was determined not to sabotage it. Because she was already everything he needed to survive, and what he had craved all his bastard’s life.

Sometimes he would wake up at night, afraid she had been just a dream, and when he would realize that she really existed, he would pull her delicate frame to his arms and watch her sleep peacefully, his fingers caressing her porcelain skin until he dozed off.

He was simply terrified of hurting her. And when his spirits heated and he squeezed the angel a bit too fiercely, all she had to do was gently remind him to relax and his embrace would loosen.

“But tell me John. Are you really interested in Arthur’s well-being or is it because you’d miss me if I leave?”  Heaven joked, taking another puff of her cigarette and shifting her gaze to him. She expected a roast in return but all he gave her was a strange silence. The brat's smile slowly faded away at his dreaming face, the ocean in his eyes lost in thoughts.

“Yeah,” He said, a bit embarrassed. John swallowed, then, after a brief moment of hesitation, he gently pressed one of his big soft hands on her shoulder in a tender sign of affection, “I’d miss you. I really like you Heaven.  You’re good for Arthur. You know when he goes back home after work it’s because he really wants to. Because he misses you so deeply he physically aches. Plus, I really love spending time with you,” He rubbed his nose with the back of his free hand in a nervous reflex, his handsome eyes fleeing hers,  “And I’m deeply sorry for my wife’s behavior.” 

“Ah,” Heaven waved the topic off, “That’s okay,” 

“ Oi! That makes more room for me eh!” He blurted out, an irritating yet adorable playful grin plastered on his face. 

“Oh Gosh, what an idiot you are!” She slapped him behind the head, which made him laugh even more, “you have such a punchable face!” 

“That’s what my brothers always say, little angel. Find a better roast next time.”

“What do we always say, dumbass?” A hoarse voice asked. Two strong and large hands grabbed his girlfriend by the waist. Arthur had left the women, who had a heated discussion about politics, for he grew already frustrated not to be with her.

His familiar perfume made all Heaven's muscles relax as if her instinct linked his presence with undeniable safety — which was the case. To be true, Arthur was not only loving, he was clingy. Adorably clingy. On the one hand, he was because he wanted her attention, on the other, it seemed that he not get enough of her affection. 

She let out a soft and amused snort, and raised one arm to slip her sly hand in his hair. She almost hear him purr at her touch, his lips against her ear.

“His face is punchable, don’t you think so?”

“Fook yes, it is! It really is.” 

“Two against me?! Now who’s the one cheat—“   John could not finish his sentence for he was cut off by the children’s screams.  The three of them rushed to the small pack as one to check what had just happened. 

When Heaven reached their level, she saw all the children encircling something, their heads down and their eyes looking at one specific spot somewhere in the grass. 

“The hell’s wrong with ya kiddos? Ain’t no reason to scream like that!” Arthur complained, his gravel voice tainted with fading worries now that he realized all the kids were safe and sound. 

“The bird! It’s the bird, uncle Arthur!” Cried a little boy.

“Dad, dad! What’s wrong with the bird?” Katie asked. 

When the angel came closer, she realized that the children were circling the same bird that had landed on the birdhouse fifteen minutes ago. The poor creature was laying in a bed of green grass, as petrified as a statue. Its small beady eyes were glassy, utterly lifeless. It did not take more than one second for her to understand that it was probably dead.

“That bird’s bloody dead.” Arthur stated. Maybe tactfulness was not his best quality. 

“What?! Is it?!” The children spoke as one. A  terrified expression veiled their round faces at their uncle’s harsh words. 

“Good job Arthur.” John replied, visibly annoyed by the situation.

A soft breeze made the bird’s pale feathers dance in front of the white haired beauty's eyes. How come this creature, which was joyfully whistling not so long ago, had stopped living all of sudden? The futility of life would never cease to amaze her… The fact remains that she had to do something, whether it was for John’s children or for the animal itself.

Without the slightest word, Heaven kneeled in the grass. Its comforting caress on her skin sent a shiver down her spine and reminded her how she loved taking naps in the forest when she was kid, back in France.

She shook her head slightly, forcing her mind to focus again and finally cupped the bird’s body in her cold hands.

“Don’t touch it, love.” Arthur told the angel. The gravel in his voice was coated with softness and care: he did not want her to catch a disease or something.

“It’s alright.” She answered, absentmindedly, before standing up on her feet. Her brows slightly furrowed as she observed the dead creature in her hands. There was something about dead birds — something fascinating in the way their small black eyes were always wide open as if they had frozen at the sight of Death’s face right before it struck them with its lethal kiss. 

Arthur, as well as the rest of the Shelby family, looked at Heaven with confusion. They did not comprehend what she wanted to do with the small corpse.

The doll took a quick glance at John’s children and offered them a soft smile, then she looked back at the bird, “You know,” she started, her voice sweet and enchanting, “my mom used to tell me that some birds only have one love during their life,” Her words stirred up curiosity among the young ones, whose faces turned from fear to vivid interest, “they can die from a broken heart. Just like some humans.” She drawled, her mind uncontrollably thinking about her former fiancé...

“This is sad. I don’t want the bird to have a broken heart.” One little boy with feckless said.

