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[incorrectsinfquotes]

Do you ever follow directions?

Quetzalcoatl @ Billy

[marimbistchick]

Send Me Voltron Writing Prompts

This isn't a follower special or anything (unless 124 is suddenly a landmark), I'm just bored and want to do some writing.

Below is a list of sentences that I absolutely took from various posts in the "dialogue prompts" tag. Send me a number and character(s), and anything else about the situation that you want. If you want to send me something not on the list, feel free.

Send me ship requests if you want I guess, but I'm really more of a gen person, so understand that they'll probably be background/implied/platonic.

1.) "Look at that! They're getting along!"

2.) “Please don’t save me.”

3.) "Intermission?"

4.) "This isn't the time for a pun!"

5.) "Reality is harsh, live in your dreams instead"

6.) “Stop treating me like a little kid!” “You are a little kid.” 

7.) “If you keep screwing around like this you’re going to get yourself killed.” “I hope so.” “You shouldn’t joke about things like that.” “Who said I was joking?”

8.) “So from the bottom, of my cold, dead heart, screw you.”

9.) “I know this isn’t a smart decision-” “Then I would recommend not doing it.”

10.) “I trust you.”

11.) “Well this has gone horribly wrong.”

12.) “Did you just hiss at me?” - “Are you judging me?”

13.) “Don’t yell at me like I’m a child!!” - “DON’T THROW SCISSORS!”

14.) “How long do we have?”

15.) “No one will ever believe us.”

16.) “My hobby is making fun of you when you talk.”

17.) “We always have a choice.”

18.) “Keep your eyes on me.”

19.) “I wasn’t going to mention it.”

20.) “Don’t you dare die on me!”

21.) “You stole what?”

22.) “So instead of being normal, you started a revolution?”

23.) “Did you just? You just- oh my god!”

24.) “Are you silently judging me?”

“Of course not, if I judge people I’ll make sure they hear me”

25.) “That— That’s your blood! Why the hell didn’t you say anything!?”

26.) “I heard the hurt in that fall.”

27.) “Okay but instead of dealing with these problems like a responsible adult, I could just… lay on the ground and scream, really softly.”

28.) “Please, tell me you have a plan.”

“Yeah, run!”

29.)“uh, what’s going on here?”

“I promise, he was like that when I got here.”

“…Is he… dead?”

“Well, either that, or he should really get that gaping hole in his chest looked at.”

30.) “Come on, what are you waiting for!?”

“For someone to tell me that this is possibly the worst idea of all time and that I’d be an idiot to actually do it.”

[rosepetalbarnes-blog]

MARVEL DRABBLE PROMPTS

Some of these aren’t strictly marvel related, but others include characters. Feel free to use these as your own, as well as requesting some for me to do in my ask box! (if i took one of these from another prompt list i gave credit. otherwise, i wrote them all)

1. “I’m Bucky’s friend.” “Bucky has...other friends?”

2. “You have horrible taste in men.” “Cleanse my pallette then!....Uh that sounded smoother in my head.”

3. “I sort of, maybe have a small crush on you and would kind of like to take you out sometime”

4. “You’re an avenger. Your literal job is to save the world and kill bad guys, and you can’t even kill a fucking spider?” 

5. “WHAT IN THE WORLD-“ “Shh!”

6. “For a 100 year old person you sure aren’t very wise” (will have to be for bucky or steve)

7. “Do you even know how a phone works? Would it hurt to call me anymore?” “Hey, that’s kind of insensitive to say to Steve.”

8. “If my day gets any worse, I’m asking hell if they’re having an exchange program.” from this list by @eternalmikaelson

9. “I turned out liking you a lot more that I originally planned.” same list by @eternalmikaelson

10. “Why is a little peace and quiet so much to ask for?”

11. “I think I’m in love with you, and that scares the shit out of me.”

12. “You just like to wear your costume around the house?” “Suit up, y/n. We have a mission in 10...and quit the sass”

13. “Don’t try to fix me. I’m not broken” from this list by @mymiscfandomimagines

14. “I lost your kid.” “What do you mean-“ “y/k/n and I have been playing hide and seek for an hour and no one has won yet!”

15. “I thought I’d never see you again.”

16. “Carry me.” “What ever happened to walking on your own two legs?”

17. “I don’t like when you go away. I need you to be here.”

18. “Y/n, what does ‘IDK’ stand for?” “I don’t know.” “Okay, I guess I’ll ask Sam then.” (for Steve or Bucky cuz they’re clueless grandpas)

19. “Open my snapchat, Steve/Bucky.” “What’s a snapchat?”

