#gen 1: kimi

[watcherianlegacy]

You open up Faithbook and see a new post...

IT'S THE BIG DAY!!!!! Today, we celebrate JESUS, and the MIRACLE of his RESURRECTION FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!! NOTHING is more IMPORTANT than JESUS...

NOT EVEN MY CHILD!!!!! BUT I am SO GLAD to WELCOME my PRECIOUS and PERFECT first BABY into GOD'S WORLD!!!!!!!!!

As SOON as I went into LABOR, I called over THE LADIES to HELP!!!!!!! ABIGAIL has STUDIED being a MIDWIFE because, like ME, she wants ALL HOME BIRTHS!!!!!! And Kimi HAS had a HOME BIRTH, so her FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE was INVALUABLE!!!!!

IT'S A GIRL!!!!!! So we put HER in the PINK ROOM!!!!!!! Sweet, delicate little Aubrieta Abigail will ALWAYS know that SHE is a GIRL - no GENDER CONFUSION or BODY MANGLING for THIS daughter of God!!!!!!!!!

WELCOME, sweet Aubrey!!!!! I can't WAIT for Jeb to get home - he's in for a SURPRISE!!!!!!!

[gifthegrid]

2025 Rookie Roundtable! | Fernando is a Rookie (x)

[16wheelerhorse]

“how are we holding up, guys?”

the guys:

[britney-rosberg06]

i can’t believe laura winter doesn’t understand the rookie alonso jokes 😭😭

[mini-version]

OMFG I HAVE TO POST THIS—KIMI WAS SO SURE OF THAT ANSWER AND DIDN'T REALISE NOT EVERYONE MIGHT GET THAT JOKE—HER FACE, EVERYONE AGREEING WITH KIMI, OLLIE NOT EXACTLY HELPING HER CASE, HER OBVIOUSLY JUST WANTING THIS QUESTION TO GO AWAY 😭

(Saw this from a post on x btw)

[twasmayfield]

f1 rookies + gen v au

context: gen v is a spin off show set in the same universe as the amazon show, the boys. its set at godolkin university, a university specifically catered to those with powers. i haven't finished gen v as a whole (mostly because im lazy and also because yk i just dont want to) and i've stopped watching the boys because i just didn't vibe with it anymore (its a complicated relationship), but this au has been stuck in my head so why not just copypaste what i've rambled on with @fizzlesticks12 (thankful that he lets me talk their ear off, i SWEAR) onto here

i also have a few ideas for the boys/the seven for the older/not rookie drivers. but thats still cooking because idk who'll be who yet

andrea kimi antonelli

golden boy of god u. basically the second coming of homelander (max verstappen maybe question mark). "god-like" abilities, but they just shot up the poor guy with a shitload of compound v sigh. enhanced reflexes & balance + maybe some time manipulation???? very fast, is a bitch about it. kimi's such a sacrificial lamb in this fuckass game they're (god u / vought) playing

liam lawson

enhanced durability and pain suppression, cannot feel pain BUT takes longer to heal and he's very annoyed by that. like wdym i got stabbed and now im bleeding out but i cannot feel anything???? its like a party trick to him. but he would not know that he's bleeding out until someone actually tells him sigh

oliver bearman

probability manipulation. luck is literally on his side, no matter what. probably the only one who is actually passing anything. BUT it comes back to bite him in the ass later the more time he uses it. he uses it to pass an exam? cool he gets sick during another exam and cannot retake it. balances shit out yk. murphy's law kinda vibes.

gabriel bortoleto

electrokinesis. STATIC BOYYYYYYYYYYYY. shoots out lightning, can short circuit other electronics. but the more he uses, the more his body generates a low level of static, meaning he shocks people if he’s not careful. could accidentally blow up the school rip

jack doohan

LET HIM LIVE. HE GETS ZERO BREAKS. bro's on a scholarship 😭 and suffering through everything in the span of like a couple months. precognition / short term future sight. does NOT help him with shit. oh yeah your coffee's gonna spill, i aint helping you clean it type shit. cannot sleep at night because bro sees EVERYTHING. and very much a chronic headache haver. "the voices- THE VOICES" - him probably

isack hadjar

shapeshifter ily. takes a few seconds to actually load tho, so he's just stickman standing during battle while his friends are literally dying. uses his powers for fun. can imitate other people's voices. downside is that he ends up SUPER tired after a while- and some of the things he shift into kinda leaves a semi permanent reminder on his body for like a week or so- depends on how much he did it.

[simsofcourtyardlane]

Aubrieta calls her friend. "Hi, Christina! Do you wanna come over? We can-"

"I'm not allowed, sorry."

