#g/t shitpost

[entomolog-t]

merfolk vampires oughtta be lampreys. plus imagine the visual of them having a normal-looking human mouth but they can stretch their mouth wide into a circular saw-blade sucker

Mermay in June? Its more likely than you think.

Watch the quality gradually get better as I pull myself out of burnout/artblock

Y'all can thank @drinkme-gt for encouraging my leechy delusions

[tiny--pineapple]

I wanted to join this twt trend

[tea-potato-gt]

🚨G/t comic alert🚨:

“We Called Them Giants” by Kieron Gillen

Very, very beautiful art style.

The giant only speaks in “bla-bla,” but the giant is a good boi who just wants to help 😌🥺

TW: Apocalyptic world, death, violence, destruction, etc.

Spoilers ahead!

Y’all I’m serious… big spoilers coming!

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Read first 18 pages here:

[gtlurker]

Kind giant who likes to check in on the human that lives in a small cabin near their forest.

Fed up human who wants to enjoy their morning coffee without a giant eye peaking through every window of the hours until they spotted the human.

[officiallygoblin]

*Wears this to my own weddding*

[colliehollie]

ok fine. i’ll read dandadan.

[reborrowed-archive]

borrower gets found in a kids room one night. to their surprise and utter bewilderment, the kid doesn’t try to catch them and instead solemnly gives them what looks like a tooth and and holds out their hand expectantly.

[gt-wierdo]

Goth borrower be like

[certainwizardlady]

New family photo for the mantel

[entomolog-t]

[tiny--pineapple]

[tea-potato-gt]

G/t Trope Bingo:

Borrower stories:

Captured/discovered while out borrowing

The dredded 🫙Jar🫙

Bean, the “no, it’s pronounced human BEING” conversation

borrower with artistic abilities

The “that’s not borrowing, that’s stealing” conversation

Befriends bean of the house

Hurt-Comfort

Drunk giant scene

Dealing with pets/animals

Borrowers named after objects, food, or plants.

Tails or animal ears

BL

Fairy stories:

Losing ability to fly due to getting wet

Magic affinities/powers

Wishing to be human

Collecting human things

Odd names based on plants/magical objects

Curse(s)

Dragonfly or butterfly wings

Merfolk G/t:

Human drowning and saved by giant fish person

Speak different languages/can’t understand eachother

Put in air sack or underwater cave

Tiny fish person kept in a tank

Collecting human treasures

Pirates

Saving an entire sinking ship

Fantasy:

Jack and the beanstalk retelling

Princess/prince is engaged to a giant/tiny from a neighboring kingdom

Magic, spells, curses

Character goes on a quest to slay a giant (fails lol)

Kidnapped by a well meaning giant

Found family

Dark Borrower Stories:

Entire species is discovered

Kept as Pets or exterminated or experimented on

Borrower found by kind hearted bean, who shows them not all giants are bad.

Rac!sm/spec!es!sm

Humans think borrowers are dumb and underestimate them

Size-shifter:

Triggered by emotions (Scared/sad = small) or (Angry/happy = big)

Accidentally growing infront of friends and freaking them out

Accidentally growing in a confined space (room/box) and busts out.

Tearing through clothes or shrinking out of them, resulting in needing to make special clothing that changes size with them.

Modern setting:

Dating app misshap (accidentally unknowingly matching with a giant or tiny)

Disastrous first date

Fear of giants

Recently integrated school/jobs

Adopted by giant or tiny

Using phone twice your size

K!dnapped by school bully

Aliens👽:

Travel to or from other worlds/dimensions

Abduction

Different languages

Science experiments

Giant trying to convince tiny they aren’t evil

Mixed-sized families stories:

“Big” sibling & “little” sibling

Stairs and ramps around the house for easy access and travel

Tiny kid has giant sized room/bed

Extra rooms that are small scale (bathrooms and kitchens)

Small scale furniture next to giant furniture

Adopted kids/married in step kids

Protective parents (either giant or tiny)

Being carried to school/work by giant parent/sibling

Kids not telling friends they live in a mixed family (embarrassed.?)

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Comment any other tropes to add! Also if anyone wants to make a bingo card 👀👀

I got recommendationsfor each G/t genre if y’all want any 👀 here’s some of my recs

[smolghostbot]

borrower parent who makes themself known to the house's human just to ask the human to swear less, please, there's a child living here.

[ratcatcher0325]

✨🎶Is it his destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?🎶✨

Hello world, meet Ken-lexander 😂😂😂

I honestly don’t even remember how this came up in conversation with @kitn-underfoot but @lucentbliss blessed us with drawing it and for that I am forever grateful.

He is once again stuck in an oversized Barbie garment with no pants.

[smolboiremy]

To hold

Or

To be held…

That is the question…

[gt-abby]

Redraw