“It’s true. That’s a sad fact. But … If you give it a bit of love and a lot of hope…” Pausing her sentence, Heaven closed her eyes for one short moment and exhaled loudly. As she did, she raised her arms with closed hands facing the clear blue sky, “Maybe you can repair what has been broken.”  And as she concluded, her sweet words and soft voice hypnotizing her audience, she opened her hands:  against all odds and natural laws, the white bird twitched and, all of sudden, flew away in panic as the witching hour struck. White feathers lazily spin to the ground, carried away by the wind and the melody of flapping wings. A peaceful grin grazed herfull lips at such a magnificent sound, “See?” She finally said, reopening her Bambi lashes and turning towards the mesmerized kids that were now cheering. However, that dazzling smile of hers quickly faded away at the sight of Esme, Polly, and Ada’s bewildered faces — they had witnessed everything.

“What the bloody hell was that?” John’s voice was merely a whisper.

Heaven had resurrected a damn bird. In front of them. No trick, no ruse. She had brought a fucking bird back to fucking life.

The creature looked at Arthur with a tint of anxiety in her icy eyes, not understanding if she made a mistake, but all he did was stare at the bird’s silhouette up in the sky with his cold blue eyes.

“Fookin’ hell…” 

He could not believe it either.

When Esme had grabbed her children, panic on her face, and left the house slamming the car’s door, Heaven had felt utterly disappointed in herself.  Here we go, she thought, they are all going to hate me.

She was still standing in the alley with her eyes fixed upon the horizon where Esme had disappeared. The horror with which she had looked at her was haunting— was she that monstrous?

Heaven blinked and remembered thatJohn, Ada, Polly, and Arthur were still there, probably ready to flee too. Her heart ached at the thought of it, to the point she did not dare move for fear of facing them.

“Angel.” Arthur’s voice called with such a soft and delicate tone no one would have recognized it. She finally turned around slowly, jaw clenched and eyes looking at her feet.

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry Arthur.” That was all the angel could say, apologies falling from her quivering lips each time she would part to speak.

She shouldn't have let her powers slipped.

Her mother had warned her so many times she was probably rolling in her grave.

“Hey. Stop that.” He said, a bit more strictly,  yet he gently cupped the doll's face with his two rough hands at the same time. The sensation of his warm skin against hers managed to bring back peace in her tormented soul.

“Don’t mind her — Yer fucking perfect. Yes, you are, and I don’t want ya to think you’re not.” 

“I should not have done that. Maybe that wasn’t what you thought, maybe the bird was just playing dead and…”  

“I love ya and I’m not gonna leave if that’s what yer scared of. That’s okay, love.” He said, pressing his forehead against hers in that so specific habit of his, “Just don't cry please, I hate to see you cry.” Lavishing the young woman with sweetness, Arthur left little reassuring pecks on her lips for it was the only thing he could do to keep the tears away from her eyes.

How much he hated to see her in pain.  It made him want to bend the skies and raise hell. Made him want to destroy everything that had hurt her. 

Fortunately for him, the angel's hard heart did not let her shed a single tear. For sure she felt wounded and frustrated, but crying wasn't something she was used too, her emotions too shallow for that.

“Don’t worry, Mon amour.” She finally say, taking a deep breath.  Heaven was about to give him a little smile, eyes lost in Arthur’s blue iris when Polly literally pushed him away from his girlfriend with quite a surprising strength.

“HELL, POL’! BLOODY FOOKIN’ FAMILY!” Now he was yelling — roaring like a wounded and enraged lion. 

“Shut up Arthur!” She snapped back without looking at him, before grabbing the slim angel's shoulders with her two frail hands. Heaven was once again astounded by her strength now that she was holding her firmly. 

At such a sight, Arthur’s protective instincts kicked in. He was about to place himself in front of his new angel to face Polly Gray, within an inch of tackling his own Aunt, when John and Ada grasped each one of his arms to hold him back. 

“You have brought it to life, haven’t you?” She questioned, her brows slightly furrowed and her brown eyes trying to probe the meanders of the cold beauty's soul. It was more than enough for Heaven, who came to the edge of her patience. She exhaled slowly.

“Why do you want to know? Gonna hang me high? Gonna burn me?" She taunted, flashing her teeth like a cornered animal.

“DON’T TOUCH HER!” Arthur roared in the background.

“You did it!” She blurted out.

Heaven did not reply, rather leaving her to draw her own conclusions.

“You did it.” She repeated with a surprisingly softer voice. 

And everything changed. 

Her face. The spark in her eyes. Her whole attitude. Polly’s hands loosened their grip but remain on the French girl's frail shoulders. The coldness of her face melted in a brief proud smile, whose rarity rendered it even more inestimable. Polly’s mouth opened to say something but it took a little while, for she was still trying to find the right words. And when she did, she said something to Heaven in Romani. Something she could not understand, even though the tone of this unknown language sounded beautifully in her ears.

The meaning behind her words remained a mystery — all Hev knew was that what she said had surprised Arthur and John, who were both now looking at their Aunt with lips slightly opened. Confused, the angel's freezing gaze shifted to Ada — and contrary to her brothers, a magnificent smile was adorning her face.

Polly gave the white-haired girls's shoulders a last gentle squeeze before releasing her from her grip and pointing Arthur out with a bony finger.

“You better keep this one.” She simply stated, then she headed back to the garden. 

Hev frowned, still utterly confused by Polly’s behavior, “what did she say?” She turned to the three Shelby siblings but especially asked Arthur.