"Huh?"

"My father says he doesn't want me to come to your house anymore. He says your whole family is rotten and bad and evil because you're letting my mother live with you."

"Nuh uh! I never said I was ok with that! Your dad's a stupid liar!"

"I'm sorry!" Christina S. weeps. "But he's my father, I can't go against him! I'm sorry!"

"Can I still see you at church?!"

"I- I don't know, I can ask-"

"Don't ask! Just do. If he takes you to church then we can still play together with Miss Dunlap."

"...Okay. I'll see you then."

[rewritingcanon]

Magic Hour by tuesday_piracy

Rating: T

Pairing: Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Potter

Summary: Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy live very different lives from one another, but when time and fate gets intertwined and tangled, they find themselves magically swapping bodies and on a journey to meet each other for the first time. Meanwhile, a star approaches.

Tags: Soulmate AU, Body Swapping, Your Name AU, Not Canon-Compliant, Light Fluff, Light Humour, Light Angst etc

(Chapter 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9)

Chapter 10: “He knew how Albus dealt with people like Karl, and thought about how different it was to how Scorpius handled it. The truth was, he didn’t. He spent the entire time holding his breath and waiting for the moment to be over, wishing to be invisible, wishing he didn’t have to exist with the knowledge that people were looking at him. He didn’t want to be anyone important. He had never had the desire for significance before. He wasn’t worth being picked on, but when he was, he wasn’t worth being defended, not even by himself.

But Albus defended Scorpius, and he defended himself too. Every time.

So perhaps it was because Scorpius had to be worth something now; Albus wouldn’t defend a nobody with no self-respect. Or, perhaps Scorpius felt he was worth more only because he was holding the body of someone worth more.”

[gaypoetsblog]

Oscar never beating the Kimi allegations

oscar is so unimpressed with lando’s acting here it’s actually cracking me up

[lateatnewyork]

GEN Z ON THE TRACK! 001

pairing: f1 grid x antonelli!reader, ollie bearman x reader

summary: the newest addition to the f1 track... is gen z through and through

extra information: kimi antonelli is your younger brother, you're reserve for mercedes, george broke his arm so you're stepping in. you and ollie have rivalry. (you can imagine u raced for any f2 team)

fc: no one

ynantonelli

liked by kimiantonelli, georgerussell and 503,298 others guess whos on the track for the rest of the season 🥳 view comments

lilyzneimer my favourite driver! ➥ ynantonelli my favourite mclaren person! ➥ oscarpiastri excuse me?? ➥ landonorris i thought we had something yn 😞 kimiantonelli thank god shes gone from here ➥ ynantonelli 🙄 paularon cant wait for the peace olliebearman (we're cheering cos youre gone) ➥ ynantonelli fuck you too this comment is deleted ➥ ynmywife NOT THE PR TEAM COMING FOR YNS ASS mercedesamg so excited! lewishamilton 😎 ➥ ynantonelli cant wait to over take you! logansargeant pls spare me ➥ ynantonelli no one is safe ❤️ yukitsunoda yipee ➥ ynantonelli yipee! charlesleclerc dont run me over ➥ ynantonelli no promises you fraternize with dogs ➥ olliebearman YN IM NOT A DOG ➥ ynantonelli your words not mine ➥ ynantonelli i was talking about leo alexalbon YAYY ➥ alexalbon this is lily i lost my phone ➥ ynantonelli LILY! ➥ ynantonelli leave alex. ➥ alexalbon yn its me again wtf?

f1updates

liked by ynantonelli, mercedesamg and 349,284 others YN Antonelli retires from the rest of the F2 season to race for Mercedes-Amg in Formula 1. Antonelli is stepping in for George Russell who broke his arm for reasons we still do not know. We wish YN the best of luck in Formula 1. view comments

ynloml wishing luck to the drivers instead ➥ ynmywife FR user09 who was she on top of in the first picture? ➥ user59 nah man yn was holding kimi up ➥ user42 yeah shes crazy strong

f1wags

liked by f1updates, f1gossip and 492,481 others yn antonelli seen with a man before her home race in Italy. view comments

kimiantonelli ok what ➥ user09 even kimi didnt know 😭 ynloml NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ynsno1fan this feels like an invasion of privacy

olliebearman

liked by paularon, kushmaini and 144,537 others she took these if u care view comments

ynantonelli no one cares ➥ olliebearman no one asked ynantonelli ew ➥ olliebearman says u ynantonelli jumpscare ➥ olliebearman dont u have a boyfriend ➥ ynantonelli cant believe u have a girlfriend charlesleclerc i have a daughter in law?? ➥ oscarpiastri i have a sister in law?? alexanderasaintmleux tell her to come over ➥ kimiantonelli YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS ➥ landonorris pls tell us paularon cutie ➥ ynantonelli oh! ➥ paularon so its ok when u do it to ur friends but not when i do it ➥ ynantonelli yeah? ➥ paularon flipping sexism user09 YN AND OLLIE GONE?! ➥ user48 my ship broke and sank like the titanic ➥ ollieyn what if theyre dating each other ➥ danielricciardo nice try they hate each other ➥ user59 DANIEL?????

