#gen//shin eprocto

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Hey- I recovered this long ass list of fart hcs for most of the male characters (except minors and xingqiu and barely zhongli for some reason) I have no idea what version the game was when I made this but the notepad file says that it was last modified on September 13, 2021, so a lot of newer characters weren't accounted for. I kinda don't support most of these hcs btw. You do whatever you want with them ^^ This is a complete copy paste of what I wrote:

I am here once again to make these because I enjoy doing them. Yay, more for the men characters because there is barely any.EVERYONE IS 18+!! I am going in alphabetical order this time so that means

Starting off with ... Aether:

His farts: are moderate to be honest. nothing to say

Frequency: Ehm, not that often but not too little? its in the middle ok

Smell: They are just like any normal fart honestly.

Side notes: None.

Albedo:

His farts: are small, squeaky, or extremely quiet but if you focused your attention you could hear it.

Frequency: Honestly, he gassy but not very gassy if u know what I mean. His average would probably be 8-11 times a day.

Smell: I really cannot see his farts smelling too bad so im gona go with that. Maby they are odorless at times? Sometimes they smell like spoiled milk and beef i guess.

Side Notes: He tries his best to hide them from you, he doesn't understand the fetish at all. He really thinks his farts are menacing to anyone caught in them. He apologizes after he farts :0

Chongyun:

His Farts: Can be short. they can be silent at most. Sometimes are loud.

Frequency: I think he uses the pops to expel his malicious feelings and well theres gotta be a way for them to go away hmmm 🤔.

Really, what I mean is he's gassy. He eats a ton of pops so yeah :p

Smell: They can smell really bad or you cant smell anything. It's all about how he's feeling :p If they were smelly they'd smell rancid as fuck.

Side Notes: Personally I believe his pops sometimes gives him the gas but I'm jus sayin. His farts literally can make you cold. He apologizes for the horrid spirits that were consuming his body. He'd fart around Xingqiu if he said yes.

Diluc:

His farts: Very short farts. He knows how to hide them from you in plain sight. But, sometimes fails. They can get loud.

Frequency: Not that much. That's because he doesn't want you to hear them. Catch him drunk and maybe it'll be more frequent. On an average day it's no more than 6 a day... or so you think. In reality he farts about 13 a day. If he's drunk, double that 6 to a 12.

Smell: they smell like shit. think of that shit smelling factory that someone would drive by to work and there you have it.

Side Notes: He doesn't want you to fart around him because it'd piss him off. And so he's like that to you most of the time.

Kazuha:

His farts: Moderate or long squeaks *-*

Frequency: He can actually get gassy a bit. Not more than Chongyun but he's always got some gas up in there. His frequency is about 8-11 a day.

Smell: It can hit you, at this point. Smelly farts :0 m e a t y

Sidenotes: When he's reading he doesn't fart, just to avoid the flow. If he were to, he'd just say that it's an added effect to the story.

Kaeya:

His farts: Moderate or short, Sqeuaky as FUCK. They sometimes tend to hiss or are wet.

Frequency: He can actually get pretty gassy, like Chongyun gassy. We will never know what makes him so full of it. He farts about 12-17 times a day.

Smell: Really bad. Rotten banana shit bad. Sometimes going in rotten egg territory. Best make note of what you're getting yourself into.

Side Notes: He too has cold farts. He'd might coax u into them, like u are in a hallway with him and he'd block u into a small room to fart. You can never trust him with them. He smiles and laughs when he's done just to spite you. His farts comes in series.

Tartaglia:

His farts: Short, Moderate, and Long farts. It's a mix bag. they are almost likely going to be painfully noticeable and loud and sometimes wet. They can be silent or squeaky too.

Frequency: A little too often. On an average day, its about 14 or more a day.

Smell: His farts are just as bad as Kaeya's.

Sidenotes: He owns up to them. He thinks farts are a healthy and natural thing that should be expelled from the body at any time. Therefore he farts at any time, except in places he knows that farting would be innapropriate. He farts all in one go.

Venti:

His farts: Windy and Airy as heck. They are super elongated. They are also very loud.

Frequency: Whenever he chooses to. He is the god of Anemo of course he'd be full of gas. Hes the gassiest one.

Smell: He actually can get as bad as Kaeya. Stay away from him. They smell like eggy sulfuric shit.

Side Note: He can fart on command :0 He laughs at his farts sometimes. He smiles and looks at you after he farts.

Xiao:

His farts: Silence. You are asking for a wish if you wanted to hear his fart. Even if he facesit on you u still wouldn't hear it but you'd feel the air pressure. His fart size is immeasurable.

Frequency: Rarely. 4 farts a day at most but thats extremely rare. Most of the time he doesnt fart at all for the day. Expect at least 1 fart per week.

Smell: They are on par with Kaeya's. Brussel Sprouts.

Side Notes: He likes keeping and smelling his farts to himself. He doesn't mind you smelling his farts too but he does NOT want your farts. He gets flustered over your farts.

Xingqiu:

Zhongli:

His farts: It is almost impossible to hear his farts. He chooses whether they are heard or not, which he mostly makes them silent.

[kiddworld]

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Bulleted HCs #1 - Zhon//gli

ft: zhon//gli

D͟O͟O͟P͟E͟Y͟: first time making these. to begin with, i've been kinda horny for this old man arc//hon and have been fantasizing ever since i started writing for the eleventh harb's eprocto hcs. i just want to be brief with this one so thats why im doing bullets. this old man is easy to write in bullets. <3

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loud toots all the way. they don't smell or anything, they are just very loud.

they are short in length.

this man gets so gassy from a feast, there has been times he's farted at the table before on accident. he's apologetic for each of them.

his farts are so deep and... moist? they sound like they weren't difficult to push; they're so smooth. it's like an actual trombone was being played, so symphonic and fluid.

he farts on accident a lot. he could just sit down and one would slip. he fart walks a fuck ton.

shifts his weight whenever he needs to fart.

bath farts are a turn on for him.