#gen//shin imp//act

[deviator-yume]

₊ ⊹ ༄𝘒𝘢𝘻𝘶𝘩𝘢 𝘚𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘰༄₊ ⊹

𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘒𝘢𝘻𝘶𝘩𝘢’𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘹𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴, 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘶𝘬𝘦𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘶𝘵. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘶𝘣 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘪𝘵. ☺️

[danafeelingsick]

long time no ka/ve/tham for you guys 🫶

2-page commission of modern au k.avetham for @imill, thanks a lot ❤️

second page under the cut. WARNING: this one contains nudity (kaveh's ass) and elements of coprophilia (scat kink) but no actual scat is shown. proceed with caution!

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[glitterrosesnzz]

intolerable

well,, it's late but at least i got it done faster than i did the last time!! w/anderer b-day fic is a go-

word count: 3k

The Wanderer discreetly separated himself from the rest of the party, harshly rubbing at his nose as he stepped out onto the much quieter balcony. He eyed the flowers that had been tied around the balcony’s rails with distaste, then let out a sigh. 

For the past week people had been preparing for the Dendro Archon’s birthday, stringing up decorations left and right. In the Wanderer’s opinion, they’d severely overdone it. Especially with the flowers. The pollen levels in the city had been intolerable for the past few days, and was borderline unbearable now that Nahida’s actual birthday was in full swing. 

Not that he was going to actively complain about it. The birthday girl herself seemed quite pleased with everything, after all. 

The Wanderer wasn’t having a good time though, that was for sure. 

Hell, it was to the point where he’d even gone through the trouble of sneaking into the Akademiya Nurse’s office and stealing some allergy pills this morning. Normally he wouldn’t bother, as most medications didn’t have a very strong effect on him anymore, but today was just- 

“Hh’IShKiu!!” The sneeze snuck up on him too fast for him to even attempt to stop it. The resulting burst of anemo rustled the nearby decorations, and he quickly stifled the following sneeze into silence. 

“Oh, there you are!” 

The Wanderer stiffened, lowering his hand away from his face as fast as he could. Sethos hurried over to him, stopping just inches away from him. Way too close. The Wanderer took half a step back, not that Sethos seemed to notice. 

“I was wondering where you went.” Sethos said, “Was the party getting too loud for you?” 

“...I simply had my fill of putting up with those annoyances.” 

“Sure sure sure. Well, do you mind if I stay out here with you until you feel like going back in?” 

“And what, exactly, makes you think I plan on going back in there?” 

“...The fact you haven’t left yet?” Sethos tilted his head to the side with an innocent smile on his face. “Normally when you’re really done with people you vanish entirely, but you’re still here, so…” 

…Sometimes the Wanderer really hated how easily Sethos seemed to understand him. He avoided eye contact, looking out at the night sky, and thus missed the moment when Sethos’ expression shifted to one of slight concern. 

“Hey, are you okay?” Sethos asked. 

“...Fine.” The Wanderer glanced back at him, nervousness striking him as he registered the look on Sethos’ face. “Why would you even ask?” 

“You keep uh…” Sethos mimed rubbing at his nose with one hand, and the Wanderer abruptly realized that, oh, he was doing that. 

He lowered his hand away from his face again, but unfortunately that had the consequence of- 

“Hihh-” The Wanderer turned away, tilting his hat down to hide his face better as he- “Hh’nNxtii!! Heh- hiH’xNtiu!! Hh… hHN’xTii!! Hh’INkshiu!!” 

The wind blew strong enough to knock some of the flower decorations off the railing, sending them fluttering down to the ground below. Sethos looked down at them, and then back at the Wanderer, who was still turned away. 

“...Hat Guy, are you-” 

“I’m leaving.” 

“Wh- hey, wait!” 

Sethos reached out to grab him- but was just a moment too late, as the Wanderer activated his halo and took off. 

~

Sitting in the corner of the rafters of the Sanctuary was only a marginally better position than the one the Wanderer had been in before. Only marginally, of course, because he was inside. 

It would’ve been a lot more than marginally better if Lesser Lord Kusanali hadn’t decided to decorate the rafters and ceiling with her oh so beloved plants as well. 

Still, even despite the disgustingly sweet scent of the flowers playing with his nose, the Wanderer stayed in place. There was a reason he hadn’t immediately retreated to his room, after all. 

The sound of the doors opening interrupted his thoughts, and he held his breath as Nahida padded into the Sanctuary. Her arms were filled with candies- and of course, with even more flowers. It was to the point that some of them were falling out of her grip, leaving a small trail of flowers and candies behind her. The Wanderer rolled his eyes, knowing he’d likely be the one responsible for cleaning that up later. 

Sure enough, it did not take her long to notice the rather obvious box that had been placed in the center of the room. Setting her armful of things to the side, she curiously walked up and opened it- and let out an excited little gasp as she pulled out a shiny golden diadem, looking it over and admiring the details before placing it upon her head. 

The Wanderer relaxed slightly. She liked it. Good, he hadn’t spent weeks learning the slightly more complex methods of forging jewelry for nothing. 

(It was a much more delicate process than that of forging a sword, but the Wanderer had found himself liking it nonetheless). 

Of course, he ended up stiffening up again as Nahida started looking around. 

“Wandererrrrr!” She called, “I know you’re in here somewhere!” 

The Wanderer shifted a little, hiding himself deeper in the shadows. 

Of course, that was the exact moment his body decided to rebel against him. 

