#giggling

[stormbreaker-290]

@bumble-the-sun-bee Atolla if she had more swag

[messymoonmad]

alright, we know what the first group of suitors smell like... what about the second? (I think leodes smells like oranges...)

Leodes smells like oranges

Amphimedon smells like blood

Agelaus smells like perfum

Polybus smells like wine

Ktessipos smells like updog

[glorbulus]

planet 51 fandom are u there

[mortismutsumi]

various ones from the new tpot episode

[colavoxi]

i just know that kon would fly up to gotham gates with tim on his shoulder to bypass bruce's "no meta's" thing by using robin as his key to the city

Even older Timkon art

[cns-mari]

me: "it has an American aftertaste"

"has bro gone to america w/o me" vs "have you tasted any americans recently" </3

@yinsairae vs @we1ghtlossbian

[chocobje]

The Fitness Gramm Pacer Test(tm) is a multi-staged acrobatics course that will test your endurance and speed. The testing will start in three, two, one.

HUH?? WHAT DID I DO??

[ahyuggg]

“making the world my own..” ᯓ✦

ref to the fan mix (Overnight X Le Monde - Richard Carter and Qveen Herby >> Spiegel on yt)

[kalied0skull]

WAWAWAWAWAW

COULS YOU DRAW URSELF WITH A BUNCH OF HEDGEHOG

me asf: "what the fuck do animals look like"

apparently i just dunno how to draw animals

[rcjackie]

Bilbo Bachelor Baggins everybody

(based on that one meme)

[idiotsinkdaisies]

okay compiled some of my favorite tags on this post (bucktommy vs buddie endgame opinions from not watchers)

[alexandraisyes]

DUCKS!!! I’m just giving the server a bath it’s okay

Ducks doing duck things

[seokminfilm]

just friends ── kim mingyu

🤍 pairing, kim mingyu x reader

🤍 warnings, non-idol au, fluff, implied childhood friends to lovers, mutual pining, mingyu is kind of a flirt, kissing, confession, long-haired mingyu (we moved on too quickly from him), reader sits on mingyu's lap, reader calls mingyu 'gyu'

🤍 summary, you and mingyu realize you aren't just "friends".

🤍 author's note, saw these mingyu pics that screamed 80's college student and had to write something about it cause long-haired mingyu is literally my roman empire🧍consider this to be a LATE mingyu birthday gift cause i planned to do something for his bday the day OF and couldn't think of anything ☹ anyways enjoy!!

🤍 now playing, show me how (men i trust)

🤍 word count, 984 | for @kstrucknet, @maestro-net

"oh, come on. a few kisses will not ruin our friendship." mingyu has a whine to his voice you can't help but laugh at, cheeks heating up nevertheless as you side-eye him.

"mingyu, do you hear yourself right now? are you sure you aren't drunk?" you ask, and mingyu grabs your hands, dark eyes serious as he holds your gaze. his hands are warm, and his body radiates heat, the blush on his cheeks matching yours as he shakes his head.

the two of you had settled in on a quiet friday night to binge-watch your favorite childhood movies, and the two of you had just finished watching flipped, laughing and cringing at the bonus clips of the kissing scenes.

if you thought hard about it, you would have noticed that mingyu was acting differently tonight. he had been really touchy with you lately, hands always somewhere on you as he carried on conversations.

you didn't think about it much at first, but you had started to get distracted by it, body warming up as soon as mingyu had attempted to put his arm around you. it was awkward, seeing mingyu trying to flirt with you, but it made your heart skip nevertheless.

it seems that the little childhood crush you swore you had successfully hidden wasn't truly hidden at all.

"you're seriously asking to kiss me right now? friends....friends don't kiss each other on the daily, gyu." you laugh, trying to shrug off the feeling of thousands of butterflies in your stomach.

mingyu stares at you with puppy-like dark brown eyes hidden behind wire-framed glasses, lips parting to reveal sharp canines as he thinks better of his sentence and closes his mouth. he shifts a little bit, broad shoulders blocking any way of escape from the couch as he nods slightly.

"i know that. i know that friends don't want to kiss each other. they shouldn't want to, anyways." mingyu exhales again, pretty eyes downcast to the cushion under him before he looks back up at you again.