He struggled to produce a proper answer.

Ada cut him off right before he could speak.

“Miracle.” She stated.

“She said you’re a miracle.” 

Any comment, review, reblog, or constructive criticism is welcome. Your reactions really motivate me and keep me alive, so please don't be shy. English is not my first language.

Each chapter of this series can be read as stand-alones but I advise you to read everything if you want a better understanding of details.

Tagging those who might be interested: @areyenotfondofmelobster @meowtastick @babayaga67 @sired-to-hybrid @shelbyssins (tagging u honey because it’s bby Arthur)

[ladybugs-and-black-cats]

So Not Ready…!

Seems like today was a day of new releases for the Miraculous fandom! I just watched the new trailer with scenes from the final episode (04x26 “Strike Back”). All I can say is… “Holy sh—!” There was a lot to process after watching “Risk”, which I rewatched this morning, but there’s even more emotional whiplash coming our way!

Ladybug is going to fuse her Miraculous with the Rabbit Miraculous! Like… “The Miraculous of the Last Chance” Miraculous! What is going to be so serious that requires such drastic means? Further question…triple merge!? (Ladybug, Horse, and Rabbit Miraculous all together) Whatever happened to lead to this plan…it’s very serious. Well, unless she’s still under the influence of Risk’s power, which is also likely. Could this be “the mistake” that Shadow Moth was waiting for?

Speaking of Risk, Paris is in chaos. Like…people went running toward the big evil giant black sentimonster instead of away from it! How are Ladybug and Cat Noir going to defeat Risk when they don’t even realize that the frog kid has been akumatized!?

Felix is going to be given a Miraculous. That’s going to be fun to see! I’ve liked his character a lot more since the Gabriel Agreste episode. He was still kind of a snot to Adrien in “Risk” but I do enjoy watching him piece everything together.

Not to mention that there’s still that scene we saw in the Gloob promo with Ladybug breaking down and transforming back in Adrien’s bathroom.

My suspicion from the beginning, before Season 4 started airing—and strengthened when the synopsis for the finale episodes was revealed—was that we would get a one-sided reveal where Marinette learns that Adrien is Cat Noir.

So much to be excited for when the episode premieres in English dub in exactly one month from today!

I will close by saying that there was a lot this season that I didn’t like (Can you tell that I’m a Cat Noir fan?) and I do think there was an excessive amount of angst (Don’t get me wrong, I love angst, but there was a lot this season!). I am happy with the tone of Season 4, though. I mean, I love the goofy lightheartedness of Season 1 (and it was good to see some of that again in Psycomedian). Season 4 has really felt like the show is acknowledging the fan base outside of the children. This season was tense. It introduced new problems and consequences. It made us think and theorize. I don’t know about you but I can’t wait to see where this show takes us in the future!

Until next time, stay paw-some! 🐞🐾

[wheres-everyone-going-bingo]

Hello again, I am here for the Resident Evil 8(village) Match up, as dating headcanon, one shot scenarios, which ever way you feel like you want to do so.

Info:

Gender: Non binary.

Ethnicity: British,German, norweigan,Ukrainian.

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual.

Height: 5'5

Zoodiac sign: Aquarius

Personality: Calm but with have surges of energy, trust issues, Im an omnivert(more intorvert), im a lot more open to close friends and peoplei trust, socialy awkward, i can be calm and collective when i want to.

Likes: butterflies, nature walks, jellyfish, horror movies, anime/manga, Fantasy,mushrooms(not the drug), frogs, Music(mostly emo/grunge/punk type), writing, art, flowers, and antiques.

dislikes: clingy people, any phobia that makes you look like an asshole(transphobia, homophobia, etc), red meats, contry music, the color pink, vomite, needles and very lound noises.

Appearence: i have blonde, shoulder length hair, with green/hazel eyes(not hotorochromia), i have a broad shoulders, im pale vanilla skin tone, dark circles under eyes, i have a grunge aesthetic, and i have scars on my shoulders and back.

hope this is a good amount, have a wonder day/night/evening/morning, and happy holidays

I match you with

Karl Heisenberg

- He’d share your taste in music, I wouldn’t put bad karaoke nights past this man

- Karl definitely understands your trust issues and would not push you about it, he knows exactly how it feels

- He wants to impress you by watching horror movies with you but, despite the tough guy attitude, he’s a pussy and ends up clinging to you

- He’s the kind of asshole to put his elbow on your head, no matter how many times you call him a dick for it. He thinks it’s funny

- He would be a bit offended by the hatred of country music but every other lord also bullies him for it so, get well soon I guess

- As soon as Karl realises your distaste for loud noises, he’d try to keep the noise down. He’d definitely dedicate half of the factory to be quiet, and would have a little safe room that has no sound at all

- He likes to lounge around with you but when you have energy surges, he’s here for it. Hell yeah let’s go commit crimes! Oh, no crimes? Oh ok he’s up for rearranging the entire room too

- Karl doesn’t exactly understand the allure of nature but nonetheless would join you on your walks, he won’t be looking at the scenery much though, he’s too busy staring at you

- He’s no stranger to scars, and if your comfortable, would trace his fingers over them when laying in bed

- I think that with you by his side, he won’t need Ethan nor Rose to defeat Mother Miranda, power couple to the end

———————

I hope you like it

[dzmoot]

It’s been several months since Igginsworth’s departure back to Ippicus and although the Tuuns miss him dearly, they aren’t about to let it spoil the celebration of their favorite holiday, All Hallows’ Eve. It will be a Halloween like no other as the Tuuns can finally trick or treat for actual candy instead of the horrid moonrock cookies they get every year, and they can hardly wait to attend Mitchell Manhee’s Midnight Monster Mash. But they very well might have something more spooktacular in store for them, something that will make their flesh crawl and their blood pressures soar to galactic heights! 