20. “Is the damsel in distress thing working for you?” from this list by @coffin-prompts

21. “Is that my shirt?” “Yeah, but it smells really good and just like you so can I keep it?”

22. “I didn’t know you were so forward.” “It’s the liquid courage helping me.”

23. “People are dying, and you’re worried about [….]?” from this list by @peter-is-the-best-avenger

24. “I’m getting tired of saying goodbye to people.”

25. “Do you ever wonder what life would be like without this superhero obligation?” “All the time, sweetheart.”

26. “If you had just followed my order[s] then this would have never happened!”

27. “You’re so fucking blind. Can’t you see that I love you?” 

28. “So this is what being in love feels like.”

29. “Stop with that stupid grin thing, you’re too damn cute for your own good.”

30. “You are not the sun. The world just doesn’t revolve around you!”

31. “Do you know of any good restuarants around here?” “We’re in the middle of an undercover mission, y/n.”

32. “I’m sorry, who are you?”

33. “I finally understand what those clichè lyrics in love songs are talking about ever since I met you.”

34. “Stop making me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you!”

35. “Stop stalling, and kiss me!”

36. “You look pretty smokin’ in that new stealth suit.” “Thanks, y/n. I thought the color looked pretty good on me.”

37. “I know we were ordered to kill her, but she looks really hot and I don’t think she’s that evil so I don’t think I can do it.”

38. “You’re it. You’re the only one for me.”

39. “I think I know you well enough to know that you’re lying.”

40. “Stay here.” “Since when do I take orders from you?”

41. “Why are you looking at me like that?”

42. “You would really give [...] up for me? Just like that?” “Just like that.”

43. “Braids would look really good in your hair, Buck.”

44. “Hey, sweetheart? Have you seen my arm?” (for buck obv)

45. “I bought you some pajamas.” “Don’t you think the iron helmet and the shields are a little too soon?” “That was 3 years ago!”

46. “Dance with me.”

47. “You’re cute.” “You’re drunk.” “My eyes work the same sober.”

48. “I’ll wait for you, it doesn’t matter. I’m not letting you go.”

49. “Uh, how much will a new quinjet cost?” “Y/n...”

50. Author’s choice!

[puckyeahhockey]

Prompts

So these are some prompt things for you guys to request from. I got these from @mymiscfandomimagines, @hellsdemonictrinity, and @roniiekins. I will also do imagines/blurbs based on songs and some hcs. I will probably update this with more over time.

1. “That’s how the story goes.”

2. “I know it hurts.”

3. “I don’t understand.”

4. “My head hurts.”

5. “I’m right here, okay?”

6. “Wow, you look amazing.”

7. “Are you okay?”

8. “Who did this?”

9. “I made a mistake.”

10. “When I’m with you, I’m home.”

11. “This is going to hurt.”

12. “That was kind of hot.”

13. “I immediately regret this decision.”

14. “I’m not okay.”

15. “I’m scared.”

16. “You’re the one thing keeping sane right now.”

17. “Please stay with me.”

18. “Please help me.”

19. “It’s okay to cry.”

20. “Is that blood?”

21. “Can I kiss you?”

22. “You’re everything to me.”

23. “Are you testing me?”

24. “I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re beautiful.”

25. “I’m not drunk enough for this.”

26. “Is that my shirt?”

27. “Please don’t shut me out.”

28. “I can take care of myself just fine.”

29. “Would you just hold still?”

30. “Can we just pretend like we’re normal for once?”

31. “When you smile, I fall apart.”

32. “If you don’t want to talk about it then say so. Don’t lie and pretend to be fine when you’re not.”

33. “This isn’t what it looks like.”

34. “I just really miss talking to you.”

35. “I can’t do this on my own.”

36. “Please don’t say goodbye.”

37. “You make me feel alive.”

40. “You owe me.”

41. “Take my jacket. It’s cold outside.”

42. “Remember when we were little.”

43. “You can do this.”

44. “Your life was my life’s best part.”

45. “You were always gold to me.”

46. “I’m willing to wait for it.”

47. “Promise me you’ll come back.”

48. “Stay here tonight.”

49. “I’m never letting you go.”

50. “You mean too much to me.”

51. “I won’t let anyone hurt you, you’re safe with me.”

52. “I’ll keep you warm.”

53. “I can’t sleep, can I stay here?”

54. “You look amazing tonight.”

55. “We’ll figure this out.”

56. “This isn’t goodbye.”

57. “What’s cookin’ good lookin’?”