The tickle that he’d been trying to ignore all day suddenly turned into a more stinging, burning sensation that cut right through the Wanderer’s attempt at keeping his breathing shut down. His breath hitched, and he covered his mouth with his hand, trying to muffle it. 

“Hih… hH-” He managed to stifle the first sneeze into silence, as well as the second. But the third… “Hh’NxtTii!!” 

Shit.

“There you are!” 

Double shit. 

The Wanderer’s eyes snapped open to be faced with Nahida standing on the rafter he was sitting on. …She must’ve teleported up as soon as she heard him… 

Nahida’s excited smile faded as she finally got a good look at him. 

“...Are you okay?” She asked, “You’re crying.” 

The Wanderer blinked- and then hastily wiped the allergic tears off of his face as he stood up. 

“I’m fine.” He hissed, before slightly softening his tone. Only slightly, of course. “You shouldn’t be up here, you’re going to fall, you dunce-” 

He picked her up, fully intending on floating them back down to the ground. 

Big mistake. 

He should’ve known that she would be covered in pollen. 

With his hands full of one heavily pollinated dendro archon, the Wanderer was left with no choice but to snap his head to the side as fast as he could, sneezing away from her. 

“HihH’iKShii!! Hh’Shkii!! HhEh- hEH’IShiu!! ‘Kshiu!!” The burst of anemo that swept through the area was enough to knock down some of the decorations, sending them tumbling to the floor. Nahida herself gripped on to her diadem, making sure it wouldn’t get sent askew as she stared at the Wanderer in shock. 

“Are-” She started, her ears drooping slightly with realization. “Are you allergic?” 

All the plants in the room seemed to visibly wilt slightly at her question, and the Wanderer internally panicked. 

“Snf- ugh, n-noohH- hiH’inKShii!!” Was his very unconvincing answer. Nahida gave him an extremely unimpressed look in response, which would have been way more effective if the Wanderer wasn’t currently holding her up off the ground like a dangling cat. Still, her expression made the Wanderer wince, and he used a moments pause between sneezes to jump off the rafter, using anemo to soften their fall instead of floating down like he had previously intended. Doing this messed up Nahida’s hair more than it was already, but she didn’t bother trying to readjust it, instead continuing to stare at the Wanderer as he set her back down on the ground so that he could free his hands. 

He harshly rubbed at his nose, trying to make the itch go away. 

Nahida was still staring at him. 

Not being able to think of any other response, the Wanderer decided to just stare back, keeping the side of his hand pressed against his nose. 

Nahida crossed her arms. 

The Wanderer did his best to glare at her despite his vision starting to get blurry from unshed allergic tears. 

Nahida was still staring at him- 

The Wanderer unwillingly broke the staring contest as his eyes slipped shut- 

“Hh’Kshii!!” The sneeze slipped out before he could stifle it, and he let out a quiet groan as more decorations got knocked down by the resulting gust of wind. 

“You are allergic.” Nahida said, her tone sounding final. “...So you’re the one who broke into the nurse’s office this morning…” 

“I wasn’t- do you expehH- …expect me to be responsible for every c-crime in Sumer-hH’Shiiu!!” 

“Bless you!” 

The Wanderer shuddered at the feeling of divine dendro energy washing over him. Nahida at least seemed to realize what she’d done if the apologetic look she was giving him was any indication. 

“...Putting possible criminal activities to the side-” She said, “-why didn’t you tell me?” 

The Wanderer looked away from her, refusing to be lured into answering by her wide green puppy dog eyes. Jeez, what was it with green eyed people and pestering him today…

“Hh- hH’inKshii!!” Another string of decorations fell down, and the Wanderer’s shoulders noticeably slumped. Somehow, this small action was all that was needed for Nahida to put two and two together. 

“...Oh.” She said, “...Still, you should’ve just told me- I wouldn’t have minded if there were fewer decorations! I want everyone to have a good time during the Sabzeruz festival- that includes you!” 

…The Wanderer wasn’t really sure what to say in response to that, so despite the look Nahida was giving him, he chose to say nothing at all. 

Instead, he walked past her, absentmindedly patting her on the head as he went, heading towards his room. Nahida let him go. 

~

“Say,” Aether said, a few months later, “-which plants are you allergic to, exactly?” 

The Wanderer, who, before this moment, had been laying on the ground having a fairly normal relaxing time, visibly stiffened. 

“...I’m a puppet, remember?” He deadpanned, “I’m not allergic to anything.” 

“Hm, doubtful.” Aether said, “Especially considering I have two eye-witness accounts stating otherwise.” 

Those fools had snitched on him? The Wanderer silently vowed revenge in his mind. 

“...Ugh. Why does it even matter-” Today's date and how close it was to a certain other date suddenly sprung into his mind, unprompted, and he immediately shot up into a sitting position. “You are not getting me in a flower crown for my birthday.” 

“I was thinking more along the lines of giving you your own personal Sabzeruz festival but-” 

“Absolutely not.” 

“-it wouldn’t exactly be great for the birthday guy to just sneeze all the decorations down, now would it?” 

The Wanderer’s face flushed slightly, which severely downplayed the effects of the glare he leveled at the Traveler. Aether seemed to find this amusing if his smirk was any indication. 

“I’ll ask you again-” He said, “-which plants are you allergic to? …C’mon it’s an easy question- unless… do you not know?” 

The Wanderer… did not deny this. He didn’t confirm it either, but Aether seemed to take his silence as an affirmative answer anyways. 

