#gen 1: teulia

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Guess who dropped by!!!!!!! That's right - Miss Sinful DJ!!!!!!! But instead of showing up in the nude, she had the decency to cover her legs!!!!!!! But her chest and arms were still distractingly exposed!!!!! I warned Jeb that he should stay OUT of the living room to avoid her seductive temptations!!!!!!!!

Though, I wonder if she'd be interested in Jeb at all!!!! Poor Teulia has chosen the dark path of sexuality, embracing her sinful lust for other women!!!!!! Once you've turned your back on the Lord so fully that you'll commit abomination, why bother with men???

She was very interested in learning how to be a better daughter of the Lord, so I explained how covering cleavage and shoulders is even more important than covering legs!!!!!! She asked if we could go to my room so I could show her how to dress, but sadly there was no way to get there without exposing Jeb to her exposed flesh!!!!!! I promised to loan her a modesty undershirt the next time she came over - anything to help bring other women to the light of God!!!!! Teulia hasn't agreed to go to church yet, but these baby steps will surely guide her there!!!!!

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The DEPRAVITY of LESBIANS knows NO BOUNDS!!!!! If you all remember that UGLY DJ from the DEN OF SIN, she has CONTACTED ME to ASK ME ON A DATE!!!!!!! When I gave her my number on that post-it note, I EXPLICITLY told her that it was so she could call to LEARN ABOUT JESUS!!!!! Instead she tries to SOLICIT my BODY!!!! Lord, have MERCY on her, for if I see her in the flesh again I might NOT!!!!!!

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Sin never sleeps, and neither do we!!!!!!

I happen to be the leader of a CHURCH CLUB!!!!!! We're called Watcherian MILFs - for the less hip, MILF means Mothers I'd Like To Friend, and we certainly ARE mothers who want to make friends!!!!!!! Or we will be!!!! Right now, only Kimi is a mommy, but Abby & I will join her in the glorious season of motherhood SOON!!!!!!

Today, WMILFs decided to go protest wickedness at a den of sin called a "nightclub"!!!!!!!

MY noble protest was trying to show the egregious whore the way to Jesus!!!!! I explained to her that God doesn't want women to WORK, and He most certainly does NOT want women to work in their undergarments!!!!!! If she'd only stop dying her hair unnatural colors, instead of a Satanic "disc jockey" she could be a virtuous "devotee of Jesus"!!!!!!

Meanwhile, WISE Kimi was pulling up Biblical quotes on the spot to persuade this man away from the Devil's dance floor!!!

He was TOTALLY taken with her, and who could blame him!!!!!! In a building full of women who smother their faces with slutty face paint and prance around in disgustingly skimpy clothes, a PURE woman with NATURAL beauty and GODLY modesty is a treasure!!!! I am NOT a lesbian, but if I WERE, I'd take Kimi over Jezebel-The-DJ ANY day!!!!!!!!

And then, to my DISGUST, I saw.... HIM!!!!!!! It is ONE thing if a man violates God's precious gender norms by wearing a skirt, and ANOTHER if he violates the norm UNFASHIONABLY!!!!!! It was as if he dressed JUST to irritate the poor eyes of everyone he'd meet today!!!!!!

After POLITELY explaining how God feels about his vile appearance, I realized I needed to leave to make Jeb's dinner!!!!!! He DESERVES a fresh, warm meal after working all day - and I'll need the practice for when it's the little ones who are replying on me!!!! A day in the life of a Watcherly woman is BUSY, but I'd rather be constantly on my feet for GOD than sit around TWIDDLING THE DEVIL'S THUMBS!!!!!!!!!!

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What a terrible day!!!!! First, I hear Mrs. Gratz at church divorced her husband - how COULD she?! - and then Teulia comes around to say she's found a new woman to teach her God's path!!!!! Well, what she SAID was that she "found someone else", but I can only assume she meant someone else to lead her to the light!!!!! I told her that it was very sad to hear she was looking for a new mentor, but she was still welcome to stop by any time she wanted to hear ME teach her about Jesus!!!!! I'm still very happy that Teulia is working towards the Lord, of course, but it was nice to be a teacher!!!!! Oh well - there's always my daughters!!!!!!!

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My LIFE is PLAGUED by SECULAR MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a FAITHFUL MARRIED WOMAN, I would NEVER dream of CHEATING on MY husband!!!!!!!!!!!

So I POLITELY asked Jeb to take me to the festival so EVERYONE can see that I BELONG TO HIM ONLY!!!!!!! He was HAPPY to OBLIGE!!!!!!!

I looked for my SECRET ADMIRER, and ran into ABIGAIL instead!!!!!! Apparently, she helps MAINTAIN the plants here as a good deed!!!!!!! I KNEW my lessons would pay off!!!!!!!

So I left Aubrey in her CRIB - where I could SEE HER!! - and went to EMBRACE Abi!!!!! She was SO GLAD to see me - she JUST found out she's PREGNANT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am PRAYING so very much that one or both of us have a BOY to marry a daughter to!!!!!!!!

We were STARVING, so we all ate together!!!! I would have LOVED to invite Abi's HUSBAND, but none of us could find him!!!!! But we aren't WORRIED - men can handle themselves!!!!! If anything, I'll be scolding him for ABANDONING poor Abigail!!!!!! She's a sweet, delicate, PREGNANT woman - she cannot DEFEND herself against robbers and murderers!!!!!!!

Later on, I saw a PROPHET OF THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!! This man claimed to be a "Love Guru" - ha!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!!!! Only GOD knows who HE chose as our SOULMATES, so this man was actually a CONMAN!!!!!!!! I had a few choice WORDS to say, mostly ABOUT JESUS!!!!!!! Lucky for him, I had to EXCUSE MYSELF to the LADIES ROOM, and that ended that!!!!!!

Some WONDERFUL music started playing, and Abigail and I started DANCING!!!!!! Silly as it is, I was getting ANGRY on her behalf - what GODLY man could leave such a BEAUTIFUL wife all alone?!

MY Godly husband sure didn't leave ME alone!!!!!!!! MOST men are more RATIONAL than WOMEN, but tonight Jeb made himself the EXCEPTION!!!! HONESTLY, the way he acted, you'd think I was DOING THE DEVIL'S TANGO with Abigail instead of a GOD HONORING BEST FRIEND DANCE!!!!!!!!!

But he is STILL my husband, and I must SUBMIT to him in ALL THINGS, so I APOLOGIZED for having the AUDACITY to DANCE!!!!!!!

I told him I'd dance with HIM, too, if it meant SO much!!!!!! That helped CALM him down!!!!!!! And soon the LOGICAL MAN I married was back!!!!!!! I'll ALWAYS love my Jeb, but I love him MOST when he's acting INTELLIGENT instead of JEALOUS!!!!!

It was getting LATE, so we grabbed Aubrey and went home!!!!! Jeb went right to bed, but as the MOMMY I got to stay up later to feed and bathe our little sweetheart!!!!!!! Today was EXHAUSTING, but MOTHERHOOD doesn't sleep until the BABY does!!!!!!!!