Halloween on Namasis was just like the Halloweens of Earth. Tuuns dressed as something they weren’t and went all over the entirety of Inkwell Village, expecting passer outers to throw niblets of sugar into their pales or crudely knitted bags. For our gallant Resisters, who probably loved Halloween more than any other entity in our known realm, they started prepping for it weeks in advance. While they went out to collect goodies on that cool night (which believe it or not had a tendency to be the coldest Namasis has ever been), they placed a festively dressed scary straw man in front of their home to hand out the treats to the trick or treaters. Siobhan came up with a clever name for him, Hay Leno. 

Hampire was responsible for conjuring up the costumes he and his comrades would wear. This year, his attire of choice was a cowboy outfit, although he was out of a horse to ride on. Kruonch, who had been reading Hampire’s book on dry bones decided to go as a skeleton. To the shock of Siobhan and the others, he even shaved his beard so it wouldn’t droop under his mask. Everyone was so shocked and horrified by his clean shaven look that he was forced to wear the mask several days in advance. Siobhan dressed as a traditional wicked witch, although the potion she had to drink to temporarily change her skin green and her hair red tasted like bad fish tank water. As for Zappy, he didn’t even need Hampire to make him a costume, for he had one already in his possession. You see, Zappy was a part time crime fighter called “Zap Man” and his imposing costume was enough to invoke the spookish delight ideal for Halloween. They were all ready for the big night and they would be accompanied on their Halloween rounds by two of Namasis’ most foolish ghoulish fellows, Mitchell Manhees and Joachim Jerboa. 

Well into the evening, the Tuuns conjured enough goodies to open their own candy store. Siobhan was anxious to get home, dump it all out and eat every morsel. 

Diabetesville, here I come! 

Kruonch told his daughter that she would gradually eat some of her candy every evening after dinner until it was gone as Zappy pointed in the direction of a nearby house on a hill. 

Look guys, it’s the Hitchcock Hillhouse! Legend has it that our alternate universe counterparts from Razlaobo dwell in that house! 

Everyone let out an array of emotions, from gasps to grumbles to giggles. Kruonch assured Zappy it was just a bunch of hocus pocus. 

Oh Zap Man, everybody knows it’s a pot of hooey! Our mirror dimensions selves are dead! The Confectoons defeated them 5 years ago! 

Mitchell muttered something through his mask, but just like everything he said, it was all jumbled and hard to understand. Joachim rolled his eyes and interjected. 

I don’t think so you schmucks! Mitch and I have heard demented noises up there for years. Something’s gotta be lurking in that place! 

A great fangy smile came over Hampire’s face. 

Let’s go in! 

Mitchell started squabbling heavily through his mask as everyone stood around him trying to make out his sentences! Once again, Kruonch protested.

Now I’m telling you varmints, there are no Darkies up there in that house! You’re all high on lunar smarties! 

Siobhan tugged on the sleeve of her father’s costume. 

What’s the matter daddy, are you chicken nuggies? 

Kruonch tripped over his tongue collecting words. 

Well, I, I’m no nuggy honey, I’m just, well, I don’t...

Hampire used an unlocking spell to open the gateway and they all made their way up the stone walkway. With a small tap, Zappy rang the doorbell and within seconds, a strange reptilian gentleman arrived accompanied by a see through spectral dog. His voice sounded like Kermit the Frog with strep throat.

You rang? 

Mitchell stepped forward and started introducing everyone, but as the gentleman turned his head in confusion at the muffled words, he was swiftly pushed aside as Zappy stepped forward. 

I’m Zap Man! These are my companions, Buffalo Bacon Belly, Margaret Hamilton, Mr. Baggaboanz, Mouserabbit and the unintelligible hockey guy. 

The lizard man gave a sinister smile. 

I am Lizardton Longleggs the 5th. This is my dog, Zilch. Why do you bother us at our humble home this evening? 

Before Zappy could continue, Kruonch pushed him out of the way. 

Sorry to bother you Mr. Lizzyton

Lizardton interrupted and his face expanded to that of a t-rex.

IT’S LIZARDTON LONGLEGGS YOU STRAWBERRY SKINNED BAFFOON! 

And just like that, Kruonch felt as if he shrunk to the same height as Siobhan. 

I’m so terribly sorry. You see, it’s Halloween and we were treat or tricking and my friends insisted we come up here to see these Darkies that I know aren’t really here but we still came up here anyway and now I’m waiting for you to tell them that they are indeed not here so we can leave this dreadful place and they can realize what a ginormous waste of time this whole thing was...

Lizardton interrupted again. He was sinisterly staring directly at everyone besides Kruonch.

Let me get this straight. You believe the Darkies are living in this house?