58. “What the hell were you thinking?”

59. “Kiss me.”

60. “I care about you.”

61. “You haven’t lost me.”

62. “Why are you doing this?”

63. “Don’t cry.”

64. “You’ve shown me what love can feel like.”

65. “You’ve always felt like home.”

66. “I’m not going anywhere.”

67. “I’ve waited for this moment for a long time.”

68. “You look like you could use a hug.”

69. “Do you have a ride home?”

70. “I am home.”

71. “What happened back there?”

72. “You’ve been drinking tonight, haven’t you?”

73. “You need sleep.”

74. “We’re meant for each other.”

75. “When I’m with you, I’m happy.”

76. “I could never forget you.”

77. “Come cuddle.”

78. “It’s not that easy.”

79. “I’ve had enough.“

80. “Whatever happens, know I’ll be here.”

81. “I never stopped believing in us.”

82. “You didn’t love her! Because you don’t hurt the people you love.”

[starfleetimagines]

About Tag

Thank you @make-me-imagine for tagging me!

Top 3 ships

B’Elanna and Tom from Voyager, Bellamy and Clarke from The 100, and Jake and Amy from B99.

Last Song

Hey Everybody by 5 Seconds of Summer.

Last movie

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

Last book and currently reading

I’m kind of in the middle of reading three books currently: the first Harry Potter book, Firewalker by Josephine Angelini, and Nightblood by Elly Blake.

Favourite Fanfiction

I’m not sure if I have a favourite fanfiction. I’ve read so many amazing ones that it’s hard to choose. 

Tagging @vulcanwind, @randomnessunicorn-imagine, @voyager-headcanons, @outside-the-government, @whatif-animagineblog, @maximoff-pan, @mymiscfandomimagines 

[krustywhore]

send! me! prompts!

y’all i’m in such an angsty mood right now and i really love writing newsies angst so here’s some prompts from a few different accounts (@mymiscfandomimagines,  )  and if anyone would like to pick a ship (no x reader sorry) and one or. more of these sentences, i would be happy to write a one-shot for anyone that wants one! prompts are under the cut because there’s a lot lmao

“None of this is your fault.”

“I know it hurts.”

“Are you serious?”

“You’re safe now.”

“No one’s going to hurt you.”

“I don’t understand.”

“This isn’t what I wanted.”

“My head hurts.”

“I’m right here, okay?”

“Are you okay?”

“Who did this?”

“I made a mistake.”

“There’s nothing I can do anymore.”

“This is going to hurt.”

“Please don’t let me be alone.”

“Don’t try to fix me. I’m not broken.”

“It’s never too late to get back up again.”

“What if one day I wake up and you don’t?”

“I’m not okay.”

“I’m scared.”

“You’re the one thing keeping me sane right now.”

“Please stay with me.”

“Please help me.”

“It’s okay to cry.”

“Is that blood?”

“I’m lost without you.”

“I’m just tired.”

“It just… hurts.”

“Do you promise?”

“Why are you shaking?”

“I never meant to hurt you.”

“Please don’t shut me out.”

“I can’t breathe.”

“Are you going to talk to me?”

“I’m sorry.”

“They’re gone.”

“Just smile. I really need you to smile right now.”

“Please tell me it’s going to be okay.”

“Yell, scream, cry, please, just say something, anything.”

“If you don’t want to talk about it then say so. Don’t lie and pretend to be fine when you clearly aren’t.”

“I can’t do this on my own.”

“I’ve got you.”

“Please don’t say goodbye.”

“I wouldn’t change a thing about you.”

“There is nothing wrong with you.”

“I’m just looking out for you.”

“Be careful.”

“Your life was my life’s best part.”

“Promise me you’ll come back.”

“How long do we have?”

“Do you think we’re bad people?”

“I can hardly stand myself.”

“I know it doesn’t seem like it, but I’m going to take care of you.”

“Don’t you dare look him in the eye.”

“I’ll be here as long as it takes.”

“We were never meant to fight on our own.”

“Something’s clearly wrong.”

“There’s nothing I can do anymore.”

“This is going to hurt.”

“Keep your eyes on me.”

“You can lie to yourself but don’t lie to me.”

“I wish I couldn’t feel a damn thing.”

“We have to stick together.”

“We’ll get through this. I promise.”

“Don’t leave me behind.”

“How did you find me?”

“Who did this to you?”

“I don’t want to be alone right now.”

“I have to tell you something.”

“I need more time.”

“You deserve better than me.”

“This isn’t fair!”