“Well, that complicates things… I guess an easier question would be if you’ve only reacted in Sumeru? I have some Inazuman plants we could use instead-” 

Aether rummaged through his bag- and then froze as the Wanderer suddenly reached out and grabbed a hold of his wrist, stopping him in his tracks. 

“There’s no need to do anything for my birthday.” The Wanderer said, narrowing his eyes as the glow in Aether’s chest changed from blue to green. “...Don’t you dare-” 

Aether silently raised an eyebrow at him, and then released a wave of dendro energy, causing plants to grow at their feet. The sakura branch he’d been trying to take out of his bag expanded, the petals overflowing from it. 

The Wanderer immediately let go of Aether’s wrist, activating his halo and shooting up into the air, seemingly in an attempt to get out of the pollen’s reach. 

“...I take it by your reaction that plants from Inazuma are also a no-go?” Aether asked, crossing his arms as he stared up at the Wanderer, who seemed to realize that his reaction had inadvertently given him away. 

Instead of attempting to deny it again however, he instead chose to stick his tongue out at him- and got a handful of flowers thrown at his face in response. Aether didn’t even have the grace to look the slightest bit remorseful as the Wanderer’s breath hitched- 

“Hh’XnTii!!” The Wanderer dropped by at least an inch as his halo flickered, not even getting through a second hitching breath before, “Hih’nNxtii!! Hehh- hH’xNtiu!!” 

His halo vanished completely- and it was only due to Aether catching him that he didn’t end up slamming into the ground. 

“Let gohH- go of mehH- hiH’KShhii!! ‘Kshiu!!” 

“Hmm- no.” Aether readjusted his hold on the Wanderer as the other started squirming, somehow completely unaffected by the gusts of anemo. “I think I’ll keep you here until we figure out a solution to this problem.” 

“It wouldn’t- wouldn’t be a problem if- hH’Kshyii!!” 

“Oh that one was cute-” 

“Shut up!” 

“Wait, I’ve got it.” Aether said, “We’ll take you to the Simulanka, the plants there are all fake, after all.” 

“Sure, whatever- hiH’iNkshii!! snf- can you let go of me now?” 

Aether obediently set the Wanderer down. The Wanderer immediately distanced himself from him, attempting to readjust his clothes- which was pointless as another sneeze sent them askew again. He pointedly ignored the way the Traveler laughed at him in response. 

~

“I can’t believe you convinced me to do this.” The Wanderer grumbled as a necklace of paper flowers was placed around his neck. 

“Hey, you said no flower crowns.” Aether said, “You said nothing about flower necklaces.” 

“Aren’t those practically the same thing-” The Wanderer was cut off as Aether suddenly leaned closer, frowning. 

“You feel warmer than usual…” He said, pressing the back of his hand against the Wanderer’s cheek as the Wanderer avoided eye contact with him. “I know you vanished for a while yesterday, you didn’t get into any trouble during that time, did you?” 

“Tch.” The Wanderer knocked Aether’s hand away from him. “There’s nothing wrong with me.” 

“I didn’t say that there was.” Aether looked over the Wanderer’s appearance. “Though, now that you mention it…” 

Aether reached out and snapped his fingers in front of the Wanderer’s face, summoning a flash of light. For a moment the Wanderer’s expression screamed betrayal, before it twisted into something different altogether. 

“Why- hH… hiH- hEH’NxtTii!! Hh’Nxt!!” 

“I knew it.” Aether said, watching as the slightly red-tinted glow faded from the Wanderer’s eyes- which were of course now glaring at him. “You’ve gotten yourself stuck with an elemental reaction again, haven’t you?” 

“...It’s none of your business.” 

“Kinda is actually considering we’re in a world made out of paper and you’ve just shown that you’re a potential fire hazard-” 

“I am not-” The Wanderer paused, thinking through his words, before mumbling, “...Don’t worry about it. I can deal with it.” 

“Nu-uh, absolutely not.” Aether said, “I’m not just gonna let you feel bad on your birthday. C’mere-” 

The Wanderer dodged backwards just before Aether could grab a hold of him. Aether froze for a moment, shocked, before narrowing his eyes at him. 

“So that’s how you want to do this, huh?” He asked, “Fine then.” 

Aether lunged at him, electro crackling over him to give him a speed boost as the Wanderer dodged out of the way again. The Wanderer turned on his heel, taking off running, but- 

“Gah!” The Wanderer ran right into Sethos, who immediately reached out and grabbed onto the Wanderer’s arms to steady him. 

“Woah there-” Sethos said, “...What’s going on? Kusanali sent me back here to check on you two since you were taking so long…” 

“It’s nothing.” The Wanderer hissed out- at the exact same time that Aether said; 

“The Wanderer is swirl-stuck again.” 

Sethos blinked, and the Wanderer glared over his shoulder at Aether, mentally calling him the rudest swears imaginable. 

“...Swi- oh, that’s the elemental thing Kusanali told me about, right?” Sethos asked, inspecting the Wanderer more closely. “You do feel pretty warm… let me guess, pyro?” 

The Wanderer stared down at the ground, mumbling something under his breath that sounded like something along the lines of ‘is it really that noticeable?’. He pointedly did not actually answer Sethos’ question, so Aether decided to do it for him. 

“Pretty sure about it.” He said, “Hold him still there, would you? He needs to get rid of it before he can go to the party-” 

“Wait wait wait!” Sethos looked almost nervous, “Uh, if I remember this correctly- well, I. Do not want to end up burnt-” 

“Oh, don’t worry about that, I’ve got it covered.” Aether said, standing behind the Wanderer, reaching around and placing his hand over the Wanderer’s mouth and nose. “...Literally.” 

