#gaslight gatekeep alec my baby>>

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Can you please please write something about about alec's feat of umbrellas 🤎

“The food was great. But the couple next to us ruined the entire night with their fighting,” Alec groans.

Magnus chuckles remembering the bickering couple. It wasn’t the cute kind of bickering. It was the annoying kind of bickering.

“They were something,” Magnus replies. He wraps his arm around Alec’s waist and places a kiss on his shoulder. “I’m sorry they ruined dinner, love.”

“You don’t have to apologise for them. It was quite entertaining,” Alec chuckles before pulling in Magnus for a sweet kiss. “And no one can ever ruin my night when I’m with you.”

Magnus rolls his eyes. “Idiot.”

Alec chuckles and they walk through Central Park. They can portal anytime, anywhere but it seems like a nice night for a walk.

They’re walking towards the loft, talking and kissing and giggling. Magnus twirls Alec around and the shadowhunter giggles.

Alec sometimes can’t believe how magical his life has become.

There’s a thunder and before they know it, it starts pouring.

“What has happened to New York? It doesn’t rain this time of the year?“ Magnus yells before he snaps his finger and an umbrella appears.

He pulls Alec closer by his bicep. “Come here. You’re getting all wet.”

Alec’s eyes widen as he sees the umbrella appear out of nowhere.

Fuck.

How does one tell their partner or anyone for that matter that they are scared of umbrellas?

No one in the world fears umbrella—no one except Alec, that is.

“Alexander?” Magnus calls for him again when Alec doesn’t move. His boyfriend pushes the button and covers his head from the rain with the object.

Evil object, Alec thinks.

And okay fine, he’s got no logic for that but it’s evil. He can feel it.

“What?” Magnus asks.

Alec can only do two things here. Tell Magnus about his fear of umbrellas or lie. So, he chooses to lie.

Easy.

“What are you doing?” Alec asks the warlock.

Magnus raises an eyebrow, “trying not to get wet, Alexander. What do you think?”

Alec gives him a sheepish smile as he replies, “It’s a beautiful night.”

“Not anymore.”

“It is.”

Magnus throws his hand in the air, “Okay, it is. And?”

“Come dance in the rain with me?”

“Darling, no. This outfit cost me a lot. I’m not letting it get ruined,” Magnus explains.

It’s hard to convince Magnus to do anything when it’s about fashion. There’s only a thing or two in the world that can convince Magnus.

One of those things, Alec can always use.

His eyes crinkle at the corner and a bashful smile appears on his face. He lets out a hand in Magnus’s direction. “Please, baby. Come dance with me?”

“I’m very comfortable under the umbrella?” Magnus pouts and Alec chuckles because he can see Magnus’s resolve slipping. He knows he’s halfway there.

“It’s been a while since we’ve got the night to ourselves. Things have been busy lately,” Alec whispers, close to Magnus’s mouth this time.

Magnus groans loudly, “You are an evil man, Alexander.”

Alec chuckles as Magnus throws the umbrella away and tugs Alec closer by the lapels of his jacket, kissing the breath out of him.

The rain pours over the two of them and Alec’s been halfway drenched already but Magnus gets all wet now too. His maroon shirt sticks tight to his body now, his skin visible now and Alec feels his heart beat rapidly. He drags his hand in Magnus’s hair and he kisses his boyfriend with a fervour.

When they pull back, Magnus looks so happy with that smile on his face. He creates a bit of a distance between them and lets out a hand.

“I was promised a dance, shadowhunter.”

Alec grins as he takes Magnus’s hand in his and twirls him around.

[potato-jem]

i just realised that i still have my notes from watching the mortal instruments movie for the first time in my notes app, because i wanted to share my thoughts with my best friend. 

so naturally, i’m going to put it on the internet. 

LILY COLLINS OMG

‘it’s my birthday, i wanna go to a club,’ don’t, you have no idea what you’re getting yourself into

oh hello jocelyn *tucks hair behind ear*

luke looks too old and too young at the same time

ok clary is a better friend than me, i would never attend a poetry reading

simon you couldn’t be more obvious if you tried

how did she do that in her coffee without looking

why does she want to get in a club just because it has a mysterious symbol on it

AYO ISABELLE??!!!

clary dearest, when we see mysterious people stab someone, we do not scream

jace looks like he’s sucked on a lemon (actually low-key what i thought tom riddle should look like)

clary you literally did this, why are you surprised about the symbols hanging up in your room

jace, when we like a girl, we do not show up at coffee shops in some thing that looks like an eBay cosplay knockoff 

HOLD THE PHONE, JACE IS BRITISH?

jocelyn is so hot

why is jace standing like that

girlboss gatekeep gaslight

is the dog meant to be the lizard thing

okay why did jace kill it, clary needed her girl boss moment

‘okay, i did just save your life’ i may have giggled

why does jace immediately know it’s the cup

i don’t remember anything she’d want me to forget

of course simon makes a dnd reference

sorry, i cannot take the humping leg guy seriously, like his haircut, his accent

jace said acab

clary, girl. don’t just ask men to strip for you, especially himbos like jace

alec looks WAY too old

isabelle looks too dorky

BAHAHAHA HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE SILENT BROTHERS SERIOUSLY

not jace and my granddad saying the same thing at the cemetery 

WHERE IS THE THING WHERE JACE PULLS HER HAIR OUT, THAT WAS TOO CUTE NOT TO INCLUDE

oh there it is

they don’t have guns in the book ffs

alec is such a piss baby in this

when did this turn into fifty shades of grey

the gang of vampires looks like a scene out of a horror video game

fight scene to techno? a vibe?

TWILIGHT 2.0

nvm, jace is also a piss baby

‘my one true love is myself’ ‘at least you don’t have to worry about rejection’ ‘i turn myself down once in a while to keep it interesting’

the garden looks familiar 

jace stop being emo

ew 

why are they dry all of a sudden

‘why didn’t you say you had him in your bed? we wouldn’t all fit’ stop being petty jace

why does it take a minute for jace to take off all his weapons

i think you need your door fixed

um where’s simon’s archery skills

clary, hug jace too

fuck you hodge

why does valentine look like a pirate

THE WAY THE WOLF TOOK OUT THE KID HAHAHAHAH

how did luke get dressed that quickly

me @ children

has if hodge spoils the whole jace x clary plot line

i love how magnus only raises his hood a little: a warlock? *lifts hood slightly* MAGNUS THE WARLOCK?

‘can you see it?’ *looks up at burning orange beacon of light* ‘idk maybe’

tf why is jocelyn floating like that

okay why did you crave it on your hand

YES CLARY KILL HIM

valentine doesn’t deserve rights

isabelle looks like a ghostbuster with a flamethrower

this sounds like a male tennis match

SPARRING

question, how did valentine do the pentagram with spears

sorry for laughing, but asking someone if they like to play music before slamming their face into a piano…

YUH KICK HIS ASS CLARY

snow in da library, let’s go

clean up, clean up, everybody everywhere

some matilda type shit

not jace using pick up lines when he thinks clary’s his sister *cue sweet home alabama*

why isn’t the motorcycle flying