#genderbent!cod

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here to provide some genderbent 141 (definitely not biased at all no no)

so anyways some notes

first we´re gonna collectively ignore any inconsistencies in anatomy or artstyle

second i fought jane and kylie for what?? 3 hours? jane looks like a grandma which to be fair if i had to deal with a bunch of men underestimating me 24/7 i´d probably age faster aswell

kylie´s hair is not accurate whatsoever but i can´t draw detailed things for life and i don´t have one of those fancy braid brushes availabe other than that i struggled so hard to give her an outfit which is weird cause i love drawing dresses

simone´s hips are too wide and her torso isn´t wide enough but whatever (yall wanna see a better version? gina paulklee from the manga gangsta basically is fem!simon)

but johanna??? wanna live between those thighs, love her, also instead of a undercut she has a very long mohawk

AHHHHHHHHH

My wives!!!!

MY BEAUTIFUL WIVES

LYRA YOU MAD WOMAN

Live reaction of me looking at Simone's arms and Johanna's thighs and tummy:

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back with the bi panic fuel

notes: alejandra fist fought me in the wendy´s parking lot

rosa looks like ripley from alien??help???

and after some googling around a freesia seems like a good tattoo for them

Y'ALL!!! GENDERBENT!LOS VAQUEROS JUST DROPPED

LYRA THANK YOU

FIRSTLY THE TATTOO IS SO PRETTY

AND SECOND

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ALEJANDRA

MI AMOR

MIA QUERIDA

MARRY ME

🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

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Ur good 🗞 anon I don't have a problem with it :))) also I'm sending u a red eye (drip coffee w a shot of Espresso in it) it is the fuel that keeps blue collar guys going

ALSO ALSO IM STILL FERAL OVER GENDERBENT 141 FUCK WOMENNNNNN

-🔪

I love how you 2 are having a love affair in my asks

speaking of Genderbent!141,

Let me use highjack this ask to cook up something good:

Genderbent!Los Vaqueros (and everyone else).

(this is especially for @lyralein and their promise to draw me Alejandra and Rosario)

Alejandra Vargas has the longest, prettiest hair for someone who spends their time with it TIED IN A DAMN HIGH PONYTAIL???? She 100% wears SOOOO much hair gel to keep it slick and from having flyaways while in the field but that means it exposes her widow's peak and big ass fivehead. She's very used to being underestimated (just like Jane Price) but she has natural scary dog privilege and even her smirks and smiles look evil, so her subordinates Know Better™️. Also, she's tall as all hell, just like Simone. Fuck you mean she's 5ft10???? She serves cunt everywhere she goes when off-duty.

Rosario "Rosa" Parra has a curly bob and has the longest prettiest eyelashes. Does it pass regulation? No. But are you gonna go tell the Colonel's best friend to fix her hair, cut it? No. Exactly. Now get out of her face before SgtMj Parra makes you run drills. She and Alejandra have MATCHING tattoos that they got after the betrayal of their teammates who were on the cartel's payroll (like Valerio Garza). I'm entirely convinced her and Alejandra have gossip sessions over coffee when doing paperwork.

Valerio Garza is 100% such a fucking papi chulo. You know it, I know it. Man's got the most beautiful brown eyes, thickest brows, and the nastiest little smug smirk on his lips at all times. Has a shaggy little hairstyle that just makes him look like SUCH a fuckboy and a 5 o'clock shadow. Man's tall as all hell and I just KNOW he's got a fucking scorpion tattooed in his forearm. Just trust me on this.

Patricia Graves (yes I know Philipa exists but I don't like it for him bc it's not 'common' the way 'Philip' is common for men) is such a fucking bitch. I'm sorry, but she is. (to me, Philip's actions just become even more inexcusable when she's a woman like????) Anyways. Has the sleekest light brown hair but she gets it lightened to blonde because she can. Who's gonna stop her? Wears her hair cut into a lob (long bob) and unironically loves cowboy boots when she's out of uniform.

Alexa Keller is ready to fuck shit up at a moment's notice. Give her a time and a place and she WILL show up, drop some bodies, and leave without a word. Tall and strong, but not as beefy as Soap. Especially top-heavy. I'm convinced she binds her chest with bandages in order to fasten her vest on properly. Has a layered bob and carries bobby pins in her pack/pockets so she can keep pinning it back, on TOP of already carrying hair-ties around her wrists. At one point, Faris teaches her how to tie a scarf to keep it off her face.

Faris Karim is, I hate to say it, tall and on the skinny side. The ULF is a freedom fighting group and he's spent much time in prison, so, he's not as 'well developed' as many soldiers would be. Nonetheless, he's a good leader and makes up for his lesser build with determination. Has a beard that he cannot keep up with more often than not so he shaves it off when it gets too long, and keeps his hair in a combover or quiff.

Christopher "Chris" Laswell is, point blank, tall and slightly pudgy, used to being behind a desk, writing reports and fucking people up with words more than with fists. That being said, piss him off hard enough and he'll have you on your ass. Has an Ivy League cut with a side part and is either PERFECTLY clean-shaven or has the THICKEST beard you've ever seen. (I was gonna 'pick' a mustache only but then he'd look like Alex Keller too much)

Natasha is, I hate to say it, the most stereotypical Russian woman you've ever met... minus the blonde hair. She has the beautiful waves, she has the red lipstick and the heavy make-up, she has the expensive fur coats, and dresses and heels, and all the jewelry. Is it practical? No. But she's a CEO and a forced to be reckoned and there's nothing stopping her.

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can we get more genderbent!141??? por favorzinho 🙏🏻

YES YOU CAN MY PORTUGUESE-SPEAKING FRIEND!

More Genderbent!141 thots: Off-Duty

Simone Riley drives a motorcycle. I do not make the rules. When she's off duty, it's often the shops or petrol stations nearby will be visited by a woman in all black riding gear who uses her helmet hooked on her forearm as a shopping basket. Loves to go on cross-country rides. Wears those STUPID sunglasses of male Ghost's when driving. Chews gum 90% of the time.

Johanna MacTavish, despite her long hair, is surprisingly not a girly woman. She's also not 100% butch but she's somewhere in between. LOVES a good pair of shorts. Stick her in a pair of daisy dukes, combat/hiking boots, and a black sports bra with an unbuttoned tartan flannel shirt on top? Yes. She likes sports, likes watching them, and definitely challenges men to arm wrestling/darts/pool at the pub.

Kylie Garrick has THE cutest outfits out of uniform. You'd see her at the shopping centre and wouldn't even realize she's military. I'm talking high-heel sandals, cute frilly tops, dresses, jewelry all over! She loves colors and is the only one that hasn't yet surrounded to tomboyish practical clothes because she's young and is determined to let herself BE girly despite her career.

Jane Price craves the days she can be at home without SOMEONE busting her metaphorical balls about work. She's surprisingly domestic and finds just being home and at peace the greatest relaxer. Don't call her to drag her out to the pub, she won't go, she wants some tea and to try (and fail) at growing a tomato plant in her back garden.

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