livef1updates

liked by lilymhe, mercedesamg and 239,482 others live from the Imola GP, YN Antonelli's radio comments are disabled

ynantonelli

liked by maxverstappen, charlesleclerc and 693, 529 others lando we can be world champion i said view comments

maxverstappen can u delete the middle picture pls and thank you ➥ ynantonelli nope ❤️ charlesleclerc the caption 😕 ➥ ynantonelli i told u no ones safe kimiantonelli im telling mama u drank champagne ➥ ynantonelli im telling her about you then ➥ ynantonelli and your actually underage olliebearman congratulations i guess ➥ ynantonelli thanks i guess ➥ oscarpiastri wtf just happened ➥ paularon ^ ➥ kushmaini ^ ➥ arthurleclerc ^ ➥ kimiantonelli ^ ➥ landonorris you guys are gonna ruin their one civil moment lewishamilton good job 😎 ➥ ynantonelli thanks lewis ! maxverstappen cannot believe u beat me ➥ ynantonelli girl are just better ! ➥ landonorris real! ➥ maxverstappen lando you're not a girl alexanderasaintmleux YAY ➥ ynantonelli ILY kellypiquet so proud of u bby ➥ ynantonelli 🥹🫶 lilymhe cant believe how far you've come ! ➥ ynantonelli STOP ILYSM

ynantonelli

liked by olliebearman, lilyzneimer and 739,481 others when the plans make it out of the grid (i didnt invite ollie) tagged: kimiantonelli, lilymhe & alexalbon, arthurleclerc, logansargeant, totowolff, lewishamilton, olliebearman, oscarpiastri & lilyzneimer, paularon view comments

user09 i wonder what a grid hangout looks like ➥ ynantonelli it has: kimi almost falling off the boat, alex almost falling off the cart, arthur getting pushed into the sea, logan thinking he got stung by a jellyfish, lewis teaching toto how to ride a bike, ollie being scared of horses, oscar and lily being in their own world, and paul being too busy taking photos to order his food paularon bro posted the worst photo of me ➥ ynantonelli news flash: you look like that all the time lilyzneimer YOU'RE SO GOOD AT TAKING PHOTOS ➥ ynantonelli ur so photogenic its super easy 😍 ynantonelli guys charlesleclerc and alexanderasaintmleux came too ➥ ynantonelli they just had to leave early cos leo didn't like paul ➥ paularon pretty sure he didnt like ollie ➥ olliebearman nah bro pets love me especially cats its prolly kimi lilymhe STOP SO THATS WHY U LEFT EARLY ➥ ynantonelli idk what ur on abt kimiantonelli cant believe both u n ollie left early to go to ur bf/gf ➥ kimiantonelli wait kimiantonelli YN ANSWER MY CALLS ➥ ynantonelli no ❤️

f1updates

liked by olliebearman, susiewolff and 591,284 others YN Antonelli wins Singapore GP ahead one lap of everyone else. She kept the lead since lap 7 of a 62 lap race. After her win, she jumped out of her car and jumped into F2 driver Oliver Bearman's arms. The two were believed to have shared a rivalry on the track during YN's F2 days, but perhaps that rivalry was all fake. view comments

kimiantonelli nah bro she dead user09 THATS ACTUALLY CRAZY user82 i need time to process this ynmywife so the rivalry wasnt real 😭 paularon ok what ollieyn YES user54 the one race kimi's not in the garage 😭 totowolff what ➥ user58 bro calling the pr team asap landonorris what did i tell you user28 I TOLD YOU ALL

