#funposting

[hojichasunrise]

Lowkey sick of people saying Zutara is a "sunshine and grumpy" ship.

This is a sunshine and grumpy ship.

This is grumpy and hurricane.

[restlesscrustacean]

jerma streamed infinity nikki and now im evil about that game heres my cute outfit

ignore the cropped hand i was morw focused on showing off the new bag i got

[business-bloo]

ik 99% of my followers are probably porn bots, but for those returning all you need to know is im still gay and a red cat from final fantasy 14 lives rent free inside my head that is all 

[bhikshu]

Equal and opposite archetype to that one anon from /fit/ with a rat living in his oven.

alright

[the-tenth-arcanum]

would you date me if i was real. be honest

[hojichasunrise]

"You only like Zutara because you like bad boys--"

It's because of these two, actually.

[maddiviner]

Seen on Facebook. Seems on point. Though, TBF, what do I even know? I’m just a former future philosopher.

[fivekrystalpetals]

Isn't this—

the same as this?

[karmarox]

GLaDOS wrote and sang 3 whole ass songs and had an opera composed about a woman who never once gave her the time of day even after several murder attempts she is gaming's most iconic failgirl disguised as one of gaming's most iconic bad bitches

[annkous]

Okay this was really fun BAHAHA THIS BIT ON LILIA'S ROUTE

Hi everyone!!

I never thought I'd actually finish this project anytime soon, so I kept it mostly under wraps for a long, long time.

And I cannot believe I'm able to say this but!!

My very own interactive fanfic!!

The characters in the game right now are: Riddle, Leona, Azul, Jamil, Vil, Idia, Malleus, Lilia and Floyd.

The reader is gender neutral.

Each character has 12 obtainable endings — 6 romantic and 6 platonic endings!

You get to choose if you want a romantic or platonic end!

5+ scenes for each character with some having hidden triggers to get to them!

Each route is about 12k-17k words. (A total of 144,155 words!!)

The endings depend on the choices you make!

A very few of my mutuals and friends knew what I was upto, and I'm extremely thankful for their presence!!!

Especially @charredcipher who helped me test everything thoroughly. I genuinely owe them my life, and he's the reason I was able to fix and polish this so quickly!!

Anyways!! I hope you guys enjoy it <3

[maddiviner]

Okay. The latest Homestar Runner Facebook discourse is whether or not Trogdor could be a therian and the song is about his awakening??

[tanoshiboo]

I never really supported the idea of Black Garlic cookie being a Licofait child for a few reasons (I mean the ingredient alone is entirely unrelated to both of them), and I'll never really see it that way and I know this whole idea is incredibly outdated but... I must express my thoughts...

EVERY SINGLE TIME

I look at it

The long sleeves with the same shape and colored ends, the skull hairpin and the hairstyle, the stitch, the eyebags, one eye being covered, the mismatching footwear, the overall scruffy appearance, the practically same dough color, the cape silhouette, the purple bow, the brown and yellow eyes, the purple leaning to a pinker tone than a cooler one like Licorice's

also like, the association with rituals and incantations combined with streaming like..

I just think this is just one of the funniest Cookie Run coincidences of all time, if you were to create your own Licofait fanchild, it would just wind up looking like that

[headmate-ideas]

< Mod Venn > two years ago today, our system came out of its longest dormancy so far (a year and two months) and i officially became a member of the system!

i was a host between that time and very recently (about a month ago). during that time, i discovered i had a disorder the system didn't know we had until now (bpd), developed a subsystem (which is now a sidesystem), and married the original host of the system (vyvian)!

we also consider this the anniversary of becoming a complex system, because while we didn't label ourselves as this immediately, it quickly became clear to us that we had a lot in common with polyfragmented systems, including having many headmates fronting at once and splitting: in certain patterns, often, headmates who are very similar to each other, sidesystems, multiple headmates at a time.

if anyone has any questions about our system, we're happy to take any questions, and we might reblog some ask games!

[bhikshu]

Azula.

Azula would think "I'm way too smart to get scammed by this, but I bet that if I time it just right, I'll be able to make bank on all these other morons, and run off with their money."

Only she times it wrong because she never really understood that other people can, in fact, out-think her, and she ends up being one of those "other morons".