The Wanderer himself looked almost resigned, not bothering to try and squirm out of his position, but even so- 

“I’m not going to sneeze.” He said, voice muffled by Aether’s hand, “I don’t even need to.” 

Sethos and Aether shared a Look™. The Wanderer realized just a few seconds too late what the two of them planned to do. 

“Wait, don’t-” 

“Hah-” 

“Heh-” 

“Hihh- hH’kshiu!!” The Wanderer’s body jolted forwards, and it was only due to Sethos and Aether holding him that he didn’t double over. “Hih’iKShhii!!” 

“Look at that, we barely did anything and he’s sneezing already.” Aether said, smirking. Sethos seemed to be having a hard time keeping himself from making a similar expression if the way his lips were twitching was any indication. Not that the Wanderer noticed. 

“Hehh… hH- H’iShHhiu!! hiH’IsHKii!!” Without being able to stifle- with the pyro energy still in him, it was kinda hard to stop. “Hh’shKiu!! Hh- heH’inKshiu!! Ngh… hH’KSHii!! ‘Kshiu!!” 

A few more sneezes tumbled out of him before Aether finally spoke up again. 

“You can let go of him now.” He said, pulling his own hand away as the Wanderer’s breath caught on another hitch. “I don’t sense the pyro energy anymore.” 

Sethos let go of the Wanderer’s arms, and the Wanderer immediately backed away from both of them, putting his own hands over his mouth to catch the tail end of the sneeze fit he’d been forced into. 

“Hh’iKshii!! H’eshii!! Hihh- hEH’iKshiu!!” The trees rustled with the breeze that got sent through them, and the Wanderer sniffled, rubbing his nose against his wrist. 

“...Feeling better now?” Sethos asked, wincing as the Wanderer glared at him. 

“You’re both intolerable.” 

“Well,” Aether said, “You’ll have to tolerate our intolerableness for a bit longer. We still have a party to get to remember? Even if it is a rather small one.” 

“Ugh, don’t remind me.” The Wanderer muttered, “I’m only doing this cause Durin wanted to, okay?” 

“Yeah, sure, whatever you say.” 

[einsatzzz]

Tagged by @rinamohn! Thank you for tagging me hehe 🫶✨

Shuffle your On Repeat playlist and list 10!

1. Atmosphere by Ren Zo/tto

For this, I think I did play the version where he had a duet with Enna during his 3D Debut more! I just really love that version more, especially with the harmonies!

2. Hibana by DE/CO*27 (ft. Hat/sune Mi/ku)

I was hoping this would come up because I spammed this song so much, because it's very HibaKana-core 😆🤭🐥🍎 (and it's also in their playlist).

3. Sakura Rock by CHERR/YBLOSSOM

In terms of music, my favorite KHR ending tied with Aoi Yume! Though in terms of both music and visuals, it's definitely my #1 in the KHR endings.

4. Haruka Kanata by UNL/IMITS

I'm so fond of this ending song in Bleach in particular! The vibes of this song makes me feel very nostalgic.

5. Anti-Que/en of Hearts by Royal Scan/dal ft. Fuki

This songs is so good!!! Especially the last part when the mother is reaching for Chelsea 😭💔

6. Fragile Fantasy by Yu-P/en Ch/en/Hoy/oMix

This is an OST from Gen/shin Imp/act! This one gives me a lot of comfort whenever I listen to it 🥹✨

7. again by YUI

FM/AB YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART!!!

8. Drawing Days by SPLAY

What else can I say? I love KHR OPs and EDs hahaha I would also like to link the cover done by Chrome's VA, Akesaka Satomi! This is the one I'm spamming a lot more recently.

9. MeMe by Mikoto (CV :Nat/suki Han/ae)

This song is such a banger and it's so fun to analyze as well, it deserves to be viral back then hahaha

10. Akashi by Hibari Kyoya (CV: Takashi Kondou)

If it isn't my favorite Hibari character song 💜✨

And then I'll be tagging five people max for this (so I don't go too crazy, but feel free to do this if u wanna, the tag me hahaha) u can just ignore if you don't want to do it! @azaracyy @butterrdream @lixenn @melonchanverse @dreamieparadise

[sorrowshared]

I'm still here and will come back to write some replies soon, I am currently just hijacked by my Gen/shin Imp/act multimuse 🖤

[glitterrosesnzz]

HI YES I WAS LITERALLY AT COLLEGE AND I WAS THINKING LIKE…

"man… wouldn't it be hilarious if since he's kinda technically an empty vessel the gods can just put stuff in him… INCLUDING allergies"

Venti just dumping his allergies onto Wanderer in order to perform at an event with Cats and Wanderer is so confused as to where these allergies suddenly came from. he's got no idea what's going on but he just has this Instinct telling him there is someone to blame

Oml W/anderer's birthday art...cat allergy W/anderer...do you feel me or do you feel me

[deviator-yume]

彡𝘙𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮 𝘊𝘺𝘯𝘰 𝘏𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘑𝘰𝘬𝘦

.₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. .₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. .₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ.

𝘊💜: 𝘏𝘦𝘺 𝘛𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪…

𝘛💚: 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘩? 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥?

𝘊💜: 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬?

𝘛💚: 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵.. 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘬𝘦. (𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘮 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦.)

𝘊💜: 𝘏𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘯! 𝘋𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴?

𝘛💚: 𝘞𝘩𝘢.. 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴?!