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user58 ok but she looks so happy ➥ user32 fr user11 the way ollie twists her to hide her from the cameras user41 height difference i need 😣 user53 theyre so hot user92 wait so whos the wag ➥ user42 deffo ollie user43 kimi prolly fuming ➥ user98 what is he gonna do hes like 5'6 😭 user48 they havent said anything yet the interviews are in a bit

ynantonelli

liked by olliebearman, lilymhe and 729,381 others loverboy ❤️ comments are disabled

olliebearman

liked by ynantonelli, alexanderasaintmleux and 492,583 others lovergirl ❤️ view comments

kimiantonelli im gonna run u off the track ➥ premaracing no u wont paularon kimi's gonna kill you user09 THE FIRST PICTURE IM FOLDING oscarpiastri who taught u how to take such good pictures ➥ olliebearman yn 😭 charlesleclerc MY DAUGHTER IN LAW ➥ alexanderasaintmleux nuh uh shes my daughter only alexalbon crazy u didnt even tell me logansargeant this is a wild revelation kushmaini im scared for u dude premaracing our favourite driver and wag ➥ olliebearman ynantonelli they called u a wag u gonna take that ➥ ynantonelli pretty sure they called u a wag ➥ premaracing ^ lilymhe YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTEEE lilyzneimer oscarpiastri learn how to take pictures like that pls ➥ oscarpiastri ok 😞 ynantonelli ollie baby u were meant to turn the comments off 😭 ➥ olliebearman oops ynantonelli i love you ➥ olliebearman i love you too

a/n OSCAR WON YIPEEE i lowkey feel bad for oscar tho like the way lando ignore him on the podium, mclarens lowkey messed up for this

[watcherianlegacy]

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Sin never sleeps, and neither do we!!!!!!

I happen to be the leader of a CHURCH CLUB!!!!!! We're called Watcherian MILFs - for the less hip, MILF means Mothers I'd Like To Friend, and we certainly ARE mothers who want to make friends!!!!!!! Or we will be!!!! Right now, only Kimi is a mommy, but Abby & I will join her in the glorious season of motherhood SOON!!!!!!

Today, WMILFs decided to go protest wickedness at a den of sin called a "nightclub"!!!!!!!

MY noble protest was trying to show the egregious whore the way to Jesus!!!!! I explained to her that God doesn't want women to WORK, and He most certainly does NOT want women to work in their undergarments!!!!!! If she'd only stop dying her hair unnatural colors, instead of a Satanic "disc jockey" she could be a virtuous "devotee of Jesus"!!!!!!

Meanwhile, WISE Kimi was pulling up Biblical quotes on the spot to persuade this man away from the Devil's dance floor!!!

He was TOTALLY taken with her, and who could blame him!!!!!! In a building full of women who smother their faces with slutty face paint and prance around in disgustingly skimpy clothes, a PURE woman with NATURAL beauty and GODLY modesty is a treasure!!!! I am NOT a lesbian, but if I WERE, I'd take Kimi over Jezebel-The-DJ ANY day!!!!!!!!

And then, to my DISGUST, I saw.... HIM!!!!!!! It is ONE thing if a man violates God's precious gender norms by wearing a skirt, and ANOTHER if he violates the norm UNFASHIONABLY!!!!!! It was as if he dressed JUST to irritate the poor eyes of everyone he'd meet today!!!!!!

After POLITELY explaining how God feels about his vile appearance, I realized I needed to leave to make Jeb's dinner!!!!!! He DESERVES a fresh, warm meal after working all day - and I'll need the practice for when it's the little ones who are replying on me!!!! A day in the life of a Watcherly woman is BUSY, but I'd rather be constantly on my feet for GOD than sit around TWIDDLING THE DEVIL'S THUMBS!!!!!!!!!!

[argentavismonsunosideblog]

Things I would have liked to see in Monsuno Part 1

Bekka actually having weight in the story, we find out she's Master Ey's daughter and then we NEVER see her again. I kinda want her to mirror Beyal's relationships with Monsuno's, she does not possess the Sight nor can she have visions but she has Flawless control and communications skills with her Monsuno.

While Beyal has a telepathic connection with Glowblade (At least in my rewrite), Bekka communicates with Sizzler through a complex system of hand signs, clicking of her tongue and whistling that she developed to make up for her Bow of Silence.

Just her having the sweetiest and calmest demeanor while she wreaks your shit, I LOVE gentle, well mannered female characters with soft voices that can AND WILL kick your ass.

Pozzo having a backstory of smth, he BARELY has any dialogue if none at all in his 7-ish mins of screen time. Also, she reminds me of Casca XDD

How the hell did the Desert Wolves formed, Jack both unnerves and annoys the crap outta me (Props to his VA, he flipping nailed the psycho)

Also How mythology would work In-Universe, if Beyal is the somewhat Buddhist set of beliefs, how does Monsuno looked like in different countries and cultures? We have Mayan type piramids with Monsuno statues in canon, Were they seen as Gods? Calamities? Does one Culture see and worships them as Benevolent, generous Deities that aid humanity when it most needs them while other portrays them as Creatures of Destruction? The Untamable, Amoral Force of Nature?