“If you kill them, you’d better kill me too, because otherwise I’m going to kill you.”

“Please don’t shut me out.”

“You are my best friend in the whole world, okay?”

“Don’t you dare die on me!”

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

“You are my sunshine.”

“This is all my fault.”

“Please, don’t cry.”

“Maybe I can’t fix you but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to try.”

“I’ll keep you safe.”

“Don’t look at me like that.”

“Don’t underestimate what a person can do to protect those they care about.”

“You make me feel safe.”

“I can’t imagine this world without you.”

“After everything we’ve been through, you still don’t think that I love you?”

“Go, I’ll be fine.”

“I’m not leaving without you!”

“Please, I can’t lose you too.”

“Who hurt you?”

“Please don’t do this.”

“I won’t let anyone hurt you, you’re safe with me.”

“No, it’s not safe!”

“When it happens enough you learn to just get used to it.”

“Don’t you dare touch them!”

“I can’t say goodbye to you.”

“Don’t you give up on me.”

“Will you sing for me? I need to hear your voice.”

“Please, just hold me one last time.”

[white-collar-lawmen-and-conmen]

Hello! Can you recommend some blogs with Neal's imagine? Thank you 😘😘

@fandomreaderoneshots has made some of my favorites, but they're not specifically a WC blog. You'll have to go to their masterlist and scroll for the stuff with Neal.

@alltvshowimagines has made several for Neal, and releases a new WC imagine every Thursday, but I know they're reconsidering what fandoms they make content for, so that might change.

@mymiscfandomimagines is another good one - they're not all about Neal, if I remember right, but most of them are. And their imagines are cute :3

@thefandomimagine has also made a few for White Collar.

I'm sure there are more blogs that have made them, but none that I know of that made more than just one or two. A great way to find them is to Tumblr search for "Neal Caffrey" or "Neal Caffrey imagine." Google also works, because then you can get results from other websites, too. I know there are some Neal stories on Wattpad.

[softjikookie]

sentences

▸a list of the sentences to choose from as of 06.29.17

“Could you be happy, here, with me?”

“How long do we have?”

“How did we become this?”

“My hobby is making fun of you when you talk.”

“You’re holding back.”

“Keep your eyes on me.”

“You can lie to yourself but don’t lie to me.”

“You are my best friend in the whole world, okay?”

“Don’t you dare die on me!”

“Do you ever follow directions?”

“You don’t get to pick and choose. You’re stuck with me.”

“You know I’m gonna win, right?”

“Here, take me blanket/jacket.” - “I told you, I’m not cold.” *shivering*

“I just wanted an easy day with my boyfriend/girlfriend. Is that too much to ask?”

“I want my best friend back.” - “Kevin is over there.”

“H-how long have you been standing there?” - “Long enough.”

“You’re lying, you’re blushing.” - “Shut up, no I’m not!”

“No, I’m not talking to you.”

“No more!” - “Okay, fine, I won’t send you any more selfies.”

“Babe, I’m sorry.” - “Suck my ass.”

“Liar, liar, pants on fire!” - “Seriously, you’re worse than a kid.”

“…then I picked up your coffee by mistake.” - “All I want is an apology.”

“You’re a blanket hog!” - “Leave me alone and stop being so selfish.”

“I hate you.” - “No, you don’t.”

“Should I be worried?” - “Is the grass green?”

“I’m your lock screen?!” - “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“Will you go with me?” - “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Come inside, I’m sorry.” - “Not until you apologize.” - “I just said I’m freaking sorry.”

“Your voice is sexy.” - “Your ass is sexy.”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

"really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”

"zero fucks given. next please.”

sentences credit:

1-12 @mymiscfandomimagines

13-32 @prompt-bank

33-75 @an-exotic-writer

[happylittlecoffeebean]

Prompts to start off with!

Alright guys, I got this prompt list from @mymiscfandomimagines so I hope that was okay! Request whatever you want, my limit is two prompts at a time, if I did anymore I’d probably struggle. Please DON’T be afraid to request, I don’t bite!

“If you had asked me to stay, I would’ve.”

“You’re too good for this world.”

“Could you be happy, here, with me?”

“How long do we have?”

“Do you think we’re bad people?”

“How did we become this?”

“I can hardly stand myself.”

“Go to hell.”

“I know it doesn’t seem like it, but I’m going to take care of you.”

“There was a time before all of this.”

“No one will ever believe us.”

“Don’t come near me or I swear I’ll kill you.”

“My hobby is making fun of you when you talk.”

“I used to do a lot of things.”

