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[mwagneto]

imagine you're shax and you keep hearing rumours that that weirdo crowley is dating an angel and you're like 🤨🤨 hmm i don't know about that.... and then a few decades later you get crowley's job and you walk into his flat and there's a massive statue of them having sex

[maxypuz]

Rewatching good omens and realizing Crowley, who helped make the universe, was entrusted with also destroying it. He was so happy when it was created, and although yes part of his disbelief that it was time to destroy it is because he loves earth and aziraphale, but also because he was supposed to help destroy the very thing he created. God. Im not okay.

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[copepods]

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

[ladybugboots]

distant past

[their-we-go]

and i'm going to.

[sashayed]

i dont give a FUCK any more man this has gone TOO far i'm deleting ALL the exclamation points from my work emails. that's right. i hope you have a good weekend. and no more than that

[prinnay]

Planettes #4: Neptune

[ewegenia]

something is wrong with my hamster

[mythology-void]

girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING

[mwagneto]

no because after they argue and split up over what they should do about Gabriel in ep 1 not only is Crowley right he literally thinks he's right like. he knows he's right and they're endangering themselves by helping Gabriel. but he still goes back and apologises and says he was wrong because he knows Aziraphale would help Gabriel and endanger himself regardless of what Crowley does so he might as well be with him to at least help when shit inevitably goes sideways. literally 0 regard for his own opinion and safety he just wants Aziraphale to be okay i'm so.

[maxypuz]

So the theory that Muriel was once a higher angel who had their memory wiped hold true. S2E2 Aziraphale goes to talk to someone about the credibility of the permit Crowley has and it's Muriel who is checking to see if its real. In this scene they are sure of themselves and Aziraphale isn't talking to them cajolingly, but rather as someone who has higher position than him. Which means between 2500 BC and current era, Muriel spoke out against the angels and their memory was wiped because of it.

[aropride]

I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

no guys wait u dont understand she really doesnt care about him at all she swears

[dishesoap]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

[stompandhollar]

like. imagine seeing your sibling at 18. and then not seeing them again until you’re 28. and then not seeing them again until you’re both 58. but you’re identical twins so every time you look in the mirror you wonder if this is what they would’ve looked like.

imagine never needing glasses but your brother did, and then in your adulthood your eyes get worse and you suddenly need glasses and you pick out the same frames your brother wore.

imagine always protecting your brother growing up cause he was different and kids picked on him. but you always protected him. and then you have a falling out and neither of you speak for years, and then finding out that in those years you didn’t speak, he was being isolated and tortured by a monster and didn’t think you’d come if he called. but then he calls and you go. and his house has blood on the floor in every room and writing on the walls and his journal devolves into paranoid ramblings. and you can’t protect him because you showed up and he got ripped away. and you can’t even ask him what the writing or the blood or the state of the house means because he’s gone. and you don’t have a penny to your name so you have to clean the blood up yourself and fix the house and live there. so you board up his room.