Spike appearing more in general, getting a redemption arc after his whole vendetta with Dax, and eventually becoming a supporting character down the road. Also as a glimpse into Dax's older life and the things they BOTH had to do in order to survive all by themselves in the world.

Filler episodes

FILLER EPISODES

FILLER EPISODES

How does Team Core-Tech play boardgames? Dax is a beast at any and all card games, also a chronic cheater just for shits and giggles, HE WILL leave you bankrupt and beyond if you bet money, he does not shut up and will mess with you for the entirety of the game to make you slip plus SUCH a sore loser.

Jinja has Avengers Level Threat Gamer Rage, she WILL flip the board you DO NOT KNOW FEAR until you play with her, Bren is the BIGGEST sore loser right next to Dax, Beyal is a pro at games that have to do anything with Memory and Knowledge like Jeopardy, he IS a walking, breathing encyclopedy, also adept at Checkers, Chess and Go, nothing impressive but still can hold his own.

Him and Chase are the only ones that are chill to play anything with without risking collateral damage.

Kimi developing as a character and becoming a supporting part of the cast, also just more very young kids in general that stumble upon the world of Monsuno, basically a small cast of The Next Gen of Monsuno Controllers.

She bonding with Beyal pretty easily bc they both have Gifts, he teaches her the ropes of The Sight and bonding with a Monsuno, paralleling Chase as well, at the beginning he was VERY exhausting to work with for Beyal bc not only was he fairly new in the Monsuno World, he also had A LOT of things in his mind as well as being plagued by doubts an' stuff while Kimi is the responsible and Disciplined student to Chase's Fuck it We Ball mentality which Beyal may or may not give a judgemental side eye much to the Leader's chagrin.

Her Gift actually having weight in the story, Are all Monsunos Chill with being controlled by someone that isn't their owner? What would happen if she met a A Wild Monsuno? Can she accidentally piss off a Monsuno that does NOT like her Gift?

Her power seems the type of thing that would have the Desert Wolves after her since she's the antithesis of Jack's 'Absolute Freedom' ideology, Would Freedom Striker feel threatened by her?

Freedom Striker being the one odd exception to the partnership between Monsunos and Humans, HE is the one that tells Jack what to do, not the other way around, he is set dead on on Monsuno's returning 'To the Source' aka, the Essence burrowing underground, he feels that Humans have 'Soiled' their Perfect Existence with their scientific tampering in order to Use them As Tools and that Monsunos are, at their Core (Heh) Being of Destruction that will expand all over the Universe until there's NOTHING but MONSUNO.

He is unnervingly adept at manipulating other Monsunos and planting seeds of doubt, abused and/or Mistreated Monsunos are the perfect victims to join his cult Ehem, his Fight for FreedomTM.

Monsuno ACTUALLY having dialogues, Jack can canonically HEAR THEM TALK, I would have loved to have had them having conversations between them or arguments in opposing factions, What voice claim would you give Lock? Personally I like Christopher Lee, May he rest in peace.

Jack either going (Even more) ballistic after losing his 'Gift' or actually having his true personality come back after Freedom Striker not being able to talk to him anymore. Also having a debt of sorts to Bekka AND Beyal bc of his guilt at having killed Master Ey, Jack may be Many, MANY THINGS but a (Human) murderer is not one of them.

The guilt will follow him to his grave.

Jinja's ANYTHING background, the only thing we know abt her is that she's loaded AND HER BIRTHDAY, like girl, WHO ARE YOU!?

The Bookman actually being more of a threat, make him full on a Cult Leader that brainwashes people into doing his bidding, him selling this smoke and mirrors idea of creating Paradise or smth, that he's the second coming or whatever and that's how he gets the funding for his whole operation, by stripping his Followers dry off of all their belongings, finances and properties, make him a terrifying man not through being physicaly imposing nor strong but by portraying the very real threat of Cult Leaders doing the most heinous things known to man for long and often unpunished periods of time that predates on the vulnerable and weak.

Cashing in on the Snake VS Rat dynamic that Glowblade and Librax had, Like, C'mon, the parallels and Symbolism write themselves.

Beyal kinda NOT being the very, VERY last of his kind? I would have liked seeing more Monk survivors, Beyal and Master Ey being the only ones left irks me a little in regards to storytelling.