"we're not just friends are we?" mingyu asks quietly, eyes piercing as he holds your gaze. you choke on your words, eyes widening slightly as you lock eyes on his frame, fingertips twitching with the urge to push his neck-length hair back.

you were already dancing the fine line between 'friends enjoying a cute movie' and 'friends two seconds away from kissing each other', and you had a feeling that tucking mingyu's hair back for him would be the amount the two of you would need to cross the line into the latter.

"do you want to kiss me?" you ask softly, and mingyu's eyes jump up to meet yours. he's staring down at you, obviously too tall for you to look him straight in the eye.

you had no clue where the confidence to ask that question came from, but you found yourself praying that more would come.

"...maybe." mingyu has the gall to smirk at you, soft lips even more taunting as you heave a sigh, shaking your head slightly.

"i can't believe i'm doing this." something between a sigh and a laugh spills from your lips, and mingyu watches you relapse in judgment, taking your chin in his hand as he pulls you to him.

"don't you dare back out now." mingyu's voice is low, delicate as if he's scared that the moment will pass. you search his eyes, heart slowing down as he traces your jawline with his finger. "i want this. ....o-only if you want it, though."

the nervousness seems to leave your body with mingyu's slight stutter at the end of his sentence, showing that he's just as nervous as you are.

you let your shoulders drop slightly, relaxing your body as mingyu notices the way you lean into his touch. "i want it, gyu."

the words seem like a dream to you as they come out of your mouth, but your heart and mind finally agree on something for once: you want this kiss like your life depends on it.

"good. let me show you what i've been wanting to do to you for ages." mingyu's voice lowers to a whisper as he leans in. his lips lock with yours a few seconds later, massive tanned hands cupping your face as he molds his lips to yours.

your hands are flying to mingyu's tousled hair in an instant, fingers combing through his dark locks as he presses into you. you always knew mingyu's lips were soft, but you never expected they'd be this soft—and on your lips, for god sake.

after a few seconds of silence, the two of you pull away from each other, still in a dazed state of mind. mingyu's glasses had been discarded somewhere, and he sits in front of you now, eyes piercing as he studies your microexpressions.

"you know i've liked you for the longest time, right?" you decide to state the obvious, now that you just kissed your childhood friend.

"yeah," mingyu shrugs nonchalantly, and you take hold of mingyu's broad shoulders quickly, shaking him as he laughs happily.

"seriously? why didn't you do anything about it!?" you pout, and mingyu smiles, finger running across your cheek as he shrugs. "i wanted to see how long you could wait."

"kim mingyu!" you whack mingyu lightly, a smile cracking across your face as mingyu falls back against the couch. you find the confidence to climb up upon mingyu's lap, his hands taking place on your hips as he smiles up at you.

"i love you." the words fall from his lips before you can beat him to it, and your heart flutters, finally hearing mingyu utter the words you had only heard him say in dreams.

"i love you too, mingyu." you smile softly, leaning down to get what's owed to you: mingyu's searing kiss that tastes of a long-waited confession.

[casiia]

konig who just loves to suck your tiddies. like you’ll tell him how sore you are and he’ll just pull your bra down without saying anything. settle you in his lap and just attach his mouth to your aching nipple.

he’ll do it for hours and when you become a needy mess, he’ll push you down onto your knees. tell you to take his pants off and help him with his erection; with your hands wrapped around his girth, he shoves two fingers into your mouth, watching your saliva spill down your chin and messily onto your breast.

when he’s had his fun listening to you gag on his fingers, konig will pull them out of your mouth and give you a chance to breathe. only for a second before he’s pulling you closer and squeezing your soft tits around his cock.

you wince at the slight pain as he gropes you roughly, his veiny cock throbbing with need. you let more drool dribble down your chin and onto his member, his foreskin pulling back and revealing his angry red tip.

he’s apologizing to you, saying he’s so sorry for being so rough. but he can’t help it, he’s rutting into and soon he’s shooting thick white ropes of cum onto your chest, some of his nut spurting and painting your face.

[jaxplode]

this is so fucking hilarious

starting an asexual aromantic polycule just so I have someone to play board games with