Zappy, Siobhan, Hampire, Mitchell and Joachim all shook their heads up and down. And the dapper Lizardton slowly found his lips trembling and his chest filling up with giggle fluid. Then he let it out, a laugh as loud and as potent as that of a clown killer whale. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

After a moment or two, Lizardton composed himself and went back to his stoney face. 

You fools! You all thought the Darkies were still here?! 

Kruonch started laughing himself as he looked down at his friends. 

I told you foolies! The Darkies are dead! Now let’s get movin...

But Lizardton continued. 

Of course they’re dead, you pink Pinocchio nosed ping pong for brains! But they’re not here. They went to a Halloween party across town. And look, here they come now!  

Kruonch looked over his shoulder as everyone turned around shortly therefore. 

Look, it’s the Resisters! After all this time! We’ve been DYING to meet you! We hope you’ve been DYING to meet us! 

From inside the house, the corpse of the evil Igginsworth started cackling maniacally. Zappy quickly drew a zapperang from his belt and Mitchell manned his machete and knife glove to strike. But before he could slash, the masked coward sprung into the air and Hampire’s evil doppleganger eradicated him with a slap of his hand. He crumbled away to ash before everyone’s eyes and Zappy was soon after slashed to salami by his evil clone’s cybernetic arm claws. With Zappy and Mitchell dead, an enraged Hampire began hurling spell after spell after spell at the evil ones. 

You who have killed my friends shall see soon your horrible ends! Avada Kedav... 

And just like that, Hampire's head was bitten off by the sentient head on the evil Kruonch’s nose. Only Joachim, Siobhan and Kruonch remained. Joachim tried jumping on every Darky and beating the snot out of them, but the evil Siobhan gassed him to death with her deadly night shade, garlic smelling bad breath. Kruonch put Siobhan on his back as they started to run towards their home. Kruonch looked behind him to see, to his relief that the Darkies were gone. As he made his way into the house and locked the door, he noticed that Siobhan was gone! As he looked around in a frenzy, his nose protruded from his skull mask and to his horror, the decapitated head of Siobhan, equipped with a candle embedded in it’s mouth was hurled at Kruonch as he saw that all the Darkies combined to make a super scarific, ultra terrifying hairy hare vampire Darky from hell! Before Kruonch knew it, he....

woke up from his horrible nightmare. Still clad in his skeleton costume, he looked over to see Siobhan and the others rummaging through their candy collections. Siobhan jumped onto her father’s exasperated lap. 

And you tell me not to eat all my candy in one sitting. You ate so many malt balls, it’s funny your brain didn’t burst. 

Kruonch began rubbing his head. 

My brain didn’t explode, but I did have one rascal of a nightmare! 

Nearby, Mitchell, in his chef attire was preparing the special stew for his Midnight Monster Mash. 

Dubber, dubber, turr and trurber. Herper, berg me der perper! 

Hampire approached with a shaker of lunar pepper for taste as he shook his head in disgust. 

A Halloween nightmare. How original! 

As he walked away, he began scratching the metal clamps around his neck. 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 

[araminakilla]

It is incredible that my favorite monsters from Star vs the forces of evil and the Crystal Gems share the same flaws that White Diamond pointed out

Ludo: Insecure

The little kappa and his siblings had a very abusive childhood (and adulthood) at the hands of the fallen king and queen of the monsters. Brudo said that they were harder on Ludo because he was a runt, but this was just an excuse to be more abusive towards him. As we can see in "Ludo in the wild" he is more capable of what he believes, taming a Spider and an Eagle that now are his loyal girls even after going into the Void again. But because he is a runt and all that he has heard were negative words about him, he grew up to be an insecure angry bird who thinks that he needs the wand to become important, much like Amethyst wanted to defeat Jasper in the past.

Buff Frog: Dependent

Just like all benevolent monsters, this Frog man grew up in poverty, discrimination and was probably an orphan, as suggested in Mewnipendance Day when Ludo said he took him under his care. Unlike Ludo, who can be alone and still standing (to a certain point, that is), Buff Frog needs company, he seeks for someone to love him and is that desesperate to the point of forming a toxic relationship with the kappa. For a moment he found a family in the form of a bunch of monsters who were starving for love just like him. Ironically, thanks to Toffee, he was fired and found the love he wanted to receive and give with Star, Marco and the tadpoles.

Toffee: Obsessed

Basing in what little we saw of him, this Septarian seems to be a perfectionist. Everything he did was according to his plans, and when things got out of control for him, he just...lost it. He thought he was the one laughing at the end, the ideal warrior, the perfect leader, the avenger of the Septarians and maybe the Monsters in general. He couldn't believe that he was defeated by a magical princess (again) and was in denial until his death.

But that's not all...

Pearl:

I will fight in the name of Rose Quartz

And everything that she beleived in

What happens when we change "Rose Quartz" for "Seth of Septarsis" and "she" for "he"?

Then we got (maybe) the relationship that Toffee has (or had) with the older Septarian.

I'm not saying they had a romantic relationship, it can be a master-student, father-son relationship.

It is obvious that at some point of his life, Toffee faced racism. Mewmans believe that monsters are savage beasts that can't make something important in their lifes.

So who consoled the lizard when he thought that he was worthless and told him he had a purpose?

SETH DID IT

From that moment, Toffee was vastly devoted to Seth, and by extension, his cause, to the point of being unhealthy and obsessive.

For hundreds IF NOT thousands of years, Toffee devoted his life to serve and follow Seth.