Dax has a LOT of trauma he hasn't unpacked (NOR HE EVER PLANS TO, THANKS A LOT) nothing over the top, I'm talking abt glimpses, his mother's death being worse than it actually was, How long did it take for someone to find him and send him to the orphanage? The whole warzone that his village ended up looking like, you can't tell me HE DIDN'T SAW THINGS his young child mind locked up waaaaay back and threw the key on a well bc OH BOY DO I HAVE IDEAS.

How the hell did he got his rivalry with Klipse? How did he became Important enough to be noticed by this narcissistic madman and not just another random kid in search for revenge? And not JUST because he worked with Jeredy, nu-uh, I want Mr. Delincuent Searched in 16 Fk Provinces going borderline Mission: Impossible on Klipse's trail and achieving mutual 'Destroy on Sight' rivalry, Is that too much to ask?

Dom Pyro staying terrifying for a bit longer, THE DUDE IS A SERIAL KILLER THAT MAKES MOLTEN STATUES OUT OF HIS VICTIMS.

And one last thing, (Inhales):

KLIPSE, WHERE YOUR AWESOME, EPIC TOXIC TRANSFORMATION AT!?!?

[16wheelerhorse]

bro was feeling philosophical.

go to bed 😭

edit:

look who’s a loyal follower!

[deus-ex-mona]

ok ngl i think there’s way too much overthinking when it comes to the hw’s gen 3 timeline (esp when it comes to hiyori’s story, bc let’s face it: it’s gloriously messy)

and so, my spicin’ hot, incredibly dumb take is: there are 2 separate ‘verses of hiyori’s story. 1: a princely love interest au with asuka in the novels, and 2: the canon story with nagisa

‘verse 1: let hiyori have her prince, please!!

the novel ‘verse is fairly straightforward, i’d say, with nonfantasy (nonfan) leading smoothly into heroine ikusei keikaku (heroiku), especially since ascana + maeda were established as cameo characters in nonfan. and heroiku even has an mv!!! so that should be how the canon story is supposed to go, right?

‘verse 2: oh but, the mvs say… what?????

fast forward to the dark ages (read: the [redacted] anime), and the timeline has become ✨a hot mess✨. asuka was booted from the plot (along with his fellow streamer idol bf), nagisa has been slotted in as hiyori’s love interest(?) for a grand total of, what, 30 minutes of total screentime, only to be never seen again, and yujiro’s police encounter has been revealed to be because… he (aged 15) snuck into a bar to rescue his younger brother???? but, no, this isn’t about yujiro. let’s put him aside for a sec.

anyways, with nagisa’s (honestly objectively forced) introduction into the main gen 3 plot, there came a new pair of songs to the love series lineup: heroine wa heikin ika. (heroika) and suki na ko ni usotsuita. (sukiuso).

first off, heroika: the plot of heroika mainly draws from the [redacted] anime, from the second half of ep 6 all the way to the end of ep 7, along with a small background exposition of nghy’s middle school life (in hiyori’s pov, nagisa’s a well-liked hero who even has a fanclub, and she’s just a background character in comparison… but, wait, everyone seems to think that they’re dating?? why???? there’s no way!!!!!!), so there seems to be kind of an assumption that the viewer has seen the episodes in question, as hiyori doesn’t touch on her makeover at all.

but the main point of it is that hiyori doesn’t know what it means to be in love, which is. y’know. pretty different from her attitude towards love in heroiku.

and next: sukiuso: sukiuso is the complementary song to heroika, giving exposition to background events in heroika (the “your skirt didn’t suit you” scene from nghy’s childhood, the mention of hiyori’s makeover, the reason for nagisa’s tokyo visit, the confession that hiyori was having a crisis™️ over in heroika) amidst nagisa’s whipped fawning over hiyori for 3 minutes and 47 seconds.

put heroika and sukiuso together, and you basically have 80% of the picture about the good parts in eps 6-7. there’s less lxl involvement ofc, but this isn’t about them.

and, following the [redacted] anime’s lead, heroine tarumono! (herotaru)’s plot comes in rather easily after nagisa’s return to izumo. chizuchan puts up pictures of hiyori’s lxl-given makeover for the asuka confession nagisa meet and greet, chizuchan and hiyori duke it out in the halls, then they make up, and now they’re closer than ever. yay for friendship!