“It doesn’t matter. You’ve moved on and I have to be okay with that.”

“Do you wish things had happened differently?”

“Don’t you dare look him in the eye.”

“I’ll be here as long as it takes.”

“We were never meant to fight on our own.”

“Something’s clearly wrong.”

“There’s nothing I can do anymore.”

“This is going to hurt.”

“I don’t need to be the hero tonight.”

“Am I ever going to see you again?”

“We always have a choice.”

“You’re holding back.”

“I don’t want to feel like this tomorrow.”

“Is that a threat?”

“If you don’t like this world then change it.”

“Are you kidding me? We’re not fine!”

“You may be an idiot, but you’re my idiot.”

“Keep your eyes on me.”

“You can lie to yourself but don’t lie to me.”

“I wish I couldn’t feel a damn thing.”

“If you make one more stupid pun, I will literally stab you.”

“I wasn’t going to mention it.”

“I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.”

“I’m here for you.”

“What are you so happy about?”

“That’s not what I meant and you know it!”

“You’re putting words in my mouth!”

“We have to stick together.”

“We’ll get through this. I promise.”

“Don’t leave me behind.”

“What are you looking at?”

“How did you find me?”

“Who did this to you?”

“I don’t want to be alone right now.”

“I have to tell you something.”

“I need more time.”

“You deserve better than me.”

“This isn’t fair!”

“If you kill them, you’d better kill me too, because otherwise I’m going to kill you.”

“Please don’t shut me out.”

“You are my best friend in the whole world, okay?”

“Don’t you dare die on me!”

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

“You’re out of your damn mind.”

“No one can hurt me like you can.”

“You are my sunshine.”

“This is all my fault.”

“Please, don’t cry.”

“Maybe I can’t fix you but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to try.”

“You should see this.”

“You make me feel invincible.”

“I’ll keep you safe.”

“Don’t look at me like that.”

“Let’s do something crazy.”

“We are not going to steal someone’s dog.”

“Do you trust me?”

“You don’t get to pick and choose. You’re stuck with me.”

“You know I’m gonna win, right?”

“Don’t underestimate what a person can do to protect those they care about.”

“I didn’t mean what I said.”

“Do you ever follow directions?” 

[locke-writes]

Heya! I'd be down to sign up for your writing challenge! I'm gonna hopefully snag Rainbow by Kesha with Peter Parker if that's alright. - mymiscfandomimagines (curse the inability to send asks from a sideblog XD)

You can totally snag it! I’ll add you to the main post when I get to my laptop!

[showandwrite]

March Prompt List

Hey Hi Everyone!

First I want to thank you all for sending so many February prompt requests in! It has been such a joy to write them and I can't wait to write the final few. With this message the February prompts are CLOSED, but MARCH prompts are open and I hope that you'll once again find something of your liking that fits your favorite character!

I also want to say that if you've requested something (apart from the last 2 Kai requests) that has not been posted yet, don't worry! We've got your requests and we will write them! But there are a few characters that only Lein writes, because she simply writes them a lot better than I can, and at the moment she can't write. She hopes to be able to get to it soon! But don't worry, your requests are saved, just like the prompt lists and they will be written!

But, without further ado. Here is the March prompt list! If you want to request something simply send us a message with the number(s) of the prompt, the character of your choice and their last name or fandom (in case of double names). We write one story per message. If one message contains 5 numbers, we try to use them all in one imagine. If you want a different story for each prompt, make sure to send separate requests. 

Loads of Love and have fun requesting

Annette

Credits for the prompt list go to mymiscfandomimagines 

“If you had asked me to stay, I would’ve.”

“You’re too good for this world.”

“Could you be happy, here, with me?”

“How long do we have?”

“Do you think we’re bad people?”

“How did we become this?”

“I can hardly stand myself.”

“Go to hell.”

“I know it doesn’t seem like it, but I’m going to take care of you.”

“There was a time before all of this.”

“No one will ever believe us.”

“Don’t come near me or I swear I’ll kill you.”

“My hobby is making fun of you when you talk.”

“I used to do a lot of things.”

“It doesn’t matter. You’ve moved on and I have to be okay with that.”

“Do you wish things had happened differently?”

“Don’t you dare look him in the eye.”

“I’ll be here as long as it takes.”

“We were never meant to fight on our own.”

“Something’s clearly wrong.”

“There’s nothing I can do anymore.”

“This is going to hurt.”

“I don’t need to be the hero tonight.”

“Am I ever going to see you again?”

“We always have a choice.”

“You’re holding back.”