𝘊💜: 𝘨𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳 (𝘍𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘛𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪.)

𝘛💚: (𝘛𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘦, 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥.) 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥’𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘦, ‘𝘐’𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨.’ 𝘜𝘨𝘩, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘱 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘩𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘢𝘳’𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘬𝘦.

𝘊💜: 𝘚𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦? 𝘚𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘥! (𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘛𝘪𝘨𝘩, 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥.)

[glitterrosesnzz]

what are our thoughts on the concept of; tugging on the feathers of V/enti's wings can make him sneeze

[ornyange]

brainstorming -> circus. acts. a little theatrical. tells a story. beginning middle end. it’s a little strange putting woozy in a Story because woozy is like my other half. they’re the me that doesn’t fit wholly into me but they’re a character i created to express an equally important part of my me. but that works for whatever potential story i would want to tell with woozy (identity/grief/growth/grief/love/grief/grief) due to the um. well. the uh. 😶

& of course i want it to be poignant and memorable and moving and emotional and cathartic but i’n a little out of practice (<- has never finished a story that wasn’t for school)…

i’ve always associated woozy with Identity Issues of the me kind, whether that’s the personality disorder or plurality or a specific kind of something unique only to me, + i’d like to give woozy that same… whatever it is. which is where dizzy and ditzy and whimsy etc come in.

their inspiration is me and me and me and every character who is also me (gen/shin imp/act my beloathed beloved)

i think instead of moving woozy out of the blacklight circus, i’m gonna move fracture into their own thing. maybe. probably. i wanna be a little fucked up silly with the blacklight circus in a way that’s like.. unreality and disturbing to some but not horror exactly. more just… “welcome to my twisted mind”. colors and spirals and circus and forest and sunset and it’s hard to see. and all you have is yourself and yourself and yourself to protect you.

i love the blacklight circus so much but i find it so difficult to worldbuild for :( it’s a video game..! aaand it has blacklight colors..! no more questions please.

[agoodcupoftea]

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[sneezehnaya]

taking writing requests!

hi i'm new here, finally decided to stop lurking and i'd love to take some fic requests! in particular i've not seen a lot of character/reader snzfic for gen/shin? or maybe i just haven't figured out how to look for it, yet, but i wanted to try my hand writing some, if anyone is interested. regular fic is fine too, i just thought since i hadn't seen much in the way character/reader snzfic i might be able to fill a niche.

please send me requests/prompts to my ask box? all characters are okay but my favorites are Lum/ine, Di/luc, Bar/bara, Ka/eya, Eu/la, Je/an, the Kam/isato sibs, Yan/fei, Ko/komi, Hei/zou, Ch/ilde, Yoim/iya, Co/llei, Cyn/o, and Ve/nti! all ships are okay to request, but some i've never written for before. ns/fw is okay but i make no promises there! (also if i've tagged something wrong please let me know i'm still figuring this out.)

[glitterrosesnz]

so uh, today (June 16th) is Venti’s birthday, and it kinda snuck up on me, so i’ve only got this Kinda Rushed Fanfic sdjflkjlsdkfs

anyways, here, take “2 times Venti didn’t realize he was allergic to cats and the one time someone finally told him”

Venti paused mid-walk, and Sir Ragnvindr stopped as well, looking at him in confusion.

"Are you okay?" He asked, "What's wrong-"

"Heh- T'SHh-iew!" Venti sneezed, his whole body moving with the motion, wings flaring out, and blinking bewilderedly after. Sir Ragnvindr, upon seeing his expression, laughed.

"I suppose you've never sneezed before, huh?" He said, and Venti shook his head no. "You at least know what a sneeze is, right."

"I'm not dumb, Sir Ragnvindr." Venti said, rubbing the back of his hand against his nose. Now that he knew what the irritating sensation was, or rather, what it meant, it was somehow harder to ignore than it'd been before. "Hih-..... I just.....wasn't...expecting it- hIH- H'ESHH-iew!"

"You're not getting sick, are you?" Sir Ragnvindr asked.

"I'm not even sure gods can get sick....." Venti mumbled, "It's just....itchy. Hih'EShiew!"

Unseen by both of them, a nearby cat stretched and wandered off.

-

"Morax!" Venti yelled, landing on the grass in front of the aforementioned god.

"Barbatos. What are you doing here?" Zhongli asked, "I don't recall any you saying you were going to come over."

"Well that would ruin the surprise, wouldn't it?" Venti said, pulling a bottle of wine out of... somewhere. In that godly outfit of his, Zhongli truly could not tell how he had managed to hide the bottle. "C'mon, this wine is really good."

"I'm not up for it tonight, Barbatos." Zhongli sighed, turning and starting to walk away, purposefully ignoring the younger god's protests. He could sense Venti start following him, but did nothing to stop it. Maybe if he just ignored him for long enough he'd go away....

He paused as he noticed some rustling in a nearby bush. Continuing to ignore Venti's questions, he knelt down, pushing back the branches-

And finding a young kitten.

"Watcha got there?" Venti asked, floating a little in order to curiously peer over Zhongli's shoulder. Zhongli sighed, scooping the kitten up into his arms.

"It's a cat." Zhongli said, adjusting his hold as the kitten squirmed. "A baby one, a kitten. ...I'll have to find someone for it to stay with..."

"Why? Dontcha want to keep it yourself?" Venti asked, before sniffling a little.