The lizard has a habit of having a frame-set of obsessing over the past (it's a Septarian trait, after all). It makes him unable to move forward in a productive manner.

Because let's be honest, apart from destroying the Butterflys and being part of a revolution, what else is there for the young Septarian?

In conclusion:

It doesn't matter if they have a castle, loyal minions, a brilliant mind or the ability to jump very high, if they can't overcome those flaws none of the three will be really happy.

Fortunately, Buff Frog has his tadpoles, Ludo is in the process of recovering thanks to the love he receives from his brother Dennis.

As for Toffee, I hope he can be resurrected with the help of Eclipsa and can understand that the path of hatred in the end will destroy everything and everyone he really loves.

I know that this show isn't Steven Universe. To reform an extremist is a process of many years, but it is possible.

After all, as the fortune cookie said:

"Love is always the answer"

[whenimgoodandready]

(trumpets sound) 👑Hear thee! Hear thee! You are cordially invited to the Coronation of Eclipsa Butterfly, Queen of Darkness to be legally declared as official queen of Mewni! The ceremony will be held at The Monster Auditorium where they’ll be food, drinks, music, dancing and even a play area for the children. Don’t be late!👑

*Cornonation-It’s Eclipsas Cornonation Coronation! (mumbles) Damn it Marco, would it kill ya to spell check!? And everyone’s invited! The Spiderbites, The Pigeons, Buff Frog, Hell! Even The Assassin's Guild! Cuz.............why not!?

Tomstar discovers the Yurt Village and Star invites her mom, Moon, hoping to see her there despite the fact that Moon still doesn’t trust Eclipsa and knows of the danger that’s to come, but is keeping quiet about it *cough*MinaLoveberry*cough*. Uh, Moon, I know you’re being “hands off” and everything, but I really think you should, oh idk, be with your daughter and warn her about Mina! Seriously, you just went ahead and straight up abandoned her with someone you don’t even trust! WHO’S THE TARGET OF A RACIST PSYCHO WARRIOR! WTF!? I know Eclipsas a bit shady, but she’s still a nice person, you saw it yourself! Star states that this’ll be last thing she helps Eclipsa with and then she can go back to being a teenager doing whatever the f*** it is teenagers do now-a-days. I guess this is the “growing up” that Star needed to learn from “Moon Remembers”, doing what you think js right. River isn’t goin’ obviously cuz he openly hates Eclipsa as much as the rest of the Yurt People.

It’s a full house. Phew! I thought it would just be a “small intimate get together” with only Star, Eclipsa and their friends and it would all be really depressing, but thank God People actually came! With 5 mins to curtain, everyone’s dresses up fancier than usual and getting everything in check such as who showed up, what song to play and why the f*** Janna is here (Ruberiot, idk!? I thought it was cuz of the Starco thing she was trying to speed up, but now, your guess is as good as mine!). Pony Head and her sisters dress up Eclipsa, elegantly this time and even Meteora and they’ll be a song to commorate the coronation too (Yes Star, we need a song! This is so we can hear more of Brain H. Kim’s good music!).

Star sees that her mother has arrived and signs that her father went Bog Beast hunting with Eddie (Great, that guy came back :P). Star reminds herself how she’ll finally be free of all this royal/political drama and go back to enjoying what’s left of her teenhood where Tom suggests a trip together. Eclipsa has gone to get a new guitar string earlier since one broke and hasn’t come back yet, so Star gos to the Monster Temple and finds out Globgor is loose! Don! Don! Don! She returns and finds Eclipsa announcing it as a warning and suddenly, the MHC jump into action restraining Eclipsa, caging Meteora and putting the whole auditorium on lockdown thinking Eclipsa freed Globgor, but she claims she didn’t. To distract everyone while Star looks for Globgor, Marco and the others put on a talent show (good thing Ruberiot married a prepared entertainer).

Eclipsa informs Star that Globgor might be at the bog since they used to hang out there and-Wait a minute! The bog! But that’s where River is! Don! Don! Don! Sure enough, he’s there and River mistakes him for the Bog Beast (okay, WTF!? River, you know damn well there’s no real “Bog Beast”. We saw that in “The Bogbeast of Boggabah” cuz its just a title given to someone! What an idiot😒). Star gos Mewberty to save her father and tries to stop Globgor from running off and he defeats her! This is why he’s the Monster King people! Mmmhmm. However, he lets her go since as I mentioned in my last review, he’s a family guy. Turns out, he was just trying to escape cuz he knows about the consequences of what’ll happen once the Mewmans see he’s been freed and turn against his family more.

Back at the auditorium, Mewni is introduced to Love Sentence when Tomco sings “their song” from “Friendenemies”. Ahhhh, so this was the other song ive been hearing fans talk about their voice actors doing again! How cute! Star comes back with Globgor handcuffed and tries to reason with the Mewmans on how harmless he is despite the fact that he willingly surrendered, but the MHC note that recrystalizing him again would be pointless as once Eclipsa is coronated, she’ll be free to use her dark magic and re-release him again, so Rhombulus starts crystallizing her! Globgor doesn’t take lightly to this and it’s him vs. The MHC. It was an epic battle there, we all their powers: Omnitraxus with his multi dimension teleporting and strength, Hekapoo and her cloning/scissors, Rhombulus with his crystal shooting and then there’s the Prince of Darkness, Plucker of Limbs! CRUSHER OF SKULLS Globgor and his Ant-Man powers! Now that’s a fight!