[i assume heroine to idol (heroidol) happens somewhere around here in an unspecified time, in which hiyori realises just how charming idols like lxl are, probably after working with them for quite a while. fly high, hiyori… i hope you don’t see their repaint dance…]

and so, hard cut to a year later, in kimi wo kawaikusaseta no wa doko no doitsu (kimikawaii) we see hiyori, as a second year, return home to izumo! she’s looking cuter than ever, and now it’s nagisa’s turn to have a crisis™️ about what in the world happened in the time they were apart.

but, either way, as of the time of this post, heroine no hero is coming out soon™️, and from the title and jacket illustration, hiyori, our all-loving heroine, has finally realised her feelings for nagisa in their uni arc!!!! huge win!!!! nghy for life!!!!!!!

but wait, you say, two songs have been forgotten!!!

and to that, well~~~~~~

koiiro ni sake: the creators have mentioned multiple times in supplementary media (magazine interviews, ymk’s fanbox) that hiyori and yujiro were never meant to be a couple. they’re just a pair of gen 3 students that appeared to indicate that a new gen was about to begin. that’s all. koiiro is not, and never has been, evidence for yhy canon.

heroiku: this. this is pretty much the song that throws all of the timeline theories into disarray, from ascana’s appearance, to the possibility of 2 lxl makeovers, to hiyori’s longing to fall in love with a prince that just… turned into genuine confusion about what it means to love.

and to that, this is where you need to prepare the pitfall traps as i say… heroiku… is the theme song for ‘verse 1: the au novel ‘verse with asuka. granted, it has nothing to do with the current main timeline, but it’s a fun little song that gave us hiyori content when we needed it the most (back when all we had was the nonfan novel and mv). it’s hiyori’s very first solo song, her second trio song with her 2 besties (for the 4th special ed), and it showed us how she landed the unfortunate job as lxl’s manager.

so, all in all, i think hiyori’s story song/mv-wise goes:

[1st verse of heroiku (becoming the manager of lxl)] -> [helping out in the filming of the nonfan mv (not actually seen in-mv)] -> [heroika/sukiuso] -> [herotaru] -> [sunny party (and probably heroidol)] -> [kimikawaii] -> [herohero]

…or so i think. it’s pretty choppy, but it makes more sense (to me) than hiyori going from “can i become a heroine if i fall in love with a dashing prince?” to “hahshdjshsjajsjajsjsja w h a t is love??? tell me julieta~~~” in just a matter of weeks/months…

i know the thought that they released an au before the canon story is pretty weird, but… these are the same people who came up with ultimate puu, so… y’know~~~ stuff gets weird around ‘ere~~~~~

but i dunno for sure~~~~ the hw timeline has always been weird, between novels, anime adaptations, and even within the mvs (even sometime within the same mv) themselves~~~

just look at the summer session mv for instance. gen 1 has always been the most straightforward gen, and the summer session mv has. like. 3 timelines going on all at once (nacchan saying that haruki returned to japan [when he only left after they graduated], mochiaka fireworks confession [???], and the harucouple scenes seeming to take place while they were in high school [as seen in the harucouple anime]). also, the summer session novel takes place 2 years after they graduated, so there’s now a 4th summer session timeline thrown in. cheers!!!! and that’s not even counting the summer session 2021 novel, which has both flashbacks and flashforwards! yay!!!!

…and so i genuinely think it’s best to just roll with the most recent official media as they come. no need to overthink anything; just sit back, relax, and enjoy the nghy~~~~

that’s all. thank you for reading this unnecessarily long essay (if you did), and goodbye~~~~~~

[badasscoffeemug]

expanding on my tags on this wonderful drawing by @moeyoon (hope that's okay), because i can, in fact, not stop thinking about it. guess i'll hereby out myself as an insane f1 girlie but i have Thoughts, so:

bucktommy formula 1 drivers au

buck is absolutely max verstappen-esque, a prodigy already a standout in karting but really caught the attention of several driver academies the moment he set foot in a single-seater

rough around the edges but with so much raw speed everyone Knows he's something special. aka the exact type the red bull driver academy of old would've loved

so he's signed, thrown into toro rosso/alpha tauri/vcarb (whichever name the faenza-based rb junior team is called at the time), impresses, gets promoted to red bull racing, becomes their Golden Boy. the One they rest their hopes and dreams on

his driving style is aggressive, daring, especially in his early years in the sport. maybe he causes a few incidents. maybe some other drivers aren't too fond of his antics. what of it?