"I doubt I'd be the best at taking care of it.....I'm sure there'll be someone in the town to-"

"Hih- H'NGkT-shiew!" Venti stifled a sneeze into his hands, but it still managed to startle both Zhongli and the kitten, the cat hissing at him a little. "...Ah, sorry, I didn't......heh- H'ESSH-iew! didn't mean to startle you...."

"Are you.....okay?" Zhongli asked, looking Venti up and down. The younger god didn't look sick, but looks could be deceiving.

"I'm fine- hEh...... Just....just suddenly got itchy is all- h'Tt-shiew!" Venti said, turning his head to the side as he sneezed again. "S-sorry...H'ISHH-iew!"

"...Maybe you should go home." Zhongli suggested, watching as Venti struggled through another two sneezes.

"Fine, but...hEH-.....you, you will have a drink with me later- hIH-H'ESH-iew!"

-

"Vennessa~!" Venti called, entering Vennessa's office with his usual amount of fanfare. 

"Ah- Venti, what is it today?" Vennessa asked, sighing a little as Venti energetically jumped up and sat on her desk. "You do remember that I have chairs you could sit in?"

"Oh, but those aren't nearly as comfortable." Venti smirked, before noting something moving on Vennessa's lap. "What's that?"

"This little guy?" Vennessa held up a small grey cat. "He snuck in through my window earlier, his owner lost him a few days ago. She's coming to pick him up in about an hour."

She set the cat down on the table, where it immediately went to Venti's side, rubbing up against him as it purred. Venti giggled as he pet it's head.

"He seems to like you." Vennessa said, smiling.

"Yeah, I guess he....does...." Venti paused, bringing a hand to his face to rub at his nose. It didn't do much to help though, as his only warning was a short intake of breath before- "Hih'NGkT-shiew!"

The cat startled at the sudden noise, jumping back onto Vennessa's lap. She ran a soothing hand over it's back, but didn't take her eyes off of Venti, who turned slightly away from her as his breath continued to hitch.

"Heh- H'ESSH-iew! I'm, I'm sorry I don't know what- h'Tt-shiew!!" Venti sneezed again, a few tears starting to form in the edges of his eyes. Vennessa sighed, standing up and setting the cat on the chair. Gently, she took hold of Venti's shoulder, leading him out of the building and back out into the fresh air. Venti sniffled, his nose a little red from how much he'd been rubbing it.

"I didn't know gods could have allergies." Vennessa commented, and Venti glanced at her, a look of confusion on his face.

"....Huh?" He asked, "What do you mean- I don't have allergies."

"Explain to me why you took to sneezing just a few seconds ago then." Vennessa said. Venti just shrugged in response.

"I don't know, it just happens sometimes. My face gets all itchy and then I just. Sneeze." He said, "But like, that doesn't mean I'm allergic."

"I'm pretty sure that it does." Vennessa said, "You're allergic to cats."

"I am not." Venti huffed, crossing his arms. "I'm a god- we don't get allergies."

"Would you like to test that theory?" Vennessa asked, "I've still got some cat hair on me, you know."

As she said this, she picked some cat hairs off of her shirt, holding them in her hand. Venti huffed, crossing his arms as he looked away from her-

Which ended up being his mistake, as Vennessa reached out and easily brushed the cat hairs under Venti's already irritated nose. Venti quickly pushed her hand away, head tilting back-

"Heh- H'NgKt-shiew! H'tT-shiew!" The sneezes were forceful enough to snap Venti forwards, his wings appearing and flaring out. "Hh- hEH- H'ESSH-iew!"

"Believe me now?" Vennessa asked, feeling just the slightest bit bad for sending Venti back into an allergic fit. Venti slowly straightened back up, sniffling again as he rubbed his nose.

"...Okay. I'm allergic to cats, then." Venti muttered, sounding a bit congested. "That....explains a lot."

"Have you seriously gone this long without realizing you were allergic?"

"I didn't think I could be- I just never put it together-"

"I'm teasing you." Vennessa said, laughing at Venti's flustered expression. "At least you know now though, you can avoid the source."

"...That might be a problem." Venti admitted, "Y'see, cats tend to really like me-"

"Ah. I wish you luck then."

[deviator-yume]

𝘔𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰’𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘴 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦🤭🤭

☞ 𝙻𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜

✿Cyno and Xiao are battling each other since I love the two of them equally. Send help..😭

✿Aether got an obvious advantage considering his midriff is exposed.🫠

✿Heizou I feel is the one with the constant appetite out of the three aside from Aether who is constantly strolling about in the vast lands of Teyvat. Detective work along with long hours could lead to him being starved a lot of the time.

✿ I was begging for in the latest event for Itto hunger considering this was said, but ofc we can’t have nice things in this community.😔

✿Gorou is adorable quite obv. I’m glad he got to eat something sweet in his hangou. The excitement he felt when eating given the opportunity to eat sweets omffg.🥰

✿Scara and Kazuha both are cute are wayfarers who I see being fairly hungry most of the time. Wanderer especially since I think he isn’t entirely used to the mortal concept of consumption.

[danafeelingsick]

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[glitterrosesnzz]

Chalk Dust

i feel insane. here's a 1k word long W/anderer fic.

“I can’t believe I’m doing this…” 

“Hey, it’s your own fault for sassing the professor.” 

The Wanderer glared at Aether, who was sitting in the swivel chair behind the professor’s desk. The Akademiya classroom had long since been emptied of any other students, as well as it’s teacher. Usually, at this time, the Wanderer would be either running errands for Nahida, or simply resting in a tree in the forest. 

Unfortunately, today, he’d been assigned the duty to clean up the empty classroom- a task usually reserved for the teacher themselves. 

