#get rizz like skizz...

[ruohosta-nauttija]

these are now canon. to me

[thicouchpotato]

Random screenshot from Impulses vid

GET RIZZ LIKE SKIZZ 😉

Transtrip; HUMOR TODAY MAGAZINE- Get Rizz Like Skizz- 10 simple things you can do to be 1% funnier. END

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Okay I have the biggest brainrot right now and I need to get this out, this stuff came to me in a dream lmao

So Gem and Etho are like a thing for a while now and while they haven't been too open about it, it's still known between the hermits. What they don't know is that they're in an open relationship.

Gem goes to twitch con and other events and hangs out with the hermits, and Etho stays home and is just like have fun ^_^

But Gem is Gem and she really can't resist the old man rizz ™️ when she spends time alone with Tango and one thing leads to another and they fuck in a hotel room and she mentions the open relationship because Tango felt guilty afterwards

Some time passes and Gem visits Arizona to stay with one of them for a little vacation, but while she's there they also record/stream some games together (I think in my dream they played Mario party and Gem was goated and won by so much, bless her) and after the stream she goads them, and specifically Skizz jumps onto that and things are (playfully) heated but also kinda flirty.

Impulse is just slightly nervous and and Tango watches with curiosity. Things escalate when Skizz mentions he should punish Gem for always running her mouth so much and she loves it, totally leaning into it. Impulse is trying to be like the voice of reason of line "you guys really shouldn't, I wouldn't want to hurt Etho this way" and before Gem can say anything, Tango replies for her, because he's the only one who knows that Gem and Etho are in an open relationship.

Stuff goes very quickly from there and they have a foursome and I am not quite sutd how that came to happen but they called Etho over discord (with his stupid discord icon profile picture because he never bothered to change it, this man 😭) and Etho is like super into it and degrades Gem, who can't talk back because she has Impulses cock in her mouth, for how slutty and needy she is, for fucking all of her coworkers

So yeah, I wanted to polish this up a bit more but now this is just kind of all over the place but I needed to get this out. The brainrot sits deep if I'm already dreaming of this stuff lol thank you for being like the rpf place (in my mind)

I meant to answer this sooner but then life happened but YES DUDE!!!! All of this!!! The thought of them calling Etho while they're having sex with Gem... I'm on my knees!! I definitely need to write some kind of cucking fic for them cause I love it so much!

Gem getting to show off for all her favorite people in different ways. And getting to live out all her slutty dreams 🥺 GOOD FOR HER!

[wildlifesmp]

If you don't mind me asking, but what are the sexual orientations of the characters in Gettin' In Tune (or GIT, as I like to call it lol)

Oo good question! For some of these im deliberately leaving it to reader interpretation so youre not getting an answer but for the ones i do have answers for:

Joel: gay

Grian: bi

Jimmy: the answer to this is plot relevant and a spoiler :)

Impulse: gay

Skizz: my beautiful token straight who i Swear shall be relevant later

Etho: gay and canadian

Tango: :)

Lizzie: bi with women preference

Cleo: bi but joel has convinced himself that she's a lesbian because of her mechanic skills

Martyn: Bi but zero rizz so it doesnt matter. The only pipe he is laying is when the sinks at the bar break

Pearl: i tend to headcanon her as an aroallo lesbian but it's SO not relevant to the story and imo she probably doesnt realize (we've all been there, aspecs) (is this a spoiler that pearl will be in the story because it shouldnt be. most if not all of the members will be)

Bigb: straight but in the tom hardy "i'm an actor, of course i've had anal sex" way. I think he's chill about it

Ren: pan but pansexual only started being used to describe sexuality in the 90's so he probably just says something like Ladies... Gentlemen... And anyone in between... there's always room in line for the ren diggity dog ;) or something

Scott: Guess

Gem: bi

Mumbo: ambiguouse but presumed straight

Scar: "straight" but again not relevant

Bdubs: same as scar

Thats all! This was fun to think about thanks for the ask :3

[astronomodome]

So I’ve thought about this (a normal amount) and here are my thoughts on whether these mcyts would actually do the silly dance. Because god forbid the shitpost isn’t accurate

Lizzie: Could pull off all the moves decently. Probably taught Joel how to. She’s so great ❤️

Joel: I don’t think he could do it well but he technically could because of his immense bi wife rizz. I think you would have to force him to do it though and he’d be filled with rage the entire time

Jimmy: Would and should dance like that. Could he though? Doubtful.

Tango: THAT IS AN OLD MAN YOURE BREAKING HIS BONES. We all know he could bust it down if need be but it would be so unethical

Hbomb: Honestly I don’t know too much about him but dressed like that? I believe in him. Get it king

Skizz: Can do anything he wants forever INCLUDING this. Would avoid any physical consequences because of his limber drummer physique

Martyn: Another old man BUT the difference for him is he’s a weeb so it cancels out. He would slay this let’s be honest

live footage of decked out this saturday

motion - CinderIsArtssy / mc player model - Mojang and PiT式