But no, Sokka wouldn't be the one right-click saving NFTs-- he would think it was stupid and beneath him, he'd just rant about it and walk away in disgust-- Toph would. Toph isn't savvy enough to commission the things, but she'd absolutely right-click them as a way to resell them to someone else.

But that scheme would immediately fail, too, the instant that someone pointed out "Hey, this looks exactly like a famous dude's PFP" and she'd ask "What do you mean looks li-- oh" because the whole time she thought they were just, like, digital money, not literally pictures of something.

Further minor character answer: Earth King Kuei would get caught up in some sort of NFT scam, but being a monarch, he would insist that all of his NFTs be handmade and artisanal, so they end up having actual value as art pieces, inadvertently making him history's most successful NFT investor.

[phobetonei]

[soekmatthew]

Proposing a reform on Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics!

An essay on why we should reformulate the often misguided interpretations on each secondary gender.

In this essay I will debate the absence of personality often assigned to Beta's secondary gender, the inherent nature of violence that shouldn't exclusively be attributed to Alphas, and how deeply we can explore the aspects of Omega's biology in fiction, furthering its visions from the deep rotted misogyny implicated in these matters.

(remember this is a joke, you can create your ficverse and works however you'd like)

1.0 THE BETA ISSUE

The beta role in an a/b/o society is pushed towards the sense of "normality", betas normally aren't that phased by their nature. This is fitting, although the lack of complexity deposited onto its concepts led a creator to create variations of betas that aren't really necessary.

I propose that betas have pheromones that emit a scent genetically structured to be smelled by a specific type of group, regardless of their secondary gender, people who are able to scent betas pheromones have a variation in their olfactory-receptor genes and allow them to strongly perceive their scents. (this happens irl, with cilantro tasting like soap or some people being able to smell cockroaches)

It would solve the beta complex and wouldn't necessarily affect the whole structural alpha/omega naturally based relationship.

2.0 THE ALPHA MATTER

It is easy to antagonize alphas, and I do believe it is crucial for it to be antagonized, given how the discourse towards alpha aggression can create well built debates approximated to human reality. But it also can spice up some debates on a lot of more interesting matters other than hierarchy and dominance.

"Soft-alphas" was a term designed to fit in the alphas that are able to somehow "contain" their inner wolf, on contrary to "normal alphas" that are aggressive and excessively dominant.

Of course, as fun as it is to explore this concept, it's not necessary to give them this title, it thins the discussions that can be made upon this type of characteristics on alphas.

It is easy to explore the topics around an alpha considered "defective", and give them the capacity to have more and more deepness, an alpha who doesn't feel protective despite their love towards their omegas and needs to learn how to stimulate its natural instincts, an alpha who was forced to submit and therefore had their alpha contained to a point it needs healing and an exercise in dominance!! Fun aspects of an inverted container of the morality based alpha corrections often seen around the fic community.

I propose more and more diversity and complexity around alphas, seeing them fight their instincts is fun, but it would also be fun to see them fight for their need to have the same instincts that antagonizes them.

3.0 THE OMEGA DEBATE

There is a lot of discourse around omegas, especially when people simplify them as "the woman of a/b/o society".

Although understandably fitting for the time it was developed, it is still a conception most people have and has grown outdated.

It also created a movement to fight against this idea, that has empowered omegas, but the lack of consistency fails to impress. For example, in this case, it doesn't matter how much of a rebel omega the character is, they will still "fail" their morals and submit to an alpha.

I know you guys can do better!

What is better than an inner monologue on why your nature is failing your mundane conceptions? Better than that what's more revolutionary than being able to mend your instincts and ideas?

The nature of an omega is vast and instinctually more prone to aggression than most alphas! Omegas protect and go feral over their offsprings! Explore it more!

And make omegas also be proud of their nature, instead of simply making them disgusted by it without backgrounding their stories! (i mean, if they have traumas associated with their secondary genders it is obvious and expected for them to hate it).

Omegas can be hard creatures to deal with, omegas can reject their offsprings scent for example, give them hardships dudes! It will be fun!

A/B/O is fun, and I LOVE TRADITIONAL A/B/O SO MUCH! but we can do more justice at least to betas :3

(this is literally a joke in case someone hates me for it)