The Wanderer slowly released an angry breath of air, restraining himself from sending a blade of anemo at the Traveler’s head. That would get him absolutely nowhere in this scenario, and in fact, would probably add to his wasted time by earning him a lecture from Nahida. Aether spun around in the chair, seemingly unphased by the murderous vibes the Wanderer was mentally trying to project at him. 

“Why are you even here?” The Wanderer asked, crossing his arms, “Just to act useless, as usual? You don’t even go here.” 

“Well…” Aether placed his feet on the ground, abruptly stopping the chair mid spin. “Nahida got worried when you didn’t immediately show up after classes ended like usual, so she sent me to check in on you. I didn’t think you’d be in here cleaning, and I especially didn’t expect you to be doing such a thorough job of it.” 

The Wanderer let out a sigh. Cleaning was in fact the thing he least wanted to be doing right now, but well, if he had to do something, he was going to at the very least do it well. In fact, he was almost done. All that was left was the second chalkboard. 

Grabbing the bucket of water he’d previously set down on the ground, the Wanderer dipped the washcloth in it and floated up in order to reach the top of the chalkboard, ignoring Aether very obviously snickering about the fact that the Wanderer needed to fly to reach. Like Aether would be able to reach this high up either. 

He did his best to put the Traveler’s presence out of his mind, focusing only on getting his job done, so that he could finally leave. 

However, it was only a few moments later that movement out of the corner of his eye caught his attention. 

The Wanderer dropped his wet cloth and zoomed over, harshly gripping onto Aether’s wrists just moments before he could slam two chalkboard erasers against each other. 

For a moment, they both froze, staring at each other. 

“...Idiot.” The Wanderer relaxed his grip on Aether’s wrists, but didn’t yet let go. “I did not ask you to help. You’ll get chalk dust all over everything if you do that in here.” 

“Maybe I just wanted to help.” Aether said, and the Wanderer scoffed, finally letting go of the Traveler’s wrists.. 

“Keep your unneeded sense of heroism in check.” He said, turning away- 

Only to immediately get whacked in the back of the head by an eraser, sending a cloud of chalk dust into the air. 

“Gah- seriously?” The Wanderer stumbled a little, turning back to glare once again at Aether, who was whistling innocently, his hands behind his back. “Of all the immahH- …immatu-hiH- sh-shiH-shit-” 

The Wanderer harshly rubbed his nose, quickly trying to get himself back under control. 

“Oh, what’s this? Do you need to sneeze?” 

“N-nohH-hheH-...” 

 “Careful~!” Aether said, a little bit of sing-song in his voice, “Better hold it back, you wouldn’t want to accidentally get chalk dust all over everything would you?” 

The Wanderer didn’t bother to give the Traveler a response, continuing to harshly rub at his nose as he tried to stop hitching, his eyes flickering with the power of anemo. Despite the teasing way in which the Traveler had said it, he’d made a good point, if the Wanderer was to sneeze now, the anemo energy that would be released would likely spread the chalk dust over the whole room. He’d have to clean it all over again… 

Determined not to let that happen, the Wanderer made the decision to stop breathing. 

After a few seconds with no hitching, he slowly pulled his hand away from his nose, cringing. The itching, tickly sensation was still there, and it was annoying, but at least he wasn’t- 

“Hey, that’s cheating!” Aether said, one hand on his hip, and the Wanderer was abruptly reminded of the fact that there were, in fact, two chalkboard erasers as Aether held up the other one. “It’s not fair if you do something no human can possibly do.” 

The Wanderer gave him a look of utter befuddlement- followed up with a brief flash of panic as Aether started walking closer to him, eraser raised. He quickly started backing away from the Traveler, placing both of his hands over his nose and mouth. Aether let out a small laugh. 

“Looks like someone isn’t confident in his ability to hold back.” He said, patiently standing in front of the Wanderer, who’s glowing eyes narrowed at the challenge. After a beat, the Wanderer slowly lowered his trembling hands. 

In response, Aether reached out and gently tapped the Wanderer’s nose with the eraser, sending a new small cloud of dust into the air between them. 

“Ggh… hh-hAh- hIHh’t–... hH-” Small tears started forming in the corners of the Wanderer’s eyes as he choked back a sneeze, turning it into a false start. “HehH- ngh… h-hH-” 

 The marks along his body were starting to match his eyes and glow in time with his hitching breaths now. …He wasn’t sure he could keep this up for much longer. 

He wasn’t going to tell Aether that of course. 

And yet, somehow, the Traveler seemed to instinctively know when the Wanderer had reached his limit. An arm wrapped around the Wanderer’s waist, pulling him closer, and the Wanderer’s breath briefly caught on a startled squeak as Aether put his other hand against the back of the Wanderer’s head. 

The Wanderer was given no time for confusion as his breath suddenly hitched much more desperately. 

“Hh-ihHH-hH’IsHKiu!! HhiH’SHhkiu! Heh- hH’inKShhii!!” The Wanderer had no choice but to muffle his sneezes against Aether’s shoulder, the Traveler gently fiddling with the Wanderer’s hair while he waited for him to finish. “Hh-hiH’ksh! Heh’Shkii!! Hih- Isshiiu! ‘Kshiu! Heh- hhiH- hH’InKShiiuu!!” 

The Wanderer breathed heavily for a moment, his eyes slowly opening, the glow fading from them. 

“...You done?” Aether asked, and was immediately shoved away. “Hey, is that any way to thank me? There’s a reason we didn’t just have a miniature wind storm in here y’know.” 

