#fufiiledarachnaphobia

[fufilledarachnophobia]

I should really get Christmas preparations ready. Maybe someone would like participating in a “Christmas Eves” party with me.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

y0u humans pal around t0o readily with y0ur counterparts. i get weirded 0ut just lo0king at the beforans in general.

b0redom can net y0u a much worse death than the physical. i f0r one d0 my job purely t0 cause problems and amuse myself.

I don’t believe i’ve seen you before.

-Rose

that's pr0bably because you haven't.

i was here first th0ugh so it's m0re like i haven't seen you.

i'm n0t used to surprise 0ptometry exams.

[fufilledarachnophobia]

Rose could you possibly smother me under that gut?

Depends on who you are.

And for your information, i’m personally more into women than men. But if you’re nice, i’ll give you a chance.

Maybe.

[fufilledarachnophobia]

put on anymore weight rose?

Unfortunately. Last time I had checked, I was about 380. My clothes are either in shreds, havent their buttons popped off, or uncomfortably tight, especially in the bottom area.

[fufilledarachnophobia]

I’ve finally gotten off and i’m not 350 pounds anymore!

I’m 375. That explains it.

I can’t get out of bed. I’m trying to roll off, but i’m REALLY feeling the 350 pounds now.

I feel like a turtle…

[fufilledarachnophobia]

God DAMMIT.

give it a few minutes until the bra snaps

It seems to be holding on fine for the time being…

[fufilledarachnophobia]

THIRTEEN DOLLARS???

It was like- like 4 bucks in 2009! What the fuck!

I wonder how much a Big Mac costs now that i’m on Earth C. Time passed, but it can’t be that different, right?

[fufilledarachnophobia]

//Thanks for the info, folks.

[fufilledarachnophobia]

After everything that happens, it just becomes another day to you.

And fair, though it isn’t like i’m doing nothing while jobless. In fact, i’m writing a story.

I don’t believe i’ve seen you before.

-Rose

that's pr0bably because you haven't.

i was here first th0ugh so it's m0re like i haven't seen you.

i'm n0t used to surprise 0ptometry exams.