“I don’t want to feel like this tomorrow.”

“Is that a threat?”

“If you don’t like this world then change it.”

“Are you kidding me? We’re not fine!”

“You may be an idiot, but you’re my idiot.”

“Keep your eyes on me.”

“You can lie to yourself but don’t lie to me.”

“I wish I couldn’t feel a damn thing.”

“If you make one more stupid pun, I will literally stab you.”

“I wasn’t going to mention it.”

“I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.”

“I’m here for you.”

“What are you so happy about?”

“That’s not what I meant and you know it!”

“You’re putting words in my mouth!”

“We have to stick together.”

“We’ll get through this. I promise.”

“Don’t leave me behind.”

“What are you looking at?”

“How did you find me?”

“Who did this to you?”

“I don’t want to be alone right now.”

“I have to tell you something.”

“I need more time.”

“You deserve better than me.”

“This isn’t fair!”

“If you kill them, you’d better kill me too, because otherwise I’m going to kill you.”

“Please don’t shut me out.”

“You are my best friend in the whole world, okay?”

“Don’t you dare die on me!”

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

“You’re out of your damn mind.”

“No one can hurt me like you can.”

“You are my sunshine.”

“This is all my fault.”

“Please, don’t cry.”

“Maybe I can’t fix you but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to try.”

“You should see this.”

“You make me feel invincible.”

“I’ll keep you safe.”

“Don’t look at me like that.”

“Let’s do something crazy.”

“We are not going to steal someone’s dog.”

“Do you trust me?”

“You don’t get to pick and choose. You’re stuck with me.”

“You know I’m gonna win, right?”

“Don’t underestimate what a person can do to protect those they care about.”

“I didn’t mean what I said.”

“Do you ever follow directions?”

[undermycitadel]

Finesse

Summary: Laetitia bullies Mick, basically.

Paring: Mick Jagger x Laetitia Harb (Inspired Female Character)

Word Count: 1051

Based on the lines from @mymiscfandomimagines  ‘s drabble list. Anon request #13: 

“My hobby is making fun of you when you talk.”

A/N: My bad habits took me from my word count limit of 500. Nevertheless, I had fun writing this. Laetitia Casta circa 1999 was my muse. I’ve been into her recently. Her name was used simply because it was “new” and “exotic.”

She sported a smug smile as she watched Mick and Keith strut through the doors of her Paris Villa. She knew she could be easily entertained when her favorite lovers paid her visits. Never a dull moment, and even if one would spur, she could rely on being entertained by the odd customs of her British opposites. She constantly poked fun at their driving on the wrong side of the road, and of course, Mick’s comeback would always have to do with the Americans’ favoritism towards the fried and greasy food. And if it weren’t for her career restricting her from pigging out then she would feel offended but she laughed along with him. One thing she had great fun over was Mick’s accent, and following of recording and promoting It’s Only Rock ‘n Roll, it was the comical gift that kept on giving.

Mick lead Keith into the dining room which separated the cooking area from the cozy, stone-walled living room reminding Laetitia of her home in St.Petersburg. It would always be nice to resign in a resemblance of home when she came to Paris for work. In his hand, he held a demo copy of the album that was so highly prized. In Keith’s arms were large brown paper bags with an unknown matter but by the grease staining the bottom of the bags, Laetitia assumed the pair hit up a fast food restaurant. No remaining Stones besides Keith joined Mick that evening and she wondered why but decided against pressing the question.

Laetitia wasn’t expecting company at the time of the Glimmer Twins’ arrival. It was long after midnight on a Friday, and Mick called to give her notice of his visit somewhere amidst the weekend, it was always towards the end near Sunday bleeding until the Sunday following. Unlike Mick and Keith who modeled nice sport coats, she was lounging in her favorite cotton T-shirt, knotted at her waist, and white panties. Just something to throw on to cover herself. She was terribly comfortable in her own skin. But because the Glimmer Twins have seen just about every inch of her curves, she made no effort to cover herself further. A woman dressed in almost nothing wouldn’t stop them from rubbing with one another. If anything, Mick would get more lip from her because of it!

“Wow, I wasn’t expecting you for another twenty years,” Laetitia called sarcastically as she flickered through the channels on the television.

“Change in plans, sort of;” said Mick as he hung his jacket on the hanger in the coat closet. At least finding a place to sleep was no trouble. Neither Mick nor Keith cared as long as it was warm and dry. And on the occasion, they would crawl into Laetitia’s bed in the after hours.

“I came home earlier than expected today,” Laetitia paused her sentence to look up to Keith as he floated past her, stopping to plant a peck on her lips. 

