#funnytext

[rahuldgaf]

it took me 26 years to realize that the most underrated love language is making someone laugh when they are taking life too seriously

[menemennpastirma]

Wow, Netflix "One Piece" Budget is lit, they even hired Madonna!

[istyles]

I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old lady next to me said ”it's pronounced ‘quiche’, dear”.

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[psecho]

What's a little code-switching among friends?

[chronicillnesshumor]

[loveletterworm]

Its going to be so interesting when chapter 5 drops and presumably assuming it's possible to go to castle town I'll get to see the dialogue for keeping tenna there and it'll be like 5 to 10 lines of him being sad because i decided at the last minute I would not do his sidequest and instead hold him hostage, and it'll just be like. Well I guess this was expected

[textsfrommittens]

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[janimatorbot]

There's probably a significant amount of guys who have died because they didn't want to feel emasculated.

"GARY THAT BED IS 700 POUNDS YOU CAN'T CARRY THAT"

"oh no I can handle it don't worry"

*Gets crushed under the metaphorical weight of the patriarchy and a bed frame *

[rahuldgaf]

I'm only 26 and I've already achieved what most people only do in their 50s.

Back pain, grey hair, bald spots, memory loss, knee pain, mental instability, insomnia... etc etc.

[menemennpastirma]

Girls on Instagram be like.

[lachoco]

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[olaweelet123]

Confronting the Other Man

[chronicillnesshumor]

[wherechaoswins]

[allthecloudsbelow]

[textsfrommittens]

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