#this is a shitpost

[silvialightning]

I think that since it’s nigh impossible to animate Molly’s intricately designed coat they should have done the clothes effect that Chowder (Cartoon Network show) used for it’s clothes. (Unmoving Plaid style.)

[buf309-art-binder]

Between the scenes - Mission 117

Until proven otherwise in canon, I believe this man reads trashy romance manga in his spare time.

The thing he must do to understand his enemies - those mushy feelings - so he can better avoid them. All for the power of isolation ✊

[nyancrimew]

you're telling me that to the enemy i'm the enemy? and it's all a matter of perspective?

[doomsdaydionysus]

dandys world easter update to my understanding so far idk

[magnificentsapcaddy]

AVERAGE NORTHERNLION DIALOGUE

Look, I'm fuckinnnnnnnnnn...! I'm fuckin' tired as bawls, dawg. [not switching his tone of voice at all] I think I lost some weight there, and I'm sure I need some rest, but sleepin' don't come very easy in a [enunciating precisely] straight. White. Vest. [pause] [reading chat] "Just go to bed earlier"? Okay, listen to me. Said the grasshopper to the morning sun, "No matter how hard I try and how high I jump, I can never embrace you", and thus the sun responded, "My brother, the mere act of being here is an embrace in and of itself." So beggars can't be fuckin' choosers, okay? Okay. [unpauses game (Poo-Poo Piranhas Jungle Gym Adventure) where the puzzle is to put the square block in the square hole and he puts it in the triangle hole] Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[festeringrian]

This kind of "Trailblazing"… is truly novel

[etherealrin]

ᯓ★ thinking about boyfriend!rin...

"you're weird," your boyfriend deadpans, staring at the peach colored figure in your grasp.

"for your information, this is completely normal behavior in the realm of teen girls. and the last time i checked, you're not one," you glare at rin. "so you don't get to be judging."

"i don't like the attention you're giving it," he pouts. "it's creepy."

"it is not, it's cute! you just have no taste," you start, giggling at the somewhat jealous demeanor he was taking towards you.

"a half-baked naked baby with tiny balls, unblinking eyes, and an eggplant hat around it's head staring at me isn't creepy now? for god's sake, it's not even wearing pants!" rin cries out, pointing at the sonny angel as if it spawned straight from hell and reported to satan himself. "and your room is full of them, lined up on your shelves! it's like a terryfing miniature army!" the genuine horror in his eyes is almost comical.

"it's cute!" you insist, hand moving to protect the baby from your boyfriend's sudden wrath.

"you have horrible taste," he echoes back to you, face turned away. he refuses to meet your teasing eyes.

"in case you forgot, i also think that you're cute, so i'd say my taste is pefectly fine, thank you!"

itoshi rin can't believe his ears—that you were actually defending the inanimate doll.

a/n: my friend gifted me a sonny angel today as a late bday gift and i was way too happy LMAO

[potatospud14]

It's 12am guys, you know what that means.. Happy Pride Month 2024!!

[apage4things]

JD Vance kills the pope after his final “Kick Rocks” speech on Easter weekend, Elon Musk and Trump break up on pride, can’t wait to see what the witches give us for Halloween

[buf309-art-binder]

Random Post-reveal domestic shenanigan 🤡🤡

[nyancrimew]

broooo... theyre totally turning your made up joke post into various fetishes in the notes, theyre horny for your posts bro

[morickkk]

Base on the fanfic he made about his alter ego, HoTGuY LMAO

Episode : Cubfan Hermitcraft 9 episode 91

Timestamp : 11:09

Bonus :

[lennonyoung]

Can’t believe Will Smith lowballed a fan, got White Girl Wasted before a Coldplay concert, was smashed between Aram Minnetian and Ryan Leonard while drunk crying to “Fix You” while Will Vote watched because he is always there, and somewhere in the wild wilderness of Canada Macklin Celebrini is still pushing a boulder up a hill.

[jaggedspine]

sorry i just had to. susie limp bizkit and korn superfan i know that's right do not re-post instagram | twitter | bluesky

[magnificentsapcaddy]

Me, laying on my stomach, holding a speaker up to my pregnant partner's stomach, softly speaking: So, if you pay attention, the fourth time around, the backing vocals still say "tabernacle", but Will actually says "eternal bachelor". "Eternal bachelor" is a euphemism for a gay man that was used back in the 1940's. You can connect this with the cross-generational struggle of parents not understanding their children's queerness, as highlighted in "Lady Gay Approximately", and remember: "Lady Gay" was an old folk song about a mother's children dying and them coming back to visit her as ghosts. This ties in to the themes prevalent in a lot of Will Toledo's work about feeling haunted. "Hold on to the ghost of my body". My partner: Oh! Babe! I just felt him kick! Me: Yeah, give me a few more minutes, you'll be feeling your daughter kick in there instead