During all that, Meteora dips down to free herself and starts crawling toward Globgor. What was touching was she recognized him as her “Ba-ba” and the Mewmans were actually concerned for her well being as the whole place was practically on fire! Awwwww. Globgor stops to see his daughter whom he hasn’t seen in over three centuries and is happily holding her again :’). He still surrenders and just wants his wife and daughter left alone. Then River, actually shows up and vouches for him on how he’s a father like him and every other guy (well, fathers-to-be in this case). River! The idiotic wild man and former king of Mewni who wasn’t afraid to badmouth Eclipsa stood up for Globgor! Wow! That’s good character realization.

Star realizes that something doesn’t make any sense, why would Eclipsa free her husband, who was (formally) a Mewman eater on her coronation day when she knew it was a bad idea, from my last review as I mentioned, and tried to warn them to leave and stay safe locked in their homes? (intense thinking music plays) You know, when Star saw that Globgor was free, the chicken Eclipsa had that she was gonna use to free him in the last episode, by making it crow, still had its beak wrapped, so it couldn’t have been her! But who could’ve done it!? (intense thinking music grows more intense). Who else could’ve freed Globgor from his crystal imprisonment!? Wait a minute! Crystals! (Long GASP!) It was Rhombulus! Don! Don! Don!

He’s the “Crystal Guy”! He can put anything/anyone in a crystal imprisonment! That’s his job! But why!? He said he would never let him out!? Rhombuluses excuse was that he still believes Eclipsa is “evil” and that by officially making her the queen of Mewni, she’d be allowed to use her dark magic as she pleas, so he freed Globgor thinking he’ll be “dangerous” and prove it to them. FOR THE LOVE OF F***ING GOD RHOMBULUS! WE ALREADY SAW FROM “BUTTERFLY TRAP” THAT SHE’S NOT EVIL!!! The only thing we learned is that she’ll incredibably selfish! That’s it! And FYI, you were SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dead wrong about Globgor being “dangerous”. He was only trying to save himself and his family! Are you still holding a grudge from what Eclipsa did to you in “Swim Suit”!? OMG! LET IT GO RHOMBULUS! Eclipsa apologized for that! C’mon! Even Hekapoo and Omnitraxus Prime call him out on his still impulsive behavior cuz even though they don’t like Eclipsa as much as he does, they’d never put innocent Mewmans lives in peril just to prove a point! Rhombulus! You’re under arrest for police brutality, unleashing a falsely accused monster of monstrosity without permission, framing a regal authority over it and just being a total a**hole! :P.

After that, Eclipsa really thinks about the Mewmans this time and let’s them decide on if they want Globgor to be free. Think about it Mewmans, Globgor did nothing but look out for his family and your authoritive MHC are a bit to extreme, sooooooooooo-Hey! Don’t ask Moon! SHE’S NOT THE QUEEN ANYMORE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! C’MON! She’s a nobody like Star now! Sheesh! Buff Frog vouches for Globgor as well bringing up his fatherhood and even Katrina says they should stop with the hate and start a new! With that, they agree and Eclipsa is happy at last. All hail Eclipsas! Queen of Darkness! Hit it Queeny! Woo! Group hug!

Twistity-TWIST! Mina did NOT show up to crash the coronation! OMG! I was for sure she would! I mean, she’s still running loose in Mewni after getting her soul back and wanting to eliminate Eclipsa (“Ghost of Butterfly Castle”) and she’s getting equipped with her inventory! (“Junkin’ Janna”) and yet, she didn’t show up! However, that doesn’t mean, she still won’t come around. Perhaps in one of the final episodes in May she’ll finally come in. Hmmmmm. Well, looks like the major drama is over, no more Monster/Mewman prejudice as they all finally see that no one means no harm and all is at peace. Yea! Well, the shows ending so it’s about darn time that they fixed it before the finale. Globgor is totally and completely harmless (unless you mess with his fam) and is just a lovable dorky family guy. Eclipsa now has the family she wants with the man she actually loves and their baby who’s the real heir to the throne and she can side with the Mewmans. I’m very disappointed in Rhombulus right now. He was the first member of the MHC to make friends with Star and come to some understanding with her (“Crystal Clear”) and the important was that Star told him to not be so impulsive (and it takes one to know one), but did he listen? No! He was still poisoned with the idea that all Monsters, and Eclipsa, were still evil and wanted them crystallized! (“Monster Bash”) not even thinking about what his supposed new friend Star had to say. HELLO! Rhombulus! It was you who first spoke out on what you and the MHC did to Meteora! (“Butterfly Trap”) and you even got to confess it too! What happened to that Rhombulus!? Okay, so it was wrong what Eclipsa did to him in “Swim Suit”, but like Globgor, she was only looking out for her family and was desperate and he wouldn’t cooperate! Because of his racist mindset, it ruined his nice friendship with Star and now she hates him (“Junkin’ Janna”). Well, it was over a compact, but still, their friendship went out the window. Tist, Tist, Tist, there goes your BFF. Now the MCH is a member short. I liked all the group hugs in the end. So nice to see everyone happy and at peace and so loving and caring putting all that nonsense drama behind them and coming to an understanding of what’s really goin on. No more “Yada Yadaing” The queen (“Yada Yada Berries”), no more relaying on Moon (“Down by the River”), no more Anti-Eclipsa hate (“The Ponyhead Show”), no more Globgor scares (“Surviving the Spiderbites”), no more anything! It’s all over now! Course, it’s still not over yet. There’s still a few more problems left in the show like Mina and if Tomstar is truly solid or even if Starco is endgame or not! We’re getting closer! See you guys later, Long live the Queen!✊👑

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

The evil has been defeated. Now Freddy's spirit will live in the happy frog!

