#future managment

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[humming-fly]

I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

[barghest-land]

working on early horses, i wanted to do a quick sketch to show how small Eohippus was compared to an extant horse (this one is about 150cm tall). as you can see, it wasn't big at all. a perfect little lap horse :)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

News spreads fast.

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[marivanilla05]

In the middle of exams so here are just some higher quality versions of my last sketches!

(There will be no context for Menelaus dressed as a seal and Helen doing drugs. If you know, you know.)

[scribz-ag24]

Some more Darkrai-related stuff with Future Trio (and maybe some darkrai/grovyle implications bc i miss that disaster waiting to happen). Also Steven Universe reference at the end.

[fyllophobia]

240225 sketch

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny and Ellie had majorly screwed up. Now here they were in the hydro-electric car Danny had designed for applying to Wayne industries/whoever would give a fifteen year old a fat paycheck, sitting in the middle of Gotham, at night, surrounded by glaring bats.

Crap.

Time to bullshit his way out of this.

He looked at Red Robin and sheepishly grinned, "...hi dad."

Ellie, the little gremlin, didn't even hesitate before adding, "We are so grounded. I told you we shouldn't have messed with the broken time machine but nooo."

The bats were either taken about or cackling and Danny to this chance to put the petal to the metal and get out of there

Tim is now obsessed with finding his future kids.

[hey-heigo]

happy pride month

[mightypurpurea]

[aliceoverzero]

The Stronghold Protocol event is super funny with how it shifts the perception of Rhodes Island. Amiya outright states that their best defense is to simply use superior scouting and mobility to avoid fights, but then you actually get into the gameplay and the idea of the smol bean pharmaceutical company becomes baffling. This mobile fortress is an open world Rainbow Six Siege map that is nightmarishly balanced against the attackers.

Enemy factions that actually try to go in for the attack should be doing press releases in the vein of "I am proud to announce that we are mobilizing for an invasion of Rhodes Island, inspired by the leaked video game Don't Invade Rhodes Island."

[rottengurlz]

she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬

[quarkfancam]

going by technical terms, vic fontaine is a vocal synthesizer, which makes nog's therapy month in the holosuite the alpha quadrant's most intense vocaloid hyperfixation

[nedseii]

DAENSAAAAAA!!!!

[the-scarecrow-of-aus]

Time limits and being late for dinner

Danny, pinned down by gunfire on top of a wounded red hood who caught him in his territory and chased him into a rivals warehouse:

"Hey hood, soo... hypothetically, if I was to remove your helmet how long is the detonation trigger?"

Jason starting to lose conciousness and slur from blood loss:

"Like half a second after it triggers, it'll blow before you can clear my head, why?"

"Cool, that gives me half a second to see why my sister is obsessed with your ugly ass!"

"What? Wait... who's your sis-"

*grabs Jason's head by the helmet and phases it straight off and through his body using the momentum to throw it towards a group of shooters in a single move*

[There's a loud bang and the shooters duck for cover as two go down screaming from the shrapnel]

"-ter... hey! How'd you do that?"

"Ugh, I was right, you remind me of Johnnie. Oh well, c'mon man, well be late. Not something you want to experience when jazz is waiting"

"Jazz... Wait! Are you kidding me, the bookworm Jazz, is your sister?"

Danny braced his arms across hoods chest under the arms like they were floating in water and leaned backwards, red hood and himself suddenly unburdened by gravity slid through the wall covering their backs and disappeared from sight (if not sound as Jason dazedly kept commenting on the cute girl he'd mistaken for babs and if she actually liked him back)

They were late, jazz was definately gonna be mad!

[katsdynam1ght]

pov you just pissed off the most dangerous husbands in japan