“I’m going to your room, tired,” he stated in a throaty voice.

“Alright, I’ll be up soon,” she kissed him again before his retreat. Keith kissed the back of her hand then was on his way, kicking off his shoes.

“Mick, after I came home I turned on the radio and they played Til The Next Goodbye...”

“Oh really?” Mick poked his head from the other side of the doorway, where the closet was. “Any good?”

She adjusted herself on the couch to make room for seconds, to which Mick took advantage and laid snug against her.

“It was quite hilarious, actually.”

Mick stared at her incredulously. Now, it was one thing to mock his wardrobe or his shoes, but the music was another subject. Knowing Laetitia, she was obviously joking around, continuing their ongoing mock feud, but her reasons were worth listening to. Even if she used her voice to degrade his character, he loved the taste her accent put on his tongue. Laetitia could spit out a swear, call him out of his name, and Mick would eat his heart out. A sweet voice.

“What do you mean?” Mick foresaw where the younger girl would take him with her accusation. He inquired regardless only to hear the pulpy in her voice. He didn’t think anything of it, so he prepared to ignore and proceeded to scatter lusty kisses on her neck.

“I think a better question would be ‘what’s the deal with your accent?’ Mick, you sound like you’ve married your cousin for god’s sake,” she pushed her head into his chest. Mick’s head shot up in curiosity. He rolled his eyes and toiled with her thick, hybrid bronde hair.

“My accent? What are you talking about,” he asked but knew exactly where she was going with her jab. His eyes glazed over the television screen. Laetitia left playing Numbers and Letters, a French game show, on the screen. Mick understood most words.

“And I sure don’t need the tears you cry,” she mimicked his accent on the single, making the impersonation less like the recorded version but similar to a cowboy bobbing his head as he rode a white horse. She followed her joke with a laugh that made Mick curious if she helped herself to the grass he forgot to take home with him from his last visit. Nevertheless, It was still hysterical.

“Oh please, I do not sound like that.”

“Then what would you call it then?”

Mick reported half- mindedly with, “It’s called finesse, Laetitia, maybe you should try it sometime.” He was tired but was willing to power through fatigue if he could touch Laetitia. And he sat with her and half listened to her pick out each and everything wrong with the track- and more specifically, his artificial accent. After two commercial breaks, Mick didn’t think her sweet voice was being put to good use. He believed a sweet voice like hers should be used for nice things, not funny bashes heading his way.

“What have you done all day, huh?” Mick interrupted her mid sentence.

“I told you,” she giggled into his chest. “I had worked earlier.”

“You need a hobby or something, instead of harassing me.”

Laetitia almost lost it completely. The comical aspect of his embarrassment and wounded pride. He was such a big baby.

“My hobby is making fun of you when you talk.”

Mick sighed. A commercial for Vagisil was on the television. “Why don’t you... act or something?”

[starfleetimagines]

11 Questions Tag

RULES:

Post the rules. Answer the questions from your tagger. Write 11 questions of your own. Tag on!

Tagged by @make-me-imagine - thank you!

1) If you could choose, what kind of house would you live in? Either a Victorian or a craftsman styled home on a farm. 

2) What would you consider as your “aesthetic”? Flowers, fairy lights, stacks of books, journals.

3) What is your favorite type of dessert? Hm. I love fudge, and I also really like sorbet.

4) If you had to live without one of these which would it be; chocolate, coffee, or ice cream? Coffee. I do not like it at all haha

5) No matter what you believe in, if you could be reincarnated as anything or anyone what would you want to be? A humanoid with powers.

6) If you could make any fictional character real to be your friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/etc, who would it be? Oh, jeez. Um. Probably Captain Kirk from the AOS movies. Although at the moment I’m developing a crush on James Aubrey from Bones...

7) If you could have just one of the following powers, what would you choose; telekinesis, invisibility, currency duplication or glamouring? Currency duplication so I could help end homelessness and suffering.

8) What is your favorite type of weather? I know it’s pretty controversial, but I actually love snow. I love when it’s snowing lightly but there’s already some on the ground; everything is covered in a white sparkling blanket. It’s cold enough to bundle up but not enough to freeze. There’s no wind; it’s still and the snowflakes just fall peacefully.

9) If you had the chance to safely go to space and back would you do it? Of course! I would love to visit space.

10) If you could live in any tv show, movie or book, which would you choose? Star Trek! I’m not sure which, but definitely the Star Trek universe.

11) What is a popular food or drink you hate? Beer and wine.