[skullinitium]

Some schoolgirls use the power of friendship, love, and an eerie knowledge on exorcism to defeat the evil lady and turn her into a happy frog

Sounds like an anime but no it comes from the weird movie where they sacrifice people in the modern day to satiate the bloodlust of an old god or something

The Cabin in the Woods (2011) dir. Drew Goddard

[sassamura]

ROH/NJPW War of the Worlds report: Kenny Takes Toronto

Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks had the Ted Reeve arena eating out of their hands. Will Ospreay makes people go heart-eyed. Naito throws the belt (again)

Dark match: Cheeseburger and Will Ferrara def The Fraternity (Trent Gibson and Channing Decker with Alexia Nicole)

A Fraternity member tried to get Cheeseburger to drink a beer, he started but spit it in the frat guy’s face.

Taped for VOD, commentators Kevin Kelly, Colt Cabana and Ian Riccaboni

1: Rebellion def MCMG with Rhett Titus frog splash

Shane Taylor interfered, after they cut a promo where they talked up Taylor and called out…

2. Hirooki Goto def Shane Taylor with GTR

Taylor looked good, crowd popped as Goto got him up for the ushigoroshi

3. Dalton Castle and the Boys def. Gedo and RPG Vice with Castle’s Bangarang

Lot of posing. Dalton and Trent were great

4. Bully Ray def. Punishment Martinez and Hangman Page in a three-way with a Bubba Bomb

Before, Bully cut a promo about how he appreciates ECW chants, but is currently about ROH. Mentions the Code of Honor and tries to get Page and Martinez to shake his hands, Page turns him down then jumps him. Later, Page did the Wassup headbutt with Bully but superkicked him when instructed to get the tables.

5. Cody defeats Will Ospreay with Cross Rhodes

Great match. It was Ospreay’s birthday. Ospreay did his posing spot; Cody did his spot where he teases a dive and flips off fans instead. Cody motioned that he’d be the next champ a lot. Personal match of the night.

6. Tetsuya Naito and BUSHI def. Matt Taven & Marseglia with Naito’s Destino

Taven cuts a promo where he claims to have beaten Los Ingobernables all over the world. Gets lots of heat, they just pose during a “shut the fuck up” chant. “We’re not even talking.” Naito plays babyface in peril for the first half then takes over. Finish was cool

7. Briscoes def. Silas Young & Beer City Bruiser and EVIL & SANADA in a three way with Mark’s Froggy Bow

Great match, action evenly displaced, Briscoes hit most of their big spots

8. KUSHIDA def. Jay Lethal with small package driver

Great match, built around counters to the Lethal Injection. KUSHIDA got cross-armbreakers off that and Hail to the King, and hit a Lethal Injection of his own. Lethal hit a crazy cutter counter, but KUSHIDA got the pin from nowhere.

9. Kenny Omega & Young Bucks def. Tanahashi, Kazarian and Daniels with Kenny’s One-Winged Angel

Crowd ate up Kenny and the Bucks. Their autograph line before the show stretched around the arena floor and dwarfed all others. Crowd chanted “ohh, Kenny Omega” to Seven Nation Army. Fun spot where everyone misses elbows. Tanahashi back raked Nick and they sold it huge, then back raked the other two. Ref Paul Turner was bumped and rolled to the outside where there were then multiple splashes, including Tana’s high fly flow to the outside, then Ref Todd Sinclair came out. Kenny picked up the ROH belt to clock Daniels. Sinclair eventually got superkicked, Daniels went to hit Kenny with the belt, but Cody interfered and pulled the belt away. Kenny and the Bucks hit a three way indytaker on Daniels that transfered to OWA for the win.

Kenny cut a promo where he said that there were supposed to be no unapproved promos, but that only applied to ROH talent. But after praising the crowd, he admitted that he was losing his voice, so he said the Bucks were the best tag team, he was the “highest-rated singles wrestler” in the world, then threw it to the Bucks to plug their merch before hitting his Good Bye and Good Night signoff. Great night overall.

[sexycraisinthanos]

For those who want context:

The movie is about this group of people trying to summon ancient evils for a reason i can’t remember and killing a select group of people in different areas.

These schoolgirls were fighting a Grudge-like monster who was defeated by turning into a frog because (i think) they were singing a happy tune and beat it with positive thoughts.

This guy is cussing them out because his job is to kill every one of them and he has failed to do so, resulting in angering an ancient god or whatever. idk something like that.

The Cabin in the Woods (2011) dir. Drew Goddard

[powersandplanetaries]

Okay, am I the only one who wants a whole movie about how these nine year old schoolgirls defeated an evil ghost with (apparently) no bloodshed and now keep the ghost frog as a classroom pet?

The Cabin in the Woods (2011) dir. Drew Goddard