but he's good, undeniably. and he mellows out over the years, though he never loses that edge, never afraid to push it right to the limit on track (just knows how to pick his battles now)

his attitude is a bit divisive with the audience, but he is well-liked in the paddock, even good friends with some of his peers. he is fiercely loyal to his team, absolutely intends to stay with them for the rest of his career (that's his Family), but does not put up with any shit and does not hold back from speaking his mind when he's unhappy with things

generational talent, even his detractors won't deny. won at least 3 world drivers' championships to show for it (i'm giving him 5-6 if we're going by buck's current canon age, but i'd probably age 'em down a bit if i ever were to flesh this au out further, for realism's sake)

bonus: buck fucking kills the grill the grid challenges every year, he is filled to the brim with trivia knowledge and hypercompetitive, that's His thing

(reference, max verstappen's action of the year winning overtake in 2019, max winning in 2024, max and his beloved engineer gp)

tommy, on the other hand, is part of the old gen. nearing retirement at this point. well past his prime, but you don't get to stick around for this long if you aren't still good

where i envision a near one-on-one comparison to verstappen's career trajectory for buck, i don't exactly have a clear one for tommy's. but probably something halfway between fernando alonso and kimi räikkönnen

he's talented from the jump, but the timing is never quite right, always driving at his best during someone else's dominance. changes teams a fair few times. never quite lived up to his perceived potential. some may call it "poor career choices", but that's easy with hindsight

did one significant stint at a top team though and got one, maybe two wdcs out of it

"retires" a champion, does some other motorsport (rallying probably, maybe some nascar races for fun) comes back a year later for the love of the game

a known asset for any team due to his experience and renowned skills regarding car set-up and development

doesn't care much for the media side of things, has a bit of a reputation as standoffish, though every team will insist he's great to work with even if he doesn't socialize much

his illustrious career lends to some reverence though, some of the younger gen drivers may even name tommy kinard as their idol, if they were the right age to grow up watching him race at the peak of his success

as for current teams i'd put him in aston martin i think, alonso-like role. alpine would love to have him but anyone with a bit of reputation to spare would steer clear of that mess right now, sauber maybe but tommy's better than dead last, haas was an option but he's still a champion and they cannot afford a driver with that type of salary lmao

(reference, kimi räikönnen in 2007, fernando alonso in the 2023 aston martin)

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Was talking to a @pastryoscar about explaining F1 with kpop and it's just been stuck in my mind so here u go (kpop x f1 pt1)

Teams -> Companies

The 'Big 3'

SM ---- Reb Bull (they're just problematic, love their scandals. They drop drivers like how SM drops idols)

YG --- Mercedes (eh)

JYP --- Ferrari (A lot of talent but a lot of clowns as well unfortunately)

(And) HYBE --- Mclaren (eh vibes)

Technically Red Bull would be HYBE cuz they're the 'newer' one of the teams similary to how HYBE joined the party later however I'm going off vibes so🤷‍♀️

The rest of the teams; VCARB (sister team to RB), Williams, Aston Martin, Kick Sauber (soon to be Audi), Haas, Alpine. And coming soon, Cadallac.

Drivers -> Groups(?)

I'm not sure if this one makes the most sense but the drivers are the groups, there are 2 drivers per team. (F1 also has blaring neon green team *pkachipa pow pow* )

Race locations (24) -> Music Shows, Sales (would be points) etc

F1 goes around the world to different locations in order to hold races, currently there's 24 locations on the calendar. The top 10 Drivers get points, which are added throughout the year. Similarly to how kpop idols go on Music Shows to perform and hopefully get a win.

Constructors/ Drivers Championship -> The Daesung

Just how the daesung is the big prize (literally) in the kpop world + for kpop idols, similarly the Constructor + Driver Championships are the grand prize (+ alot of money) for teams and drivers. The difference is, only ONE driver gets the World Drivers Championship (WDC). The World Constructors Championship (WCC) is the prize given to the 'best' team. WDC -> points of 1 driver, WCC -> points of both drivers in a team.

1st Gen -> Juan Manuel Fangio, Jackie Stewart, Jim Clark etc

2nd Gen -> Aryton Senna, Michael Schumacher, Niki Lauda, Nigel Mansell, Alain Prost etc

3rd Gen -> Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, Sebastian Vettel, Nico Rosberg, Fernando Alonso,Jenson Button,Nico Hulkenburg, Carlos Sainz etc

4th Gen -> Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri, Alex Albon, Lance Stroll, Esteban Ocon, Yuki Tsunoda, George Russell, Charles Leclerc, Pierre Gasly etc

5th Gen -> Isack Hadjar, Ollie Bearman, Kimi Antonelli, Gabriel Bortelto, Franco Colapinto, Fernando Alonso (this is a running inside joke)

(These are not 100% accurate, this just like a guess/estimate. Not of all of the driver's debut into f1 exactly fall into that exact gen yrs)

And that's it for now, that's all I could think of.