My questions

1) When/why did you start writing?

2) If you could chance one thing from your past what would you change?

3) Would you rather live somewhere that’s always hot, always cold, or a mix of both?

4) What’s your favourite way to relax?

5) Name one fictional character that you love but others don’t.

6) What is one book that you could read over and over again?

7) Is your favourite flower aesthetic wise the same as your favourite flower scent wise? What are they?

8) Is your morning routine long?

9) Do you like travelling? If yes, how do you prefer to travel? (I.E. plane, boat, car, etc.)

10) Do you keep houseplants?

11) How has your summer been so far?

Tagging @mymiscfandomimagines, @maximoff-pan, @trekmystars, @actual-muffin-harry-kim, @whatif-animagineblog, @enterprisian, @multifandomtrashwriting, @kaitymccoy123, @cryptidophelia

[imthehoneyyourethebee]

Tag Game?

BOLD the statements that are true for you!

APPEARANCE:

I am 5′7″ or taller I wear glasses I have at least one tattoo I have at least one piercing I have blonde hair I have brown eyes I have short hair My abs are at least somewhat defined I have or have had braces There is something i would change about the way I look

PERSONALITY:

My Hogwarts house is: Gryffindor Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Slytherin I am an introvert I like meeting new people People tell me that I’m funny Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me I enjoy physical challenges I enjoy mental challenges I’m playfully rude with people I know well I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well I can play an instrument I can do over 30 pushups without stopping I’m a fast runner I can draw well I have a good memory I’m good at doing math in my head   I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling (if kids count) I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else (was anyway) I’m in a orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else I have learned a new song in the past week I work out at least once a week I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months I have drawn something in the past month I enjoy writing Fandoms are my #1 passion I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss I have had alcohol I have scored the winning goal in a sports game I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting I have been at an overnight event I have been in a taxi I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year I have beaten a video game in one day I have visited another country I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIP:

I’m in a relationship I have a celebrity crush I have a crush on someone I know I have been in at least 3 relationships I have never been in a relationship I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them I get crushes easily I have had a crush on someone for over a year I have been in a relationship for at least a year I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” I live close to my school My parents are still together I have at least one sibling I live in the United States There is snow right now where I live I have hung out with a friend outside of school/work in the past month I have a smartphone I have at least 15 CDs I share my room with someone (does a cat count?)

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced I know a person named Jamie I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce I have dyed my hair I’m listening to one song on repeat right now I have punched someone in the past week I know someone who has gone to jail I have broken a bone I have eaten a waffle today I know what I want to do with my life I speak at least 2 languages fluently I have made a new friend in the past year

I mean I’m just gonna tag some people, but y’all don’t have to do it if you don’t want to. @maybe-mikala @stormy-thomas@emilyymichelle@mymiscfandomimagines

[queenofthefetchlands]

@mymiscfandomimagines This is Lucifer and Niklaus. They are basically twins, but from two separate litters. Lucifer I got from a nice nurse one town over and Niklaus I rescued as a stray. When we asked the local "shelter" to take him and his two brothers (Oliver and Romulus) they said they would only put them down. My little boys are both solid black with extra toes and orange eyes. They also cause endless amounts of trouble around the house and like staying in bed with me. I hope this fits with your pet appreciation post!

[ironarrow87]

I Was Tagged

I was tagged by @mymiscfandomimagines​

RULES: tag 20 people you’d like to get to know better

Name: Twyla Wolfe

Nickname: Mmm...Twy, Mama Wolfe, Twylight, Twylamp, Twybear (given by the lovely @strictlyncisconfessions​)

Gender: Female

Star sign: Pisces

Height: 5′4.

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Favorite Color: Emerald green, but I’m a sucker for silver and jewel themed tones

Favorite Animal: Owls and wolves

Average Hours of Sleep: Ahahahhahahhahahahahahah. No rest for the wicked. Something around 2-5 hours per night?

Cat or Dog Person: Cats.

Favorite fictional Character: Too many to pick from. I’ll say Dean Winchester for now.

Number of Blankets I sleep with: One. I’ll die if there’s too many.

Favorite Singer/Band: OneRepublic, Andy Grammer, Maroon 5, Fall Out Boy..

Dream Trip: I’d like to go see the Aurora Australis and Aurora Borealis some day.

Dream Job: Author, director, movie writer.

When was this Blog Created?: Last June

When did your Blog reach its Peak?: lol idk man 

Tagging @strictlyncisconfessions, @imthehoneyyourethebee and anyone else who wants to!