“...Tch. You’re a freak.” 

“Would you hang out with me if I wasn’t one?” 

The Wanderer didn’t respond, crossing his arms and avoiding eye contact instead. Aether let out a small laugh. 

“Yeah, that’s what I thought.”

[kiddworld]

HOTTTT

kinks/warnings: farting

do not repost my content to non-kink blogs

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Hey- I recovered this long ass list of fart hcs for most of the male characters (except minors and xingqiu and barely zhongli for some reason) I have no idea what version the game was when I made this but the notepad file says that it was last modified on September 13, 2021, so a lot of newer characters weren't accounted for. I kinda don't support most of these hcs btw. You do whatever you want with them ^^ This is a complete copy paste of what I wrote:

I am here once again to make these because I enjoy doing them. Yay, more for the men characters because there is barely any.EVERYONE IS 18+!! I am going in alphabetical order this time so that means

Starting off with ... Aether:

His farts: are moderate to be honest. nothing to say

Frequency: Ehm, not that often but not too little? its in the middle ok

Smell: They are just like any normal fart honestly.

Side notes: None.

Albedo:

His farts: are small, squeaky, or extremely quiet but if you focused your attention you could hear it.

Frequency: Honestly, he gassy but not very gassy if u know what I mean. His average would probably be 8-11 times a day.

Smell: I really cannot see his farts smelling too bad so im gona go with that. Maby they are odorless at times? Sometimes they smell like spoiled milk and beef i guess.

Side Notes: He tries his best to hide them from you, he doesn't understand the fetish at all. He really thinks his farts are menacing to anyone caught in them. He apologizes after he farts :0

Chongyun:

His Farts: Can be short. they can be silent at most. Sometimes are loud.

Frequency: I think he uses the pops to expel his malicious feelings and well theres gotta be a way for them to go away hmmm 🤔.

Really, what I mean is he's gassy. He eats a ton of pops so yeah :p

Smell: They can smell really bad or you cant smell anything. It's all about how he's feeling :p If they were smelly they'd smell rancid as fuck.

Side Notes: Personally I believe his pops sometimes gives him the gas but I'm jus sayin. His farts literally can make you cold. He apologizes for the horrid spirits that were consuming his body. He'd fart around Xingqiu if he said yes.

Diluc:

His farts: Very short farts. He knows how to hide them from you in plain sight. But, sometimes fails. They can get loud.

Frequency: Not that much. That's because he doesn't want you to hear them. Catch him drunk and maybe it'll be more frequent. On an average day it's no more than 6 a day... or so you think. In reality he farts about 13 a day. If he's drunk, double that 6 to a 12.

Smell: they smell like shit. think of that shit smelling factory that someone would drive by to work and there you have it.

Side Notes: He doesn't want you to fart around him because it'd piss him off. And so he's like that to you most of the time.

Kazuha:

His farts: Moderate or long squeaks *-*

Frequency: He can actually get gassy a bit. Not more than Chongyun but he's always got some gas up in there. His frequency is about 8-11 a day.

Smell: It can hit you, at this point. Smelly farts :0 m e a t y

Sidenotes: When he's reading he doesn't fart, just to avoid the flow. If he were to, he'd just say that it's an added effect to the story.

Kaeya:

His farts: Moderate or short, Sqeuaky as FUCK. They sometimes tend to hiss or are wet.

Frequency: He can actually get pretty gassy, like Chongyun gassy. We will never know what makes him so full of it. He farts about 12-17 times a day.

Smell: Really bad. Rotten banana shit bad. Sometimes going in rotten egg territory. Best make note of what you're getting yourself into.

Side Notes: He too has cold farts. He'd might coax u into them, like u are in a hallway with him and he'd block u into a small room to fart. You can never trust him with them. He smiles and laughs when he's done just to spite you. His farts comes in series.

Tartaglia:

His farts: Short, Moderate, and Long farts. It's a mix bag. they are almost likely going to be painfully noticeable and loud and sometimes wet. They can be silent or squeaky too.

Frequency: A little too often. On an average day, its about 14 or more a day.

Smell: His farts are just as bad as Kaeya's.

Sidenotes: He owns up to them. He thinks farts are a healthy and natural thing that should be expelled from the body at any time. Therefore he farts at any time, except in places he knows that farting would be innapropriate. He farts all in one go.

Venti:

His farts: Windy and Airy as heck. They are super elongated. They are also very loud.

Frequency: Whenever he chooses to. He is the god of Anemo of course he'd be full of gas. Hes the gassiest one.

Smell: He actually can get as bad as Kaeya. Stay away from him. They smell like eggy sulfuric shit.

Side Note: He can fart on command :0 He laughs at his farts sometimes. He smiles and looks at you after he farts.

Xiao:

His farts: Silence. You are asking for a wish if you wanted to hear his fart. Even if he facesit on you u still wouldn't hear it but you'd feel the air pressure. His fart size is immeasurable.

Frequency: Rarely. 4 farts a day at most but thats extremely rare. Most of the time he doesnt fart at all for the day. Expect at least 1 fart per week.

Smell: They are on par with Kaeya's. Brussel Sprouts.

Side Notes: He likes keeping and smelling his farts to himself. He doesn't mind you smelling his farts too but he does NOT want your farts. He gets flustered over your farts.

Xingqiu:

Zhongli:

His farts: It is almost impossible to hear his farts. He chooses whether they are heard or not, which he mostly makes them silent.